How to Stop Being a Goddamn Faggot All the Time Holy Shit
When you post on 8chan, does everybody call you a faggot and tell you to kill yourself?That's because you're a faggot, and should probably kill yourself.
Your newfaggotry is visible from space. You're going to have to go through a few attitude adjustments. These are a few general (but critical) tips to stop you from COMPLETELY ruining 8chan.
What is this board even about
/intls/ for n00bs
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Best way
Newfag here, have some questions.
1) Better way to Browse ⑧chan on Android (tablet)
2) Considering the Android, best way to storage the successfully lurked content (I only have 4gb for now)
3)How to lurk without losing my mind because of all the shit
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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys? it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
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Information Thread
I think that it would be a good idea to have a thread here for technology related information and infographics.I'll post some and I would like to request information on viewing, deleting and modifying exif data.
I really hope that this board takes off.
Newfag needs redtext answers
How do I redtext?
Vocabulary Thread
Is there a word you see get thrown around a lot but you're not exactly sure what it means? We'll help you out in this thread.a few examples:
>what is a meme?
Basically, a meme is like an inside joke that gets spread throughout an entire community. Sometimes they become very well-known (trollface, rageguy), and other times, they stay pretty obscure (skilled roy, winning steak).
>What is greentexting?
^ That is greentexting. All you have to do is start your line of text with a ">" and it'll be green.
>see?
You'll have to lurk more to understand when to greentext appropriately. I don't think I'd be able to teach you here.
>What is a get?
Every post in a board is assigned a post number. It starts at 1 and goes up from there. So, the first post in a board would be number 1, the second would be number 2, and so on.
Gets have to do with the digits at the end of your post number. It's hard to explain, but just read through the screencap and you should get it pretty easily. It's possible to time them out since it goes up 1 for each post, but because of the speed of most boards, they're basically randomly generated. That's why pic related is so amazing.
Give some guides
Katie teh penguin 0f d00m
who is Katie teh penguin 0f d00m?
Is /newb/ kill?
Has this board died? Say it aint so, /newb/! Say…it aint so…..
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how to be embed YouTube vids?
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Hai Guiz
Thank god someone finally decided to make a /New B/, i was getting really sick of all the furries. I had this idea for a long time but couldn't figure out how to make a board. Get to shitposting guys xDDDAlso mods are you allowing pedos here
Filter
How do filters work?
Email?
What does the Email thing in the post creation do?
fjekncng
How to tripcode?
videos and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_o6DxhslAINever posted a video on fullchan before and wanted to see how it works. I hope it's embedded like the other ones are
Ello mates how's everyone this lovely night. I figure I might as well get along with my fellow newbs. We'll be the oldfags of this epoch after all :^)
caw
What is the significance of the crow/repetitive caw in threads. Is it sage or more mods mods mods?
tumblr flags
Lets get a tumblr flag warning thread going.I'll start, what does /newb think. Its from a casual conversation I had earlier
> inb4 kikebook
What is Cancer and How do I Deal With it?
If you're here as a newfriend, chances are that one of your threads has either been called cancerous, derailed with gore / pictures of spiderman, or just outright ignored. What you posted was most likely cancer.One of the biggest hurdles to overcome in the transition from newfag to midfag is having the ability to recognize cancer and not post it yourself. Generally, this is something that you pick up through lurking, and is more of an instinct than a conscious effort.
But we'll do our best to try to point you in the right direction.
General Board Education
Well newfags, we will explain you some boards, their history and their general usePic semi-related
Let's begin:
/b/
Since halfchan (or many many chans) there have always existed /b/
In halfchan's /b/, it is infected with all the cancer since 2007, the history about that is very long, I will explain it in another post
In a good /b/ board you will find gore, cp, pedos, rapes, killing, etc. Well that was a few years ago
Now its getting infested with cancer threads
Some cancer threads are:
>roll threads
>furries thread
>daily pedo thread
>daily hebe thread
>lame copypastas
>trap threads
>(insert other cancer threads here)
This only make the board shitty and unoriginal, but hey, you can decrease the cancer in various ways, but I will explain in another post
Gore and Butts
Dump your gore/shock images here.You faggots are gonna need these.
If you're a newfag, try to refrain from spamming threads you don't like with the gore you got here. Just contribute to gore threads for now.
Essential Fullchan Folder
One limiting factor I experienced back in the newfag days was a lack of material to contribute with.So here are the essentials:
How To Chan
Ask anything.>how to triforce
>how the redtext
>how to be a decent poster
>how to etc.
explain
birth of spurdo meme>started channing in august so i just dont get some memes
>ED has nothing
>never ask because i have proper chan etiquette
MAGGOTS
Welcome to /newb/. Banner Thread. :^)
Bane
Can someone explain what the fuck /bane/ is and why this guy is always posted there/everywhere