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File: 165dfae65f0ef55⋯.png (26.71 KB, 900x300, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)

c01ebb No.43257

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c01ebb No.43258

Get your votes in before 4 PM


c01ebb No.43259

Night now


cd1c75 No.43260

YES!!! FILM FRIDAY IS BACK!!!


cd1c75 No.43261

>>43259

Night lad, sweet dreams x


456e3f No.43262

was wondering why the last thread wasn't updating….

Lads I don't understand girls tbh.


cd1c75 No.43263

>>43262

>Lads I don't understand girls tbh.

Think of the most evil, selfish and calculating thing you can think of. Imagine it as best you can, the sadism, the cruelty, the cunning.

Girls are worse than that.


099370 No.43264

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love this song. Night lads.


456e3f No.43265

>>43263

Yeah yeah I get that but listen to this

>chatting with a girl online for two years

>literally just friends, simple chatting nothing special

>have normal and emotional conversations over this period, get to know each fairly well

>one day she messages me out of the blue

>Sorry I can't talk to you anymore fuck off

>no explanation, tell her goodbye and leave her alone

>she posts regularly about deleting her blog

>recently she says she wants to

>ask her, would that satisfy you? no malice or whatever in statement

>she responds by posting old chat logs

???? what did she mean by this?


099370 No.43266

>>43265

Probably butthurt you aren't giving her the right validation.


cd1c75 No.43267

>>43265

Dude, get the fuck away from her.

There are some girls who are close to being okay. No too insane, some degree of self awareness. These ones are wife material.

Then there are the ones that are totally fucking unstable, and will ruin your life over nothing. These are the ones you have to stay the fuck away from. She sounds like one of those.

Learn the difference. It could save your life.


456e3f No.43268

>>43266

>>43267

I just don't understand it, I hadn't messaged her since she told me to fuck off, and I wasn't trying to insult her or trick her, and she responds by publicly posting our old conversations.


7e774d No.43269

>>43255

So what you're saying is they sexually assaulted him.


4f4510 No.43270

File: 11f36fadcebc779⋯.jpg (211.49 KB, 1024x806, 512:403, 1424441171007.jpg)

>>43268

>He fell for the woman memi.


4f4510 No.43271

>>43270

>>43268

>He fell for the women m.eme.

*


192fad No.43272

>>43265

She wants you to take her to Nandos then fingerblast her.


456e3f No.43273

>>43270

I wasn't even trying to romance her or any shit back then.


cd1c75 No.43274

>>43268

You're trying to use your rational mind to understand irrational behaviour.


099370 No.43275

>>43268

Sounds to me like she wants you to pine over her. When she told you to fuck off, she didn't want you to fuck off, she wanted you to beg to be allowed to stay in her presence.


456e3f No.43276

>>43274

fucking women

>>43275

fuck that


cd1c75 No.43277

File: c081d9f4fad5dc8⋯.jpg (419.14 KB, 1000x1003, 1000:1003, 1457288938986-2.jpg)

>>43269

It wasn't "they" it was one NA member, who humiliated a child molester, years before NA was even founded.

Part of the charge against the NA member was classed as "sexual assault", but that could include something as non-sexual as pissing on someone.

I argued that point, and then the story became that NA pissed on people all the time.


cd1c75 No.43278

>>43275

This also sounds reasonable, yes.


4f4510 No.43279

>>43273

You still fell for it lad.

She was only talking to you for attention, once she started getting it from somewhere else she had no use for you.


099370 No.43280

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

night night for real this time, lads.


4f4510 No.43281

File: dfaab97ff2e9dc8⋯.png (142.3 KB, 1191x786, 397:262, Sad Sleep Wojak.png)


4f4510 No.43282

>>43280

Night lad.


1cbd67 No.43283

File: 7d2642d47a43462⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1216x831, 1216:831, 53443566475.png)

so far

Leon you chose fourteen but someone beat you to it so choose another option for that


22b7b8 No.43284

>>43283

lookin good my chap

Did you add my ideas or did you choose the ones pre-set?


1cbd67 No.43285

>>43284

yours


22b7b8 No.43286


1cbd67 No.43287

File: 0d439aa612278f7⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1000x710, 100:71, 543656345.png)

decided to just put Leon in germany because cba to wait seemed appropriate since shes chosen jewish religion


1cbd67 No.43288

Right out the gate here is what happened.

Waifu Kingdom allied with Daftie, Leon, Ragusa and Trebizond.

Schmisser allied with Anglo-Dago Kingdom.

Cymru allied with Austria.


1fbecb No.43289

File: f8ee69d181e4d5d⋯.jpg (49.75 KB, 463x379, 463:379, sad countryside.jpg)

We can endure neither our vices nor the remedies required for them.


1cbd67 No.43290

File: 39177adbf96742d⋯.png (596.13 KB, 554x657, 554:657, daftie.png)

File: b022120dde3b672⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1449x848, 1449:848, luna.png)

File: 71c25acf0224e04⋯.png (651.54 KB, 666x638, 333:319, 64343654356.png)

Daftie declared war on Circassia. Quickly won then vassalized them. Is now attacking that small country to the right of Circassia. Will win shortly.

Leon declared war on East Frisia. Cymru aided their ally East Frisia and is now at war with Leon.

Imperium conquered and vassalized Aq Qoyunlu.


1cbd67 No.43291

File: 11a363024a23955⋯.png (2.42 MB, 1306x937, 1306:937, current.png)

Leon conquered East Frisia. Cymru didn't even try to actually help them.

Imperium has vassalized Shammar and Najd.

Daftie annexed much of Nogai.

Imperium attacked Yemen.

Waifu Kingdom annexed Trebizond, then attacked Imperium to try and take Antioch. Waifu Kingdom has about twice the number of troops Imperium has. Imperium also is at war in Yemen already and has a vassal wrecked by rebellion (Najd).


22b7b8 No.43292

>>43291

>anglodago imperium not done anything yet

wew


1cbd67 No.43293

Leon is allied with Cymru and the alliance with Waifu Kingdom is broken. Waifu Kingdom is trashing Imperium.


1cbd67 No.43294

File: 9e191fc3fb54926⋯.png (95.28 KB, 306x184, 153:92, current.png)

Waifu Kingdom won. Took a couple provinces.


1cbd67 No.43295

File: ad601d47af54fdc⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1140x709, 1140:709, currentrelations.png)

File: 5d7ca02acc52cfc⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1466x706, 733:353, currentwar.png)

File: 6747ba54912929e⋯.png (2.75 MB, 1659x857, 1659:857, currentwarzoom.png)

Waifu Kingdom is allied with Leon again.

Leon attacked Hungary joined by Cymru and Waifu Kingdom.

Schmisser attacked Leon joined by Anglo-Dago Imperium.

Wallachia is a vassal of Waifu Kingdom I just noticed.

Schmissers side is winning currently. An army of 17k Austrians and 22k Anglo-Dagos just beat a 45k army of Leons. Cymru is over in the west taking Austrias territories there and is unopposed so far.

Leon is attempting to defend her homeland and failing.

Waifu Kingdom is unopposed in the East taking a fort. The fort blocks Waifus access to Schmissers homeland but once it is taken Waifu will have access to siege more of Schmisser.


1cbd67 No.43296

Also Schmisser, Anglo-Dago, Daftie and Waifu are at military level 7 which gives access to cannons which greatly speeds up sieges.

Imperium, Cymru and Leon are at 6.


1cbd67 No.43297

Also I'll leave it paused for now and come back later when more people are here so they can read along rather than having lots of it to catch up on.


22b7b8 No.43298

>>43295

Can you post Culture + Religion map?


1cbd67 No.43299

File: bd4561bfd86965c⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1097x845, 1097:845, 6453645645456.png)

File: 678e0af0c8e6084⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1357x973, 1357:973, religion.png)

File: a6c5ab72d0fb5d2⋯.png (743.44 KB, 800x1022, 400:511, development.png)

>>43298

You haven't been converting culture. Imperiums been busy though.

I did a quick check and his provinces are costing like 20-48 to change culture. Some of the more developed ones are 120-145 but mostly not.

You have some cheap ones too but yours are mostly around 60+ to change culture. It's because you have provinces in the West which have much more development.


1cbd67 No.43300

>>43299

You are changing culture. It just costs more and takes longer.


22b7b8 No.43301

>>43299

Well we must shag these dagos at a faster rate, my dear chaps


fd1ac6 No.43302

The toilet seat is still warm and wet :0


22b7b8 No.43303


1cbd67 No.43304

File: cb9107bbe402e30⋯.png (4.53 MB, 1508x1824, 377:456, current.png)

File: f52962fe6ea5d38⋯.png (1.05 MB, 961x743, 961:743, battle.png)

File: b1ee1d7091d559e⋯.png (3.69 MB, 1895x1072, 1895:1072, schmisserpov.png)

Leons conquest of Hungary ended in a white peace. No one gained or lost anything. Frees up forces on Leons side to concentrate on Schmisser and Anglo-Dago Imperium.

Schmissers alliance have 123k men in the field (That I could see)

Leons alliance have 119k

Leon and Schmisser have run out of manpower and won't be able to reinforce their armies much, except for mercenaries which cost a ton. Not sustainable.

Anglo-Dago has 9k manpower left. Waifu has 50k and Cymru have 24k.

Everyone has about 400 manpower gained each month except Leon and Waifu. Leon has 200 and something an Waifu has 753 a month.

Looks like BASED Waifu Kingdom may swing this war for Leon.

Big battle. Leon got wrecked but Cymru came in at the last minute. Was about to win but then Schmisser showed up and was about to win, then Waifu showed up but it was for nought and Schmisser carried the day, but only just.

Shortly after this Schmisser had an entire army wiped out.

Daftie has also loaned out 20k troops to Waifu for the war.

Looks like Schmisser is fucked.


22b7b8 No.43305

>>43304

>those forts in italy

looks like im mostly safe tbh


1cbd67 No.43306

File: 51687ed3e54026d⋯.png (3.65 MB, 1886x1068, 943:534, current.png)

Leon lost. Here is the world as it stands now. Schmisser only took two provinces. Hardly decisive. Leon had very high war exhaustion and was too much so she gave in rather than fight. Would have gone on for ages. Schmisser didn't have much warscore so it wasn't decisive and could easily go the other way next time.

Imperium has also made some conquests in the east.


6adb6f No.43307

File: bb1c1c41122563e⋯.jpg (84.65 KB, 620x375, 124:75, Godzilla.jpg)

>>43193

>tfw you're the predatory one


1cbd67 No.43308

File: 2cb6633c1cbbb6b⋯.png (2.09 MB, 1268x881, 1268:881, current.png)

Imperium SHOAHD by Waifu.


9ca80c No.43309

Morning lads


22b7b8 No.43310


28aaa2 No.43311

>>43307

Nice thicc thighs

>>43309

Morning lad, and everyone tbh


28aaa2 No.43312

File: ccd178f3ed560cc⋯.png (562.54 KB, 480x853, 480:853, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you just want to play as based NA and your mummy mistakes you for transgender


28aaa2 No.43313

File: 0b47b0cf6401564⋯.png (416.53 KB, 819x764, 819:764, ClipboardImage.png)

OH SHIT

US Army Exploring ‘Devastating’ New Weapon for Use In War with Russia

>“They’ve announced that the follow-on tank to the Armata will have a 152-millimeter gun missile launcher. They’re talking about it having a nuclear capability. And you go, ‘You’re talking about building a nuclear tank, a tank that fires a nuke?’ Well, that’s the implication,” said Karber.

http://www.defenseone.com/technology/2017/04/us-army-exploring-devastating-new-weapon-event-war-russia/136943/?oref=d-mostread

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1cbd67 No.43314

>>43313

Kojima was right about so much of the things he wrote.

He was right about the internet too and the future of communication.


1cbd67 No.43315

Imperium getting rekt by Ethiopia


22b7b8 No.43316

A girl said I'm like a lukewarm cup of coffee


a25e1c No.43317

so is this the new thread? can't we do a normal thread?

morning btw


1cbd67 No.43318

File: e6106a910647d9d⋯.webm (73.81 KB, 854x480, 427:240, what did he mean by this.webm)


9ca80c No.43319

>>43316

Thats not good lad.


22b7b8 No.43320

File: a039ac7882aabe7⋯.jpg (9 KB, 267x181, 267:181, just do it.jpg)

>tfw a girl says I get better looking every time she sees me


22b7b8 No.43321

>>43320

more good looking i meant tbh


9ca80c No.43322

>>43320

Thats better than >>43316 tbh lad.


28aaa2 No.43323

>>43320

Horrible, lad.

>>43317

Morning. Just wanted people to know it's FILM FRIDAY


9ca80c No.43324

>>43321

Nice save.


eb7752 No.43325

File: 2ae3e3af043f414⋯.gif (300.96 KB, 350x464, 175:232, 2ae3e3af043f414f2900c09a42….gif)

for 22st deviant art lewd commissions

>>43117

lad w-were in public!

>>43148

LAD NO!

>>43290

>>43291

>cymru just chilling in the isles

good lads


9ca80c No.43326

>>43317

Morning.

>>43323

Cant wait to watch Jumanji tbh. Im watching it regardless of what you lot decide tbh.


6adb6f No.43327

File: 431b2c4fbeb0cef⋯.jpg (291.15 KB, 610x707, 610:707, excellent.jpg)

>>43325

>born just in time for 22st deviant art lewd commissions


22b7b8 No.43328

>hair grows out a few millimetres

>realise how fucked my hairline is

just going to wear a hat at this point tbh


9ca80c No.43329

>>43328

>not being a based crypto-skinhead

Lad.


22b7b8 No.43330

>>43329

*puts on polo shirt and dances to two tone tbh*


eb7752 No.43331

File: 4c2a8fc9b42d228⋯.png (402.07 KB, 598x1021, 598:1021, lain happy (2).png)

>>43327

we live in the best timeline


28aaa2 No.43332

>>43325

w-what am I supposed to do with that?

>>43327

>lewd

Don't want to break nofap, lass


9ca80c No.43333

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43330

>owning anything except polos and ben shermans

*joins in with the ska tbh*


fd955d No.43334

File: d359b68285e2f3b⋯.png (211.87 KB, 259x421, 259:421, nige29.png)

>tfw the internet keeps cutting out


22b7b8 No.43335

>>43333

I dance to ska when Ive had a couple tbh


eb7752 No.43336

>>43332

do with what lad?


1cbd67 No.43337

File: fc0301accfd5de3⋯.png (2.55 MB, 1332x991, 1332:991, current.png)

daftie attacked schmisser and lost several provinces

imperium shoahd by waifu and then then invaded by ethiopia at the same time


9ca80c No.43338

>>43335

>bully me for drinking yesterday

>admit to drinking today

smh.


28aaa2 No.43339

>>43336

Oh. I thought you wanted me to do something with the gif


eb7752 No.43340

>>43337

Is that Cymru colonising the celtic regions of Brittany? based


22b7b8 No.43341

File: d3a6c7073f3075d⋯.jpg (99.08 KB, 960x693, 320:231, nigey.jpg)

>>43338

i just drink john smiths or cider tbh


6adb6f No.43342

File: 9fb35430f25461f⋯.png (592.34 KB, 664x800, 83:100, c2fcb6530d67175c00b93abfe9….png)

>>43331

Still can't believe I ended up in this timeline tbh.

>>43332

Consider it a spiritual quest to master your body and not be overcome with arousal when you see lewdness.


9ca80c No.43343

>>43333

Ive just remembered the old bill cant even give you a producer now, they just ring it up on their database. Smh…

>none of you lads will ever get a '7 day wonder' to get tax, insurance and MOT or they take your license away


22b7b8 No.43344

going to go out for lunch tbh


a25e1c No.43345

>>43323

alright I'll live with this

>>43290

>Russia stronk

I like thaht


9ca80c No.43346

File: b6183203e336c77⋯.png (48.1 KB, 190x280, 19:28, LANDLORD-handpull_landlord….png)

>>43341

>john smiths

Fair

>cider

Also fair.

GET ON THE LANDLORD TBH LAD


28aaa2 No.43347

File: 90d6edc49a8515b⋯.png (203.14 KB, 254x300, 127:150, ClipboardImage.png)

>>43342

>Consider it a spiritual quest to master your body and not be overcome with arousal when you see lewdness.

Guess I'll become an OC monk then


eb7752 No.43348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Princess Elizabeth's Sixteenth Birthday - 1942 | Movietone Moment | 20 April 17


22b7b8 No.43349

>>43346

dont drink pale ale tbh


9ca80c No.43350

>>43347

>OC Monk

Based.


9ca80c No.43351

>>43349

Strange tbh lad.


fd955d No.43352

>>43349

i heard drinking pale ale gives you man tits


9ca80c No.43353

>>43352

Kek, drinking any sort of drink by the pint gives you man tits.


22b7b8 No.43354

>>43351

too citricy or whatever, I want to throw up when it touches my lips


9ca80c No.43355

>>43354

Thats probably the yank stuff, American Pale Ale. Too many hops, not enough cask-aging. Do you like Doom Bar or any amber ales?


22b7b8 No.43356

>>43355

lad you think I haven't tried actual pale ale?

Doombar is tolerable for 1 pint only for me before it starts to taste odd


eb7752 No.43357

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


9ca80c No.43358

>>43356

No lad, I think most of whats served isnt pale ale even though they call it that. Darkstar 'hop head' for instance - its not a pale ale if it tastes of pine and grapefruit, kek. Doom Bar is pretty shit but its sold everywhere so its easy.


22b7b8 No.43359

>>43358

john smiths is the only ale Ive been able to properly like

I used to drink a lot of all sorts of ale a couple of years ago, but most of the stuff then I wouldn't be able to drink now, far too pale, hoppy and so on


28aaa2 No.43360

File: a990ec529ceebfa⋯.png (9.26 MB, 2536x2898, 1268:1449, ClipboardImage.png)

>>43350

My new name is St22


a25e1c No.43361

>>43360

it was the true meaning all along


eb7752 No.43362

>>43360

may god guide you in your OC


28aaa2 No.43363

File: 2230165bfc975f6⋯.png (2.92 KB, 232x54, 116:27, ClipboardImage.png)

*becomes a deviant*

Luckily there are no hamsters around


6adb6f No.43364

File: 1efb9a67d715686⋯.webm (6.34 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, sammy the hamster.webm)


28aaa2 No.43365

>>43364

>Very very dark past


28aaa2 No.43366

File: eabf17a3dbdf80c⋯.webm (299.82 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Its the dark dark times.webm)


11fe1f No.43367

File: 9b807472da40efa⋯.gif (675.34 KB, 404x189, 404:189, happening paul.gif)


a25e1c No.43368

>>43363

is it happening?

btw lad

>>43211

saved all of them

I need to do animations more often myself but you're right they're really tiresome.


eb7752 No.43369

File: d741a8630eb8fcc⋯.jpg (11.82 KB, 268x284, 67:71, 1492510403324.jpg)


28aaa2 No.43370

File: 94f587cdb0e3b24⋯.png (361.04 KB, 1100x1900, 11:19, Twinknaut.png)

>>43367

>>43368

IT'S HAPPENING

>saved all of them

Wew.

>tfw they are still working on that game

>tfw they will never finish

>tfw I was banned from the project for shitposting

>I need to do animations more often myself but you're right they're really tiresome.

Yeah. Just the Pepe dancing gif is 11 images repeating.


28aaa2 No.43371

File: b8e45a4f4254621⋯.gif (840.4 KB, 264x384, 11:16, tenor.gif)

>>43370

>Yeah. Just the Pepe dancing gif is 11 images repeating.


a25e1c No.43372

shit was QT yesterday? did anyone watch?


eb7752 No.43373

>>43372

no we never seem to watch it here idk why


a25e1c No.43374

File: 9edfd8f2b52c3a9⋯.jpg (50.85 KB, 480x696, 20:29, best girl.jpg)

>>43370

Really want to make animated OC some time, already have a bit of a clue


a25e1c No.43375

>>43373

We actually do but yesterday everyone just collectively forgot. For the better anyway I'm sure, I bet it was horrible.


e37873 No.43376

>>43372

i dont think it was on


eb7752 No.43377

>>43375

when's the last time we have?


a25e1c No.43378

>>43377

one before the easter break. two weeks ago.hat's t


a25e1c No.43379

>>43378

that's two weeks ago.*


eb7752 No.43380


6adb6f No.43381

File: c82f48d310d4642⋯.jpg (288.22 KB, 730x640, 73:64, moeblob.jpg)

>>43373

Admittedly I find it painful to watch.


1cbd67 No.43382

File: c0bce4f06a12575⋯.png (2.22 MB, 1308x869, 1308:869, current.png)


a25e1c No.43383

>>43382

heck yeah


eb7752 No.43384

>>43381

this is true

>>43382

jesus daftie is going off


28aaa2 No.43385

>>43374

Should do it, lass

>>43375

Probably was more of the same shit


2f051f No.43386

>>43255

One of the variations of the Flemming story is that he pissed on the autistic boy he raped.


a25e1c No.43387

File: 3f94ace3c11e221⋯.png (47.72 KB, 182x120, 91:60, wew.PNG)

>>43384

rip nigga


11fe1f No.43388

File: 3ef353e884e35d7⋯.jpg (47.05 KB, 800x600, 4:3, smug broga cymreig.jpg)

>>43382

>England in its proper location


eb7752 No.43389

File: 951a3ddf7f06a10⋯.png (23.49 KB, 425x273, 425:273, 951a3ddf7f06a1095b71e52b4f….png)

>>43387

hey it's just like kaliningrad

>>43388

kek


28aaa2 No.43390

Liveleak embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Dutch police shoots Muslim


a25e1c No.43391

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

stolen from /brit/


6adb6f No.43392

File: 2a5c18c2919fa42⋯.jpg (210.35 KB, 480x640, 3:4, peels angrily.jpg)

>>43388

Technically it should be where Leon is.

>tfw you will never restore saxony


1cbd67 No.43393

File: 0e5d918d713ffe7⋯.png (840.52 KB, 1013x621, 1013:621, score.png)

score so far

current year is 1632

think game ends in 1821 (started in 1444)


2f051f No.43394

>>43392

I'm sure some long ago interbred ruling class will be very pleased with us


28aaa2 No.43395

>>43391

They're always so smug with Nige smh


28aaa2 No.43396

Is a roman salute considered "mature content"? What about swastikas?


eb7752 No.43397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh


c74f6e No.43398

File: f59589530dbc85e⋯.jpg (35.04 KB, 660x371, 660:371, liberal democrats winning ….jpg)

Hi lads

>fam got back today

>talking about the GE

>my mum will vote Lib Dem

>my dad won't vote Tory and will probably vote Lib Dem or not at all

>we may put up a Lib Dem sign on our house

Is the yellow surge real?


28aaa2 No.43399

>>43397

>The REAL solutions

Finally some complex solutions to complex problems

Thanks, lass

>>43398

Hail Herts. Morning great leader.

He'll lose gracefully I'm sure.


6adb6f No.43400

File: 637a61e67570029⋯.jpg (24.2 KB, 615x409, 615:409, check em.jpg)

>>43398

You'd better believe it.


456e3f No.43401

Awww yis, were looking STRONK on that map waifu.


c74f6e No.43402

>>43399

>He'll lose gracefully I'm sure

Yeah, he's a great loser.

>>43400

They may actually take our constituency. Tories and Labour are also competing strongly. UKIP are non existent here so I'm kind of glad I can't vote, I won't have to vote for an establishment party.


eb7752 No.43403

>>43398

If you think he's a great loser, just wait till you see how he wins!

>>43399

you're welcome lad.

>tfw varg will never lead us because he hates politics

smh


11fe1f No.43404

File: 4a08e4865cbca5f⋯.jpg (370.96 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Come home English man.jpg)

>>43392

Will there be a Germanic reconquest if the Turks seize control of central Europe?


1cbd67 No.43405

File: 336e63366906e5f⋯.png (7.56 MB, 3152x1876, 788:469, current.png)

cymru got invaded by england and portugal and was occupied almost 100% so they lost but i saw no territory exchanged, must have just been a trade war (cant annex territory in such a war can only get trade power and reparations)

waifu kingdom has annexed two provinces of anglo-dago imperium, and has also got colonists in the spice islands and australia

only other colonizer (out of us) is cymru who has a couple provinces in south america and a couple in south africa and in the south of north america

spain and portugal have colonized a ton though

>>43401

lel youre fucked now

i dont see any way to come back from this

daftie can get 244k manpower maximum and gets 2500 each month

you can get 88k and get 500 each month

even if daftie loses every battle you would simply run out of men and would never be able to occupy much of her territory because shes got way more men so can spread out more, whereas if you spread out youd be too weak in each army

shes also teching up faster than you with 20 admin, 19 diplomatic and 19 military whereas you have 19, 19 and 18 respectively

shes also still allied with me, whereas your alliance with anglo-dago has been broken i have just noticed. you have no allies (dago has allied with ming)

Leon is also allied with me and cymru

sorry but youre fucked kiddo


eb7752 No.43406

File: a557f34f7f3e87e⋯.png (41.96 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466243625990.png)

>>43405

>cymru got invaded by england and portugal and was occupied almost 100% so they lost

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN


a25e1c No.43407

File: 1afb901cdcf8446⋯.jpg (11.64 KB, 250x326, 125:163, 22453335.jpg)

>>43405

>we got Kaliningrad back

yeeee


11fe1f No.43408

>>43406

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


c4a3ec No.43409

File: f6d48f6123be70a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 425.67 KB, 727x457, 727:457, wewlads.png)

File: 6b993eb557330fd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 345.45 KB, 724x470, 362:235, verylewd.png)

File: 761cca2a3218abb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 266.7 KB, 630x407, 630:407, sangwoo....png)

File: c3645351c11be27⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 391.18 KB, 722x549, 722:549, kiss5.png)

File: 676ce546d93a0d1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 286.65 KB, 725x547, 725:547, hug.png)


c74f6e No.43410

>>43405

>Russia actually managed to invade Afghanistan this time round

Unrealistic tbh

>>43407

kek why is that even a stock image?


456e3f No.43411

>>43405

Nah we'll be fine, I know it.


c4a3ec No.43412

File: dd64cfd1251a9be⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 153.89 KB, 727x281, 727:281, LEWD.png)

File: 4fd1f96e41eb3d9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 335.81 KB, 728x402, 364:201, kiss2.png)

File: 260f3a3155c5568⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 365.79 KB, 725x437, 725:437, kiss3.png)

File: 74809edc482bdb3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 354.86 KB, 727x523, 727:523, kiss4.png)

File: 2e7c12dfbf6bcf0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 265.95 KB, 678x315, 226:105, bigguy.png)

AHHHHH


1cbd67 No.43413

File: 5dc98498d67fa54⋯.png (1006.95 KB, 877x645, 877:645, current.png)


456e3f No.43414

>>43413

*prays to ancient Baltic war gods*


1cbd67 No.43415

File: d2e91db3b1a2188⋯.png (1.09 MB, 891x705, 297:235, current.png)

waifu at war with dago who is allied with ming

ming sent massive army to europe to fight waifu

waifu losing a bit

>>43414

it didnt work


1cbd67 No.43416

nvm daftie is in the war with waifu

think she was in before and i didnt notice idk

dago cant possibly win now tbh


456e3f No.43417

>>43415

*breaks Leon's and dafty's drains*


11fe1f No.43418

File: 8a89dcfe83d96fe⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 360x202, 180:101, alex jones gives a tinfoil….gif)

>>43415

>Ming has invaded Europe


1cbd67 No.43419

nvm waifu kingdom gave in to their demands and ceded those two italian provinces back to dago smh


a25e1c No.43420

File: 152bcd5f0e65ed9⋯.jpg (19.79 KB, 437x428, 437:428, eJwNx1EOgyAMANC7cADaIsXibQ….jpg)

>>43410

stocks are a gift from god


a25e1c No.43421

File: 8ef8552874ed5d3⋯.png (49.97 KB, 245x235, 49:47, 1454437140925.png)

>>43416

>>43417

I don't like war because I don't like loosing tbh


c74f6e No.43422

File: 8eaee97ee7a2772⋯.jpg (130.83 KB, 625x953, 625:953, what the fuck is this shit….jpg)

File: e07ccc53f6655cc⋯.jpg (73.5 KB, 625x960, 125:192, fuck is this shit.jpg)

File: 6d42166cc084ea4⋯.png (135.61 KB, 394x273, 394:273, YOU'RE A FUCKING MELON.png)

>>43420

That they are


a25e1c No.43423

File: 78de1d3c3a00f49⋯.png (127.3 KB, 800x540, 40:27, 1452862643583.png)

brb doing lunchies for mummies an daddies return bye you fags


c4a3ec No.43424

File: 92fa939a52cb8d6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 466.48 KB, 727x504, 727:504, LADS.png)


eb7752 No.43425

>>43423

bit racist


456e3f No.43426

>tfw stayed up and slept in

Arrrgh my schedule


6adb6f No.43427

File: d873d268e72eae4⋯.jpg (121.52 KB, 370x425, 74:85, disdain.jpg)


c74f6e No.43428

File: 2f4f985c5593501⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1876x952, 67:34, join us.png)

>>43426

JOIN US


28aaa2 No.43429

>>43428

Pure Aryans


456e3f No.43430

>>43428

it's ok, today is my day off, I'll return to my schedule tomorrow.


6adb6f No.43431

File: c495695adff8043⋯.jpg (21.17 KB, 226x133, 226:133, huwhite.jpg)


c74f6e No.43432

>>43429

>>43431

>these are the faggots who call us britkikes

>>43430

tbh I need to get back on my schedule too but not yet


eb7752 No.43433

File: 1850a64167fae06⋯.png (458.16 KB, 1024x1122, 512:561, ClipboardImage.png)

Why didn't he win lads?


eb7752 No.43434

alright youtube,

self employed,

shitfuck,

vermont,

garden,

lamestream media,

legacy media,

in my estimation,

actually quite funny,

bubba bill,

clintonians,

insofar as,

spoon clank

it's bright in my room so i have the curtains closed,

you have to remember,

make no mistake,

the 1980's,

this denigrates his supporters,

i predicted this,

oh Hail Herts cat

i can't have the cats in here when i'm recording

all hopped up on caffeine,

long hair was considered high class in the 18th century,

that's about all, peace out.


a25e1c No.43435

File: db036cf2f792109⋯.png (178.91 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 14510686408627.png)

>>43433

wtf is his shit


eb7752 No.43436

>>43435

based deviant art


fd955d No.43437

File: 830f3f0e1e6425f⋯.png (151.86 KB, 247x295, 247:295, nige32.png)

>>43433

>birbie sanders


28aaa2 No.43438

>>43435

The shit that is showing up in my DA's sidebar.


0f7a6e No.43439

>>43360

Wew I like this tbh.


ac63e3 No.43440

Hail Herts people! Posting from my phone in the middle of nowhere

>>43434

Is that styx you're memiing about?

Quite like his videos


c74f6e No.43441

File: 517d8d2f4bec81a⋯.png (151.17 KB, 467x354, 467:354, larfin.png)

>>43434

>oh Hail Herts cat


28aaa2 No.43442

File: 06a46896897213b⋯.jpg (102.67 KB, 809x645, 809:645, 1480167941442.jpg)

>>43434

Top kek


ac63e3 No.43443

Just caught up with the EU action Waifuposter

Keep it up I'm really enjoying it!

And yeah making Germany the Jews was a good choice too imo


6adb6f No.43444

File: c152b8e4b744b06⋯.jpg (121.47 KB, 305x570, 61:114, (peers around door).jpg)

>>43434

I like how all these alt-right oddballs are real characters. They all have clearly defined eccentricities that make them recognizable even out of context.

>>43440

Afternoon lass.


456e3f No.43445

>Tfw artist you like is removed from Spotify

Fuck


28aaa2 No.43446

>>43445

Was he being too much of an angry nativist?


ac63e3 No.43447

>>43444

Good afternoon!

>>43445

Sorry about your nation lamb


6adb6f No.43448

>>43446

Could be the publisher adding some sort of exclusivity deal into the artist's contract that requires them to put their stuff on itunes and nowhere else.


c74f6e No.43449

File: ad614e79db3d245⋯.jpg (26.47 KB, 500x312, 125:78, queen with I85.jpg)

Lads a reminder that it's the Queen's birthday today.

I think I'll edit the OP to reflect that since I don't want to be disrespectful tbh sorry 22st


a25e1c No.43450

>>43449

just make the next op about liz don't be gay


2790b1 No.43451

>>43447

What are you talking about, we'll be just fine


a25e1c No.43452

File: 05cf8df24674ff9⋯.png (313.38 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 14814819409039.png)

SO WHEN IS MOVIENIGHT STARTING


456e3f No.43453

>>43449

>removing based British op for jerry queen


a25e1c No.43454

lads I asked you a question


c74f6e No.43455

>>43450

>>43453

I just added redtext then but I've got the links for the next OP

>>43452

Probably 8 or 10, but I'm not running it.


28aaa2 No.43456

>>43452

8, lass


456e3f No.43457

>>43454

I don't know i'm missing it


61631f No.43458

File: ef43e492a354ee4⋯.png (785.88 KB, 596x822, 298:411, 56785489.png)

File: dfdd37ca03ef796⋯.png (69.01 KB, 259x282, 259:282, alright.png)

File: f2f6a5b8e2cf6ef⋯.png (159.92 KB, 498x328, 249:164, hullo.png)

*scuttles out from under the oven*

hullo lads

>>43439

Ey lad I went to see the hippies earlier, we might have a burgervan to build in winter, talk tomorrow


1cbd67 No.43459

File: 0e9821b920dad3d⋯.png (1.94 MB, 1306x838, 653:419, current.png)


c74f6e No.43460

File: 6cf5802e34f4517⋯.jpg (295.99 KB, 598x800, 299:400, woah.jpg)

>>43459

That's a big daftie


1cbd67 No.43461

File: f3dcba44e27fff0⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1186x983, 1186:983, colony.png)

california and alaska are cymru colonies


28aaa2 No.43462


6adb6f No.43463

File: 697df7a1a4fa685⋯.jpg (163.2 KB, 350x600, 7:12, philosophical.jpg)

>>43449

So she almost shared a birthday with Hitler.


456e3f No.43464

>>43459

Fuck.


1cbd67 No.43465

File: 04ce0e1ea44cf88⋯.jpg (264.33 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, DSC00954 - Copy.JPG)

also i did a drawing think that was chapter 3 its called "you can draw in 30 days" so by the end of the book i should be ok at least


456e3f No.43466

>>43465

That looks bretty good fam


c74f6e No.43467

File: 256f4253d4b4832⋯.jpg (65.22 KB, 634x641, 634:641, basedroyals.jpg)

>>43463

They could've been bff's smh


a25e1c No.43468

>>43456

alroight thanks

>>43458

pretty late lad


a25e1c No.43469

>>43465

idk what this is but it looks hella aesthetic


ac63e3 No.43470

Whooo is that a colony I have in Colombia? : D

WE WUZ IMPERIALZ


1cbd67 No.43471

File: d85cec505340bf5⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1177x935, 107:85, 54354.png)

fresh scully

hard to watch show because every 5 serconds i gotta pause to take several screencaps for my folder ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


1cbd67 No.43472

File: dcd6c35f5356bac⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1258x903, 1258:903, tfw no waifuposter bf.png)


0f7a6e No.43473

>>43458

Wew good fucking work tbh lad.


c74f6e No.43474

File: 07aee3dbbfa398e⋯.jpg (23.57 KB, 600x315, 40:21, just fuck my sleep up.jpg)

>tfw my sleep schedule is fucked


61631f No.43475

File: 43b72dfa84228cc⋯.png (1.44 MB, 850x1070, 85:107, britannia.png)

>>43468

smh i was working because i'm not dirty neet scum sort of tbf

>>43473

the downside is it's to a hippy 3/4ths jew who doesn't have enough shekels for the time being, smh. Also talked to some other hippies running a bullshit charity work thing for tards or smth who might buy into the land scheme if our shed living works out


eb7752 No.43476

File: 0f20ef1f5044f6b⋯.jpg (806.8 KB, 1600x1000, 8:5, lain happy computer.jpg)

going to see mummy now if I don't make it for movie night have a good one tbh

>>43440

hullo lass. yeah lol

>>43441

lmao

>>43442

his powers are boundless!

>>43444

they are great lads tbh.


eb7752 No.43477

>>43461

BASED

I thought Cymru lost?


1cbd67 No.43478

>>43477

they lost a war

they didnt get full annexed


eb7752 No.43479

>>43478

ohh. that's awesome then. have high hopes for muh hen wlad fy nhadau


a25e1c No.43480

File: e705580bd6a85ba⋯.jpg (11.6 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1451494650483.jpg)

>>43474

yeah me too


a25e1c No.43481

File: a2aa159b812369a⋯.png (92.9 KB, 683x589, 683:589, ).PNG)

>>43476

make it in time pls I'm not watching without you


eb7752 No.43482

File: bb60e9cc5e551fb⋯.png (633.15 KB, 1145x918, 1145:918, lain and friend.png)

>>43481

aw I'll try


c74f6e No.43483

>>43476

See you lad


28aaa2 No.43484

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330643.png)

>>43481

I'll be there too, lass


a25e1c No.43485

File: e0df99c01d98896⋯.png (29.16 KB, 705x766, 705:766, 1441312642570.png)

>>43484

lad what is that supposed to mean

I'm glad you are but you aren't going away with the threat of not coming back in time, other than that I'm happy you are


c74f6e No.43486

File: 8b22541a1994894⋯.jpg (66.8 KB, 500x389, 500:389, ed30.jpg)

Lads you gave me an idea btw. I got a copy of Look Who's Back and I'll get my fam to watch it later. Hopefully it'll be a very subtle redpill. I know it's supposed to work in a different way as propaganda but my fam are rational people.


a25e1c No.43487

File: 7808c9649db7178⋯.jpg (68.4 KB, 829x557, 829:557, 4b65e6f517a4c6adc1f70caf50….jpg)

>>43486

so you're not watching with us?


c74f6e No.43488

>>43487

No, my tablet is good only for the cytube chat anyway. So I might as well do something else in that time.


28aaa2 No.43489

>>43485

Thanks, lass. I hope she'll be there too but she shouldn't sacrifice time with heris mummy for us.

>>43486

You should help them see the light, lad. I think there are actually decent arguments presented in the film, it's just that they are said by Hitler and Nazis. Not seen it though.

>>43487

Looks like the current leading film is a few dollars more, but I'm sure we'll watch Look Who's Back on day as well.

>>43488

ahhhh why is it fucked for you reeee


a25e1c No.43490

>>43488

seems logical


c74f6e No.43491

>>43489

>I think there are actually decent arguments presented in the film, it's just that they are said by Hitler and Nazis.

I get that it's supposed to compare the modern 'far right' to the Nazis but while fam thinks UKIP are 'loonies' they don't think they're Nazis. So hopefully it should help them see the Nazis in a more sympathetic light which is the first step towards the redpill tbh.


28aaa2 No.43492

>>43491

>I get that it's supposed to compare the modern 'far right' to the Nazis

I heard that it wasn't really done well so that might not work. We'll see.


c74f6e No.43493

>>43492

Hopefully it'll be good. No harm in trying.


2f051f No.43494

I am the best


a25e1c No.43495

>>43494

no I am


c74f6e No.43496

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tunes because why not

>>43494

At being gay? Yes you are.


2f051f No.43497

File: afc9b0efbf303fb⋯.jpg (46.89 KB, 846x974, 423:487, LucyBarker.jpg)

>>43495

>>43496

Shouldn't you two be behind a bike shed or something losers?


a25e1c No.43498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43496

Tunes? I love tunes!


28aaa2 No.43499

>>43497

Respect authority, lad


2f051f No.43500

>>43499

No authority is higher than me but God and that naughty bully from Science smh


2f051f No.43501

Also, the race war in my community is getting worse


2f051f No.43502

Macron still in the lead ffs


a25e1c No.43503

>>43501

you mean better


c74f6e No.43504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43497

*bans you for insubordination*

>>43498

>retard-O-bot

I see that and it just reminds me of this vid tbh

>>43501

Nice

Post last edited at

1cbd67 No.43505

>>43502

hillary was in the lead also


2f051f No.43506

File: 96fc2449ea4bda6⋯.jpg (43.13 KB, 512x512, 1:1, BasedMosesPepe.jpg)

>>43503

The niggers have attacked an old woman today

>>43504

*kills you and leads my people out of the land of Egypt and the tyranny of the Pharaoh*


c74f6e No.43507

>>43506

>The niggers have attacked an old woman today

Animals tbh

Sort them out

>*kills you and leads my people out of the land of Egypt and the tyranny of the Pharaoh*

*lets you become the Jews*


a25e1c No.43508

File: 5a05656a9655074⋯.jpg (49.74 KB, 750x738, 125:123, 14575154875977.jpg)

>>43504

>Weird russian singer

>insulting based 7th element

what is this blasphemy I know he was an ebin maymay a while back still this is deeply insulting to my heritage

also I really love the band dunno why


2f051f No.43509

>>43507

The white kids chased them off but soon there will be real blood I can feel it.


2f051f No.43510

>>43508

Your heritage is gay Russia is shit


c74f6e No.43511

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43508

I didn't make the video tbf

He does sound surprisingly good tbh but it's still weird af

>>43509

I hope you go for it tbh lad. I know the media will spin it but if people can see what's happening with they're own eyes they'll be with you hopefully.


57cea8 No.43512

You're being watched.


2f051f No.43513

>>43511

All the trouble is basically at the top of my street. I will probably get involved if I see anything smh


1cbd67 No.43514

File: 7fca4a79e8cde3a⋯.jpg (123.5 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, dd75df4e32b3959861d205ed70….jpg)

>>43512

Who is watching us? For what purpose? How do you know? Are you party this conspiracy?

I charge thee speak!


a25e1c No.43515

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh TyTy lads


c74f6e No.43516

File: b6944d2ed88fc9a⋯.jpg (50.21 KB, 484x720, 121:180, race war.jpg)

>>43513

If it keeps escalating I think you'll have no choice but to get involved tbh


2f051f No.43517

File: 9671129756a0e59⋯.png (266.93 KB, 902x728, 451:364, SAinthethread.png)


1cbd67 No.43518

File: 784984d55d925b2⋯.png (3.13 MB, 1920x1078, 960:539, current.png)

File: 08dab4cf90ba39f⋯.png (904.9 KB, 1035x647, 1035:647, score.png)

Game ended. Here is the state of the world and scores. America is the same as the last pic of it.


456e3f No.43519

>>43518

>tfw crushed between daftie and loony

worse fates I guess tbh


c74f6e No.43520

>>43517

Should help Le Pen but idk honestly. The Frogs can generally be relied upon to cuck out.


2f051f No.43521

SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN AFRICA


a25e1c No.43522

File: 31a6e9c95d4a989⋯.jpg (69.2 KB, 745x745, 1:1, 1442520182323.jpg)

>laptop is crashing me again with no survivours

>keep pressing ctrl alt del

>doesn't even react

I think my pc is haunted


2f051f No.43523

I AM A GORILLA

STAMP STAMP STAMP


0f7a6e No.43524

>>43522

Nah its the hundreds of keyloggers tbh.


c74f6e No.43525

>>43522

Get a life

Bin that shite

Either that or take it to get professionally repaired


2f051f No.43526

>>43522

My NOOD capturing system will do that smh


a25e1c No.43527

File: 8879164d7d4c3b5⋯.jpg (18.52 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1442705281252.jpg)

>>43518

oh shit we goin EAST niggers


456e3f No.43528

>>43522

Have you got too much shit installed on it? Could be worth to save all the newest important stuff and do a system restore to an earlier point?


a25e1c No.43529

>>43528

maybe, could always try of course


456e3f No.43530

>>43529

Computers fill up with shit all the time, so much bloatware exists even on things like Itunes.


a25e1c No.43531

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

old but good


28aaa2 No.43532

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FILM FRIDAY

Voting for today's film ended 19 minutes ago. We're watching a Few More Dollars with Clint Eastwood, the film that was made after the one we saw previously.


cd1c75 No.43533

>>43532

Can we watch more than one movie please?


456e3f No.43534

>>43531

>the soft moon

Oh wow Sam Hyde has better taste than I remember


c74f6e No.43535

>>43531

That's a good one tbh


2fa9ad No.43536

fucked up again lads


28aaa2 No.43537

File: b9e708376d5e316⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1662x870, 277:145, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 51e260c1dbe661c⋯.png (4.12 MB, 2468x1645, 2468:1645, ClipboardImage.png)


28aaa2 No.43538

>>43536

How, lad?


2f051f No.43539

Ha! you call that bullying! I've been bullied by the meanest bullies in the world! Come and get me!


c74f6e No.43540

File: 9a7593c033f5479⋯.jpg (95.37 KB, 565x737, 565:737, hp andthefs.jpg)

>>43537

Was Imperium actually any good?


2f051f No.43541

>>43537

22st spotted in red over harry's shoulder


28aaa2 No.43542

>>43540

No. It was really disappointing.


28aaa2 No.43543

>>43541

Are you calling me a nonce, lad? reee


2f051f No.43544

File: 16ba9dbfe2ae94b⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 425:481, 1454713823220.gif)

>>43543

>mfw children


c74f6e No.43545

>>43542

Oh, shame


099370 No.43546

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who /chill/ here?


2f051f No.43547

>>43542

Do the bullies win or do we GREATWHITE NEETs?


1cbd67 No.43548


2f051f No.43549

i am not going to do that no way Joze please leave get out of my zone


a3c42e No.43550

DID SOMEBODY SAY MOVIE NIGHT?????

>>43265

smh tublr girls ammarite


2f051f No.43551

We should watch that movie with the cuckoldry


28aaa2 No.43552

>>43544

We need to breed with underage lasses to save the huwhite race, lad.

>>43547

spoiler

bullies win. They didn't even try to explore any of the ideas in it smh. Harry Potter has no real arc either smh. Fucking agents


2790b1 No.43553

>tfw thought I was safe by voting for a film I had already watched

>tfw follow up poll consists of only films I haven't seen.

Fuck


099370 No.43554

>>43551

That could be a lot of movies.


28aaa2 No.43555

File: 1e06ea616ae4f4e⋯.png (82.24 KB, 1288x346, 644:173, ClipboardImage.png)

But why? Are these people you lads?


099370 No.43556

>>43553

Why do you only want to watch things you've seen, lad?


28aaa2 No.43557

>>43553

ahhhhhh sorry, lad if it's imperium you're not missing much. It wasn't interesting or entertaining at all


a25e1c No.43558

>>43555

I don't even have a dev account. Might need to get one now.


c74f6e No.43559

>>43555

I don't go on there tbh, it's probably spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)


099370 No.43560

>>43555

What's your Deviant Art, lad?


a25e1c No.43561

>it's only one film, not a marathon

why


2f051f No.43562

>>43554

I mean the one called "The Cuckold" I think

>>43552

*If they're post-pubescent it's all good with me tbh*


c74f6e No.43563

>>43561

I don't think we were supposed to have marathons every week tbh

But there might be more than one film anyway


28aaa2 No.43564

File: 4e63116d866ed61⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1000x667, 1000:667, ClipboardImage.png)

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THIS LAD ADD ONE OF MY PICS ABOUT HERTS BEING A TYRANNICAL GENOCIDAL BO TO HIS FAVOURITES REEEE

Do they get something out of it?


28aaa2 No.43565


099370 No.43566

>>43564

Is that one of us? Wew.

I'm not much more attractive, tbh


2f051f No.43567

Is someone stealing our art?


c74f6e No.43568

>>43564

kek what happened?

I bet it's Monarch


a25e1c No.43569

>>43565

deviantart account

>>43564

idk lad maybe there's a "new users" or something feature that lets you being seen by everyone


cd1c75 No.43570

>>43565

How come you get all the hottest frog grils lad?

any tips?


2790b1 No.43571

>>43556

I'm not able to make it tonight lad


28aaa2 No.43572

File: 9e025cb5d274177⋯.png (22.26 KB, 1279x130, 1279:130, ClipboardImage.png)

What did he mean by this? What should I reply?

>>43566

Doubt it. A lot of furries and other kinds of lads favourited me. I think they get something out of it.

>>43568

Top kek

>>43569

Oh. Yeah you should, lass. So I can save what I haven't saved already.

>>43569

>idk lad maybe there's a "new users" or something feature that lets you being seen by everyone

Probably

>>43570

I draw them. RedPepeLickingItsLips.jpg


099370 No.43573

>>43565

If I watch you, will people spy on me? I get paranoid about theses things. I stay anon for a reason.


2790b1 No.43574

>>43565

Lad I feel like you should restrict some of these tbh


2790b1 No.43575

>>43557

Ah well, I'll vote for that then


a25e1c No.43576

>>43572

>So I can save what I haven't saved already.

I meant so I can see your shit and chat with you. I don't know about uploading anything yet but maybe i can not sure


c74f6e No.43577

>>43572

wew wtf is going on


2790b1 No.43578

>>43572

NEVER FORGET LINDESFARNE

*stabs him in the crotch from inside a barrel under a bridge*


28aaa2 No.43579

File: f899ff6f14c3416⋯.png (8.83 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>43576

>and chat with you

>>43574

What kinds of things should I restrict?


2790b1 No.43580

>>43579

Probably the ones that are a bit grotesque, like jahans with his boobs out


c74f6e No.43581

File: 6b788045f3d3fc3⋯.webm (4.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nsfw_Thank_you_Youtube_co….webm)

>>43580

>like jahans with his boobs out

Come on lad, everyone needs to see that


2f051f No.43582

File: 400b38c761e5cae⋯.png (26.88 KB, 1050x931, 150:133, BasedNATbh.png)

File: ba8588f63478035⋯.png (22.55 KB, 1000x910, 100:91, CivicsEthnicsUnite.png)

File: 4e8b447c481cfc7⋯.png (133.47 KB, 1565x1200, 313:240, BasedNARaceWar.png)


28aaa2 No.43583

>>43578

He better not start ERPing with me now, lad..

>>43580

ahhh but I don't want to censor. I am sure the mods will be benevolent and not delete those images but instead censor them for me, right?


28aaa2 No.43584

>>43582

Fuck, I forgot that first one


2f051f No.43585

gorgeous little baban


2790b1 No.43586

>>43583

Well as long as there's nothing sexual about it and it's all "artistic" you should be fine considered the wealth of fetish porn left unchecked on that site


2f051f No.43587

who has a warm ickle head


099370 No.43588

>>43587

What kind of head you talking about, lad?


2f051f No.43589

>>43588

filtered, gayboy.


28aaa2 No.43590

>>43586

>you should be fine considered the wealth of fetish porn left unchecked on that site

I thought so too


11fe1f No.43591

File: 951a3ddf7f06a10⋯.png (23.49 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Welshed.png)

>>43572

>Welsh

>anglo


099370 No.43592

>>43589

Is it a head of lettuce?


12edf2 No.43593

>>43538

I tried asking her out using hitler's birthday as a celebration but forgot to actually ask her out and went away saying hitler was the jesus of modernity and I don't think she got the irony

I need to kill myself, there is nothing lower than a clear suicide who can't even kill himself


a25e1c No.43594

File: 5de7017aa9fbe21⋯.png (991.11 KB, 556x698, 278:349, 1468512940664-2.png)

>parents mad at me because I won't drink with them

who /badchild/ here


2f051f No.43595

File: 80b60ad87f31a5b⋯.jpg (121.41 KB, 736x708, 184:177, BritishFlagPepe.jpg)

>>43594

>Why did we lose the cold war


2f051f No.43596

>>43595

and Crimea


28aaa2 No.43597

File: cfbe85fc3221c39⋯.png (10.73 KB, 675x409, 675:409, c3397e352e4997b896fe323ea9….png)

>>43594

>Loves drinking but doesn't want to do it with your parents

bad lass


c74f6e No.43598

>>43594

Naughty tbh

I had no idea alcoholism was a family thing for you lot though :^)


1cbd67 No.43599

File: d810cce4d07c3df⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1347x907, 1347:907, 656434532.png)

File: 61a37772852f16e⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1360x887, 1360:887, 4232343456.png)

File: a2c7d19f0063e9b⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1184x881, 1184:881, 89654.png)


a25e1c No.43600

File: 9201cb1a38dd93d⋯.jpg (29.97 KB, 255x234, 85:78, 1433518141289.jpg)

>>43597

>waifuposter and imperiumposter both broke their promises anyway

>I'm the last one standing

>my gig is the most retarded one


2790b1 No.43601

>>43593

That didn't seem like a good move lad


a25e1c No.43602

File: c141cf5e7a54747⋯.gif (656.05 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1434265881539.gif)

>>43598

oh this isn't alcoholism

wait until you see real alcoholism kiddo


2790b1 No.43603

>>43594

>tfw going out for a concert and probably gonna drink with my dad

Who /bestchild/ here?


28aaa2 No.43604

File: ea74415daa0d64f⋯.png (3.93 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>43600

I don't think I know about this lore…


12edf2 No.43605

>>43601

all is hoepless


a25e1c No.43606

>>43603

what concert if I may ask


c74f6e No.43607

>>43602

Maybe I'll see what real alcoholism looks like when I sink into a depression and start drinking to try and escape from the fact that nobody seems to understand me


28aaa2 No.43608

>>43593

I feel like you're making most of this up, lad


2790b1 No.43609

>>43606

Joe Bonamassa

Can't wait


12edf2 No.43610

>>43608

I wish I was, I swear this is how spergy I am IRL.


28aaa2 No.43611

>>43610

Alright, lad. But trying to kill yourself…?


2f051f No.43612

i wish i had my own office


12edf2 No.43613

>>43611

I wish I had the courage to.


099370 No.43614

>>43612

Me too. Not a job. Just an office.


1cbd67 No.43615

i wish i didnt fap three times today

still did some stuff but not as much as when i dont fap, by a huge margin


28aaa2 No.43616

>>43613

Who are you, lad?


2f051f No.43617

>>43614

It would be so cool smh


a25e1c No.43618

>>43613

That means you still love yourself and still want to live.


66ef0a No.43619

You guys should watch this tbh

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273896/


28aaa2 No.43620

>>43617

I am sure a King can afford a home office.


12edf2 No.43621

>>43616

nobody


12edf2 No.43622

>>43618

I don't lass, I'm just cowardly.


2f051f No.43623

>>43620

Not without the bumbum parliament kicking up a fuss again. Most of my money goes on gift politics smh


099370 No.43624

>>43617

I could wear a suit, and pretend to be a real person, but secretly it's just a big empty room with an old TV and a Gamecube, and I spend all day playing F-Zero and Timesplittlers.


61631f No.43625

File: c4f9b97d0fc99c4⋯.png (706.88 KB, 705x1074, 235:358, stream memes.png)

>>43617

>>43614

>>43620

Me and Vanlad could build you office-sheds on the reasonably cheap tbh

*rubs hands yiddishly*


a25e1c No.43626

>>43622

who are you lad? are you from /brit/? I saw you posting there. Why do you call me lass?


a25e1c No.43627

File: 10ef81e544bdc23⋯.jpg (13.19 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1438780215897.jpg)

>>43619

>Loner turns into a girl to lure and kill other girls.

sounds like great kino


2f051f No.43628

>>43624

>A TV in your office

Bye


a25e1c No.43629

This has got to be one of the funniest most hilarious films i think i've ever seen in my life!if you love extra special cheesy horror films you'll think this is great otherwise avoid it! Good for a laugh! Can't believe it was made in 1993 it definitely looks like a 70's hand held camera movie! look out for the 'im Joe your best friend' scene, the girl in it must be really hard because she walks around after her fingers have been chopped off starring into space and the all time classic song schooling, its a got to be a number one hit! Don't know what else to say about this film except me and my mate were rolling around laughing at it for hours after!!!


2790b1 No.43630

>>43607

A friend of mine once told me that no one will ever know how anyone else feels, and that all are feelings are incredibly unique and incomprehensible to anyone else.

Also refer to NGE gif

>>43218

>>43605

It sure is lad, it sure is *dances into oblivion*


099370 No.43631

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43619

You're always in for quality with the Screamtime Collection. I have one of their DVDs of this masterpiece.


28aaa2 No.43632

>>43623

Time for absolutionism to make a return

>>43625

Build a /newbrit/ mansion

>>43629

What?


2790b1 No.43633

>>43624

>timesplitters

Where do I sign up lad?


a25e1c No.43634

>>43632

>What?

from the reviews of the link posted


12edf2 No.43635

>>43626

Haven't posted on /brit/ today. You are a lass lass


0f7a6e No.43636

>>43607

>see real alcoholism

Hail Herts lad, its me.


61631f No.43637

>>43632

we could build a /newbrit/ shed neighbourhood pretty easily tbh, only £3000 of pocket money for a shack and garden on pastureland or a couple hundred for just a shed next to loads of other sheds.

>druid slumlords responsible hwhite non-renting landlords

>>43636

smh i just got a 2l bottle of cider but that won't be enough


0f7a6e No.43638

>>43632

The toilet will be named The /Newbrit/ Throne.


0f7a6e No.43639

>>43637

>>43637

>Hey mum Im a slumlord!


a25e1c No.43640

File: f8799c982e37eed⋯.jpg (6.28 KB, 199x199, 1:1, 1439261876569-3.jpg)

>>43635

so you're a standard lurker/poster if you call me a lass. new users don't do that. smh tbh. not directed at you, I'm talking about myself

you should sort yourself out my dude

>>43636

>you

>alcoholic

nah


28aaa2 No.43641

>>43638

We'll have to pay taxes to use it then. Wew

>>43637

Sounds good and local, lad.


0f7a6e No.43642

>>43640

Thanks tbh.

>>43641

>tfw have to ask St22 if I can poo


28aaa2 No.43643

>>43642

The law of the land is that you have to use the loo to poo and you also have to pay for it.


61631f No.43644

>>43641

>Saint 22's OC Scriptorium

it's a shed with lots of skylights tbh


2790b1 No.43645

Can I be knight of the realm?


11fe1f No.43646

>>43643

What is the punishment for unauthorised poos?


0f7a6e No.43647

>>43645

Tbh lad we need you to teach HEMA after the nukes drop.


2f051f No.43648

Women keep looking at me funny in a not good way I wish they would just fook off I swear I think it's m coat or that I haven't shaved


0f7a6e No.43649

File: ac6cfc73ae94e2c⋯.jpg (35.38 KB, 360x348, 30:29, medium_boat_people_11.jpg)

>>43646

>>43646

>unauthorised poos

REEEEE


61631f No.43650

>>43645

>Commander Anprim of the Right Wing LOCAL Squad

I'd welcome a sparring partner tbh but I use real manly weapons like 24ft pikes and halberds not baby fencing foils


0f7a6e No.43651

>>43648

Are you wearing your trenchcoat lad?


2790b1 No.43652

>>43650

Actually i'm an EPEE Fencer which was what Mosley and most nazis were tbh fam


61631f No.43653

>>43652

Oh, nice - real fencing not sport fencing


11fe1f No.43654

>>43648

>I haven't shaved

Good lad, we need to reappropriate hairiness from the kebabs and curries.


e57506 No.43655

So lads over at /hebe/ said it's okay for me to post here?

So someone said I 'looked like a paedo' at my job interview today. It was a child caregiver role as well so I think it was discrimination. Wasn't the first time I've been called a paedo though as my family tried to get me sent away for being a paedo when a local lass went missing. I have absolutely no idea what happened to her but they still claim I"m responsible for her disappearance. I'm generally a good looking lad just have a few quirks that maybe put people off such as staring at lambs for too long or offering to help when I shouldn't. Honest, I'm good just misunderstood. So, how do I stop looking like a paedo?


2f051f No.43656

>>43651

Parker coat lass, it just looks too wintery for this time of year smh and the lasses know it


2f051f No.43657

>>43654

>tfw based Gaulish mustache shape


0f7a6e No.43658

>>43655

Stop looking and acting like a paedo.


2f051f No.43659

>>43655

kek, shave or trim, fix your posture and dress your age


0f7a6e No.43660

>>43656

>>43656

>parka

Based tbh lad.


0f7a6e No.43661

Does waifuposter know xfiles is coming back???


a25e1c No.43662

>>43655

spyes go away pls


28aaa2 No.43663

>>43644

It's going to need guards to protect it from Vikings.

>>43646

>>43649

Being burned alive and have their ashes used as fertiliser.

>>43645

Only are great BO can knight you

>>43655

>lamb

wew, lamb


a25e1c No.43664

shit the shops close in one hour brb


6adb6f No.43665

>>43661

It already did some back didn't it? I'm sure they had a new season last year or the year before with Duchovny in drag.


61631f No.43666

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh

ANGRY

Propaganda

>>43663

tbh every member of the enclave will have to get fit and do military duty


0f7a6e No.43667


2f051f No.43668

>>43660

It's one of the ones with fur on it so maybe she thought i was girly and thought I was pathetic because she was a manager and I am a mere neet she also looked like Marion Le Pen


2f051f No.43669

>>43664

German shops close at 7? Fucking hell tbh


28aaa2 No.43670

>>43666

>tbh every member of the enclave will have to get fit and do military duty

Yeah. Sweet devilish trips, lad. Does the number 666 have any significance in druidism?


0f7a6e No.43671

>>43665

I dunno lass I dont watch tv. Just wanted to cheer waifulass up tbh.

>duchovny in drag

*googles this furiously*


2f051f No.43672

>>43669

Silly lass it would be eight in Germany


12edf2 No.43673

File: 6be4d70aadd94f0⋯.jpg (7.81 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 6be4d70aadd94f05fbb756b92d….jpg)

big wasp in my room


0f7a6e No.43674

>>43670

Repeating digits are significant - not sure about 6's specifically

>>43663

The old Wickerman.


1cbd67 No.43675

>>43661

it already came back and they are presumably doing another season but probably not for a couple years i hope they hurry up every year they wait is another year scully gets older smh


28aaa2 No.43676

>>43673

Ignore it, lad. It works with bullies it works with wasps.


0f7a6e No.43677

>>43675

Okay lad, I only heard some paki talk about on the most LOCAL radio station in the world, Spirit FM.


0f7a6e No.43678

>>43663

>guards to protect from vikings

Just anti-personell mines and double barreled shotguns tbh lad.


11fe1f No.43679

>>43655

>how do I stop looking like a paedo?

Stop shagging kids tbh


28aaa2 No.43680

>>43537

>>43537

>>43537

>>43537

>>43537

Remember to vote for tonight's second film.


1cbd67 No.43681

File: 327e60a06b77292⋯.gif (312.97 KB, 135x100, 27:20, G832HkH.gif)

>Production is set to begin this summer, with the series expected to return between the 2017 and 2018 season. That means fans could be seeing new episodes of The X-Files as early as this winter.

I hope it doesn't have niggers in it or something the latest season from a couple years ago had a fair amount of poz in it tbqh


28aaa2 No.43682

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH STEF

DEAR FRENCH PEOPLE


12edf2 No.43683

>>43676

It has grown too tired to fly, walks pitifully beneath the blinds till death stills it.


0f7a6e No.43684

>>43679

>shagging

>kids

Pick one. Dont actually pick one for fuck sake that sounds awful.


28aaa2 No.43685

>>43678

Where would we get such mines?


1cbd67 No.43686

File: 7fca4a79e8cde3a⋯.jpg (123.5 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, dd75df4e32b3959861d205ed70….jpg)

Greetings true friends. How many wheat fields dost thou command?


0f7a6e No.43687


0f7a6e No.43688

>>43685

GCHQ Agents ITT Fellow neo-nazis tbh lad. :^)


1cbd67 No.43689

File: 5bfbf39aafe17d4⋯.jpg (228.87 KB, 800x1226, 400:613, Gillian-Anderson-Scully-Sk….jpg)


11fe1f No.43690

File: f960be09b6a1386⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 580x600, 29:30, pepe devilishly.jpg)

>>43684

*chooses both*


2f051f No.43691

*molests you*


2f051f No.43692

File: 3c9260d049e9958⋯.jpg (315.2 KB, 580x563, 580:563, ChinesePepe.jpg)

>mfw white children


0f7a6e No.43693

>>43692

>>43691

>>43690

REEEEE IRONIC PEDOS OUT TBH


1cbd67 No.43694

File: 03114564285a15e⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1039x903, 1039:903, tfw waifuposter will never….png)

tbh


28aaa2 No.43695

File: b66e058b971e65f⋯.jpg (206.87 KB, 580x563, 580:563, 13976527.jpg)

>>43692

>tfw white lasses


2f051f No.43696

File: f23d56d31e67376⋯.png (295.07 KB, 580x563, 580:563, ChineePepe.png)

>mfw puppy dogs


11fe1f No.43697

File: 772b935b52d004c⋯.jpg (41.67 KB, 460x700, 23:35, yanks out.jpg)

>>43693

>pedo


0f7a6e No.43698

>>43686

HAIL TRVE EVROPAN WE SHALL SOON HAVE MANY WHEAT FIELDS FILLED WITH FROLICKING BUXOM WENCHES


2f051f No.43699

File: 34540db70630d11⋯.png (39 KB, 580x600, 29:30, MoslePepe.png)

>mfw fiscally responsible government and well maintained Empire


0f7a6e No.43700

>>43697

>vanlad

>yank

Im coming to wales in a few months lad, dont make me show you my lout-tan tbh.

>pedo not paedo

It feels wrong to type paedo.


12edf2 No.43701

File: 6cbdee441ecbfb8⋯.jpg (31.52 KB, 615x410, 3:2, Aredave.jpg)

>>43699

You a BASED TORY as well lad?


28aaa2 No.43702

File: 60e9515df8072e1⋯.png (167.55 KB, 580x563, 580:563, 13976524.png)

>>43696

>dogs


4863c2 No.43703

>>43653

Well it's real sport fencing the epee is the style that is closest to French duelling swords. But yeah the BUF uniform was based up the fencers jacket and the right wingers of the time used to organise fencing events so they could hold secret conferences of the time as nearly all of the Italian fascists fenced.


2f051f No.43704

File: f5973825b50b840⋯.jpg (70.56 KB, 782x751, 782:751, MosleyPepe.jpg)


28aaa2 No.43705

>>43703

Can you post one of the swords they used?


11fe1f No.43706

>>43700

Jokes on you I live in England I'm reminded of it every time I walk my dog past a school at 3pm and get swarmed by little brown people


2f051f No.43707

>>43706

Shropshire?


61631f No.43708

>>43703

real fencing as in it's not one of those retarded bendy wires with a ball at the end but a sword you can actually defend with

Cool history lad


2f051f No.43709

>Black woman and worker standing in front of the Yoghurts

>Mummy says to get ones I like

>Say "I will when this monkey faced nigger gets out the way"

>The worker heard me and turned around shocked then walked away

She was white smh


099370 No.43710

>>43709

Bit rude, lad.


12edf2 No.43711

>>43709

Does your mummy tolerate that kind of language at home?


4863c2 No.43712

>>43705

Civic fencer has an episode about it, but those old French sword and were called Epee du combat which literally just means duelling sword and the design hasn't changed much except the grips but it's really just the art stabbing


2f051f No.43713

>>43711

I hate niggers

>>43710

I hate niggers


0f7a6e No.43714

>>43700

>coming to wales IF GCHQ DONT KILL ME FIRST

I missed a bit tbh.

>>43706

>jokes on me

It appears you are the one who has been Anglo'd lad. Tbh wales is beautiful and I hope you have a darn good reason to be over the border. Id move to wales in a heartbeat tbh, just need to find something to sell to farmers and call center workers:^)

>>43707

Oh Im laughing lad.


2f051f No.43715

Also with all these troubles racism suddenly got very casual amongst the others in my city


12edf2 No.43716

>>43713

I wasn't questioning that lad, just surprised you have a based mummy


2f051f No.43717

>>43716

I've always said these things so my family are desensitised to it by now


0f7a6e No.43718

>>43717

>>43716

is your mum single lad? I could be your stepdad if so.


28aaa2 No.43719

File: f6481746dd7df71⋯.jpg (640.97 KB, 2592x1936, 162:121, sword.jpg)

>>43712

Is it a small sword?


4863c2 No.43720

File: 885daa3d29e7c9c⋯.jpg (2.08 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4636.JPG)

Ooooh


4863c2 No.43721

>>43719

Yeah it's related to the small sword but they have a specific name


cd1c75 No.43722

what time does movie night start plz?


1cbd67 No.43723

File: c1c162f12a8f8f6⋯.png (810.77 KB, 1335x931, 1335:931, 098345908534789.png)

im tired and bored and i want to die

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


12edf2 No.43724

>>43720

usually swamped with tourists


28aaa2 No.43725

>>43722

8

>>43721

Alright, lad. You should post what you use.


4863c2 No.43726

>>43725

Just look up modern epee


2c49bb No.43727

File: 1451a663b5825ff⋯.jpg (55.41 KB, 638x433, 638:433, PE97.jpg)

Evening Laddos.

I ♥ Film Friday.


4863c2 No.43728

File: 6c5983bf47bebc3⋯.jpg (2 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4638.JPG)

File: 170d97b82aa8e52⋯.jpg (2.57 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4639.JPG)


28aaa2 No.43729

>>43726

Just link one, lad


099370 No.43730

>>43713

No excuse for rudeness tbh. We should be courteous to them right until the day they go into the ovens. It's the British thing to do.


4863c2 No.43731

>>43729

I'm outside


2f051f No.43732

>>43730

We've always been contemptuous of them and they have no right to be here attacking our old women and stabbing our young men and especially not in our community. This isn't a foreign cartoon.Our politeness does not extend to the ridiculous.


28aaa2 No.43733

>>43731

ahhhhhh I'll ever get to see one


4863c2 No.43734

File: aa8f4aae7131a76⋯.jpg (1.88 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4641.JPG)

File: 8333850f22dc090⋯.jpg (1.75 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4642.JPG)

Absolutely civic tbh


4863c2 No.43735

>>43733

LAD JUST LOOK IT UP REEEEE


099370 No.43736

>>43732

No need to be rude though. It's just uncouth.


2f051f No.43737

>>43736

Don't play up to the stereotype foreigners apply to you lad it's embarrassing.


61631f No.43738

File: fc96b55a78bd17f⋯.png (416.06 KB, 665x662, 665:662, REEEEEE.png)

>eating an entire pizza in one sitting for the second day running

the jews did this


28aaa2 No.43739

File: e09a4651dfb4657⋯.png (54.87 KB, 550x384, 275:192, ClipboardImage.png)


4863c2 No.43740

>>43739

Look up sports epee


2c49bb No.43741

>>43738

Home made, lad?


0f7a6e No.43742

>>43738

Of course they did lad. is that chippy open tomorrow?


099370 No.43743

>>43737

Seriously, what good does rudeness do anyone? It's not going to make them leave any faster. It just makes you look low class.


61631f No.43744

File: 6200976ae1775b9⋯.png (204.24 KB, 465x410, 93:82, 31243464.png)

>teenager conscripted by Battersea Dogs Home keeps knocking on my door

fucksake lad the only charity we need is a whip-around for gas chamber construction


12edf2 No.43745

I once got bullied by somebody knocking on the door for charity.


28aaa2 No.43746

File: 4d4b0ddf66254b8⋯.png (6.95 MB, 3132x2081, 3132:2081, ClipboardImage.png)

>>43740

*gets stabbed but it's fine since I stabbed you a microsecond before you stabbed me*


2f051f No.43747

>>43743

Fuck off you soft cunt there's open bastard war on my streets and you want me to be polite to them?

WAKE UP CALL!

We have had the most deep contempt for foreigners in history. Especially the lesser races. That's how we built the greatest empire in history but you want me to be pleasant to invaders? Fuck off. They aren't welcome and they need to know it. Filtered. Scum!


0f7a6e No.43748

>>43744

Give the doggos 20p tbh lad, they are much better than people tbh.


cd1c75 No.43749

>>43746

Is fencing based or is it gay?

I can't make up my mind.


0f7a6e No.43750

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh lads


099370 No.43751

>>43747

I want you to not lower yourself for no reason. If the day comes when we can kick them all out, we can act then. Until that day, no need to act like a Based NA twat.


0f7a6e No.43752

>>43749

Its not gay to wear tightfitting padded suits and prod folk with bendy poles tbh.


28aaa2 No.43753

>>43749

You have different kinds of fencing. Personally I find that kind of fencing gay since they are not using real swords and the rules means that you do not have to worry about an afterblow. I find HEMA cool though. A lot of people would probably consider all kinds of fencing gay tbh.


61631f No.43754

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43741

nope, smh

I do home made ones occasionally but I was tired and they were 80p smh

>>43742

Course lad, I could do a spergetti bolognese or summatinstead though, and stock up on cheap alkie from Lidl or smth - any requests?

>>43747

that's right lad get good and angry

ANGRY NATIVISM

>>43748

I agree tbh all of the cunts in this town look away when I give them a nod of greeting or a manful and uncucked level gaze while passing but doggos will slober all over me, mans best friend

>>43752

I really miss wearing poofy trousers and tights and prodding people with an 18ft pole smh


0f7a6e No.43755

>>43747

>>43751

This would appear to be a time for bumbum to act and show his colours.

>sit on the sidelines of a race war of any kind

?


1cbd67 No.43756

i answered the door to some charity guy once by mistake had to give him money since i didnt want to say no to charity had to give him a pound for a shitty badge i immediately threw in the bin


0f7a6e No.43757

>>43754

Good stuff, Im feeling some fucking vinegary chips tbh. I really appreciate the gesture but I only eat toast and marmite tbh lad, kek. lidls: Hatherwood Green Gecko IPA, Amber Adder, any german/belgian pilsner lager, festbier etcetera. Im bringing my Lagavulin and some Landlord. Maybe get in salt and vinegar / smokey bacon crisps? kek


1cbd67 No.43758

File: badfe4ea4262220⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1360x942, 680:471, slightlysmug.png)


4863c2 No.43759

>>43749

It's based and anyone who says it's gay are just jealous that they're LARPing isn't an internationally recognised sport that was adopted by most of the nazi high command and officer core as well as the Italian fascist movement and Mussolini and Mosley himself based the very uniform of the BUF upon his fencing gear.


cd1c75 No.43760

>>43759

I guess that settles it then.


4863c2 No.43761

>>43746

*stabs you in the armpit and breaks your rib*

i actually gave someone a fracture this way at a competition oops


11fe1f No.43762

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, upset welshfrog.png)

>>43747

>We have had the most deep contempt for foreigners in history. Especially the lesser races.

Thanks the reminder.

>>43756

I just tell them I'm skint and shut the door in their faces tbh


4863c2 No.43763

>>43759

Office corps*


61631f No.43764

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43757

I'll pick up what I can, may as well go all out. Might be able to hook up the PC to the TV and have that teleconfo with Hammerdruid and the rest of brit/pol/ and watch a /newbrit/ film at the same time. Your phone's got a tracker thing right? I'll text you the address tomorrow


28aaa2 No.43765

>>43759

don't you agree with the arguments though, lad? Thing is most sports don't have any real life application. At least HEMA fencing teaches you to use a real weapon, even if firearms kind of makes them useless.


0f7a6e No.43766

>>43761

Were you fighting a skellingtin lad?


4863c2 No.43767

>>43766

The epee blade is the heaviest and most "painful" of sport fencing, and this was at a youth competition


0f7a6e No.43768

>>43764

aye lad, no idea of ETA yet, my jobs at 10:30 and its 85 miles to you from there.


0f7a6e No.43769

>>43767

>heaviest and most painful

Nice tbh. Have you ever been injured lad?


0f7a6e No.43770

>>43765

>firearms make them useless

But I want to fight the invaders not the police


4863c2 No.43771

>>43765

Except that fencing teaches distance and hand eye coordination, the stance gives you a smaller target surface area, and the blade work applies to most long bladed weapons, it's only the evolution of the sporting side that has taken the militaristic aspects from it, with the electronic scoring meaning that the double point system can be abused, and the focus on sport aspect removing some of the discipline from it. But I was trained by a Bulgarian ex national champ and I learnt fencing the old fashion way.


0f7a6e No.43772


4863c2 No.43773

>>43769

I've received bruises and knocks but nothing bad, I once had that covered nearly all of my inner thigh but that was from some fun sparring. As much as people like to memi about how double points take away the "swordsmanship" of it, most people don't try to score hits if that means they get hit.


61631f No.43774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm in some lass's reenacting docu tbh, they gave me a sword and I did retarded film fighting and nobody noticed, smh hobby going down the drain

>>43768

no rush, we can take it easy right - no job on Sunday?

>>43765

smh being a BIG GUY and knowing how to fight is useful lad, you don't have to go Last Samurai against guns.

>>43771

Come live on our druid retreat and sell fencing lessons later lad

>>43772

>not lifting hives in the middle of the night wearing a beekeeper's suit over a cat suit

what are you casul


28aaa2 No.43775

>>43770

tbh like civic fencer I'm heavily biased towards the cut and thrust sabre.

>>43771

Good then, lad


0f7a6e No.43776

>>43774

>choring bees in a catsuit

The Bee Creepers tbh.


4863c2 No.43777

File: 59d450ee1590211⋯.jpg (1.41 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4655.JPG)

>>43774

Tbh i'm also fairly good with guns, I've shot an array of firearms, semi and full auto, and bolt action scopes guns. And occasional my lads and I get drunk and grapple and spar till someone gives up or we're too drunk to do it properly

Sure hope I don't get bataclan'd tbh


0f7a6e No.43778

>>43777

Lucky trips say you wont get batacland having your own balls put in your mouth lad.


1cbd67 No.43779

File: 2d62372165450c2⋯.jpg (40.92 KB, 777x760, 777:760, 2.jpg)

phwoar


2f051f No.43780

>>43777

Where do you go shooting lass?


28aaa2 No.43781

>>43777

I am sure those lucky trips will protect you form the GCHQ


61631f No.43782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

My toes are broken and thicc because every time I did the push of pike I was put behind the biggest, fattest, clumsiest lad in the block, also split my chin on another cunt's helmet brim

>>43777

I shot a ball-less 18c cavalry carbine once, smh fucking equal rights letting women reenact, she used it because she couldn't take the recoil from a Civil War musket

HISTORICAL INACCURACY REEEEEE


1cbd67 No.43783

File: 1b776165e8a3b5a⋯.jpg (730.04 KB, 2000x1261, 2000:1261, 1b776165e8a3b5aa19c82f76d6….jpg)

Which pair would you squeeze if you could only squeeze one pair?


4863c2 No.43784

>>43782

>women

>reenacting

She better have been some sort of wench or a camp follower reeeeeee

>>43780

Here and there, now and then, lad


28aaa2 No.43785

>>43782

How exactly do you do the push of pikes in reenactment? Sounds pretty risky.


2f051f No.43786

>>43784

2ero\ungctrfsgyfdqc,bds]gfdadfsfbn fdfdd\dfaSC


28aaa2 No.43787

FILM STARTS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR


bacca9 No.43788

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43783

This.


75069e No.43789

>still haven't installed googledrive


2c49bb No.43790

File: a32971761335480⋯.gif (542.73 KB, 300x298, 150:149, 961bb58528e4bad6fee15af8dc….gif)

Is one of them a trap, lad? If I chose one then you are going to post a panned out image and the one I chose is going to have a willy.

You can't bully me if I refuse to play. I am above it.


1cbd67 No.43791

anyone else have tiny white spots all over their ballsack that when you squeeze them have this white stuff come out?


2c49bb No.43792


28aaa2 No.43793

>>43789

You have 50 minutes


1cbd67 No.43794

File: 02ee5c4d4480b97⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 739.7 KB, 900x600, 3:2, tumblr_o96ra8kXEz1rs20nmo7….png)

File: 6301768c0e2b482⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 750.58 KB, 600x900, 2:3, tumblr_o96ra8kXEz1rs20nmo8….png)

File: 529473ef9ed4d9a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 709.38 KB, 600x900, 2:3, tumblr_o96ra8kXEz1rs20nmo9….png)

>>43790

its just two sexy girls cosplaying as triss and yennefer

here is pics of the girls


2a2462 No.43795

still cant keep food down me lads


28aaa2 No.43796

>>43790

Neither of them have willies, lad


75069e No.43797

File: 2f18c6f10862021⋯.jpg (185.33 KB, 900x704, 225:176, le-suicide.jpg)


28aaa2 No.43798

>>43797

Why would you shoot yourself in the chest and not the head?


bacca9 No.43799

>>43798

Smh failure in life, failure in death.


2a2462 No.43800

>>43600

>waifuposter and imperiumposter both broke their promises

I never made a promise lass


395b7f No.43801

>tfw UK gun laws

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


4863c2 No.43802

>>43798

Open casket for the lasses, give them a cheeky wink at the very end


bacca9 No.43803

>>43801

Whats stopping you havomg a shotty lad?


61631f No.43804

File: d0e006eb2c4ec57⋯.png (568.35 KB, 580x563, 580:563, ClipboardImage.png)

>>43784

nope lad, it's cucked to hell and back

She was a musketeer, all of the regiment's drummers were wimmen, and they even let a girl do the push of pike

at least I got to do the push and drive behind her once

>>43785

The pikes have rubber tips and metal fastenings, they hurt like fuck - once did a fort attack and got piked in the ribs by a fat lad who hated me because of brexit. There's the theatrical piking bit where everyone prods at eachother and pretends to die but the actual push of pike is done by advancing in a massive tightly packed but not homoerotic scrum like you're collectively acting as a 300 stone porcupine sumo wrestler. You keep the pikes straight up but someone will always drop one then everyone gets tangled up and falls over, it's the funnest thing to do tbh. but yeah pretty dangerous.

the worst dangers I know of is, one time in 1979 a cavalryman got shot through the shoulder with a ramrod because one of the forlorn hope musketeers had legit battle fright and forgot to take it out, and one time during the previously mentioned fort attack where a musketman didn't clear his breech properly or close his apostle caps and exploded himself


bacca9 No.43805

>>43803

*having

reeeeeeeeee


cd1c75 No.43806

>>43798

18th century people were very emotional, and there wasn't a good understanding of the brain, so they killed themselves through the heart, which in more archaic times was understood to be the seat of consciousness.


1cbd67 No.43807

File: e36a01c5f96276b⋯.jpg (70.65 KB, 940x700, 47:35, scully2.jpg)

BE REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


395b7f No.43808

File: 8c7e124f6193a58⋯.jpg (17.48 KB, 480x360, 4:3, asuka bath.jpg)


ed9401 No.43809

File: 2703f7168f38079⋯.jpg (95.13 KB, 900x900, 1:1, IdentifyingAyys.jpg)

>>43794

WHY ARE THEIR NOSES SO ANGULAR!?


2a2462 No.43810

File: fb8aabbbf3b54df⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 47.84 KB, 355x500, 71:100, 1455708449050-0.jpg)


11fe1f No.43811

File: efc5deebf8cdc88⋯.jpg (47.15 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe licks lips.jpg)

>>43794

>that third one

Nice bum tbh


28aaa2 No.43812

>>43799

wew

>>43802

Top kek

>>43806

Interesting, lad. I suppose it might be more honourable as well.


ed9401 No.43813

>>43803

Or a 50cal tbh.


ed9401 No.43814

>>43811

She is the best one but something is off….


2a2462 No.43815

Two days after his return to Tokyo, Kiyoaki Matsugae died at the age of 20


ed9401 No.43816

File: 7ee7190738992be⋯.jpg (270.96 KB, 1920x1600, 6:5, PE 12.jpg)

Why did my IP change.


bacca9 No.43817

>>43813

I think there are legal privately held 50cals in the UK, its just handguns and automatics that you cant have.

>tfw have a few nice c02 pistols for plinking


2f051f No.43818

>Dafty gets chatted up by a big Sambo every day

She told me not to tell you but I find it hilarious lmao


2f051f No.43819

just joking tbh


395b7f No.43820

File: 8959eacb547946e⋯.png (45.51 KB, 185x272, 185:272, killywilly.png)


ed9401 No.43821

>>43817

That was my point, lad. You can own a bolt action 50cal over here. You are however limited to very few ranges as they have to be very long.


28aaa2 No.43822

>>43820

*grabs you and lifts you up* don't die, lad


1cbd67 No.43823

File: 094e5d7a9be7879⋯.png (1.28 MB, 732x1500, 61:125, 1490230233146.png)

Phillipa spilled her yoghurt everywhere.

It's not her fault. She is blind.


11fe1f No.43824

>>43804

>a fat lad who hated me because of brexit

I'm surprised a person who's into historical reenactments would be a remainer tbh

>>43816

Because you don't post enough Eugenies


395b7f No.43825

>>43822

You're a kind boy


1cbd67 No.43826

File: afadceaa51edab3⋯.png (606.22 KB, 667x731, 667:731, 457475.png)

reeeeeeeeeeeeee


4863c2 No.43827

>>43824

You'd be surprised, so many butt hurt lefties do HEMA and reenactments. It's quite annoying tbh


28aaa2 No.43828

File: bdfea97a79f94ea⋯.jpg (253.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>43825

*cuts the rope and lets you down* You alright, lad?


ed9401 No.43829

File: 0426da4a88b64d3⋯.jpeg (59.06 KB, 564x488, 141:122, PE183.jpeg)

>>43824

>Because you don't post enough Eugenies

Hmmmm.


bacca9 No.43830

>>43821

Oh I see, sorry lad my sarcasm-shield flared up.


61631f No.43831

>>43824

It's a wonderful hwhite hobby, but some of those whites are wiggers and lots bring ladies into it and those ladies are invariably modern and fully versed in social manipulation.

So I make some comments in favour of brexit, drop a little light race and science info, some land stuff (she posted a retarded infographic promoting the concrete paving of the entirety of the uk in order to house more rapefugees), she takes offense and makes a noise until I stopped bothering to show my face around there.

>>43827

the CIVIC fencer and Skallagrim crowd etc


ed9401 No.43832

>>43830

Don't worry, lad. It is a contentious subject I know.


ed9401 No.43833

LADS

Do we have decent interval videos lined up this week?


395b7f No.43834

File: 978dc0e3b24af91⋯.png (74.66 KB, 194x259, 194:259, werther.png)


61631f No.43835

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be as swift as a roe


2f051f No.43836

WELCOME BACK DADDY?


61631f No.43837

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn leave a girl behind you


28aaa2 No.43838

>>43804

>once did a fort attack and got piked in the ribs by a fat lad who hated me because of brexit.

Top fucking kek.

Also holding the pikes up? I thought the push of pikes happened when both pike formations where pushing into each other with the pikes. I guess that's too dangerous given the power of the group?

>one time in 1979 a cavalryman got shot through the shoulder with a ramrod

Fucking brutal


2f051f No.43839

>>43837

Would rather bang upon the big drum


2a2462 No.43840

what keeps you alive


28aaa2 No.43841

>>43834

What's wrong? Watching a film with us in 30 mins, lad?


1cbd67 No.43842

>>43840

lacking the courage to commit suicide


5c26e6 No.43843

File: 18279320c6606c5⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_5460.JPG)

Hullo lads. mummy went to rest in bed and I got her laptop. had to find the charger and if I move it a little it switches off wew. at least I made it to movie night

*uses whatever photos are saved on this machine*


5c26e6 No.43844

>>43840

food and water, mainly


2f051f No.43845

>>43840

The thought of getting anally probed by a big green alien


28aaa2 No.43846

MAKE SURE YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO IN https://cytu.be/r/newbrit BEFORE WE BEGIN


bacca9 No.43847

>>43840

Nicotine, milk, marmite. In that order.


ed9401 No.43848

>>43843

CUTE

Is that your Mummies cat, lad?


28aaa2 No.43849

>>43843

That's a handsome cat, lass. You better be able to sit still for 3-4 hours


bacca9 No.43850

>>43843

*looks for exif data*


5c26e6 No.43851

>>43848

>>43849

thanks lads, yeah we used to have her but had to give her away because was too expensive to have two cats smh.

>>43850

haha! 8ch strips exif! I hope


2a2462 No.43852

>>43847

are you jack buckby


bacca9 No.43853

>>43851

I honestly wouldnt know Im a trogaladyte.


bacca9 No.43854

>>43852

No lad, I dont know who that is. should I?


5c26e6 No.43855

>>43853

*wipes brow* that was a close one, good bluffing..


2f051f No.43856

Lads. Mummy won't wake up she's been asleep for days since i put the pointypointy in her smdh why are mummies so lazy

RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


a25e1c No.43857

>>43843

is this your cat? It's gorgeous


bacca9 No.43858

>>43855

I take screenshots of photos I take to post, but I dont have a clue if this removes any gps tags or whatever. I bloody hope so.


2a2462 No.43859

File: de40f04ccfeb0a8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 60.43 KB, 512x768, 2:3, Cwr3ZguWgAAJsa9.jpg large.jpg)


aba6b9 No.43860

Herts, I may have a slight fix for you. Working on figuring out a way to paste the script in the virtual browser atm. Join the cytu.be and I'll pm you the link.


ed9401 No.43861

>>43854

He is two fosters can tall, lad.


395b7f No.43862

File: 245c740159e86cb⋯.png (616.75 KB, 518x768, 259:384, poosy2.png)


2f051f No.43863

get get get out out out


bacca9 No.43864

>>43861

>2 fosters cans tall

>fosters

piss water, weak, australian, shrimp on the barby

>2 cans

A birb?

I see. I dont see


bacca9 No.43865

>>43863

GET DOWN TONIGHT


bacca9 No.43866

>>43862

Dont like hairy pussy tbh lad.


bacca9 No.43867

>>43856

>what


ed9401 No.43868

>>43864

>I dont see

He once tried to romantically pursue Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale and she publicly rejected him owing to his manlet status, lad.


5c26e6 No.43869

File: efe3785a965185d⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_5462.JPG)

>>43857

yeah had her since she was a kitten but had to give away smh, ragdoll

>>43858

kek that sounds like it should work

>>43862

WEW


a25e1c No.43870

>>43860

>(1)

lad who are you


1cbd67 No.43871

File: 57bc5f0c6dbced3⋯.jpg (38.51 KB, 569x480, 569:480, b7e5928b00019632e399d00f9f….jpg)

i fucking stink

mummy hasnt cleaned any clothes in like two weeks except i just got some clean shirts today

old trousers though

fucking bitch


bacca9 No.43872

>>43868

>all this stuff that doesnt concern me

Oh okay. *googles buckby*. Oh I see.


1cbd67 No.43873

>>43868

what did she say to him? what did he say to her? or are you exagurating?


a25e1c No.43874

>>43869

very cute


4863c2 No.43875

File: c597b0b7b9ddfa9⋯.jpg (898.08 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4679.JPG)

>tfw six string samurai was real


2f051f No.43876

mummy has turned yellowish and stinky stupid mummy

wake up!!!!!!!!!


28aaa2 No.43877

>>43870

notGCHQ


bacca9 No.43878

>>43871

>>43871

>i stink

>mummy hasnt cleaned clothes

SORT YOURSELF OUT


5c26e6 No.43879

>>43871

maybe its time to learn how to use the washing machine lad


a25e1c No.43880

>>43877

ok, because Herts is gone but I told him


1cbd67 No.43881

>>43879

she wont let me use the oven do you think shell let me use the wahsing machine? noope


bacca9 No.43882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43875

>six string samurai

Do you mean Eric Knopfler lad?


5c26e6 No.43883

>>43876

throw a tv remote at her head for being so lazy!

>>43881

what if you be stinky really close to her?


bacca9 No.43884

>>43881

>what is a sink

>what is elbow-grase


bacca9 No.43885

>>43884

>>43884

REEEEEE *Elbow Grease goddamit.


ed9401 No.43886

>>43873

>Cuckby invited Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale to a political event and is totally ignorant to her being a sensitive and precious lass so takes her on a busy train

>Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale gets confused and flustered outside sometimes and therefore faints and he catches her and then brags about it on Twitter

>He tries to give the impression he is on a date with her

>Later when she gets home she publishes a tweet explaining that she would never romantically consider a man shorter than her.

>Cucky is eternally BTFO


1cbd67 No.43887

File: 8950654ab0a301e⋯.gif (779.07 KB, 720x306, 40:17, 7814b80d83c21d4a21bb1b3b04….gif)


2f051f No.43888

>>43883

==AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HER ARM FELL OFF MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


ed9401 No.43889

>>43881

Does your Mummy bully you, lad?


bacca9 No.43890

>>43886

>he went for a taller lass

Wew.


ed9401 No.43891

>>43890

Not as if he had much choice, he would have to travel to the east to find a woman shorter than him.


2a2462 No.43892

File: b3d05adf20d3f98⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.32 MB, 2560x1600, 8:5, b3d05adf20d3f9845a26e08557….jpg)


11fe1f No.43893

File: 222c6cb13df5662⋯.jpg (50.18 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, just cry tears of laughter.jpg)

>>43831

>she posted a retarded infographic promoting the concrete paving of the entirety of the uk


bacca9 No.43894

>>43891

Sick burn tbh.


5c26e6 No.43895

>>43888

smh what a dumb dumb head


221076 No.43896

File: f31bc704b2e70c4⋯.jpg (482.66 KB, 823x1029, 823:1029, 20160530_49DW3U2RP9_004.jpg)

>>43862

Imperium?


bacca9 No.43897

>>43893

>not wanting to see the southdowns and weald levelled and paved for the invaders utility.

Its like you cant into progress.


2a2462 No.43898

>>43896

We're all imperium now


bacca9 No.43899

>>43898

t. Imperium


221076 No.43900

File: 17c69725722b710⋯.jpg (117.7 KB, 600x933, 200:311, Seiko Takasaki.jpg)

>>43898

Marvellous


2a2462 No.43901

>>43899

>not being imperium

Lad…


28aaa2 No.43902


ed9401 No.43903

>>43894

ta laddo.


61631f No.43904

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>yw stand the glass around

I talked to the Battersea lad, he came knocking again - has to knock on every house 4 times, poor lad. He hates PETA and plays 40k and console games, what a nice lad.

>>43838

You can stand at rest with the pike on the ground straight up, march with it in one hand over the shoulder, march with it slanted. When in combat you comport it, holding the bottom at your inner thigh to protect the goolies and so it's out of the way and can be used as a pushing tool.

The theatrical push of pike is where you do it a bit like reality, prodding and pushing horizontally, but the real contest is a pushing match with the pikes held upward.

>>43839

goodlad

>>43893

just fuck my country up fam


bacca9 No.43905

>>43902

Reee no data but Im there in spirit.


11fe1f No.43906

File: 1d769995f880dec⋯.png (17.63 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Welshed Welshman.png)

>>43897

Trees are overrated, cut them all down. Hills? Who needs hills, dig them up and put a city there. Hail progress.


2a2462 No.43907

>>43900

>>43896

She's so pretty lads


1cbd67 No.43908

File: 6eafa8cfff053c9⋯.jpg (441.74 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1492652650119.jpg)

File: 60ff22e903e9b8f⋯.jpg (228.65 KB, 1862x951, 1862:951, 1492794573748.jpg)


1cbd67 No.43909

>tfw superior autist so the traffic hurts my ears and mummy is being noisy again


11fe1f No.43910

>>43900

I would unironically take her as a concubine and keep her as my semen depository.


1cbd67 No.43911

File: 66f1fd4eaffab75⋯.jpg (22.32 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 015.jpg)

reeeee


2f051f No.43912

Ow it was one of those prickly poo


221076 No.43913

File: 8fe32c6b97a4ede⋯.jpg (127.63 KB, 600x933, 200:311, 07897865769857.jpg)

>>43910

Well … it's a start

and not a bad way to join the imperium


61631f No.43914

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn give them hot stuff

*eats the other half of a cake*

the jews did this


28aaa2 No.43915


2a2462 No.43916

File: 08492d8a4e2b7da⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 132.88 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, C9kTjb7W0AAM-Qu.jpg large.jpg)


6adb6f No.43917

File: 1cedb114dffb1e0⋯.jpg (247.74 KB, 560x660, 28:33, stares9.jpg)

daftie


11fe1f No.43919

>>43916

Are you being paid by the Chinese government to do this?


2a2462 No.43920


6adb6f No.43921

>>43919

Probably, they want all people to merge into the Han race after all.


221076 No.43922

Did Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale get bullied off twitter?


2a2462 No.43923

>>43921

Look lad, if the chinks were paying me, do you think I would be as miserable as I am?


221076 No.43924

File: a2ab4babd85e10b⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 400x293, 400:293, 876545678.gif)

>>43922

>that word filter

fucking hell


6adb6f No.43925

>>43923

Sounds like standard hapa depression to me lad.


28aaa2 No.43926

>>43922

Yeah, by Antifa and /pol/ bullies


221076 No.43927

>>43926

>Antifa

don't they usually use physical intimidation and go to the address of the people they want to destroy

Did they do that with her?


11fe1f No.43928

File: 99c3657e22d3f33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 232.95 KB, 1332x1999, 1332:1999, Imperium 107.jpg)

>>43920

That's a shame, you should charge them for the service.

>>43924

Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale?


2a2462 No.43929

>>43928

>That's a shame, you should charge them for the service.

Chinky men don't want the imperium, because we will make them extinct


bacca9 No.43930

>>43927

>antifa

>physically intimidating

Pick uno, monseuir.


221076 No.43931

>>43928

I typed in G i n n i e

It changed to Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale


6adb6f No.43932

>>43929

They're too busy chasing black pussy in Africa tbh.


221076 No.43933

>>43930

i meant vandalism


bacca9 No.43934

>>43933

Oh right. They sure do kick A LOT of bins tbh.


2a2462 No.43935

might be a good idea to get the chinese government to pay me for my services tbh


5c26e6 No.43936

>>43917

this!


11fe1f No.43937

>>43928

I doubt that, white genes seem to be pretty recessive and they have greater numbers. They will be bringing us all under the glorious Imperial banner.

>>43932

>European men take Oriental women

>Oriental men take African women

>African men

Err

>>43931

I know, I also typed Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale. I love Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale. Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale


2f051f No.43938

i want to kissall your bumbums


28aaa2 No.43939

>>43927

No, but they tried to find her. I don't think they did. Google her, they made a post about her or somebody like them


11fe1f No.43940

File: 7146a81e6a1749f⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.96 MB, 638x358, 319:179, Imperium bum.webm)

>>43938

Would you kiss an Imperial bumbum?


6adb6f No.43941

>>43937

African men take Arab women, like in France and everywhere else in the muslim world where the Arab men don't exterminate them.


2f051f No.43942

>>43940

no fatties


2a2462 No.43943

File: a21992d269977af⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 348.63 KB, 1776x1184, 3:2, C9r_zLQVoAIeEwx.jpg large.jpg)


2a2462 No.43944

>>43940

>kissing lasses bums

A bit gay tbh

if she asked me often enough


11fe1f No.43945

File: 3a1a5b0844e354a⋯.webm (244.41 KB, 480x270, 16:9, butt, and this is a big b….webm)

>>43942

Nothing wrong with a big lass tbh, so long as she's got a nice bum


1cbd67 No.43946

File: 37968d692d4d6fa⋯.png (2.04 MB, 1677x945, 559:315, 76547564567.png)

Looks like Scully got my love letter.


221076 No.43947

File: ba7bde7b24adb69⋯.jpg (408.63 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, 07965486596847356.jpg)

>>43944

U wot m8

you wouldn't kiss, tongue and bite her bum

u gay or summat?


2a2462 No.43948

File: abd501683a3f8dc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 158.55 KB, 960x1251, 320:417, 851cb8031bf62221a12bd79abc….jpg)

>>43947

I would if she asked me tbh


221076 No.43949

File: fba318c114a6414⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nip gf on the beach.webm)

Free Nip gf and a trip to the beach for every new member of the imperium


bacca9 No.43950

>>43947

Running and gunning is fine, its tge miscgeneation aspect that riles me.


bacca9 No.43951

>>43949

… keep talking…


1cbd67 No.43952

File: bbc695efca110af⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1529x949, 1529:949, tfw waifuposter isnt real.png)


221076 No.43954

File: d2538e84bea04b8⋯.gif (61.83 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 876545677654.gif)

>>43948

o god yes


1cbd67 No.43955

File: 4bdd83bdd2673f5⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1662x944, 831:472, 8786545.png)


221076 No.43956

>>43952

would tongue her gash


2a2462 No.43957

File: 0fdc6ca4286f81a⋯.webm (327.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, baseball.webm)


1cbd67 No.43958

>>43956

>Sexualizing someones waifu

You disgust me. Filtered.

>Gash

Commoner. Your language reflects what is inside.


1cbd67 No.43959

File: d85cec505340bf5⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1177x935, 107:85, 54354.png)

these sluts leave me with nothing but disdain also im going to sleep


bacca9 No.43960

>>43956

>>43958

This tbh.

>not calling it fanny


2a2462 No.43961

File: b7b9695831e727c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.61 KB, 539x810, 539:810, C7xL7SeXgAM8aVM.jpg large.jpg)

lads I meant to spoiler that last webm


1cbd67 No.43962

>>43960

I don't like any of the words for vagina honestly. They all sound kind of gross or common. Fanny is the only acceptible because it's kind of silly and light-hearted, like willy, but because of this not usable in all contexts.


2a2462 No.43963

>>43962

cunny is ok, but if you use it you look like a nonce


11fe1f No.43964

File: 2f052349be4cf85⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Imperium 63.jpg)

>>43959

>licking fanny

>not superior bum

>>43962

What about cunny? Or that too associated with underage lasses? I know what you mean though, as broad as the English language's vocabulary is it doesn't really have a "nice" word for a lady's bits.


1cbd67 No.43965

>>43964

Cunny is for underage but also quite common and informal.

I like to avoid it altogether but if I have to mention it I go with vagina or "private area" or "unmentionables" or some euphemism like that.


2a2462 No.43966

File: 2cfb3dd214e5ab2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.05 KB, 640x799, 640:799, 2cfb3dd214e5ab246cfe4f832e….jpg)

>>43964

>not licking both

Sounds like a homo tbh


bacca9 No.43967

>>43962

Meat wallet is a favourite of mine

>>43963

>cunny

Kek.

>>43964

I dunno lad.


2f051f No.43968

>>43966

>both

Imperium gets it tbh


1cbd67 No.43969

File: 6e434a12460df86⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1678x941, 1678:941, 433637865.png)

File: 47a29f02f9b234b⋯.png (819.9 KB, 1201x714, 1201:714, 475456758.png)

File: f36e5fd139e19c6⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1391x922, 1391:922, 475568589.png)

File: 48e5c6ac8807db4⋯.png (689.03 KB, 1094x633, 1094:633, 556746453.png)

File: 9a05ce85cb8c345⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1478x842, 739:421, 6756787564.png)

ok now goodnight

scully always gets a bit mad at me because i stay up a bit longer than i should and she likes to cuddle before we sleep the woman is insatiable tbh she really loves me :)))


a25e1c No.43970

File: 17bb5db9437e4e0⋯.png (43.44 KB, 278x377, 278:377, come and chuck it in me ga….PNG)


bacca9 No.43971

>>43968

2 in the pink, one in the stink ||'|'


2f051f No.43972

>>43971

Th-that makes me feel funny i-in the c-cunny


bacca9 No.43973

>>43969

Night lass.


11fe1f No.43974

>>43969

Nos da, lamb.

>>43966

I'd do it for an Imperium lass tbh


2a2462 No.43975

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43971

>2 in the pink, one in the stink


6adb6f No.43976

File: f630c3c242664e6⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 6.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, british hentai.webm)


221076 No.43977

File: a5727c7b969ffa1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 327.43 KB, 960x1285, 192:257, 89596846584574345.jpg)

File: ae06603856e2fff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 173.19 KB, 958x1280, 479:640, Kaho Shibuya.jpg)

Bangers 'n Gash tbh


2a2462 No.43978

File: 664a70df91f0a9d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.61 KB, 401x602, 401:602, 1485357518553.jpg)


bacca9 No.43979

Hampshite are you here? Im drinking some beer thats from your neck of the woods.


2a2462 No.43980

>drinking tonight

>probably won't cut tonight

You win lads


bacca9 No.43981

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>43977

>bangers and gash

ANYTHING GOES

IM A DIRTY ASS HOE

PUT IT ALL UP MY NOSE

GIMME THAT SHIT

AND ILL GIVE IT A GO


bacca9 No.43982

>>43980

How does that make us winners lad?


2a2462 No.43983

>>43982

daftie and some other lads wanted me to stop cutting


221076 No.43984

File: 57036b9c15b48a1⋯.webm (44.98 KB, 320x240, 4:3, ah85747346.webm)


2a2462 No.43985

File: 68f5b01bdacc807⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 438.34 KB, 727x1231, 727:1231, 68f5b01bdacc807e2e49f73ef5….jpg)


bacca9 No.43986

>>43983

I want you to stop cutting tbh lad. But its for your benefit, not ours.


2a2462 No.43987

>>43986

I'm not the one that wants me to stop


bacca9 No.43988

>>43987

…Have you thought about how silly that sounds mate?


221076 No.43989

File: 61dfb3d769d7ca0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.02 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 1492681508176.webm)

>>43985

would feast on that arse for days


a25e1c No.43990

File: a51d60eaebd56e4⋯.png (67.48 KB, 351x238, 351:238, I'm blowing a load....PNG)


2a2462 No.43991

>>43988

not too bothered tbh


a25e1c No.43992

>>43983

>not cutting this one night

I'd love for you to stop overall


2a2462 No.43993

File: 97e55520acf3567⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.69 KB, 952x1439, 952:1439, 1492627429139.jpg)

>>43992

Not likely to happen any time soon lad.


a25e1c No.43994

>>43993

yeah i realize


bacca9 No.43995

>>43991

Okay.

>>43992

This.


28aaa2 No.43996

File: 4bf3b444e847898⋯.png (14.24 KB, 788x408, 197:102, db15.png)


11fe1f No.43997

File: d4a0008480bb61f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 25.36 KB, 244x294, 122:147, thick.jpg)


11fe1f No.43998

>>43996

Smoking isn't cool lad


bacca9 No.43999

>>43996

Twos me lad


11fe1f No.44000

Cymru am byth tbh


221076 No.44001

File: ece90d96833750c⋯.jpg (176.8 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 78578569847.jpg)


bacca9 No.44002

>>44000

Nice full house lad


2a2462 No.44003

>>43994

it's a step forward though lad


bacca9 No.44004

>>44001

Embed it you 4nigger.


221076 No.44005

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>44004

Sorry


6adb6f No.44006

>>43996

Homo tbh.


28aaa2 No.44007

File: 6771a67efcc1a25⋯.png (37.52 KB, 162x119, 162:119, 6771a67efcc1a258fff1f33cca….png)


11fe1f No.44008

File: 52c06ce3f9801a3⋯.jpg (110.92 KB, 660x1000, 33:50, don't.jpg)


221076 No.44009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Classic CHOON tbh


2a2462 No.44010

File: ea0f7414bae7967⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 123.62 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 99c39902687f020720e1d7b2fc….jpg)




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