/newb/ - Newfag Bootcamp

I did not abuse the trust of my users,

I did not remove /fem/ from the boardlist just because I didn't like it,

I did not remove other boards from the boardlist for proxyspamming when /int/ (owned by my IRC "friend") did the exact same thing and was left untouched,

I did not encourage shitposting on /meta/ and then abandon it because of too much shitposting,

I did not promise to never delete non-spam threads on /operate/ and then delete them anyway just because they criticize me,

I did not ignore /operate/ threads with valid questions for months even though their OPs took the effort to bump them every single day,

I did not grow so distant from /operate/ and my core userbase as a whole that I thought it was appropriate to dismiss a huge issue with some short IRC log (which I lied in) of me explaining the situation to one of my cocksuckers, instead of writing up a proper explanation, and then completely ignored the thread afterwards,

I did not threaten Doorways into giving away /pol/,

I did not transfer ownership of /sp/ (twice) just because someone sucked my cock in IRC,

I did not abandon the "first come, first serve" board claim policy so I could redistribute the top boards to my IRC friends,

I did not create a secret, password-locked IRC channel for me and my non-reimbursed staff (even though the only 8chan glob job was supposed to be removing CP) a few month after criticizing moot for having a secret password-locked IRC channel,

I did not give IRC operator powers to two (2) trannies I just happened to be gr8 friends with,

I did not remove a vol's (who sucked up to me much less than all the other vols did) global powers for admitting to participating in a raid, and later admitted in participating in a raid myself,

I did not try to change the site appearance to be as user friendly to redditors as possible, based on a review made by an applefag redditor, posted on 8chan as a joke,

I did not advertise 8chan on reddit and pander to redditors and newfags to the best of my ability,

I did not pathetically attention-whore on twitter,

I did not dismiss all my critics on /operate/ as simply trolls (and now shills), just like halfchan and reddit had done in the past,

I did not publicly dismiss anyone who doubted the validity of Nick Denton's "leaks" as shills, and assured everyone that they are completely real, even thought they turned out to be fake and completely made up shortly afterwards,

I did not create a private ad on /b/ endorsing a honeypot VPN,

and I did not have one of my IRC "friends" delete a post with dirty info on an arstechnica journalist just so arstechnica would publish a better article on me!

Anyone who says otherwise is a shill, doesn't deserve a reply and should just be ignored! :^)

We could cry about Google and say they're "pushing us around" by doing this.

But actually, that would only be giving them power.

Fuck Google. They're a joke. They think their search result threats matter? That they can goad this site into bending over for their communist dick? Their shitty Google glass product was the tipping point for realizing they are a joke. Their increasing appeals to SJW hipster faggotry show that they are unintelligent and simply don't perceive the road ahead. They are short sighted and common.

They once were a truly open minded part of the internet. Now they're just another faggot haven of brainwashed and controlled cocksuckers who offer NOTHING when you realize there are alternatives that don't stick their tiny little dicks into everything their users want to do. That don't tell their users what to Think Cause They Know Better Cause They're Left, or ya know, whatever it is that they are.

How about this, you Google faggots: you're going to bend over for US. We don't like you. We don't care what you think. And we are going to ruin you because you have decided to try to ruin us. You cast the first stone bro. We are going to convince as many people as possible to leave your service. We are going to move to other search engines.

We don't need you. Never did. And you have proven that you don't want us or anyone truly intelligent, hip or cool using your site. Thanks for the heads up. Take a look at Reddit. That's your future. Oh, you think it looks good? Well, we'll see. The race is on. I think you'll be quite surprised to find that reality doesn't just disappear, even when you try to make it do so.

So, we don't need you. We do need 8chan and sites like it. But you? Your service is offered elsewhere. You simply provide the same thing but now with added finger waving and cucking. Bye bye.

Those who bend to these Faggots will only have short lived gains. It is really up to all. I say Exit good. But that doesn't mean to just let this go. If you have a Voice, don't try to beg for re-entry to Google. Use it to do to them what they have decided to do to us. Spread word that their service is over. Discredit them. Remove them. Offer alternatives. If they change their tune, so be it. But until then: Google is a joke is the new word of the day.

/intl/ is destroying 8chan and scaring off users. /intl/ is costing 8chan money. /intl/ is bullying the users of this site. /intl/ is causing every problem on 8chan. Every post that I disagree with is /intl/. /intl/ is responsible for everything on every board at all times. /intl/ is every moderator and every shitposter. /intl/ are the pedo posters and the anti-pedo posters. /intl/ is every anon everywhere at all times. /intl/ creates the dankest memes but they are too powerful so they will destroy us. How did this happen? How did 10-15 shitposters become so powerful that they are everywhere at all times? The answer is that they are Jews. They were always Jews. We must put an end to the /intl/ reign of terror. I say we raid them into oblivion and send them back to where they came from. /intl/ must be destroyed before it is too late. If /intl/ is not destroyed they will destroy 8chan. Just as the Jews wish to take over the world /intl/ wishes to take over 8chan. Just today /intl/ staged a raid on /b/ and blamed it on /leftypol/. Even though everyone on /leftypol/ is also /intl/ this cannot be allowed to stand. We must take our website back from the dangerous shitposters that call themselves /intl/. /intl/ is the cancer killing 8chan. /intl/ are spreading aids. Even though we ourselves are /intl/. /intl/ are the niggers of 8chan. /intl/ are the illegal immigrants of 8chan. /intl/ are boat people. /intl/ is smell. /intl/ made the hot potato sad. /intl/ will stop at nothing to destroy us all. /intl/ will destroy us for our own good. /intl/ is the hero we deserve but not the one we want right now. So we will hunt them. Because they can take it. /intl/ is crashing this website with no survivors. /intl/ is a big guy for you. If we remove /intl/ will it kill them? It would be very painful. Remove the /intl/ now.

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step 1: grab your willy

step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!

step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))

step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

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ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

What the fuck did you just say to me?

Did you just call me a loser?

I can't even begin to describe how ironic that is. Do you know who I am? Do you know what I've today?

Today alone I've been in conference calls with google, the FBI, and CNN to discuss the hate site known as "8chan" and how to terminate it from existence. In my downtime I've read a few lesser known works of Chaucer. I won't even mention the titles…you wouldn't know them. I fucked my hot ass gf not once, not twice, but three times and she let me cum inside.

And what the fuck have you done, asshole? Made a shitpost on /intl/? Kid, I can do that in my god damn sleep. I invest in stock markets while I shitpost. I earn thousands while I shit post. I'm a productive human being who contributes to charity and to the human race as a whole.

And what the fuck are you? A NEET hikki faggot with a penchant for jacking it to girldicks? And you get off telling me I'm a loser? What a fucking joke.

DJ run it.

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It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

> It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

 It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

there is nothing more tbh

im jew™

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