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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 3e4b5b49d73b4a9⋯.png (147.69 KB, 667x418, 667:418, monarch.png)

a310d6 No.132047

EU Poisons the Imperium: Contaminated EU Eggs Spread Into Asia


Denmark Hails ‘Hug a Terrorist’ Scheme, Jihadists Given Homes and Jobs


a310d6 No.132048

File: 8e74b4ae004adb5⋯.jpg (97.74 KB, 694x1000, 347:500, 1484609812347.jpg)

First for superior white women.

a310d6 No.132051



561ef6 No.132053

File: 4107c6dde0181ab⋯.jpg (106.39 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 4107c6dde0181abcadc651f738….jpg)

File: 270b22bbf908a42⋯.jpg (25.54 KB, 625x616, 625:616, heart.jpg)

File: 7633266d6e0eae3⋯.jpg (386.45 KB, 1301x1080, 1301:1080, Milverton2-1.jpg)

Make it happen. They can do a podcast or have Youtube channel together.

e8618c No.132054


she could do better then wews

a310d6 No.132055

File: a3aeaceda9f876b⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1000x678, 500:339, ClipboardImage.png)


She flatly refused to touch Jack Buckby because he didn't pass her height test. She wouldn't even tolerate being in the same room as ManletWews.

2fd695 No.132056

druids tbh

9642bd No.132057

File: 94b98b13232f97f⋯.png (2.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Have Pembs in my sight, lads. Just give the command.

a8d465 No.132058

File: 98dffe84714d2e7⋯.jpg (398.33 KB, 500x726, 250:363, 1501588810072.jpg)


ahhhhhh pls no I'm trying to join

e8618c No.132059


take the shot

a310d6 No.132060

File: 5ce4c51828cf897⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1205x678, 1205:678, ClipboardImage.png)


Alt-Rightist: We need a new strategy to appeal to ordinary Americans and prove we're not like the Ku Klux Klan

Richard Spencer: Way ahead you dude.

027bc5 No.132061


Whoever posted those rat/puppet photos has ruined Ginnie for me,


How tall is Buckby?


Pull the trigger lad.

e8618c No.132062

9642bd No.132063



wew she just got the game working just as I was about to pull the trigger smh

a310d6 No.132064

File: 1e39dbe951778a7⋯.png (374.43 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Well Nick Griffin is about 5'8.

e8618c No.132065


stay on pursuit of the target and take him out at a later time

561ef6 No.132066

File: c86696c16026f10⋯.jpg (504.79 KB, 1236x1547, 1236:1547, 1502510783627.jpg)

File: e15be7ea3a197c7⋯.jpg (97.66 KB, 634x596, 317:298, 432D93C500000578-4783324-i….jpg)

File: 326ee514865aa2f⋯.png (144.79 KB, 376x151, 376:151, 1502513006422.png)



>She flatly refused to touch Jack Buckby

Is this true? I didn't take Ginnie as a heightist, smdh

a8d465 No.132067

File: 159aae4fd229c08⋯.jpg (55.18 KB, 736x888, 92:111, 1497301778285.jpg)



ahh betrayal stings

e8618c No.132068


hehe its just good bisness kiddo, nothing personel

2fd695 No.132069

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so long as there are two people left on this planet

someone is going to want someone dead

a310d6 No.132070

File: bcd307309f82e3a⋯.jpg (263.38 KB, 800x601, 800:601, 1441637507829.jpg)


>I didn't take [any normal woman] as a heightist, smdh

2fd695 No.132071

File: 8f7d2095058ee8f⋯.png (15.97 KB, 254x513, 254:513, rare philosophical gondola.png)


027bc5 No.132072


Wew. Union Jack tie, John Lennon glasses, and wearing sunny-gees in the rain, what a fag.

What became of Are Nick?

a8d465 No.132073

9642bd No.132074


they can be fat landwhales, but if you're not 6'2+ you're a genetic dead end tbh smh

a310d6 No.132075


Tried to move to Hungary and failed I think.

9642bd No.132076



yeah he wasn't allowed citizenship smh

561ef6 No.132077

File: feab80cb63b7018⋯.jpg (415.88 KB, 3496x4024, 437:503, 1502538911431.jpg)



>tfw 6ft

We need to adopt and reshape Islam so it fits into the west, then we can oppress women and make them accept our dwarfism.

Women can't fight Islam

58ebc7 No.132078

>132074 (You)

a310d6 No.132079


Serves him right tbh, he belongs here with his people.


Ah yes, the last refuge of the manlet: Islam.

a8d465 No.132080

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027bc5 No.132081



e8618c No.132082

File: 982ac89f4c8aac5⋯.jpg (40.25 KB, 478x622, 239:311, 1497184080007.jpg)


This lad knows

9642bd No.132083


>Ah yes, the last refuge of the manlet: Islam.

Manlets, gingers and Muslims. An unbeatable alliance

58ebc7 No.132084

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9642bd No.132085

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706658.png)

>when you just want din dins and 6 people arrive unannounced

a310d6 No.132086


I prefer 5'9 tbh.

ee313f No.132087


Tell GCHQ to come back later lad.

561ef6 No.132088

File: c74b54c6d50a819⋯.png (827.02 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1502538924765.png)

a310d6 No.132089

File: d32c53745c59c33⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1600x794, 800:397, ClipboardImage.png)

These are some big guys.

9642bd No.132090

File: cb238ad24b122d3⋯.png (92.32 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1478434772226.png)

I can't enjoy my food if I am forced to sit around other people

9642bd No.132091


>no eugenics to cull manlets

smh. We could have been literal giants

a8d465 No.132092

File: acd148e7d132530⋯.png (622.03 KB, 906x881, 906:881, ClipboardImage.png)


that's a lot of people smh

a310d6 No.132093

File: f2f516511d37a05⋯.png (8.07 MB, 6000x1588, 1500:397, ClipboardImage.png)


>Vladimir Cuk

You couldn't make it up.


Aaaahhh I don't like eating while people watch me either.

9642bd No.132094


561ef6 No.132095

File: 43caac6f27b30d6⋯.jpg (86.01 KB, 960x720, 4:3, mcgregor.jpg)

File: de0942a0777c223⋯.gif (53.81 KB, 350x263, 350:263, 1502537062111.gif)


height means nothing in a fight. Women need to go after guys who look fit and are around 5ft 7

look at conor mcgregor. hes only 5ft 7

women breeding with lanklets will be the final nail in the coffin for the west. lanklets are easier targets in a fire fight too

9642bd No.132096

File: 0745f8777396aa6⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 186x356, 93:178, 1487336965459.jpg)

Time to go…

58ebc7 No.132097


Jump out the window

027bc5 No.132098


Being part of the /5'8"masterrace/ just got even better then.

a8d465 No.132099

File: 470411de424a6b6⋯.jpg (73.02 KB, 400x495, 80:99, 1502307635967.jpg)


b-bye lad..

a310d6 No.132100


Lock yourself in lad. Barricade the door.


In reality women should avoid pikey hobbits at all costs if they ever want to wear heels in public.

e8618c No.132101


>height means nothing in a fight

it really does. Taller people are punching down which makes their punches more powerfull, they typically have broader shoulders which generate more energy and they have longer arms (further reach) and longer legs.

>look at conor mcgregor. hes only 5ft 7

Conor is 5'9"

a8d465 No.132102

File: 4411b80014950f1⋯.png (463.17 KB, 853x739, 853:739, ClipboardImage.png)


58ebc7 No.132103


It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog.

a310d6 No.132104

File: 346e73d0bcf6aa3⋯.jpg (124.46 KB, 894x1200, 149:200, 1486605566477.jpg)


What size do you want ideally?

561ef6 No.132105

File: c57774bcf4943c2⋯.jpg (140.45 KB, 728x650, 28:25, 1502547491742.jpg)


Physically yes, shorter people may have some limitations compared to taller opponents, but fighting is rarely limited to purely physical traits. Psychology also plays a huge part in most fights, whether in the ring or on the street, and shorter people often have the upper hand here.

Shorter people often have ‘something to prove’ and are often more willing to initiate fights based on this. I've heard it referred to as the Napolean complex - i.e the shorter you are, the more you want to take over the world! Shorter people are often more aggressive too, perhaps as a response to being frequently bullied, singled out, or picked on due to being perceived as an easy target

5e9972 No.132106

Who not in their right timezone?

58ebc7 No.132107


Ahhh yes, the small man syndrome hypothesis.

e8618c No.132108


i know but he said it doesnt matter which just isnt true. In A fight between two people who dont have training where one person is physically significantly larger you'd have to be an idiot to bet on the smaller lad.


i understand what you mean but it just sounds like coping tbh

58ebc7 No.132109


Me tbh, Mars would suit me better

58ebc7 No.132110


>Fight between 2 people

>With neither having any training

… what situation would this happen in?

e8618c No.132111


Have you seriously never seen that?

e8618c No.132112


anyway its a hyperthetical so it doesnt matter

58ebc7 No.132113


Not since middle school? Its idiocy of the highest order.

a8d465 No.132114

File: 2f9084ab5fa64b9⋯.png (418.88 KB, 853x480, 853:480, 1443209423901.png)


6ft+ only thanks

c64494 No.132115

Lads only limp wristed faggots fight with their words

If we want to find out who's stronger out of the lanklets and manlets, then we simply need to duke it out.

Naturally I'll be fighting on the manlet team so I'm not sure you lanklets stand much of a chance.

561ef6 No.132116

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58ebc7 No.132117


*Fills cosh with fishing weights*

Time, place, etc

00925a No.132118


what's she doing messing about in a field? does she not know how vulnerable she is to being attacked by the cow in the background?

she should put a bra on and stop messing about … silly woman. probably not wearing knickes either … smh

e8618c No.132119


i agree but im just trying to prove a point that someone who is 6'4 would have an advantage against someone who is 5'4 but people keep on saying stuff like "ah but it is how you are inside which actually matters in a fight"



5e9972 No.132120


I heard a tale of normies from a normie recently. She told me someone sent anonymous flowers to her workplace (a Filipino Highschool), I saw photos. The next day some of her colleagues were saying she sent them to herself for attention. That's mean right?

58ebc7 No.132121


Fair enough

a310d6 No.132122

File: 74509269a89c8ac⋯.jpg (24.49 KB, 508x493, 508:493, 1488774287583.jpg)


Good lass. Men who are 5'6 or under should be trained as maids tbh.

027bc5 No.132123

File: 14916a3d556e714⋯.png (294.89 KB, 764x739, 764:739, TrueHeightChart.png)


I made it better and accurate.

e8618c No.132124

027bc5 No.132125

File: 69cac377fa72ca0⋯.png (294.79 KB, 764x739, 764:739, TrueHeightChart.png)


Oops. This is it.

58ebc7 No.132126

58ebc7 No.132127





027bc5 No.132128

File: 0bc6556e5878f2d⋯.png (294.94 KB, 764x739, 764:739, TrueHeightChart.png)


I swear it's right this time.

e4ff05 No.132129

File: b311e19a946a5b4⋯.jpg (211.63 KB, 1071x1600, 1071:1600, Jewess 1.jpg)

>gentile "women"


e4ff05 No.132130


You put the < and > in weird places lad.

a310d6 No.132131


Imagine how many aryan babies those khazar milkers could feed.

027bc5 No.132132


I'm no mathematician and I'm not changing it again.

a8d465 No.132133


It's the natural way of things

a310d6 No.132134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Yank autism stream.

e8618c No.132135


what do they hope to achieve by doing this?

a8d465 No.132136


Wow stop d&c shill

a310d6 No.132137


They want to fuck about and let the media make fun of them even more. And the police get to identify them all for later because everyone is dressed in nothing but meme t-shirts.

Nobody there is running for elected office, that's for sure.

e8618c No.132138


no, i mean what is the goal?


tbf by the looks of the type of people there they didnt look like really had that as an option

a8d465 No.132139


Idk being lazily ironic

a310d6 No.132140

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ruptly stream here.

e4ff05 No.132141


So what exactly is going on here?

a310d6 No.132142

Black separatists have arrived. I wonder if it will kick off.


4channers are congregating IRL to share memes in the name of Kek and Trump.

e8618c No.132143




what if this is the start of the big happening

a310d6 No.132144

File: 4d0b5644016b5fc⋯.jpg (1.75 MB, 2100x1008, 25:12, 1494224339026.jpg)


At least we'd get to see it live streamed then. What a time to be alive.

a310d6 No.132145

File: a4c411dea8f8109⋯.png (189.03 KB, 420x270, 14:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Who /readyfortheracewar/ here?

e8618c No.132146

File: 533151d814ac4f7⋯.png (170.91 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494591907468.png)


i was born ready tbh

a310d6 No.132147

Holy shit it is kicking off.

a8d465 No.132148


if yanks are good for anything, it's entertainment

e8618c No.132149

oh shit niggas

027bc5 No.132150


My airsoft M4 is prepped and ready to go.


Which stream?

a310d6 No.132151


The Ruptly had smoke wafting into the crowds for about a minute then they turned away. I thought they were throwing things.

Looks like the happening is delayed.

e8618c No.132152

the fucking gopro guy

9642bd No.132153

File: a6eaacea5c5a9af⋯.png (170.01 KB, 456x356, 114:89, ClipboardImage.png)

I survived… for now…

e8618c No.132154


you missed a mini happening lad

9642bd No.132155


aw. What exactly?

a310d6 No.132156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Pity that lad with the shitty camera stream got taken down, I liked his coverage.


Weaponized autism shields.

027bc5 No.132157



a8d465 No.132158



e8618c No.132159


it looked liek things were being thrown

a8d465 No.132160

no nazis

no kkk

no fascist USA!

9642bd No.132161

File: a7d45ce54d3a691⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1300x955, 260:191, ClipboardImage.png)



>no shield wall

e8618c No.132162


a8d465 No.132163

File: 10248d827556463⋯.png (359.77 KB, 471x418, 471:418, ClipboardImage.png)


a310d6 No.132164

File: be0317e8ce17ead⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1100x1150, 22:23, ClipboardImage.png)


What's a saxon? I only see huwhite evropeans.

a8d465 No.132165

File: b5d2e5d293d51f9⋯.png (115.37 KB, 576x432, 4:3, moly.png)

>we are right

>they are wrong

e8618c No.132166


chants just dont get any smarter do they

e8618c No.132167

holy shit americans are gross

e4ff05 No.132168


>Black separatists

Allies or enemies?

027bc5 No.132169

File: 5594f9935843164⋯.png (155.51 KB, 529x470, 529:470, absolut.png)


If we ever went LARPing on the streets and had a sweet Saxon shield wall, some tard would break formation and the Normans would break through.

9642bd No.132170

File: 57794f7779b54c9⋯.png (531.17 KB, 607x800, 607:800, ClipboardImage.png)


e4ff05 No.132171


I like that it works in Welsh too.

e4ff05 No.132172


Looks like a *blocks your path* image tbh

a310d6 No.132173

File: f52f5b381a1df61⋯.jpg (145.13 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, f52f5b381a1df61734488231e2….jpg)


Enemies, they're waving their black nationalist flags alongside the antifa and the anarchists.


History would repeat itself, smh.


Roman shields would probably be more useful in this situation than round shields tbh.

3f9b3f No.132174

File: a82caab6d7eabfa⋯.jpg (607.72 KB, 1000x607, 1000:607, uncle-buck-abc.jpg)

>sitting here enjoying Uncle Buck on tv

>read about it on wiki

>John Candy died in 94'

>notice there was a TV series from 2016

>Uncle Buck is now a nigger

>The whole family are niggers too

Thankfully it got cancelled after 1 season

a8d465 No.132175

File: f4dadc0e7f6279e⋯.png (523.66 KB, 800x442, 400:221, ClipboardImage.png)

9642bd No.132176

File: f8a90484b04e43f⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)


>Roman shields would probably be more useful in this situation than round shields tbh.

Don't get why they don't just get riot shields tbh.

e4ff05 No.132177

File: 5bba0fa7c813756⋯.gif (1.08 MB, 279x219, 93:73, spede4.gif)


>separatists allied with antifa and anarchists

A-at least they aren't allied with Jews

e8618c No.132178

seey alads

027bc5 No.132179

File: 317090024d6ae39⋯.jpg (117.98 KB, 1268x1300, 317:325, 55555555555.jpg)

a8d465 No.132180

File: 9946f34ad20e86d⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 200x215, 40:43, 1502521180833.jpg)


who funds all three smh



9642bd No.132181

File: 892f4210fa91e87⋯.png (278.42 KB, 579x383, 579:383, ClipboardImage.png)

At last I see

e4ff05 No.132182

File: 5f55fc16463e851⋯.jpg (32.59 KB, 566x375, 566:375, serveimage.jpg)


>holding a big shield in front

>not keeping it on your back and ducking to deflect attacks


Nation of Islam has been going for decades yet it seems like black people haven't listened to them smh

a8d465 No.132183


wow it makes so much sense now

arguments are not needed when you can compare the situation to popular fiction

9642bd No.132184

File: 18bbce6b6ca2918⋯.png (443.01 KB, 500x504, 125:126, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 450611eff34a295⋯.png (572.49 KB, 455x695, 91:139, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1eb2a3b4a7ed8b5⋯.png (310.98 KB, 427x587, 427:587, ClipboardImage.png)

*shows up in full armour*

a310d6 No.132185

File: b73073523a8c9e2⋯.jpg (112.65 KB, 672x1000, 84:125, 1445170600114.jpg)

Weren't many tacticool people. I saw a squad of them walk past one of the livestream cameras earlier but never again. It's mostly just fat autists with LARP flags and shields.

e4ff05 No.132186


Why are they allied with the UK then?

a310d6 No.132187

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Shield autism battalion stream.

9642bd No.132188


Any scooters?

9642bd No.132189

File: 19987eda57ca243⋯.jpg (24.8 KB, 400x386, 200:193, Laughing-Frog-Meme-07.jpg)

>that lad carrying around that big heavy rectangular piece of wood

a310d6 No.132190

>they're lost



Not on the alt-right side at least.

a8d465 No.132191

>Spency was arrested


9642bd No.132192

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9642bd No.132193

File: 77abbeb1bab48bf⋯.png (1.22 MB, 988x700, 247:175, ClipboardImage.png)


Hail Trump, hail our people, hail victory

a310d6 No.132194

9642bd No.132195

File: 80908575aa19d54⋯.png (2.26 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

he looks so sad poor lad

9642bd No.132196

File: 468b8351f64ee7b⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

>inb4 wikipedia article describing the battle

a310d6 No.132197


Wew, those are the tacticool people I saw. Shame it was just them.

9642bd No.132198

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>No Ginnie to enjoy duck vids with

e4ff05 No.132199


What did the pillock do this time?

a8d465 No.132200




if he got arrested that means he isn't a spy right!!



A true hero. You give us all hope, Richard. Our people must and will have a future.


not sure tbh

e4ff05 No.132201


It just got described on the Beeb. Apparently it was a white nationalist march in support of a statue of a slaver and was condemned as hateful by the mayor.

9642bd No.132202

File: 365ddf12e7a2e1b⋯.png (1.11 MB, 970x1024, 485:512, ClipboardImage.png)

>no big cup



Wew. I am sure these people are fine with book-burnings as well?

a310d6 No.132203

File: 0deb2e37a57189e⋯.jpg (65.02 KB, 551x800, 551:800, 0deb2e37a57189ec51a8b72632….jpg)


>the black yank has a bigger cup than the white yank

I wonder what that symbolizes.

9642bd No.132204

File: 7838089c2ca52a1⋯.png (546.97 KB, 641x837, 641:837, ClipboardImage.png)

t. supporter of mass Muslim immigration

e4ff05 No.132205


It's okay to burn books if they're evil tbh


Both those lasses are hwhite though.

9642bd No.132206

File: 02bfc8e8054d07d⋯.png (471.64 KB, 640x960, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


Venti is probably considered huwhite in America smh

2fd695 No.132207


is that stacheman there?


9642bd No.132208

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a310d6 No.132209


True, I forgot they are both ethnically American.


Admittedly she's a much better advertisement for miscegenation than anything the media can come up with tbh. I'm almost curious to see how America would function if everybody was as mixed as her.

a8d465 No.132210

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are we watching mononokeke tonight

9642bd No.132211

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Stache lad noooo

9642bd No.132212


hardly slept at all so too tired to watch anything tbh. Almost fell asleep just now lying in bed petting my cat smh. AND THE VISITORS WON'T FUCKING LEAVE ROOO

2fd695 No.132213


wouldn't mind tbh unless there's summat more popular


*uses tactical white supremacist milk to negate pepper spray effects*


9642bd No.132214

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9642bd No.132215

File: e26756aab70f515⋯.png (574.95 KB, 1073x531, 1073:531, ClipboardImage.png)


> *uses tactical white supremacist milk to negate pepper spray effects*

Whiter power to you, lad

a310d6 No.132216

File: 6ca03cffe883217⋯.jpg (266.9 KB, 846x718, 423:359, __original_drawn_by_coh__9….jpg)

They got routed already, smh.

Time for a shower I guess.

ac2b5b No.132217

kek, this Charlottesville stuff is pretty hilarious

9642bd No.132218


*doesn't watch over you*

a8d465 No.132219

File: 9392cf54bd981cd⋯.jpg (332.44 KB, 900x1400, 9:14, 1500730870357.jpg)


poor lad smh




have a good 1

ac2b5b No.132220

*defeats the leftists in battle*

9642bd No.132221


Didn't see your crest on the battlefield, m'lord

ac2b5b No.132222


See my quads then

9642bd No.132223


*checks them*

Impressive, m'lamb

ac2b5b No.132224

That torch lit march was fucking amazing tbh

9642bd No.132225

7f1493 No.132226


T. A dafty

7f1493 No.132227


Superb surplus of similar numerals my lord

ac2b5b No.132228

File: c1ebb83bbe69de5⋯.png (12.24 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumSpaceMechV1.png)


Lights in the darkness lass, the connotations of flame a too numerable to elaborate upon but it is a very symbolic thing to do. Faith, meekness, even mere display tbh


*invades Poland*


7f1493 No.132229


>Invading pooland

For the small price of whatever beer we plunder I will support this endeavour

9642bd No.132230

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7f1493 No.132231

>defecates more by volume and presumably weight than ive consumed over the last 5 days


027bc5 No.132232


You're full of shit ;-)

7f1493 No.132233


Kek lad, I now need a belt.

7f1493 No.132234

>just now

>fitting a window to a sort of small shed / wendyhouse thing a customer has bought for his 4yo daughter

>start getting my tools out, she comes out and gives me a fairycake and decides to watch me and talk the whole time

>Ask her what tools I'm using, she knows roughly what all of them are and what they do

>Try and catch her out with the difference between screws and bolts, doesn't work

>Show her how to use an impact driver to undo screws


ac2b5b No.132235

File: 1e2e88a1c46fe6a⋯.jpg (97.88 KB, 850x519, 850:519, DOYOUAVEALICENSEFORDAT.jpg)



7f1493 No.132236


>Interact with a child in a situation the non-lefty parents are entirely comfortable with

>Is a nonce

One, or t'other

ac2b5b No.132237


According to /brit/ merely being within 100 metres of a little lamb is being nonce smh

2fd695 No.132238

File: 295f8df3b2695ce⋯.png (120.77 KB, 264x314, 132:157, 1.png)


aww lad

>build a shed to raise a family in

>raise a family in a shed

>build a smaller shed with her to teach her how to build a shed to raise a family in

it's the perfect plan

7f1493 No.132239


Smh lad, it's true you can comfortably judge a man based on his treatment of children, but I doubt they think that lad.

a8d465 No.132240




the druids will carry on their legacy for generations

7f1493 No.132241


Exactly lad. Ahhhhhhh it's such a nice thought:

>Have sons that you teach mechanics, plumbing and metalworking

>Have a daughter you teach fine and structural carpentry, and project management and customer relations to

>The fifth generation of the vanlad clan to take up high skilled labour

Ahhhhhhh get me a womb, stat

9642bd No.132242

File: 6edc2c768fc5fb4⋯.jpg (151.64 KB, 740x526, 370:263, 1469529678379-1.jpg)

>no sons


7f1493 No.132243




I didn't want a daughter but i do now

9642bd No.132244

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inb4 he starts killing everyone in self-defence

7f1493 No.132245


>Tfw can't afford enough knives to stab everybody in the back

9642bd No.132246


*stabs you in your head while staring you in your eyes*

a8d465 No.132247


thanks lad

a310d6 No.132248

File: a6f4eb049a3facb⋯.jpg (191.51 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __santa_claus_original_dra….jpg)


>tfw you're one of Varg's many enemies

Aaaaaahhh that's why he's coming for me.


His Dungeons & Dragons business should help pay for a few knives at least.

9642bd No.132249

don't worry I stabbed you in between your hemispheres tbh

ac2b5b No.132250


*embraces anarcho-capitalism*

a8d465 No.132251

File: c7beb4a5b985b8b⋯.jpg (30.21 KB, 1008x720, 7:5, 1499614395.jpg)


>tfw you're your own enemy

9642bd No.132252

File: 668d8235e758956⋯.png (2.28 MB, 864x1296, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


>samurai armour

a310d6 No.132253

File: b8b1bf2e39c0112⋯.png (113.12 KB, 568x207, 568:207, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b20b328ab381f93⋯.png (123.9 KB, 579x217, 579:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe0c3d44907dbcd⋯.png (179.9 KB, 596x351, 596:351, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 97f8e0883f8bc08⋯.png (471.67 KB, 625x659, 625:659, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 080bd2f28d911db⋯.png (55.65 KB, 626x299, 626:299, ClipboardImage.png)

One meme protest happens and suddenly the whole world is posturing over it.

a310d6 No.132254

File: d5d3375d36b3cba⋯.png (72.42 KB, 625x367, 625:367, ClipboardImage.png)

Based secret nazi Trump.


It would be a lot easier for someone like me to function in samurai armour than in platemail tbh so I know which one I'd pick.

a8d465 No.132255


>oppose those seeking to divide us


ac2b5b No.132256

File: 41e19762338eb05⋯.jpg (66.4 KB, 940x470, 2:1, NoSwearing.jpg)


In this time we must affirm both our will to power and our adherence to the principles of a peaceful process.


ac2b5b No.132257


I could make you function without any clothing at all lass ;)

9642bd No.132258

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


>It would be a lot easier for someone like me to function in samurai armour than in platemail tbh so I know which one I'd pick.

9642bd No.132259


I hate Michael Moore so much

9642bd No.132260

File: df2b1394851d0ab⋯.png (784.42 KB, 809x879, 809:879, ClipboardImage.png)

a310d6 No.132261

File: 193268ac93cbd86⋯.jpg (202.51 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __hiiragi_kagami_lucky_sta….jpg)


Platemail is really heavy lad and I'm not a bodybuilder yet. Samurai armour is somewhat lighter.

a8d465 No.132262

File: 6aed221ec05f5a5⋯.png (493.66 KB, 1242x1080, 23:20, 1492061298971.png)


sounds like what my dad said

9642bd No.132263

File: 6b992c6634c4f2a⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1908x2068, 477:517, ClipboardImage.png)


>This meme

Keep in mind both plate armour and Samurai armour varied in weight depending on periods tbh. Arguably later plate armours would be lighter because they wouldn't need as much mail

9642bd No.132264


Probably something my dad would agree with too. One day he just told me he loved Michael Moore. What the fuck smh

ac2b5b No.132265


>Plate mail used primarily on foot

Is this a joke?

9642bd No.132266


No, the English preferred fighting on foot for at least a period.

a8d465 No.132267



he's so enlightened lad

ac2b5b No.132268


Full plate armour is primarily for use on horse lass. Using it on foot is a very, very bad idea smh

9642bd No.132269


Lad, trust me, this lad knows his stuff. I think both Toby Capwell, Knyght Errant and Matt Easton has mentioned this.

a310d6 No.132270

File: 9873bb95221523d⋯.jpg (397.91 KB, 636x900, 53:75, __original_drawn_by_naurib….jpg)


He makes you put up with a lot of bullshit, smh.


Reeee I just want to be a samurai.


My parents made watch his Iraq War documentary so I could learn to hate George Bush too.

9642bd No.132271


>Reeee I just want to be a samurai.


ac2b5b No.132272


Who is he? He clearly doesn't know that a). most men at arms could not afford full plate body armour b). those who could could also afford a horse c). wading through mud in full plate armour is going to reduce your mobility and increase your exhaustion very quickly hence why it was only worn by foot men at tournaments or during ceremonial things (i.e. the lads who also had horses and would use them in battle)

a8d465 No.132273


I shouldn't have mentioned it to him since I knew where he stood already but it is a shame

a8d465 No.132274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a310d6 No.132275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I'm sorry I have betrayed my culture so shamefully.


ac2b5b No.132276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*hunts you*

9642bd No.132277

File: d330c83fc8ed14a⋯.png (1.14 MB, 736x1095, 736:1095, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c595c207259648f⋯.png (404.84 KB, 680x1024, 85:128, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d90e581f74197e7⋯.png (96.03 KB, 245x344, 245:344, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d26a76c7a839e58⋯.png (326.22 KB, 434x500, 217:250, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e216ce06962cabf⋯.png (147.58 KB, 318x391, 318:391, ClipboardImage.png)


>Who is he?

Tobias Capwell of the Wallace Collection. He has written a books on armour and makes armour himself. Both of these are equestrian as he actually competes with the lance himself. There is a reason armour for both on foot and equestrian exists.

> most men at arms could not afford full plate body armour

I don't know about that. In later centuries pretty everyone had armour, even longbowmen(although not full armour of course). You see this in art.

>wading through mud in full plate armour is going to reduce your mobility and increase your exhaustion very quickly hence why it was only worn by foot men at tournaments or during ceremonial things

Tournament armours are almost twice as heavy as war armours. Equestrian armours were a little heavier than on foot armours and usually had bigger pauldrons as they did not have to lift their arms as much as those on foot. The poleaxe is an example of a weapon used by man-at-arms on foot.

here is the book. ctrl+ "on foot" in the document.

9642bd No.132278

a8d465 No.132279

File: 55c792c3c13300c⋯.png (573.44 KB, 650x768, 325:384, ClipboardImage.png)

w e w

9642bd No.132280

a310d6 No.132281




Is this one of those "watch me get fat for your sick amusement" channels?

ac2b5b No.132282


Then it is all the more embarrassing that he would think those armours would be used outside of tournaments. As I stated the foot armour we see was for use in short combat in the tournament arena and for ceremonial purposes.

In later centuries men war pretty much what they had always worn. Thicker clothing, Leather body armour. Plate around the extremeties and core. Never full plate armour in actual battle. That would be incredibly retarded.

This LARPer clearly believes that combat in tournaments is anything similar to combat on foot in an actual campaign. The average medieval man in the Wars of the Roses comes in at 1.71m in height. That's a rough weight of around 60-70kg. The armour ways almost one third to a half of your weight. Carrying plate armour in mud during battle, transporting it across the country in a hostile environment, making proper maintenance of the armour whilst doing all of this and suffering the battlefield camp illnesses pre-20th century would make the common usage of plate mail so foolish that you would survive longer without it. Simple as that.

a8d465 No.132283


seems like it and I bet this is the best thing he can do for money so he has to choose between health and riches

choose health you baka

a310d6 No.132284


Our health is our most treasured possession yet everyone throws it away, smh.

9642bd No.132285


>Is this one of those "watch me get fat for your sick amusement" channels?

And then make them PAY for his surgery

a310d6 No.132286

File: 230fc88161119f4⋯.png (428.94 KB, 866x644, 433:322, ClipboardImage.png)

Aesthetic view count tbh.


If he's British then the based NHS will make everyone pay for his surgery.

a8d465 No.132287

File: ab0ed2f4f29780b⋯.png (1003.63 KB, 907x901, 907:901, excited.png)


symptom of our society I suppose



a8d465 No.132288

*enjoys show about a jewish tv producer*

I renounce nazism tbh

a310d6 No.132289


Did he make good things?

a8d465 No.132290


ya he made Seinfeld which is as good as sitcoms come and it was that subversive I think haha

a8d465 No.132291


9642bd No.132292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Then it is all the more embarrassing that he would think those armours would be used outside of tournaments. As I stated the foot armour we see was for use in short combat in the tournament arena and for ceremonial purposes.

No, it had to be lighter to keep it from tiring you out as fast as you suggest. It was still strong enough to resist missile fire and cuts. It was heavier in the tournament so that they could avoid hurting themselves too badly while using anti-armour weapons.

>In later centuries men war pretty much what they had always worn. Thicker clothing, Leather body armour. Plate around the extremeties and core. Never full plate armour in actual battle. That would be incredibly retarded.

Depends on what you mean by "full plate armour". Pretty much all of the body was at some point protected by either mail or plates.

>This LARPer clearly believes that combat in tournaments is anything similar to combat on foot in an actual campaign. The average medieval man in the Wars of the Roses comes in at 1.71m in height. That's a rough weight of around 60-70kg. The armour ways almost one third to a half of your weight. Carrying plate armour in mud during battle, transporting it across the country in a hostile environment, making proper maintenance of the armour whilst doing all of this and suffering the battlefield camp illnesses pre-20th century would make the common usage of plate mail so foolish that you would survive longer without it. Simple as that.

They themselves usually didn't carry their armour or wear it while travelling. They had servants. Fuck I can't find it now, but there is an anecdote where a king marched his soldiers in their armour while trying to retreat home as he feared an attack could happen at any moment, but which obviously led to the armour rusting.

The armour also feels lighter than it sounds as its weight was well distributed all over your body. Soldiers today actually weigh more than they did, and they have a lot of the weight on their backs.

Pretty cool video attached.

a310d6 No.132293

File: 71bea716131313f⋯.mp4 (11.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 71bea716131313f81efc889853….mp4)


I wish people were motivated to make nice things purely for the sake of entertainment these days. It's like shows and films don't get made anymore unless they have some political intent to make them a "worthwhile investment".

a8d465 No.132294

File: 236679c89f73214⋯.gif (596.45 KB, 455x360, 91:72, 1489886395438.gif)


agreed, this is why we have to resort to the classics, at least for western stuff

a8d465 No.132295

also kek that webm

9642bd No.132296

File: 5e1ec1983339b57⋯.png (199.53 KB, 623x650, 623:650, ClipboardImage.png)


It's no kekking matter, lass. It was terrorism


027bc5 No.132297


I like when the woman with the pink bandanna shouts "F*CKER!" and then proceeds to turn her back on the scene to get a good angle and shout "F*ck!" into her phone.

a8d465 No.132298

File: ca7c26c98ffddc9⋯.jpg (61.7 KB, 714x650, 357:325, 1495133803130.jpg)


they don't like it when the vehicles of peace are used against them!

9642bd No.132299

>it's an atheist prays for the victims episode

5e9972 No.132300

Tfw imperium lass has been single for 8 years and she's only 26. I want to save her lads, save her from forever ldrs.

e4ff05 No.132301

File: d193a05975cd37b⋯.jpg (85.54 KB, 768x918, 128:153, EYE hacking.jpg)


I can't see that book cover without thinking about EYE

a310d6 No.132302

File: b6be2d6071db387⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1200x810, 40:27, ClipboardImage.png)

Good camerawork for what is supposedly a sudden and unexpected incident.

9642bd No.132303



9642bd No.132304

File: 746cfa3587146cb⋯.png (48.82 KB, 613x334, 613:334, ClipboardImage.png)


Yeah. I don't get why a huwhite nationalist would do it either

a310d6 No.132305

File: 3d87abc6a31ef49⋯.webm (11.52 MB, 850x472, 425:236, 3d87abc6a31ef49df1876c0cb….webm)

*walks away from journalists*

9642bd No.132306


Damn he really is a white nationalist

a869bd No.132307

File: b6538db17c8e834⋯.jpg (156.54 KB, 826x1200, 413:600, brit venti.jpg)

Momentarily back in Britain now lads


She needs to be BLEACHED tbh

a310d6 No.132308

File: e87384f8a5007da⋯.png (954.08 KB, 900x1080, 5:6, kanna spy.png)


>oildrilling board owner

a869bd No.132309

File: a1fa1f0d51ed91a⋯.png (2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, B A S E D.png)


Race mixing is the thinking man's fetish

9642bd No.132310


BO just hit puberty smh

a310d6 No.132311

File: 5357a9b038acf2a⋯.png (565.33 KB, 868x489, 868:489, ClipboardImage.png)


You would have to get past her royal bodyguards first. And I don't think she wants her kids to have brown eyes tbh.


Reeee no wonder he's started having imperium's problems.

a869bd No.132312

File: da0c424782bfeab⋯.jpg (637.52 KB, 1256x1600, 157:200, MIDRIFF.jpg)


all lasses like brown eyes tbh


>no wonder he's started having imperium's problems

nah that's just cause of 2 weeks of nofap + teasing thots

a310d6 No.132313


>only two weeks

Aaaaahh I didn't know you were regular masturbator lad, smh. I guess most of you lads are but I prefer not to think about that.

a310d6 No.132314

File: 158ae45017b5aae⋯.mp4 (7.76 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, sammy.mp4)


a8d465 No.132315

File: 02912fce14f37f1⋯.png (1.39 MB, 2000x1000, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

9642bd No.132316

File: 9a426b97fe1bf17⋯.png (285.31 KB, 720x340, 36:17, ClipboardImage.png)




They made him do this

ee313f No.132317

File: a2fa13cc99442ae⋯.png (502.73 KB, 833x551, 833:551, IMG_7593.PNG)

File: 8cfe1656af32623⋯.png (337.03 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, IMG_7595.PNG)

File: 29ba64ddb5086c2⋯.png (77.1 KB, 496x295, 496:295, IMG_7596.PNG)

File: 7a61deb97c27579⋯.png (478.32 KB, 849x432, 283:144, IMG_7597.PNG)


Driver already found. Shit eating liberal.

>tfw ANTIFA were caught red handed false flagging themselves

9642bd No.132318

File: 10f3dd9a6b5e3e0⋯.png (151.99 KB, 1440x789, 480:263, ClipboardImage.png)

9642bd No.132319


sweet. I am sure the media will keep calling it terrorism and tying it to "white nationalists "though

ee313f No.132320

File: 1dfe8228ba5a25a⋯.png (156.11 KB, 750x1158, 125:193, IMG_7598.PNG)

Wew only just noticed that I have this.

a310d6 No.132321


Based turko-slavic huwhite nationalist mods.

a869bd No.132322

File: bc7319109f8d946⋯.jpg (91.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14995274560860.jpg)

>halfway through my new video OC

crap it's not going to be done in time smh


I'm not too eager to talk about either tbh


>there are people who think slavs are white


a310d6 No.132323

File: 3933fd4d1cb2625⋯.png (22.87 KB, 514x194, 257:97, ClipboardImage.png)



Wait a minute lad, do you find slavs attractive because you think they aren't white?

9642bd No.132324


Wouldn't Daftie be upset, lad? smh I guess she is a strong lass who can handle it

2fd695 No.132325

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB, 865x466, 865:466, deadpepetbh.png)

>there was no film night tonight

Did anyone else go on European holidays or want to be in a /Napoleonicbrit/ group picture?

Can't start until the flu goes tbh but can collect data

00925a No.132326


wots yer chanul bum chum?

a8d465 No.132327


ahh I wanted to watch mononoke but no one seemed interested I guess

a310d6 No.132328


I guess she doesn't mind being seen as ethnically different because she doesn't want to have German or British babies.

ee313f No.132329

File: 2fd95b5a3f97127⋯.png (139.51 KB, 750x986, 375:493, IMG_7602.PNG)


Wew are they logging devices now or was this just a coincidence fake reason?

9642bd No.132330


didn't seem like anybody was that interested tbh. People who want to watch should prepare films themselves.


She doesn't want to have German or British babies?

2fd695 No.132331



I went off to play shogun 2 total nips with the autist anyway smh

a310d6 No.132332


She wants to go back to Russia instead.

a8d465 No.132333


>People who want to watch should prepare films themselves.

we've become dependant on you lad

9642bd No.132334


Isn't Herts' mission to impregnate her? smh


smhhhhhhhhhh no more films ever tbh

2fd695 No.132335



>not going into deepest russia with her to be Siberian colonists and avoid the evils of the modern world and potential nuclear fallout

2fd695 No.132336

File: 9a94a86e3a112ef⋯.png (94.13 KB, 499x499, 1:1, hyperboreanpepe.png)

a8d465 No.132337


noooo we need your superior internet speeds

a310d6 No.132338


He's not white either so that's okay I guess.


She might move to Sakhalin or Kamchatka, the place where her family lived at one point. Friendlier than Siberia but just as remote.

9642bd No.132339


>not moving to that big Jew enclave

a869bd No.132340

File: 3504f7dd94ecc74⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1902x956, 951:478, inspects cheese.png)



I kid but it's still race mixing however you put it


She is a stronk independent womyn tbh


Here lad


a869bd No.132341


The future is a foreign country tbh

a869bd No.132342

File: 7295c7a33f5ec4d⋯.jpg (37.5 KB, 560x560, 1:1, sweating2.jpg)

>Neo knows I'm not white

I guess my Turkish heritage had to come out sooner or later tbh

00925a No.132343


>He's not white eithe

what is he?

2fd695 No.132344


not even sure if the autonomous oblasts are still a thing tbqh, maybe they just melted away with the collapse of the USSR


Dafty already let out that you're plastic-y and american looking and therefore mystery meat tbh

9642bd No.132345

File: d47436f828a6f1d⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1160x1544, 145:193, ClipboardImage.png)



so much for pure Aryan brown eyes

*steps on the roach*

2fd695 No.132346

File: 8f098bd6e72e271⋯.png (289.18 KB, 389x519, 389:519, turkroach.png)

File: d7d916ed0b0aded⋯.png (661.73 KB, 500x667, 500:667, turkroachanimorphs.png)

File: bd9647e3ef48272⋯.png (447.94 KB, 600x352, 75:44, turksdeclarewar.png)


>no dedicated turkposting folder yet


a869bd No.132347


idk what that's even supposed to mean

I'm not yank if that's what you mean, and I have no continental heritage I'm aware of (unless you count Viking)


*survives anyway*

a310d6 No.132348

File: 3e6cee1f4379f12⋯.jpg (27.7 KB, 160x260, 8:13, sweat.jpg)


I-I was only trying to meme, what the fuck lad.

2fd695 No.132349

File: ef43e492a354ee4⋯.png (785.88 KB, 596x822, 298:411, 56785489.png)


Consult Shropshire who has a PHD in Anuvahood interpretation and will be able to identify the plastic-y and american looking "irish" american actor who looks like you

>being a turk

a869bd No.132350


I'm only memeing too kek

a869bd No.132351


Everything in that film looks plasticky from what I saw

Doubt she was thinking much when she said it anyway, you're prob overthinking it

9642bd No.132352


a8d465 No.132353

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh memes


*gets spray*

a310d6 No.132354


I don't know whether to believe you. It could be more of your saracen lies.

9642bd No.132355

File: d4ef7399fffb1d4⋯.png (1.96 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

cd26fe No.132356


I just spent two hours on a bus full of filthy disgusting drunkard normies. And it was an open top bus and I got hit in the face with a branch.

Get home to a habbening and all is right with the world again.

Everyone had a nice day?

cd26fe No.132357


Forgot flag.

9642bd No.132358


Top kek, that's great

2fd695 No.132359

File: f0f46fd392bcd02⋯.png (92.76 KB, 1120x500, 56:25, hamstlergas.png)



*writes in spy notebook*


evening eugenie

just knocked back a garlic ginger honey lemon and orange juice hot concoction and now I can't feel my throat which is an improvement on the flu

a869bd No.132360

File: e917eeb89e09ce5⋯.jpg (126.95 KB, 700x455, 20:13, Ep 2- Padme declares her l….jpg)


Would a Turk have a Jewess for a waifu?

a310d6 No.132361




There's nothing a Turk wouldn't put their dick in lad…

9642bd No.132362

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a869bd No.132363

File: 52cef4685737621⋯.jpg (62.73 KB, 520x334, 260:167, 51589778.jpg)


suppose I could finish it here tbh

Alright lads brb finishing some OC


yeah but in the case of a jewess it'd be hatefucking not waifuism tbh

9642bd No.132364


was alright barely slept and some social discomfort but other than that it's been comfy and lazy. why were you on a bus for two hours?

9642bd No.132365

File: 3d9fd47682abf21⋯.png (6.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>Germans are so swarthy that when the Turkroach Herts met her she thought he was white

2fd695 No.132366

night lads

check em

9642bd No.132367


Night, lass. Sweet devilish dubs

a8d465 No.132368



a869bd No.132369


tricksy tbh


night lad

cd26fe No.132370



Sorry to hear that, lad.


Night lad.


>barely slept

Why so?

>some social discomfort

same lad.

>why were you on a bus for two hours?

Some friends were camping and I did not want to go because the group was very large and they all play instruments and would be playing folk constantly, I do not play an instrument so it would be awkward for me. So as to not be rude as they wanted me to come I attended for the day and had a few beers. The campsite was some distance away and only serviced by a single rural bus route which took an hour and a half but shortly after we departed a literal hoard of normie scum got on (which took half an hour some how), they must have attended some sort of event. They were drunk and very awful and made me cross. They sang stupid normie songs and stamped their feet and one of them urinated off the side of the bus.

9642bd No.132371


>Why so?

Just couldn't smh

smh so uncivilised.

a310d6 No.132372

File: 5b0e566baa3f450⋯.gif (977.83 KB, 500x276, 125:69, c52617b16bd54d3027017a73c4….gif)

>male meidos



Night night lad.

9642bd No.132373


>it's a boku no pico episode

e4ff05 No.132374

File: 4878d7d67c9352b⋯.jpg (91.03 KB, 640x936, 80:117, kebab removers.jpg)


I sure hope you're meming

a869bd No.132375

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Probably shit but here it is

Obviously made with a certain someone in mind but all fans of the Blood God can enjoy



>people thought I was serious


e4ff05 No.132376


>tell me about Saddam, why does he rule Iraq?

9642bd No.132377


>this is a love letter to Daftie

You're both weird tbh

a310d6 No.132378

File: b4bc3b6ff50d8a1⋯.jpg (424.49 KB, 1090x1600, 109:160, b4bc3b6ff50d8a1660f2306a1d….jpg)


I knew you'd like that.


It's horrible lad, these people are monsters. Why do you like them?

a869bd No.132379

File: 67d3a731ef0c909⋯.png (372.93 KB, 707x436, 707:436, Tony et Cherie.png)


>love letter

bit strong

We just both like the meme tbh




>Why do you like them?

Theirs is the purest love story outside of Star Wars tbh

9642bd No.132380


>I knew you'd like that.

smh I didn't say I liked it

>so well in fact that my dick's getting confused

Why's his brother doing this?

a869bd No.132381

File: c02a5c5ff54d58c⋯.jpg (84.22 KB, 1039x1536, 1039:1536, MIDRIFF2.jpg)

yummy yummy padme's tummy

9642bd No.132382


*licks her tummy*

cd26fe No.132383

Cherie is skelington dinner lady tbh.

a869bd No.132384

File: 264004809a142fd⋯.jpg (239.35 KB, 1900x1075, 76:43, Ep 2- Wedding of Anakin an….jpg)


smh find your own tummy to lick lad

a310d6 No.132385


They are reptiles lad, reptiles can't feel love.


>Why's his brother doing this?

He's helping his manlet brother find stable employment where he won't be bullied.

ee313f No.132386

Anybody got /bigdicktroubles/ here? Fucking sucks never being able to go balls deep without destroying her cervix. You can control each thrust but sometimes you just wanna go at it tbh.

cd26fe No.132387


Pretty crude post, lad.

9642bd No.132388

File: 4bee5a2d3affe62⋯.png (963.82 KB, 512x875, 512:875, ClipboardImage.png)


>He's helping his manlet brother find stable employment where he won't be bullied.


>no onii-chan to help me find a job


*spills ice cream on Astolfo's tummy as an excuse to lick it*

a310d6 No.132389

File: c464204a4cb73ce⋯.jpg (45.71 KB, 460x460, 1:1, 1461560313141.jpg)




Did I make Astolfo your dream girl now? Wew.

a869bd No.132390

File: 2fa8a44b31b7c31⋯.jpg (13.68 KB, 174x261, 2:3, stop.jpg)


This is getting awfully gay lad

You know the rules

a869bd No.132391

File: 6235e2f3305c940⋯.jpg (7.38 KB, 215x204, 215:204, stop varg.jpg)

9642bd No.132392

File: e8aa4195f548fc0⋯.png (69.63 KB, 250x217, 250:217, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7b584c3b6d24454⋯.png (1.04 MB, 939x630, 313:210, ClipboardImage.png)


9642bd No.132393


>Did I make Astolfo your dream girl now? Wew.

smh no you didn't corrupt me you bully I hate Astolfo


wouldn't want to waste it, lad

a869bd No.132394


I understand

I was always taught not to waste food and even if I'm not hungry I feel a compulsion to finish my plate smh

9642bd No.132395


goodlad, that's exactly it. It was just a reaction. I didn't even think about it

a8d465 No.132396


I have the same thing ahhh it sucks

9642bd No.132397


fatty tumtums

a310d6 No.132398

File: fb950513ad0ed1f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 738.97 KB, 720x1016, 90:127, tearful2.png)


>I hate Astolfo

cd26fe No.132399


>ahhh it sucks

Lad, not it does not. Wasting food is an awful thing to do. You are just a moral lad.

a869bd No.132400

File: b2c0e09e9c042fd⋯.jpg (23.83 KB, 466x355, 466:355, 3.jpg)

Up early tomorrow so I'll be off to Deutschland now

a310d6 No.132401


Take care lad, don't let the migrants bite.

9642bd No.132402


Night, lad. Don't impregnate her if you're a Turk.


I don't smh. I think I said before but he's grown on me. Used to hate him for the lip tooth but it's fine. Just like the general attitude he has in a lot of pics tbh and that it bullies Herts

cd26fe No.132403


Night lad.

a310d6 No.132404

File: 7fc1590f9c3de45⋯.png (6.27 MB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, ClipboardImage.png)

Speaking of male meidos…


That's a relief lad, I thought I'd turned you against him for a moment.

a8d465 No.132405


bully it's not ahhhhhhhh


but it makes losing weight harder! it is moral tho


goodnight, have fun

a310d6 No.132406


Wait are you bullying Pembs aaaahhh.

9642bd No.132407

File: 8f9b48ece13df52⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.45 KB, 317x65, 317:65, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)


That's a nice meido, lass. Smh I'd sooner turn against you



>tfw I make the lasses moan with a single post

a310d6 No.132408

File: 3a27c595e1a4c15⋯.jpg (284.88 KB, 2048x1450, 1024:725, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)


DON'T fat shame Pembs.

>I'd sooner turn against you


9642bd No.132409


>flat tummy defending not so flat tummy

smh get back to me when you're both concave

a310d6 No.132410

File: 7428fda53ea0fa2⋯.png (202.18 KB, 683x1111, 683:1111, 1392771341544.png)


Reeeee how are we supposed to have a meaningful friendship when all you see are our tummies.

9642bd No.132411


Not sure if I've actually seen your tummy…

9642bd No.132412

File: 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png)

a8d465 No.132413

File: c55566f089eb74b⋯.jpg (32.08 KB, 455x373, 455:373, 1487666467109.jpg)


thanks lass



it's only a bit not so flat


this tbh

a310d6 No.132414

File: 171f0b5d9edf7f1⋯.jpg (553.61 KB, 720x1020, 12:17, 1491970555749.jpg)



I have posted it before but it's not one of the commonly posted pictures. I could take a new picture at some point but I don't want to kill the thread again. Maybe I could compare with Pembs.

26bc48 No.132415

File: 31657d607c0e816⋯.jpg (48.14 KB, 519x810, 173:270, DGt3vENXkAAOOlE.jpg large.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf

9642bd No.132416


That must be one of those rare Neos as I don't have it…

>I could take a new picture at some point but I don't want to kill the thread again. Maybe I could compare with Pembs.

two tummies for the price of one, not bad

26bc48 No.132417

File: e4f00f18d594b67⋯.jpg (606.43 KB, 1095x1195, 219:239, e4f00f18d594b67e074d54f124….jpg)

>come back to the thread

>it's full of gayism

i regret my decision

cd26fe No.132418


Evening laddo.

9642bd No.132419


Herts is asleep smh

a310d6 No.132420

File: 89501918936bf4f⋯.jpg (80.72 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 7462afa26efe00bedcf04cc05e….jpg)


Do you have a tummy fetish now lad?



I missed you lad.

9642bd No.132421


>Do you have a tummy fetish now lad?

Tummies are cute tbh. Wouldn't really call it a fetish though

26bc48 No.132422

File: 3797f1e43ab7314⋯.jpg (63.73 KB, 500x720, 25:36, 3797f1e43ab73141afe11a8212….jpg)

>tried breaking in new docs

>they're breaking in me


evening lad


the gayism is how I knew that also the fact that he's not posted a jew or diana for a while


>I missed you lad.

I know

a8d465 No.132423

File: a47899eb9238136⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 296x394, 148:197, 1501390220098.jpg)


ahhhhh you'll probably win


did you sleep?

9642bd No.132424


breaking in new docs?

Also I missed you too, lad. no homo

26bc48 No.132425


>did you sleep?


9642bd No.132426

File: 572cc355b809433⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 809.59 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>It's a swarthstolfo episode

cd26fe No.132427

Filterman has named (((em))) and shamed em. The air is thick and conspicuous on this day.

9642bd No.132428

26bc48 No.132429

File: 4f989795e4b6c28⋯.jpg (191.98 KB, 719x965, 719:965, 4f989795e4b6c2884fe845731b….jpg)

a8d465 No.132430

cd26fe No.132431


He called them out. He went and did it live on air. No punches pulled.

9642bd No.132432


on live, so no clips yet? hard to believe tbh. In what context?

a8d465 No.132433


who did he say

cd26fe No.132434


How do I cross post?

9642bd No.132435


I always forget. pembs help meee

a310d6 No.132436


You never know, he might prefer round ones.


Astolfo if he was born today.


Three arrows, board name, post number.

So take >>>/brit/402681 as an example.

26bc48 No.132437

File: 1faa55d60411737⋯.jpg (176.77 KB, 1024x657, 1024:657, 1faa55d604117378c7d2acf3c5….jpg)


cd26fe No.132438


Thank you.


9642bd No.132439


>You never know, he might prefer round ones.

smh are you the bully now

>tfw history will have us believe our past was black and brown and that our current state is black and brown

Where did the white skin devils come from? smh

9642bd No.132440



He actually did. Kind of happy he's calling this out, but I guess he's supposed to make it look silly smh

a310d6 No.132441

File: 96d0c422899aef6⋯.mp4 (11.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 96d0c422899aef6332c758aa89….mp4)


Wew, he names the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) and the jews.


>smh are you the bully now

I just know that's what Wessex prefers so maybe it's not an uncommon preference.

cd26fe No.132442


He has avoided the subject for years and years, totally and deliberately. It’s a pretty specific and brutal redpill to choose. It is the last thing he would be ‘instructed’ to drop imo tbh.

26bc48 No.132443

File: 75dce8209e99b4b⋯.jpg (81.4 KB, 558x767, 558:767, CwiGyL1XAAA5GZq.jpg large.jpg)

why dont i feel tired anymore aaah i actually want to go to sleep now

9642bd No.132444


>implying I have a fatty fetish and that Pembs is fatty



what do you mean last thing he'd be instructed to drop?


go for a walk and read something, lass

26bc48 No.132445


>what do you mean last thing he'd be instructed to drop?

if he was spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) he wouldn't have said it

cd26fe No.132446


>what do you mean last thing he'd be instructed to drop?

If he had been instructed to make the subject look daft then he wouldn’t use examples of their subversion tactics. He’d say something about them being shape shifting inesectoids or what have you.

a310d6 No.132447


I was only implying that Pembs might be a bit husky - and that it might be a good thing, you know. Aaaaaaaahhh I can't make this sound nice.

26bc48 No.132448


just stop

9642bd No.132449



ah, right. Was confused because it sounded to me like you implied the Jews had told him to do this.



what a weird word to use wew. Be nice

a8d465 No.132450


waw leave me alone

a310d6 No.132451

File: 76829ad922b9915⋯.jpg (113.01 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)

Aaaahhh it's midnight and I'm embarrassing myself. I'd better go beddy byes before I make things worse.



I didn't mean to sound rude, please forgive me.

26bc48 No.132452


Good idea


cd26fe No.132453


No, I think he has gone rogue.

9642bd No.132454

File: 0c6511859967627⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png)


That's a very inviting goodnight image…

night night, lass. I am sure Pembs understands you meant nothing by it.


I guess he doesn't really have anything to lose anymore given the situation with his wife and kids.

cd26fe No.132455


He might just be sensing a turn in the tide.

c0a458 No.132456

File: 2891da3fdd3d3fc⋯.jpg (70.94 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1501197666022.jpg)

Stole 5 gets today and started 2 pedo threads. still feel utterly worthless tbh

9642bd No.132457


where? why?


would hope so. Kind of see this whole thing as a failure though

cd26fe No.132458


>Kind of see this whole thing as a failure though

I hold a more positive opinion of today. Time will tell.

c0a458 No.132459

File: 12eb2a74b7cf1d5⋯.jpg (90.26 KB, 422x594, 211:297, Dan190.jpg)



Don't have enough time to stir shit up or enjoy lolicon anymore because of wageslaving full time. No point really in living anymore tbqh.

fff2f6 No.132460

File: 62b6dbd66a59d57⋯.mp4 (11.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, eliza druggie.mp4)

>tfw sober

a8d465 No.132461



maybe this will encourage me to diet more haha

a8d465 No.132462



fff2f6 No.132463

File: 49616057345bade⋯.png (54.22 KB, 1025x654, 1025:654, 1484946644245.png)

ac2b5b No.132464

File: 36aa5e8a8c51cbb⋯.jpg (25.05 KB, 615x369, 5:3, woaaah.jpg)


ac2b5b No.132465

I bet that fat bitch was groaning in fucking pain hahahahaha

9642bd No.132466


Any reason why?


been seeing less and less of you I feel smh



ac2b5b No.132467


ac2b5b No.132468

fanci a wank

26bc48 No.132469

ac2b5b No.132470



ac2b5b No.132471

If Varg drove the car I would make a humorous post. It would go . . . a little something . . . like THIS.

*mows you down in self defence*

9642bd No.132472

File: 262692fdeb219d0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 384.97 KB, 795x553, 795:553, ClipboardImage.png)

ac2b5b No.132473


*fears him*

38fd58 No.132474

File: ecab664b0aab373⋯.jpg (281.04 KB, 760x1224, 95:153, 1484953562956.jpg)


Dun worry lad I'm always lurking. and data mining

All of my orgones have since been transferred to my job. Was promoted to sysadmin after boss left suddenly so I've been really stressed dealing with everything

cd26fe No.132475


>Any reason why?

Plenty of support, you have people who were Twitch Streaming “gamer” girls a couple of years ago now marching along side open National Socialists. Even Trump refused to call out the right instead preferring to give a vague statement condemning violence in general and making sure to specify that it referred to both sides.

The press has been crying wolf for the past 18 months. Today the white man actually did stand up and march, the press has been at fever pitch for so long that they can’t successfully make a big deal out of this.

Things will escalate, identity politics has just evened out. Europeans were never supposed to take part but they have. It many ways today did just what it was intended to do, Unite the Right.


Don't do it, lad.

26bc48 No.132476

File: 980f548a3af530a⋯.jpg (42.02 KB, 512x768, 2:3, CvtwDQqWYAACXYa.jpg large.jpg)

ntyhyt tbh asld

join hte impeerium

cd26fe No.132477


Night lad.

ac2b5b No.132478


It's wonderful lad.

f64486 No.132479

File: 776a539f032f560⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.39 KB, 630x375, 42:25, quizzicalcuck.jpg)


But can he service my wife?

9642bd No.132480


Sounds like you're going to make it as a wageslave, lad

Hope Trump doesn't call it out tbh. At least look at who is doing the violence. The "alt-right" and nationalists have to be the least violent extremists ever.

ac2b5b No.132481


*steals your (you)s*


cd26fe No.132482

Night Laddos.

3adabd No.132483

File: 73c07500f4b6485⋯.jpg (963.16 KB, 1559x1329, 1559:1329, oinked.jpg)


No, but I can.

ac2b5b No.132484


Night baby

9642bd No.132485


those are my (You)s, lass

9642bd No.132486


night laddo

ac2b5b No.132487


*gives them to you through the meme shift protocol*


ac2b5b No.132488

File: a14c631e1b5eb38⋯.png (1.69 KB, 128x128, 1:1, BumBumGuard.png)

*retires to bumbum quarters*

I shall have my man guard and protec the thread from bullies.

Bon nuit mes amis x

9642bd No.132489


Thanks, lass. It's almost the same thing


I'll sleep more comfortably now. Night

af777c No.132490

File: 0586fb1ab3de1a8⋯.jpg (3.51 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images.jpg)

>6:50 am

>Everyone is asleep

Stop being lazy.

c64494 No.132491


I fucking wish I was asleep

5e9972 No.132492

Lads, Lasses,

Could do with a bit of advice. I'm confronting imperium lass about her lifestyle. She told me she hadn't had a offline romantic relationship for 8 years but for the previous 5 years she's been addicted to online dating. I asked her how many people she's met from online dating and she replied 'Will you just stop what you are doing!'. How to proceed?

I was going to say best you tell me and be honest to yourself.

c64494 No.132493


why do you care lad?

5e9972 No.132494


Seems a shame is all and it's immoral to not tell her to sort herself out tbh…

also want to fug her

6eb24f No.132495

Hullo lads, long time no see. What have I missed?

c64494 No.132496


Fair play. Telling her straight up won't help her, nor will it let you grow on her. No girl fancies the lad that tells her she has X issues. You have to be delicate. Tell her to "take a chance on you instead of just online dating" or something.


Hullo lad, how do.

Not sure you really missed anything of import. Wess is back from his holiday, BO is fucking back off to the continent. That's about it really

af777c No.132497

File: 8ce56e5d9d02fd2⋯.jpg (230.3 KB, 1378x586, 689:293, 1502605569010.jpg)

2fd695 No.132498

File: 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png)

*wakes up and near-vomits another batch of snot everywhere*

ahhhhhhhhh lads save me

I have to go out again and buy toiletries too ahhh

what must the neighbours think every time I gob out the window

where is a pleasantly round and comely lass to nurse me back to health


e4ff05 No.132499

>watch the Last Leg

>it's an Al Gore episode

All this global warming stuff but no mention of the CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FRICKING FROGS GAY


>implying I wasn't woken up at half 5

e4ff05 No.132500

File: a341da0727fc81a⋯.jpg (37.45 KB, 600x458, 300:229, alex jones tinfoil.jpg)

>believing that increasing efficiency can reduce consumption

a310d6 No.132501

File: b1f75d3c8b1416a⋯.png (25.25 KB, 515x199, 515:199, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a7102945793e3bc⋯.png (21.11 KB, 514x170, 257:85, ClipboardImage.png)

*wakes up*


c64494 No.132502


That sounds really god awful tbh. I despise looking after myself tbh

My thoughts be with you son

15f76a No.132503

File: 26b5f92dae81968⋯.jpg (22.33 KB, 534x401, 534:401, 1502614989971.jpg)


*Finishes off the white race*

e8618c No.132504

File: 0569238269fc0bf⋯.jpg (51.09 KB, 600x900, 2:3, Rvjy1Co.jpg)

2fd695 No.132505


think I'm delirious now tbh

was putting the washing out and kept going around the spinny clearing the lines of cobwebs because I thought there were four sides rather than three


c64494 No.132506




Tbh lad you ought to look into getting some help. You should ring up a good friend or an ex that still cares about you

2fd695 No.132507

File: 42f60f14bb6b1e9⋯.png (86.34 KB, 248x189, 248:189, laughing small classic pep….png)


it'll clear up soon

the local lads I know are all old men and I have one autistic ex who lives in Leamington and left me for some swiss lad with more money, on bad terms

if I drink enough water and eat enough oranges I'm sure it will clear up soon

f64486 No.132508

File: 70eb61b418936fd⋯.jpg (86.02 KB, 599x600, 599:600, 70eb61b418936fd75a22d92201….jpg)

morning lads

2fd695 No.132509

File: 9de0a9dfb2fad5e⋯.png (39.77 KB, 657x527, 657:527, imperium fairy pepe.png)

b1f0a7 No.132510

Good morning chumps

c64494 No.132511


That's a fair strategy. Also consider eating a lot of bitter foods in addition to fruit. I don't remember why but herbalist ma says it helps the good bacteria , and doesn't nourish the bad. Sugar has the opposite effect.

Also meat tbh


Moooooooooorning mon


Yo nigga, how's it hanging

ac2b5b No.132512

I am going to shit on your collective chests whilst you all masturbate.

c64494 No.132513

File: 31e7bf79e549320⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.19 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 1491092831115.jpg)

heroin chic thots tbh

c64494 No.132514


Good lad. How you doing?

e4ff05 No.132515


The absolute state of American conservatism.

c64494 No.132516


still better than ours *T B H*

b1f0a7 No.132517

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


>Herbalist ma

Sick ones

ad2adc No.132518

File: 2575ec7d96c5af2⋯.png (432.7 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 2575ec7d96c5af2a15f2011806….png)

e4ff05 No.132519


We don't have conservatism though.

2fd695 No.132520


it tightens the nerves or muscles or smth, is why lemon is good

e4ff05 No.132521


Gross tbh

c64494 No.132522


That was essentially my point


You've never been more wrong lad. She's an angel.


Essentially all ailments can be cured with erbs tbh


Top lad. Keep em coming


Ah, there you go then. So eat your broccoli n shiet

e4ff05 No.132523


Do conservatives over here even pretend to be conservative still? I thought they'd given it up.

ad2adc No.132524


>Top lad. Keep em coming

Lad I don't have many pictures of chinky delinquents

c64494 No.132525


Yeah, they still claim to be right wing and say they hold 'conservative values'.

Conservative values of course being raising tax and opening the doors to immigrants.


Tbh lad that's a… crime

budum tss

a310d6 No.132526

File: ea12769f2748eec⋯.jpg (178.87 KB, 470x540, 47:54, thinking.jpg)

BDS Extremist Roger Waters Claims Media Takes Orders ‘From Above’ Not to Discuss Israel


But that's true…

e4ff05 No.132527


That's not fair lad, the other year I owed £1bn in taxes and they negotiated it down to £100m. Based Tories. So long as they help conserve the wealth creators they're conservative tbh

e4ff05 No.132528

File: 8ca38fa24e39b6f⋯.png (206.63 KB, 642x619, 642:619, Mummy May social justice.png)

ad2adc No.132529

File: 515c48be170ecbd⋯.jpg (131.11 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 515c48be170ecbd727367176f6….jpg)


Why would Larry Simon and Mort Greenberg not want the media to discuss Israel?

ad2adc No.132530


based conservative values

it's the lefties who are the real fascists

e4ff05 No.132531

File: b707e6b06516acb⋯.png (776.41 KB, 1216x570, 32:15, Femen Soros.png)


I wonder

c64494 No.132532


You have me there tbh. Naturally you've gotta look out for the noble elite who create jobs and shit money. If we have to raise the tax on the self-employed and the honest working man then so be it, greater good ect.

Tbh lads, my mates earning 14k annually and he has to give 20% of that to Mummy May. Am I the only the one that thinks that's outrageous? I think I'm turning libertarian smh

ad2adc No.132533


>Tbh lads, my mates earning 14k annually and he has to give 20% of that to Mummy May.

*pushes up glasses* akshually he only has to give 20% of what he's earning over 11k, which is 600 quid

a310d6 No.132534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wish we could have a LOUD national anthem.

c64494 No.132535


Really? That's better than nothing. Still doesn't sit well with me tbh

15f76a No.132536

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Women can't be funn-

ad2adc No.132537

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e4ff05 No.132538

File: b6d005f378a14e7⋯.jpg (60.17 KB, 412x518, 206:259, my soul.jpg)

c64494 No.132539


ehh hah ah ah ah

cbb925 No.132540


I'm dying, shes dying, it's poetry

ac2b5b No.132541

For fuck sake. Really going to have to write a manifesto and begin oing my own thing tbh lads

ac2b5b No.132542

*has thread to self*


cbb925 No.132543


Not quite, bucko


Do it lad, the druids will support you

ac2b5b No.132544

I fucking hate niggers

ac2b5b No.132545


*is spooked by your presence*

T-thanks l-lass

ac2b5b No.132546

Let me back in the Bongo Bongo Land you FAAAAAAAAAAGS

ac2b5b No.132547

Big hairy willies flying through the sun

a310d6 No.132548

File: 82fa63bc6309ece⋯.png (509.92 KB, 551x793, 551:793, __ranma_chan_and_saotome_r….png)


8ea3d3 No.132549

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cbb925 No.132550


c64494 No.132551


I could do with one of those tbh

ac2b5b No.132552

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This sounds like just one half hour song. Holy fuck.

2fd695 No.132553


*gobs up own bodyweight in bacteria-laden phlegm*

I forget whether you should eat if you have a cold or flu, also whether I have flu or just a cold

ee313f No.132554

22st, we need require your services as our ship's anchor lad.

c64494 No.132555


Your body needs nutrients in order to create antibodies. You should eat as much as you can without making yourself ill tbh

2fd695 No.132556


doctoral trips tbh

there is a saying "feed a cold and starve the flu"

I think, but it might be the other way around

6eb24f No.132557


Honey and Cinnamon always works for me, ginger's also pretty good iirc

2fd695 No.132558


yeah I've been making druidic concotions of everything reputed to cure colds and flus and drinking them. ginger, honey and lemon juice tea is nice.

c64494 No.132559


>feed a cold and starve the flu

It's starve a fever tbh lad

4a43f7 No.132560

File: 92e2b57396ac3d4⋯.jpg (564.72 KB, 1449x1449, 1:1, DDgxcx3XUAUD10B.jpg large.jpg)

>tfw no Daoko gf

c64494 No.132561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh lads

c64494 No.132562


I like her hat tbh

4a43f7 No.132563

File: 5bd3c91a4b125be⋯.jpg (55.16 KB, 640x723, 640:723, DDgxDf8WsAAMFJ2.jpg large.jpg)


tbh lad

a310d6 No.132564

File: 90928db35655ced⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1032x1463, 1032:1463, __ernesti_echevarria_knigh….png)


Why is /brit/ so keen to make their own sea.org lad?

4a43f7 No.132565

c64494 No.132566


She's got a nice hat and a good hair style. Good fashion sense tbh

>inb4 chinks have better fashion sense

bcus its not true tbh

a310d6 No.132567


Scientology runs a boat organization for children's holidays. /brit/ wants to do the same thing now.

4a43f7 No.132568

File: 999cfbb9fffdbcd⋯.jpg (128.92 KB, 1024x802, 512:401, DDgtO1dXkAQK3RG.jpg large.jpg)


whenever I see chinky lasses in town, they usually have better fashion sense than huwhite lasses, but huwhite lasses seem to think that armenians are a good idea for fashion inspiration, so they don't have good taste in the first place

c64494 No.132569


All the chinks I know are wealthy and buy designer branded clothing. I believe that is why tbh

Keep these fashion chinks coming though, I like seeing cool clothes

4a43f7 No.132570

File: b708b43d76849ac⋯.jpg (85.49 KB, 800x1100, 8:11, DGz_LOTV0AAt3t_.jpg large.jpg)


> I like seeing cool clothes

same tbh

027bc5 No.132571


Because being out on the high seas with no one around but other men is what they secretly desire.

027bc5 No.132572

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>same tbh

same tbh too

ac2b5b No.132573

File: e2faa87e3e78c5c⋯.png (3.65 KB, 300x100, 3:1, GuardoTe.png)

Finished my manifesto. Now when I find a job I shall begin to network. Then begins my great work. To conquer this city. To conquer this county


4a43f7 No.132574

File: e79488661167afd⋯.jpg (116.24 KB, 736x1156, 184:289, DGz_LOSVwAEfzLb.jpg large.jpg)


why do you like huwhite women then?

they actively have no taste

a310d6 No.132575

File: 2d63fa9ea04b6c2⋯.png (679.82 KB, 900x720, 5:4, smile.png)


Looks like /brit/ is gayer than /newbrit/ after all.


Good luck your highness.

ac2b5b No.132576


Thankyou lass. I shall first have to build up a solid network of likeminded people which will be a challenge seeing as every nationalist is either a fucking LARPer or, even worse, a conspiracy nutwhack

c64494 No.132577

File: 1106286f2d89389⋯.jpg (66.85 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 41bcab865100c06be5149cc7a3….jpg)

File: 1c122a0e05eddff⋯.jpg (13.69 KB, 383x480, 383:480, 81401ed8163e4cc5bdad5ac7bc….jpg)

File: e2dd88b47abe228⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 314x400, 157:200, 4196c893fc78ec22e841e41baa….jpg)

>It's time to start fashion posting again

Let's go over what's already been said tbh

First things first I want a BIG FURRY COAT

Second things second, baggy low cut tops lads

third things third, jeans with patches on them are C O O L

ee313f No.132578

File: 958ebd6a807011e⋯.png (863.14 KB, 646x806, 323:403, Screen Shot 2017-08-13 at ….png)

>not taking to the based high seas for LOCAL patrols of our waters

Smh lads, it's like you're all immigrants or something

ac2b5b No.132579

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This will be our anthem tbh

ac2b5b No.132580


BIG FURRY COATS are based but all those other things are supremely gay lass

I personally want a leopard print suit tbh

027bc5 No.132581


Because I want huwhite babies and because I want sons to carry on my surname, something a hapa would be even more incapable than myself of achieving.


The navy is implicit gayness.


You signed up to thread.com?

c64494 No.132582

File: faece929c91fba0⋯.jpg (98.04 KB, 564x805, 564:805, ec81146b88d4cecfad076e79c7….jpg)

File: 5d9a412b9c291d2⋯.jpg (88.85 KB, 449x750, 449:750, 4d873d1e3588fe6dcf91455bc3….jpg)

File: 015fe354deee09c⋯.jpg (47.23 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 68b167ce4f29640249d258cbaa….jpg)


White women have good fashion sense lad, it's just that your average human cant into art tbh

4a43f7 No.132583

File: 2879e9f8fe69d99⋯.jpg (119.26 KB, 1080x1316, 270:329, DGz_zF5UIAAthd1.jpg large.jpg)


is that molly soda

she's a MUNTER

c64494 No.132584

File: ac17847d2e88723⋯.jpg (52.9 KB, 306x729, 34:81, 79c18ae8391cf001679617c2f0….jpg)


>big coats are based


>rest are gay

They're pretty nu I admit, but I will be retaking them for the masculine right.

>leopard print

Tbh lad you know what's up. I also like leopard print

027bc5 No.132585

File: b691173b09bc9a4⋯.png (8.96 KB, 573x80, 573:80, BritGayness.png)

When will YOU join the /Brit/ gayvy?

c64494 No.132586

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's grimes lad, an indie pop musician. She's pretty good tbh

Idk who molly soda is tbh

a310d6 No.132587

File: 632ca8f0619596e⋯.gif (409.66 KB, 720x405, 16:9, 632ca8f0619596e4e3fbc18cbf….gif)


Stinky /brit/ boys stay away.

ac2b5b No.132588


*becomes scared because I started listening to htis song*

wew lass


Soon we shall all have to wear leopard print to make the niggers feel at home smh

4a43f7 No.132589

File: b8dfb0c2a026ba1⋯.jpg (163.66 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DGz_zF5VYAEurqN.jpg large.jpg)


>It's grimes lad, an indie pop musician. She's pretty good tbh

She's still a munter

c64494 No.132590


I haven't tbh. I figured there wasn't much point because I dont got any money, but I kinda wanna look at clothes so I think I will.

ac2b5b No.132591

*gets back to writing manifesto for Lancashire revivalism*

ee313f No.132592


>you won't be one of the on-board wenches

c64494 No.132593


>started listening

I'm spooked too tbh, I'm starting to have too many commonalities with yon infamous shitposter

>make niggers at home

I guess 2070 won't be all TOO bad then


She's got a beautiful mind lad

a310d6 No.132594

File: 9d6d2b909732383⋯.png (41.89 KB, 128x128, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


I wouldn't survive the smell lad.

ee313f No.132595


Well you'd die doing what you love so there's that.

4a43f7 No.132596

File: 7d38c0f62d3330f⋯.jpg (124.6 KB, 900x900, 1:1, DGUTVKYU0AAzNYr.jpg large.jpg)


>She's got a beautiful mind lad

That's all she's got going for her



a310d6 No.132597

File: ee891b06fc14870⋯.jpg (302.24 KB, 930x720, 31:24, shocked angel.jpg)


But I don't want to die aaaaaahhh.



4a43f7 No.132598



I don't believe you

c64494 No.132599


Not everyone can be beautiful like me lad smh

Besides, she's also got a good experimental fashion sense

a310d6 No.132600


Why won't you believe me lad, reeeee.

4a43f7 No.132601


because you have a track record of slaggism

a310d6 No.132602

File: 28426e62658ae23⋯.png (44.23 KB, 128x128, 1:1, blonde twintails 2.png)


Show me my record lad, I swear I've never been a slag.

c64494 No.132603


you posted your man boobs like a week ago

4a43f7 No.132604


last week you posted """tits"""

ee313f No.132605


>spends all day attention whoring and being purposefully playful and suggestive

>posted "tits" and various other body parts

>not a thot

a310d6 No.132606

File: 96e50b28bdba72a⋯.png (503.54 KB, 595x639, 595:639, c4abb8c950eed1f489346cd7b3….png)



Apart from that.

c64494 No.132607


you used to post your willy back in /politics/ no?

a310d6 No.132608


Roooooo I'm just being friendly.


What the fuck lad, I never posted on /politics/.

ee313f No.132609


Did you post your willy elsewhere?

c64494 No.132610


Perhaps not

I don't really care either way, you're a slag and not the good kind.

c64494 No.132611

File: e50b51ed7946999⋯.png (59.7 KB, 844x763, 844:763, tbh hh.PNG)


4a43f7 No.132612

File: 78886defe425ad3⋯.jpg (39.07 KB, 640x773, 640:773, DFlmnlFXYAEXgiB.jpg large.jpg)


>Roooooo I'm just being friendly.


4a43f7 No.132613


what is this

a310d6 No.132614

File: 3eff230ce3de83c⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 1600x1347, 1600:1347, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….jpg)


Obviously not you big bully.


If an azn lass was friendly to you would you call her a slag?

ee313f No.132615


>Obviously not

>we're supposed to know what gender you actually are

c64494 No.132616


Thread.com tbh

singing up to the clothes retailer that somethingelse recommended

4a43f7 No.132617


>If an azn lass was friendly to you would you call her a slag?

The if she was only being friendly to me, no. The friendlyness you give to EVERYONE here verges on slaggism

027bc5 No.132618

File: 6a3e07327c23a3a⋯.jpg (126.03 KB, 669x580, 669:580, thread.jpg)


Good lad.

I've never bought anything from there, I just use it for ideas.

c64494 No.132619

File: 5a7cfbe6be75cdb⋯.png (361.99 KB, 714x658, 51:47, oh no lads.PNG)


c64494 No.132620

File: 96923c9d8e867ef⋯.png (94.48 KB, 574x508, 287:254, sty.PNG)


tbh this site seems pretty cool - will use for ideas. cheers for the recommendation lad

4a43f7 No.132621


*writes down notes about your body type*

c64494 No.132622

File: 1f7ea1c9d415dce⋯.png (217.17 KB, 594x900, 33:50, imp.PNG)


knock yourself out lad, I could very well be lying

4a43f7 No.132623


>grey eyes


c64494 No.132624

File: 445c20039a55cf1⋯.jpg (39.43 KB, 500x667, 500:667, e481672306343fe590bafd608e….jpg)


Lad I come from a long line of light blue eyes. It just so happens that mine are lighter in the greyish sense.

They're like this but with a blue tinge. Very pure breeding tbh

a310d6 No.132625

Don't believe the slav.

027bc5 No.132626


You're welcome.


Not very civic of you. Besides, you should be more concerned that he's in his teens.

4a43f7 No.132627


for once I agree with you

c64494 No.132628


I'm purer than you, pseudo foreigner

c64494 No.132629

File: d3e91f3b315e2be⋯.jpg (78.28 KB, 564x846, 2:3, 5afb3190587f9850775523b517….jpg)

>what did you just say to me, bitch?

a310d6 No.132630

File: e856e8373de6350⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1240x2112, 155:264, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….jpg)


Lad I am pure saxon-brythonic-jock-viking-breton and I have blue eyes.

4a43f7 No.132631

File: abd501683a3f8dc⋯.jpg (158.55 KB, 960x1251, 320:417, 851cb8031bf62221a12bd79abc….jpg)


>mongrel slag


c64494 No.132632


just means I'm not 20 tbh. I'm a big boy dw


I'm pure anglo saxon with a dash of celtic and I have greyish blue eyes. I'm as much of a slav as you are a wog

a310d6 No.132633

File: 7bb1211bbc68b60⋯.png (46.75 KB, 128x128, 1:1, blonde twintails 4.png)


Please do not call me either of those things.


I don't believe you lad.

4a43f7 No.132634


>Please do not call me either of those things.


c64494 No.132635


Believe what you want, I am a shining example of this islands genetics. I do not need the approval of vaguely yankish untermensch mutt

Nigga I'm pedigree

c64494 No.132636

File: 9eb227edfef621b⋯.jpg (83.23 KB, 564x761, 564:761, 2bffc4cd365a63173877ea6e06….jpg)

hand over your coat you little bitch

c64494 No.132637

File: 5368e90725aa471⋯.jpg (196.01 KB, 500x1633, 500:1633, 70c8040de854483b6efc3d307c….jpg)

What's your ideal haircut lads?

Currently I'm thinking I want elf hair, similar to

>pic related

Prolly will tail it at the back though

027bc5 No.132638


Calm down Macklemore. If you wore that you'd look like a quare, so you better not sound like a quare because then you'd be a quare.

027bc5 No.132639


Short back and sides tbh, none of that poncy grade one or silly fringe stuff though.

c64494 No.132640


But lad, it's big and fluffy. It shows off how much of a thug you are to everyone else. Gotta peacock a little smh

I don't think I sound like a quare tbh.

c64494 No.132641


You don't like it heigh and tight huh? It's difficult to pull off indeed.

Short back and sides never steered me wrong tbh. I used to have it cut right military length.

But it's been like that for TOO LONG

4a43f7 No.132642

File: 576a45cd3bb19d9⋯.jpg (95.02 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, 576a45cd3bb19d99e495bb1898….jpg)

bddc63 No.132643

File: 1ca347f7174a32b⋯.png (266.24 KB, 591x785, 591:785, ClipboardImage.png)


Cool tbh


No idea. Want to try long Hitler youth cut

c64494 No.132644


Give it a shot lad, it could be your next step into a whole new fashion world

f63fcf No.132645

File: ab30ffc83feac7e⋯.jpg (34.54 KB, 236x343, 236:343, IMG_8909.JPG)

Greetings from Bavaria gents

bddc63 No.132646


Hey tanned German


Will let it grow now tbh. Just shaved it not too long ago smh

c64494 No.132647


Yo lad. Join us on the fashion chit chat


I did the same. Can'nae wait until it starts growing long

c64494 No.132648

File: 7144c8a3f8be893⋯.jpg (33.45 KB, 300x500, 3:5, d2b228f3375566c87dedff1760….jpg)

>tfw not a long haired pretty boy

Might kms

4a43f7 No.132649


tbh having long hair isn't a good meme

t. someone who had long hair for many years

bddc63 No.132650

File: d46bde27d8d0f2e⋯.png (859.82 KB, 724x958, 362:479, ClipboardImage.png)

>episode with this character was out less than a week ago

>somebody has already tattooed it to their leg

4a43f7 No.132651


what are you talking about

bddc63 No.132652



It's more work I guess smh

miss having my hair flow in the wind as I was driving though. Didn't even have that long hair smh

c64494 No.132653

File: 25195677744ec44⋯.jpg (29.74 KB, 350x550, 7:11, d18a93b567ed0108cd09f08683….jpg)



Tbh tho I'm just trying it to see if I can pull it off

bddc63 No.132654

File: 629018de505f37b⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1000x666, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

c64494 No.132655



Tbh the teaser trailers have been out for awhile

4a43f7 No.132656


other than the bowlcut, his fashion taste wasn't that bad

bddc63 No.132657

File: e9fa7dac200147b⋯.png (448.53 KB, 500x667, 500:667, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 283f36f6cfa71de⋯.png (759.7 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e614a7ff9d6a1d8⋯.png (224.24 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


bddc63 No.132658


find him kind of aesthetic tbh. Posted him unironically


don't see how that justifies a tattoo tbh

c64494 No.132659

File: f669421c433a984⋯.jpg (60.38 KB, 564x797, 564:797, 543fd7d042151e5185153a67f5….jpg)

tbh lads I feel a strong affinity with kars

bddc63 No.132660

File: b0b5dff2defc2d7⋯.png (170.67 KB, 621x555, 207:185, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

c64494 No.132661


doesn't justify it, but he prolly had the tattoo done before episode 3

>next episodes out tomorrow

I like rick and morty tbh

bddc63 No.132662


How so, lad?

c64494 No.132663


Lad he's seen documents you wouldn't believe


I just rewatched battle tendency recently and figured that kars and I have a lot in common. He's an embodiment of the man I want to be tbh

f63fcf No.132664

File: de06302c302105c⋯.jpg (102.16 KB, 912x960, 19:20, IMG_8910.JPG)


No kidding jerries are seriously swarthy


>fashion chit chat

My advice:

Avoid graphic t shirts and long hair. Short hair, plain but stylish albeit simple clothes are what you want. Think chinos with linen/polo shirts

bddc63 No.132665


>I just rewatched battle tendency recently and figured that kars and I have a lot in common. He's an embodiment of the man I want to be tbh

Don't remember much but he's not really charismatic or care much for his companions and he's a bit sadistic, no?

027bc5 No.132666

File: 91a79fb5089e307⋯.jpg (63.89 KB, 673x500, 673:500, YourLordAndSaviour.jpg)


c64494 No.132667



Jerries are swarthy because they're muslims tbh


Not asking for advice lad. What do YOU like????

BIG FURRY COATS? jeans with patches?

tbh I absolutely HATE chinos and polo shirts

c64494 No.132668

File: 68015e1eb6d403e⋯.jpg (23.68 KB, 300x750, 2:5, 9aa2c0df266223120f23b78be2….jpg)


He was charismatic lad, his companions were loyal to the death. Importantly he was also high IQ

c64494 No.132669


>666 repent trips

sending mixed messages here lad

027bc5 No.132670


Why do you like big furry coats so much? Buy yourself a decent quilted jacket, a Harrington jacket, or a wool coat.

4a43f7 No.132671


>doesn't like polos

suicide yourself tbh

bddc63 No.132672


Just felt like they blindly followed him because he was their master, didn't really show that he deserved it, but maybe I just don't remember it. Did have high IQ though tbh

c64494 No.132673


I'm not sure lad. Honestly I think I like the idea of it more than I'd actually like to own one. I will one day tho.

I own a very nice Harrington tbh, love the thing. My next jacket will be quilted, I think they're pretty cool looking. Not wool though, that's not my style.


Too formal for me tbh

f63fcf No.132674

File: 5de1e442944bb9e⋯.jpg (39.73 KB, 552x960, 23:40, IMG_8865.JPG)


Lad I'm in the middle of the Turkish neighbourhood >tfw among my brethren and I can tell the difference between a jerry and those scum.

>what do I like

What I said tbh

Fancy dress is for fags

c64494 No.132675

File: 6f4a63106d8bcf9⋯.jpg (27.34 KB, 564x421, 564:421, 6c73a45bbe478c5be9391390b4….jpg)


Hm. ACDC was definitely loyal to him as a friend. I suppose Wham and Santana were more servants to him. I don't think he was UNcharismatic.

He made me laugh a few times though, and I liked that he was blindly ambitious and cunning.

c64494 No.132676


>acts like he appreciates art

>doesn't like fancy dress

piq won

a310d6 No.132677

File: d04008ba11fb4bc⋯.jpg (120.41 KB, 500x580, 25:29, 1368040840255.jpg)


>yellow communists funding white nazis

That would unironically be imperium tbh.

c64494 No.132678



Also he had glittering arm blades

He's the embodiment of the cosmic long haired pretty boy

c64494 No.132679



Mis (you)'d sorry lad

bddc63 No.132680


Was it ever explained how they had different powers like that?

f63fcf No.132681

File: c02c7a2aa4e3bcf⋯.jpg (490.87 KB, 1200x1500, 4:5, IMG_8833.JPG)


Fancy dress is for plebs

Everything I do is kino, this is established tbh

027bc5 No.132682


Waste of money imo. People will think you're a bellend. Just ordered myself a snazzy British padded wax jacket. Going to be comfy.

f63fcf No.132683

File: 05afdd814190c37⋯.jpg (59.18 KB, 600x403, 600:403, IMG_8856.JPG)

Later lads

4a43f7 No.132685


night lad

c64494 No.132686


You can't embody kino if all you wear is kitsch


>waste of money

Most definitely

>people will think you're a bellend

This has never stopped me before

>wax jacket

That sounds pretty snazzy lad. I think I'll probably get one like that when I buy a new jacket. I wonder what colour it'll be



bddc63 No.132687


>Turkish roach Herts beating up the Russian bear Daftie

a310d6 No.132688


She's a big bear tbh no bully.

bddc63 No.132689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

In memory of Cody Cigar, Sam Hyde's alter ego, shot to death after cleansing the streets of antifa filth.

bddc63 No.132690

File: 78e2408048ebf38⋯.png (3.91 KB, 490x347, 490:347, 8c7263422ef62a7444496767a2….png)


Thicc mummy bear tbh

a310d6 No.132691


I took a tummy picture earlier but I don't think I can post it, smh.

c64494 No.132692


No it wasn't. I assume it was simply a result of the vampire masks affecting them differently

ee313f No.132693


>I'm not a slag


027bc5 No.132694


You can't. -.-He^.^ might see it.

bddc63 No.132695


Save it for later, lass. I'll be having my Ginnie soon. I'll tell you when I want the tummy pic.



>not linking to your post

>reading it



Yeah I guess it doesn't matter.

ee313f No.132696


Fuck off fat shit.

a310d6 No.132697

File: 5761f8175078363⋯.jpg (172.01 KB, 841x1550, 841:1550, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….jpg)


I'm not lad, this is a favor between friends.


Uwaaahh~ it's not that bad, I wouldn't be ashamed of it tbh.



ee313f No.132698



Don't you mean fuck buddies?

2fd695 No.132699

File: ca0997058dae70e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 180.24 KB, 238x522, 119:261, cidernigger.png)

here's mine tbh, need some good bullying

saw it earlier today

pretty sure I have the early 2017 Wews body type now


bddc63 No.132700



smh it's not like I don't want to see it smh

bddc63 No.132701


cool hair, lad. STOP buying sweeties.

24e131 No.132702

a310d6 No.132703

File: da2f60ece1c8019⋯.png (857.56 KB, 719x1000, 719:1000, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….png)


No, I'm not that sort of person. I met a girl who had a friends-with-benefits thing going on at college and I was disgusted. In fact all the college kids were pretty fucking degenerate in their own way.


Wew, looking thick Obi-Wan.

c64494 No.132704


Are ears identifiable body parts?

It's coming along lad.

I don't really like sweeties. stop eating them lad smh

bddc63 No.132705


>(1) in both threads


ee313f No.132706


Christ lad, sort yourself the fuck out. Fucking hell.

bddc63 No.132707


>No, I'm not that sort of person. I met a girl who had a friends-with-benefits thing going on at college and I was disgusted. In fact all the college kids were pretty fucking degenerate in their own way.

I'm sure there were some cute pure future NEETs there

2fd695 No.132708

File: c8fc61a225d8bf1⋯.png (39.87 KB, 329x525, 47:75, don't be a 22st neet.png)


my sister giving me a shave there, put the fringe in that short braid style later that day, was pretty cool apart from being on a ciderwhale


I felt a great disturbance in the sweetshop, as if millions of calories cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced


it's the high carb diet tbh, slowly cutting down.


yes lad, thanks for the encouragement.

027bc5 No.132709


Protip: If you breathe in and stand up straight you don't look as fat and you can eat sweeties still.

c64494 No.132710


>Being disgusted at FWBs

You gotta do what you gotta do smh


Good lad. Are you tracking kcals?

bddc63 No.132711

File: a4384beecdb95de⋯.png (563.73 KB, 700x511, 100:73, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw capitalism keeps you alive so you can keep consuming

a310d6 No.132712

File: f09127f86940c8a⋯.jpg (214.02 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_t….jpg)


I'm glad I was a boring kid who didn't like sweeties. They really are a wicked poison.

2fd695 No.132713

File: 61ae3afa7adb217⋯.png (8.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, innocent.png)


yes lad I normally autistically stomp about with a militarily straight back and being BIG hides the gut somewhat. Sister isn't as tall there and it was early morning is my excuse


not autistically noting the calories per slice of bread etc, just generally cutting down.

doing a lot better than I used to… would have 6 pieces of toast for a 5am breakfast before sleeping at my school desk all day wew. years ago now.


>not doing your part for the economy


ee313f No.132714


Good lad. Calorie counting is fucking autistic. Just shag Neo at least twice a day to burn the fat off tbh.

2fd695 No.132715

File: c681f7a9ae29c54⋯.png (25.02 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don'tbeerbig.png)


I don't really eat many sweeties any more, apart from high in sugar ciders of various kinds and donuts. Carbs are eeevil unless you actually do hard work all day which I don't presently.


don't fancy fudge packing tbqh

a310d6 No.132716

File: 25a99293041e3e6⋯.gif (538.05 KB, 318x400, 159:200, 25a99293041e3e63f2e6b34f46….gif)


I am not a dispensary for weight loss.

ee313f No.132717


Kek lass You're alright tbh, still a slag though

027bc5 No.132718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is really comfy tbh

027bc5 No.132719


Which is healthier, cider or beer?

bddc63 No.132720

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2fd695 No.132721

File: fe383f93abe0641⋯.png (27.87 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't drink up thee zider.png)


I would say cider tbh

they're both unhealthy in similar and different ways but cider is "lighter"

c64494 No.132722

File: 69d9bbaf1f8aa14⋯.png (544.45 KB, 699x852, 233:284, ;jbn.PNG)

I like this jumper tbh

027bc5 No.132723


Good thing I only drink lager and whiskey then.


At least post the better quality version lad smh

24e131 No.132724

I was told that there's a tranny here who goes by the name of Jess.

027bc5 No.132725


Leave now whilst you can lad.

bddc63 No.132726

File: 052bf1499d78bf2⋯.png (660.95 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Man bites dog

bddc63 No.132727

File: 582fe9ba9ba4832⋯.png (927.86 KB, 807x800, 807:800, ClipboardImage.png)

>when your biggest complaint about white people is that they don't season their food to your liking

c64494 No.132728

File: 14b239ec521f9a5⋯.jpg (61.36 KB, 564x541, 564:541, cc9cb72cb797049063c4a2aeff….jpg)

relinquish unto me all the frumpy artsy thots of the world

I covet them

bddc63 No.132729


cute clothes

>ywn be a lass and dress in cute clothes


c64494 No.132730


What fucking seasoning do american niggers get exposed to other than the colonels?

It doesn't bother me but this stereotype makes no sense smh



027bc5 No.132731


Would you really be happier though?

dapper clothes

>ywn be a lad and dress in dapper clothes


Grass isn't always greener.

bddc63 No.132732



Don't worry, lad. I'm not even a cute boy smh


I don't know, but if I was a cute girl at least I'd be cute smh

c64494 No.132733

File: ea21c64ef33ce49⋯.jpg (53.07 KB, 466x700, 233:350, 06f4e96e3112e749ac924cd882….jpg)

I want them lads

bddc63 No.132734


wew. weird glasses

c64494 No.132735

File: 7468ccf18aec637⋯.jpg (90.91 KB, 564x878, 282:439, 297f492e6b32f287bba30ebbda….jpg)

I want them all

c64494 No.132736


They are tbh. I think that one's also imperium… Just trying to get a point across ya kno

bddc63 No.132737

File: 299a3e815554978⋯.png (415.14 KB, 640x515, 128:103, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a93242ee071eaf0⋯.png (460.51 KB, 523x508, 523:508, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3daec20a3532e58⋯.png (267.9 KB, 500x550, 10:11, ClipboardImage.png)

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027bc5 No.132738

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>if I was a cute girl at least I'd be cute

That's assuming you'd be a cute girl.

bddc63 No.132739

File: ed0845e0b501119⋯.png (1.08 MB, 899x597, 899:597, ClipboardImage.png)

>seasoning your food at all

c64494 No.132740


Well I suppose it's only fair. I mischaracterise niggers all the time

bddc63 No.132741


if I was a cute girl I'd be a cute girl smh

c64494 No.132742


I thought lloyds beard looked good in this vid. I want a beard like that one day

a310d6 No.132743


Y-you would yeah.

bddc63 No.132744

File: 0ed13556d8a11c8⋯.png (12.79 KB, 418x408, 209:204, jondork.png)

bddc63 No.132745

File: eb8d6a2b137322f⋯.png (4.92 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)