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f980b6 No.95443

Government Announces Two-Year Parliament To Deal With Brexit Legislation


>The volume and complexity of legislation that will need to be debated and passed by Britain’s House of Commons has been cited as the justification for the government calling a two-year Parliament, to start sitting Wednesday.

>The change means the new Parliament won’t break in the summer, giving significantly more time for committees to work, legislation to be scrutinised, and votes taken. The decision, taken by the Prime Minister, also means there won’t be a Queen’s speech in 2018, and that the next one won’t take place until after the projected date for Brexit in Summer 2019.

>Critics have pointed out cancelling next year’s Queen’s speech will also take away an opportunity for opposition MPs to vote against the government’s programme — successfully doing so would topple the government and possibly precipitate another election.

As Macron Says UK Could Still Stay in EU, David Davis Tells Eurocrats: ‘Be In No Doubt, We Are Leaving’


>David Davis, the Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, has told eurocrats to “be in no doubt” that Britain is leaving the bloc.

>The Brexit secretary’s comments come as formal negotiations between the United Kingdom and the EU are set to commence, and shortly after EU leaders such as French president Emmanuel Macron have attempted to encourage Remain campaign diehards by saying “the door is always open” to staying.

German Government Holds Out Hope For ‘Soft Brexit’


>Germany’s foreign minister says there may now be a chance of a “soft” British exit from the European Union that keeps the U.K. in the bloc’s single market, but is warning that Britain couldn’t pick and choose its conditions.

>Brexit negotiations start on Monday, with question marks over Britain’s approach after Prime Minister Theresa May lost her parliamentary majority in an election meant to strengthen her hand in the talks.

>German Foreign Minister Sigmar Gabriel told Sunday’s Welt am Sonntag newspaper that “maybe there is now a chance to achieve a so-called ‘soft Brexit.'” But he said staying in the single market would require Britain to accept EU workers’ freedom of movement.

London Tower Fire: 58 Confirmed or Presumed Dead, Identification ‘Will Take Weeks’


>London police on Saturday raised to 58 the number of deaths either confirmed or presumed following the horrific inferno that turned the city’s Grenfell Tower public housing block into a charred hulk.

>Police Commander Stuart Cundy said the number of 58 is based on reports from the public and may rise. It includes 30 deaths that already have been confirmed, and reports of people who are missing and presumed to have been killed. He says it will take weeks or longer to recover and identify all the dead at the building.

Poll: Europeans Want National Governments, Not EU, to Decide Migration Policies


>People in Europe overwhelmingly oppose the European Union’s (EU) handling of the migrant crisis, and want national governments to have final say over their countries’ migration policies, according to a new survey.

>U.S. pollster the Pew Research Centre found three quarters of respondents said they want their own governments to make decisions on migration of non-EU citizens into their countries.

Teen Stabbed, Throat Slashed on Busy London High Street


>A young man was stabbed and had his throat slit in front of horrified shoppers on a busy west London street Friday afternoon. No arrests have been made so far.

>Southall Broadway was sealed off by police officers after being called at 12.20pm to the scene of the stabbing.

>The teenaged male victim was quickly given first aid, then rushed to hospital by air ambulance. His injuries were later confirmed by the police not to have been life-threatening, the Evening Standard has reported.

47f979 No.95445

File: db499d22bdbdfe4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.02 KB, 684x1024, 171:256, DBQ040sWAAAQheP.jpg large.jpg)

join the imperium lads

005843 No.95447

a A press is a A press. You can't have half, tbh.

f980b6 No.95448

File: 4c61f6179a42fdc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 960.67 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)


*leaves the imperium

698d60 No.95449

f980b6 No.95450


Don't mind """Henry""", he just doesn't understand the physics behind an A Press.

47f979 No.95451

8632cd No.95452

File: 5b6234eec2a46c4⋯.jpg (54.05 KB, 597x597, 1:1, stop.jpg)



47f979 No.95453


The riots are coming you you double nigger

620d45 No.95454

How're we doing lads?

8632cd No.95455


ye? cool. when?

6eb23f No.95456


Just wait till it gets hotter babe, and all the niggers get off school

f980b6 No.95457


It's only half an A Press if the A button is held down before entering the stage.

698d60 No.95458


Hey lad how are you today?



698d60 No.95459


this time next month, all will be fire.

620d45 No.95460


Absolutely boiling lad, you?


Lets bloody hope so

8632cd No.95461

File: f94feb86d704759⋯.png (530.39 KB, 507x624, 13:16, f94feb86d704759374e00c0254….png)


sounds like a plan

lend me your heat britbongs, i want to see a forest or two burnig

f980b6 No.95462


Holding down and releasing are both halves of a complete A Press, so by holding down the A Button before entering a course we can complete it with 0.5 less A Presses than if weren't holding it down.

6eb23f No.95463

I just walked into a painting and only just managed to stop it from falling over. Fuck it's too hot today

8632cd No.95464


that's too bad you still have to pay for it t. paintjews

6eb23f No.95465


Nope the painting goblin wasn't present and when if he comes near me I'll make my eyes face different directions and tell him

I'm blind.

620d45 No.95466


Re you still in France lad?

698d60 No.95467


same, got a banging headache.

620d45 No.95468



6eb23f No.95469


Yeah lad, going home tomorrow

698d60 No.95470


Oh I see. Is this speedrunning shit?

8632cd No.95471

File: cd09e1ca6c4dca1⋯.png (296.12 KB, 500x525, 20:21, bam.png)


no one will buy it if you don't have sunglasses

698d60 No.95472


this morning yeah, now its just heat induced.

f980b6 No.95473

File: 60668f8ba088fbc⋯.jpg (426.15 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, __itsumi_erika_and_nishizu….jpg)


Yes, only instead of speed it involves completing levels with as few button uses as possible. But it's way too hot for that kind of autism right now.

698d60 No.95474

File: a03a06e449ae285⋯.jpg (15.68 KB, 620x387, 620:387, David-Blunkett_3216312b.jpg)


english blind folk like to walk around with gammy wandering eyes instead of sunglasses.

620d45 No.95475


Damn lad, sorry to hear that

698d60 No.95476


oh right, thats pretty autistic, but also very efficient and logical.

47f979 No.95477

File: fe3b94baa5d44b1⋯.png (222.7 KB, 340x379, 340:379, blunkett.png)


New Labourposting is my favourite newbrit meme

6eb23f No.95478


Guess what lass, I was wearing sunnies the whole time

af604f No.95479

File: fa9687412b4d343⋯.jpg (31.92 KB, 599x588, 599:588, cool cam.jpg)

>it's still 31° here at 6 in the evening

>it's going to be hotter tomorrow while I'm inside doing an exam

At least I can wear my sunglasses to school again

6eb23f No.95480


>tfw always had prescription sunglasses

>tfw used to wear them indoors in summer and got the teachers to go along with it

I may have looked like a wanker but it was worth it

005843 No.95481


Leave the forests out of this. They didn't do nuffin. Burn a inner city instead.

af604f No.95482

File: 247b1e6a6728e4c⋯.jpg (20.47 KB, 736x568, 92:71, Gusty Spence.jpg)


There is nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses indoors tbh

But I don't do that, I just wear them outside which is the only time you can really talk to the girls anyway

47f979 No.95483

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6eb23f No.95484


It's great until they ask to try your sunglasses on and then you warn them they're prescription and they'll be unable to use them without going dizzy but they try them on anyway

698d60 No.95485

File: 82f4b30356acfa9⋯.jpg (10.99 KB, 591x321, 197:107, squint3.jpg)


>tfw dont wear sunglasses

just squint like a real bad dude, smh.

af604f No.95486


Yeah they always do that

But idc, I just let them do it because they still like to see what it's like wearing them I guess


I actually rarely wear my sunglasses, I've always only used them to look cool for the girls at school

I'm only taking them tomorrow because they might be genuinely useful for once and a girl who likes me is taking the same exam as me

47f979 No.95487


>a girl who likes me is taking the same exam as me

Good lad

Is she chinky

af604f No.95488


No but I do know an imperium lass who's taking one of my exams on Tuesday

She's kinda fat tho

47f979 No.95489



go for it anyway lad

698d60 No.95490


fair play lad, I always prefer a baseball cap when its sunny tbh. And make sure you ask her out after the exam, shared stressful situations provoke relationships

af604f No.95491



I actually saw her today already

>I always prefer a baseball cap when its sunny tbh

So do I generally but it depends on whether I'm wearing contacts or not for me

f980b6 No.95492


>chasing a fat chinky

Lad, have you ever read this blog before?


47f979 No.95493


I was telling him to chase the lass that likes him

698d60 No.95494


>saw her today already

well played

>he doesnt have 20:20 vision


af604f No.95495


I think she had a crush on me for about a year and I only just noticed smh why am I so autistic

>>he doesnt have 20:20 vision

Don't bully me lad, some of us need a few drawbacks to stop us being too perfect

f980b6 No.95496

File: 0c6f03ed26c42d3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 481.57 KB, 768x433, 768:433, ClipboardImage.png)

Is this imperium?

005843 No.95497


Is it still race mixing if you fuck an alium?

d0780b No.95498

File: dbc62ea76299a3f⋯.jpg (658.35 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, dbc62ea76299a3f5d1d6045142….jpg)

Captain's log

AHHHH electricity ran out and I had to walk to the garage in this heat

Imagine if an old lady ran out of electricity today and couldn't drive smh

I tried to red pill my brother on the walk home a bit because he voted so it's important he knows what things are like but I'm not sure how successful it was… at least he said he never really considered stuff before about us becoming a minority and it would be a problem if we did, at first he tried to talk about it in a jokey way but I made him look at it seriously. He must think I was being really weird and intense because I doubt he ever expected me to be so deadly serious. I really must learn how to talk about this stuff in a convincing way, I've never tried to redpill someone in real life before about politics. I hope it hasn't damaged our relationship..

698d60 No.95499


good effort tbh lad, every little helps.

47f979 No.95500

File: af138ed2303bed6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.58 KB, 726x1280, 363:640, DCUY87rUMAAPbGs.jpg large.jpg)

tbh lads

d0780b No.95501


Thanks lad. I wonder if there are any "how to redpill" guides or something

698d60 No.95502


Dunno tbh, probably not trustworthy if they called themselves "how to redpill", though.

d0780b No.95503



698d60 No.95505


>100k will be itt

no it wont

d0780b No.95506


Probably not smh


It's okay

47f979 No.95507


jesus christ i am retarded

f980b6 No.95508


It's species mixing, but some people see normal miscegenation as that anyway.


It better not be an alien get lad…

d0780b No.95509


That's like Monarch's attempt at maths

47f979 No.95510

d0780b No.95511

File: 435c9976a61e6ba⋯.png (28.77 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)


Had to refresh /brit/ about 100 times to get this but

47f979 No.95512

File: 790a2624b4285a8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 200.96 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, CwZuoSMWIAAEqIB.jpg large.jpg)

join the imperium tbh

d0780b No.95513


is SGDQ on or something?

d0780b No.95514

oh july 2nd

698d60 No.95515

d0780b No.95516


it's a speed running thing, figured it might be on because people were talking about it

005843 No.95517


We were talking about it because of the OP video, lad.

d0780b No.95518


Oh shit..

47f979 No.95519

why can't the weather be shit

b1d85f No.95520

File: 20eaa3428a48494⋯.png (409.73 KB, 600x450, 4:3, this shit.png)


>he doesn't know about the greatest vidya memes

698d60 No.95521

>its finally getting cooler













005843 No.95522


ikr. The sun is such a nigger.

698d60 No.95523

File: 7c2ab3f76821339⋯.jpg (127.33 KB, 800x792, 100:99, a5223f3cce326b8c98780adcbd….jpg)


leave the sun out of this.

005843 No.95524



b1d85f No.95525


The sun is a harsh master

005843 No.95526


How do we kill the sun?

698d60 No.95527


actually kekked

698d60 No.95528


We must seek out and enlist the help of the suns arch enemy, the moon.

698d60 No.95529

File: 1d63cfdd4572c77⋯.jpg (41.96 KB, 466x310, 233:155, article-1300967395259-0b51….jpg)

File: b08f181b76bc754⋯.jpg (42.68 KB, 636x336, 53:28, article-1300967207614-0b51….jpg)

*blocks out the sun*

36fc39 No.95530

File: b1ad291f34f525d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 805.42 KB, 709x836, 709:836, ClipboardImage.png)


>be young canadian male

>get on greyhound and take a nap

>get woken up by a chinese man sticking a 5 inch knife into my neck

>scream for help but none of my countrymen dares to intervene

>get murdered on bus and eventually decapitated, dismembered, and cannibalized.

>police take 4 hours to subdue suspect during which the suspect paraded my head like a trophy

>killer gets sentence to a mental institution and released no later than 8 years.

>police officer commits suicide from the visual trauma of that day

Say no to Imperium.

b1d85f No.95531


afaik you can use the same principles used to encryption data transmission between two people, without outsiders being able to read it or interfere with the message, to hold a vote. In the same way it keeps anybody but the voter from knowing who they voted for and makes it implausible that outside influences can interfere without anybody noticing. Obviously it's not widely accepted, but things like bitcoin have demonstrated the general applications of cryptography in areas you wouldn't otherwise expect.


You're learning tagalog lad?

b1d85f No.95532

File: 5888399ff36576b⋯.jpg (25.85 KB, 736x458, 368:229, mr potato head.jpg)


That bottom picture though

08ccff No.95533

b1d85f No.95534


Pretty cool tbh. May I ask why? Southern Imperium?

08ccff No.95535


Filipinas are so readily available even online. They're also quite a humorous people tbh, always joking. It's dangerous to live there (Manila area) without being able to eavesdrop as well and I'll probably be out there within the year.

52c187 No.95536

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)


>neither of us are wrong.


You are wrong for trying to correct something that was already correct. Although I don't mind that you tried to correct what you perceived as incorrect spelling, you really should have checked before hand though.

698d60 No.95537

>Cat nuns (France, Middle Ages)

>A nun of a French convent inexplicably began to meow like a cat, shortly leading to the other nuns in the convent also meowing.[7] Eventually all the nuns would meow together for a certain period every day, leaving the surrounding community astonished. This did not stop until the police threatened to whip the nuns.[8]

36fc39 No.95538

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620d45 No.95539


>This did not stop until the police threatened to whip the nuns

Best part tbh

698d60 No.95540


Thats the bit i liked too


if she lost some weight and did away with the piercings and cat shit Id probably fuck her tbh.

005843 No.95541


Was it autism?

2f8aa5 No.95542

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

is it natural for a father-son relationship to be tsundere

>it's not like I got you this shitty beer for fathers day or anything it was just on sale


I would like to tell you about the greatest vidya memes

but first I need to talk about parallel universes


>going from chinks to SEAmonkeys

മലിനമായ വിദേശ പിശാചിനെ tbh


just watched a horror film about possessed spics meowing like cats and murdering people tbh

it was a bit silly because the main actor was a po po man who was obviously jewish but the main plot point was him converting to catholicism and it being the one true religion

f980b6 No.95543


God is a weeb, smh.

620d45 No.95544

File: 92134a7757f48f6⋯.jpg (3.04 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 001.JPG)

Well lads, the squirrels have started to catch on to the fact I'm trying to shoot them so they're now scampering up trees whenever they see me. Still, I managed to bag this guy.


2f8aa5 No.95545


do you have BIG landholdings or something lad

really jelly of your updates tbh

698d60 No.95546


Nice work lad

6eb23f No.95547


How many guns do you have lad?

36fc39 No.95548


What does rabbit taste like?

698d60 No.95549

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005843 No.95550



005843 No.95551


I used to like this group. Sounds a bit shit to me now, tbh.

698d60 No.95552


I quite like that one, maybe its just nostalgia + the skin head twotone aesthetic.

36fc39 No.95553

File: 03db8908e834d2c⋯.png (283.91 KB, 608x539, 608:539, ClipboardImage.png)


698d60 No.95554

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005843 No.95555


I dunno. The meaningless lyrics. The awkward clashing of musical styles. The 2deep4you imagery. It all seems a bit silly now.

698d60 No.95556


quads confirm. Smh.

698d60 No.95557

has everybody died of heat exhaustion?

36fc39 No.95558


probably. Felt that way yesterday myself tbh. I'm busy drawing some OC today and tomorrow though.

f980b6 No.95559

File: c96829fbd2b1724⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 195.07 KB, 480x500, 24:25, sleep.jpg)


I feel awful tbh. Couldn't even go out for father's day because the rest of my family seems to feel the same way. Maybe I'm getting some allergy or I've caught something, I don't know.

711990 No.95560


I'm beginning to think that summer Seasonal Affective Disorder is a real thing

711990 No.95561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

new kay

005843 No.95562


She's growing on me, tbh.

8632cd No.95563

File: 23cad7504c1bd11⋯.gif (645.75 KB, 540x540, 1:1, autismos.gif)

real nigga hours

af604f No.95564


some of us have a life

711990 No.95565


I didn't quite "get" her until recently

It's not just shit cooking. It's a woman who's enjoying herself whilst being shit at cooking.


alright lad


herts goes on a date with one lass and suddenly he's a normie. You've changed man

005843 No.95566


I haven't. How do you get one, lad?

6eb23f No.95567


Just had to help someone jumpstart their Porsche, it was sat next to a TVR of all things

af604f No.95568


*real autismo hours



I've always had a life and if Daftie is to be believed I've always been a normalfag

Make of that what you will


I said I had a life lad, I didn't say it was a good one

620d45 No.95569


No lad, just a small farm


3 shotguns, all hand-me downs


I can't really describe how it tastes. It's nice though, quite distinct and the meat itself can be tough

6eb23f No.95570


Ooh lad nice nice

698d60 No.95571


good stuff lad, was it an old one?


Some of us have a life and post :^)

711990 No.95572

File: 3ebec014a8bd743⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.12 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, DAYtykCW0AEy9co.jpg large.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf

6eb23f No.95573


The Porsche was quite new and the TVR was pretty old

2f8aa5 No.95574


even a small farm is leagues above my planned shared less than 1 acre, you're living the dream

005843 No.95575


I only want an entry level life.

af604f No.95576

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Make sure to open your windows so you can fall asleep lads


Vanlad living the dream


I see. Do you have any prior experience at having a life?

2f8aa5 No.95577

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8632cd No.95578

File: cc6d53a635c60e5⋯.jpg (15.1 KB, 317x275, 317:275, 1496269640969.jpg)

where can I prostitutedraw for commission, are there any big sites for just that kinda thing? I really want to buy a thing really really bad and I need cash

711990 No.95579


Find furries and charge thousands for whatever sick things they want drawing

620d45 No.95580


It's pretty nice, won't lie. The only downside is the fact that I have to live with my parents and the sheer amount of work that's needed to keep the place

One thing I've been thinking, would druid/pol/ be interested in joining our anti-grey crusade? I like the idea of this being some sort of fun competition

af604f No.95581



620d45 No.95582


What's your artwork like lass?

005843 No.95583


I'll pay you in love and acceptance.

8632cd No.95584


no buddy patreon is just a jar you put up and hope people throw cash into it and I'm a literal nobody


yeah but where are they, just tumblr?


pure shit

a36528 No.95585


*makes you honey lemon and ginger*


thanks lad


deviantart? you'd probably have to put a lot of effort setting up a profile and advertising wherever you choose

af604f No.95586


You could always pretend to be gay or something

Deviantart then maybe, 22st's gone there

620d45 No.95587


>pure shit

We'll be the judge of that lass, post some examples

711990 No.95588

Some important news that you won't see in Neo's OP


RIP Big Show

8632cd No.95589


alright i'll find something on my pc maybe i just don't store much

2f8aa5 No.95590


we're planning on shooting critters, so we could have a bit of a competition. Depends where we end up, I'm still looking for the best deal for money and size.

b1d85f No.95591


White man's burden tbh

a36528 No.95592

US military confirms it shot down Syrian govt warplane


f980b6 No.95593


Most of the successful commission artists have pages open on multiple websites to maximise their market reach. So they'll have both deviantart and tumblr as standard, and sometimes the booru websites or pixiv if they're Japanese.

You probably don't want to go down that rabbit hole though. They get paid to draw the most horrific smut.


Thanks lass, that must be really pleasant on the throat.

b1d85f No.95594


>a crusade of fewer than 10 people

What's a pagan crusade called anyway? A blot?

36fc39 No.95595

File: a9e04e6c0000c37⋯.jpg (95.48 KB, 400x541, 400:541, 1486118179293.jpg)


The free market, lass. Put yourself out there and if people see something they like they'll buy commissions.

8632cd No.95596



yeah i guess. maybe just tumblr or reddit but i never was on reddit

anyway i'll put it into a corner for now.

620d45 No.95597


Kek, I didn't mean that literally lad. Don't know what Pagans would call a crusade tbh, a raid I guess, I don't think they had a concept of holy wars

af604f No.95598


Don't worry about it I'm sure it's not crucial. You can always find other ways to get the money anyway

a36528 No.95599

File: 811a4027e3b9706⋯.png (565 KB, 1273x651, 1273:651, ClipboardImage.png)


a36528 No.95600


6eb23f No.95601


What do you want to draw? And what would be willing to draw for money? There's internet communities that will accept even the worst art for good money

8632cd No.95602

File: b24845a08c37651⋯.jpg (2.9 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 20150621_200504.jpg)

File: 0a508904b99b776⋯.jpg (2.73 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 20150621_200527.jpg)

File: 2c51f920f4e798e⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1366x728, 683:364, 55.png)


>You probably don't want to go down that rabbit hole though. They get paid to draw the most horrific smut.

bit what holds me away the most


alright idk just art from couple years ago, it's been done countless times

36fc39 No.95603

File: a4ce53e67c59451⋯.gif (109.2 KB, 1247x1068, 1247:1068, 1d0331dfe9cff6c13ecfe61814….gif)


>And what would be willing to draw for money?

711990 No.95604


36fc39 No.95605


Cute painting. Is that your signature, lass?

af604f No.95606


These are pretty good

Neo's right though a lot of it's just porn and shit.

In any case it would take a while to get shekels this way, if you want to make cash quick you should consider other avenues imo

Or just beg mummy for some pocket money if all else fails

8632cd No.95607

File: f5f99677ba643c6⋯.jpg (17.71 KB, 512x512, 1:1, AYY.jpg)




yop but I'm no longer as gay as putting it up everywhere


>other avenues

>the comfy cafe I used to work at right next block moved away


8632cd No.95608

File: 22a8784bd240244⋯.jpg (81.81 KB, 564x1523, 564:1523, Anzujaamu alien.jpg)

anyway thanks for the brain food. it's really late and i'm waking up early. so goodnight for today i think.

711990 No.95609


night lad

af604f No.95610



make sure the bugs don't get you

a36528 No.95611



b1d85f No.95612


>I don't think they had a concept of holy wars

Maybe not in the modern sense, but the druids were supposedly very influential in the early Roman time, before they were genocided. They probably had a concept of war against people who didn't recognise their authority. The Welsh word is croesgad, but I don't think "cross-battle" is something druid/pol/ would go for tbh.

36fc39 No.95613


Night lass

711990 No.95614

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ab4918 No.95615


The whole Lefty outrage was so obviously fake even they didn't really believe in it in the end.

I think there will be riots, just not staged managed ones like they tried to make this one. Something else is going to happen.

a36528 No.95616

File: 8a33557b3d726f2⋯.jpg (12.01 KB, 240x240, 1:1, WavsQHpd.jpg)


what a treat

711990 No.95617

File: 559ed0e223c357f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.92 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, 4b8ed7987444b652f628a68a97….jpg)

620d45 No.95618


I like the middle one tbh, I reckon you could find a niche


Yeah, but they didn't actually fight wars in the name of their gods, they just had a different relationship with them tbh

ab4918 No.95619


yummy yummy yummy!

It's like school dinners all over again!

711990 No.95620

might have to sleep naked tonight

dreading it

a36528 No.95621


DON'T dream of chinky lasses

52c187 No.95622

File: 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466704953687-3.png)


>Tfw you don't open a window because you don't want bugs coming in.

a36528 No.95623



We have to do this lad, a trophy the board can wear with pride

711990 No.95624


>spearmint tea

why do you torture me so

52c187 No.95625


I sleep naked every night lad but I might have to sleep above the covers tonight.

a36528 No.95626

File: 8bcf1f0215e72a2⋯.png (422.45 KB, 665x701, 665:701, sucy smuggo.png)


Just a meme lad, she's cooked so much I couldn't think of anything

711990 No.95627

>tfw no friends

52c187 No.95628

File: 7ae3e0433ee6e1c⋯.jpg (85.13 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1432154464292-2.jpg)


We're your friends lad. Even if you are a dirty race mixer.

f980b6 No.95629

File: 919f0e59b3da716⋯.jpg (329.8 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __itsumi_erika_nishizumi_m….jpg)


Remember to drink your milk too.

a36528 No.95630

36fc39 No.95631

>now all my teeth hurt

>less than a week since I saw the dentist

I swear she did something to them so that I'd get another appointment roooooo

698d60 No.95632

File: a71c4be18715889⋯.jpg (441.05 KB, 1258x694, 629:347, 20170531_234418.jpg)

711990 No.95633


Please stop this psychological abuse


Thanks lad

52c187 No.95634


Nice lad, I kinda wanna try rabbit, but also don't want to because I had some pet rabbits as a kid.

a36528 No.95635

File: 4c9561a16fa2409⋯.jpg (215.48 KB, 1300x1050, 26:21, gunz.jpg)



08ccff No.95636

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f980b6 No.95637

File: 1578311e0f77305⋯.png (1.97 MB, 1200x1526, 600:763, __akaboshi_koume_itsumi_er….png)

A pimple just appeared on my nose.

It's lucky I'm not going out in public for a few days.

711990 No.95638


The universe balancing itself out after you ruined milk, spearmint tea, peppermint tea and oxitocin for me

f980b6 No.95640




005843 No.95641


squose it.

08ccff No.95642

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It means you're in love.

711990 No.95643


The monster was on the inside all along. I just let the world know what you are

36fc39 No.95644

File: 007c02e9f9a4d73⋯.png (11.76 KB, 419x395, 419:395, ClipboardImage.png)


w-woah I take back the pizza face thing it was a joke. *gets sympathy pimples*

f980b6 No.95645

File: 2ba0a8df146401f⋯.jpg (752.96 KB, 1600x1600, 1:1, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)




It's still too deep in the skin to do that yet. I have to wait for the right moment otherwise it might make it worse.


W-with who?


I'm not a monster lad.

711990 No.95646


>I'm not a monster lad.

Sop trying to turn me into a girl then

36fc39 No.95647




36fc39 No.95648

File: 3cefb5816a0ca53⋯.mp4 (1.67 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Truly become a monster dan….mp4)

f980b6 No.95649

File: 85ee7732c9e0647⋯.jpg (56.42 KB, 550x550, 1:1, __darjeeling_and_nishizumi….jpg)


But I'm not lad. If anything I'm simply highlighting threats to your masculinity.


I forgive you lad. It still hurts though.

711990 No.95650


>But I'm not lad. If anything I'm simply highlighting threats to your masculinity.

You take pleasure in the fact that I've been consuming these things unwittingly

52c187 No.95651

File: dfaab97ff2e9dc8⋯.png (142.3 KB, 1191x786, 397:262, Sad Sleep Wojak.png)

Going to bed lads, and lasses.

f980b6 No.95652


M-maybe. But that only encourages you to consume them less.

08ccff No.95653


Night lad :) .

36fc39 No.95654

File: 663f1321c519c1e⋯.png (14.8 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)


>I forgive you lad. It still hurts though.

Ahhhhh I don't know what came over me. How can I make it better?

52c187 No.95655

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

711990 No.95656


But you'd rather I did consume them though, wouldn't you?

a36528 No.95657


goodnight lad

36fc39 No.95658

File: ca224ef9ee214ea⋯.png (80.99 KB, 500x336, 125:84, 0ffd1bf489bbf0c45105c674e1….png)


Bit early for you, lad? Goodnight

52c187 No.95659

File: e7a8f92fec5629c⋯.jpg (173.15 KB, 1529x1072, 1529:1072, 5857b053d95047eef79e5297b0….jpg)


Night lad.

af604f No.95660

File: 458c4a2efa534ca⋯.jpg (73.73 KB, 643x960, 643:960, Slavsuka2.jpg)

Unsure how to feel right now tbh

f980b6 No.95661

File: d382c723a0bdff2⋯.png (272.02 KB, 450x625, 18:25, __kay_a_w_and_girls_und_pa….png)


It will be okay lad, I'm sure I'll forget about it eventually.



Wrong reply.


Night night lad.


If I said I didn't would you do the opposite?

52c187 No.95662

File: 8d7758c9ceecf4e⋯.jpg (39.6 KB, 400x562, 200:281, 1471187139516.jpg)


Goodnight lad.

698d60 No.95663

711990 No.95664


>If I said I didn't would you do the opposite?

No, because not only would you be lying, I'd be loading myself up with hormones that turn you into a gayist

52c187 No.95665

File: e0ddcdaaf76d412⋯.gif (11.08 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1431227362609.gif)


Yer I'm trying to sort my sleep out. Staying awake in the day time in summer kinda makes me feel guilty about not going outside though. Night lad.

698d60 No.95666


they feminize you, not make you gay

711990 No.95667


even worse

52c187 No.95668

File: cef49b1e6979b30⋯.jpg (275 KB, 1803x1351, 1803:1351, 0f6cadbeacfdc19daebc84c3f8….jpg)


Night night lass.

f980b6 No.95669



Satan's right, gay men don't do tits.

af604f No.95670

File: 1ed95d822a0a2db⋯.jpg (1.06 KB, 54x53, 54:53, tinynige.jpg)


I'm nowhere atm

nvm tho doesn't matter

36fc39 No.95671




>It will be okay lad, I'm sure I'll forget about it eventually.

>tfw I won't be able to sleep tonight

I deleted the post, lass, it doesn't count anymore

08ccff No.95672

Why does poo float?

698d60 No.95673

>theres a druidjak banner

I love it tbh


No, having tits and liking women doesnt have to be gay if you are male.

f980b6 No.95674

File: cbd51f04d4da2f8⋯.png (199.15 KB, 491x656, 491:656, __darjeeling_and_kay_girls….png)


Please sleep lad, even if the heat is unbearable. You need your strength.

698d60 No.95675


Hmm, wanna talk about it?


mine doesnt, see a doctor.

52c187 No.95676



Let it out lad, we're here for you. I'm going to bed tbh so I won't be here but I know 22 Stone will like the gossip. 22 Stone I know you're reading this.

698d60 No.95677


sorry lad

711990 No.95678

File: b8721c68472e4df⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 142.79 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, DCAFyv0XkAAFrDG.jpg large.jpg)

night lads

Hope you all get chinky gfs soon

36fc39 No.95679


>Staying awake in the day time in summer kinda makes me feel guilty about not going outside though.

>tfw dad stopped telling you to go outside and play/enjoy the weather years ago

night lad

36fc39 No.95680

File: e0bcda18fa967d6⋯.jpg (144.25 KB, 349x370, 349:370, Based honesty.jpg)


Night, lad

Hope you don't become gayist

af604f No.95681


nothing lad


nah don't worry about sorry I even mentioned it


I've ruined the thread enough times tbh >22st will read this spoiler

698d60 No.95682


nitey nite

52c187 No.95683

File: 8d6470cdcac09e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 39.64 KB, 456x810, 76:135, 8d6470cdcac09e444eb5771beb….jpg)


Smh lad I expect it from 22 Stone but not from you, not from you..

36fc39 No.95684


I actually didn't I'm off my game I guess smh


>>22st will read this spoiler

only did it because I was reminded tbh

52c187 No.95685


>I've ruined the thread enough times tbh

Lad… you can't ruin something that is already trash. :^)

8b1d52 No.95686


tbh if you have an issue that you want to talk about then you should post about it, its healthy to vent.


*promises to stop being a nosey parker*

>tfw fail the captcha 4 times in a row

I need to hire a mechanical turk tbh

8b1d52 No.95687

File: 7e7ccb918bb92f0⋯.jpg (256.08 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 20170614_204707.jpg)

52c187 No.95688

File: a57f1d507d6f250⋯.png (157.72 KB, 361x286, 361:286, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

36fc39 No.95689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


af604f No.95690


True but even trash has varying quality


some of it's kinda private though lad and I can't tell the thread

but don't worry I have people I can trust

36fc39 No.95691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


52c187 No.95692

File: 79e1b285e487c06⋯.png (12.47 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

52c187 No.95693

File: be85b79ba99a739⋯.png (44.9 KB, 699x560, 699:560, 2670c434175adeb7350505c664….png)

f980b6 No.95694

File: 34760c752c46af2⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 2048x1314, 1024:657, __boko_nishizumi_maho_and_….jpg)

Night night lads, I'm going to try to sleep through this heat.

8b1d52 No.95695


>True but even trash has varying quality

where theres muck theres brass, one mans trash is another mans treasure, etcetera etcetera.

okay lad, Im here if you need an internet stranger to ridicule you for whatever it is :^)

52c187 No.95696

File: 20e3041e1fb6240⋯.png (11.2 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

52c187 No.95697

File: 9a7e2559b0b1938⋯.png (12.43 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

8b1d52 No.95698


night dude

36fc39 No.95699

File: b9394a01b84a3c1⋯.png (13.58 KB, 750x408, 125:68, db11.png)

File: 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976525.jpg)


Night, lass. Try sleeping on top of the covers

52c187 No.95700


Night lass.

af604f No.95701




Thanks lad, good to know

08ccff No.95702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Night Lass, move your bed under the window,

8b1d52 No.95703

>roof window has an alleged 'mosquito screen' designed for massive euro bog mozzies

>its inneffective on dainty british mozzies


b1d85f No.95704

File: 890167e19533e09⋯.jpg (6.24 KB, 360x254, 180:127, vila blakes 7.jpg)


I have no idea who this guy actually is but every time I see his face I'm reminded of Vila from Blake's 7.



Could this be the next big thing once kpop blows over?

36fc39 No.95705


that's pretty retarded

08ccff No.95706

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Not unless everyone develops a love of ballads.

005843 No.95707

File: a95675c69888d2e⋯.jpg (54.92 KB, 571x478, 571:478, now see here you little sh….jpg)


Wouldn't the daintier ones get through the gaps easier?

8b1d52 No.95708


thats exactly the problem lad

a54303 No.95709


Just camwhore tbh lass.

36fc39 No.95710


Would you add her to your collection, lad?

005843 No.95711

AAAAAAAH it's hot and I have autism and I'm going bald. Help me

b81026 No.95712

File: 8f2959a888c5554⋯.png (34.15 KB, 450x367, 450:367, 1453343754004.png)

Lasses it is way too fucking hot for a night time

36fc39 No.95713


Autists are weak to heat?

af604f No.95714


>it's hot

get naked and open your windows

>I have autism

Congratulations, you are the superior race

>I'm going bald

kill yourself it's the only way

005843 No.95715


Probably, tbh. Hypersensitivity and all that,

7a7440 No.95716

File: 5b6d1c9bf1dea9d⋯.jpg (48.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, devilish.jpg)

I post anime girls now.


b1d85f No.95717


Autism is a manifestation of our ancient hyperborean ancestry and as such they are adapted for the native climate of the white man.

af604f No.95718

File: 220215fbb7c648c⋯.webm (3.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Everything's Gonna Be Ok.webm)

005843 No.95719


Do these videos just exsit to trigger schizos?

36fc39 No.95720


Are you a lass?

b81026 No.95721


It's bait made to make people think her videos have a deeper level to them to rake in views from conspiritards. nothing to see there

b81026 No.95722


meant for >>95719

8b1d52 No.95723


nah its right cool in the van now, lush tbh.


Shave all your hair off, itll cool you down too.

a54303 No.95724

File: 93cc86a23aa73ca⋯.jpg (66.44 KB, 965x811, 965:811, anon1.JPG)



b81026 No.95725


fug lad dont make me jelous

36fc39 No.95726

File: dd1e3d729779c37⋯.png (338.36 KB, 1242x936, 69:52, ClipboardImage.png)

Part and Parcel I guess

36fc39 No.95727

Oh it's already over. This is the lad. Huwhite or nto?


a54303 No.95728




35d853 No.95729

File: 6125ae49754e2db⋯.gif (2.03 MB, 400x600, 2:3, PE210.gif)

It’s happening again.

52c187 No.95730

File: cef4a04a3e95310⋯.jpg (89.18 KB, 765x594, 85:66, 327861a086170b4ff95e1ddd8a….jpg)

2f8aa5 No.95731


it's already hot again aaaaaaa

and the met office has lengthened the heatwave until thursday aaaaaaaaaaa

52c187 No.95732

File: 0a8bdc3be935242⋯.jpg (9.31 KB, 254x255, 254:255, 0a8bdc3be935242228da041f50….jpg)

9c802b No.95733

Usually wake up covered in drool if I sleep on my side, slept straight through last night because of the heat. Based Sun.

0f0182 No.95734

Guten morgen lads

620d45 No.95735


Morning lad

b1d85f No.95736

>wake up

>apparently somebody went daft

Is it terrorism if it doesn't make me scared?

05952f No.95737


Finsbury Park attack: Man dies as van hits worshippers

Convienent… too convienent…

41c36e No.95738

>going to be 32 here today

it's ok the hellfire will be worse

morning muffins

quick rundown on finsbury pls if you can


what if I'm not a lass

41c36e No.95739

>>95737 never mind this works thanks

b1d85f No.95740


All you need to know is that peace vans are not representative of angry nativism.

52c187 No.95741

File: be843d8ac23118c⋯.png (10.09 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

>Talking to cute traps.


41c36e No.95742

File: 4fc5f620bd6427d⋯.jpg (13.63 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 5719a5e19c2b803b6853a73657….jpg)

i wish i was drunk

or had a hungover

or was feeling generally physically bad some way or the other, i'm not suffering enough for my taste


ban assault vans tbh

>BBC suddenly start mentioning "Mental health issues"

called it

97f832 No.95743

File: ee2efcf81c5060f⋯.jpg (174.43 KB, 550x404, 275:202, 20170612_162726.jpg)

Hi everybody


am I going to get partyv& as a precaution now?

97f832 No.95744


97f832 No.95745

File: 4f156ad6b09d2b0⋯.jpg (124.55 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 20170529_211816.jpg)

*buys bullbars before they get b&*

52c187 No.95746

f980b6 No.95747

File: 52af472fe52a751⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 4142x2893, 4142:2893, __itsumi_erika_nishizumi_m….jpg)

>it's a spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) day

Reeeeeeeeeeeee I hate waking up to those.

It was bad enough hearing about the towering inferno 24/7.

f61465 No.95748

>attack dies

>iman tells congregation to pin the man not to harm him

>out of the blue

does this scream fake to anyone else?

f980b6 No.95749


The whole thing sounds so carefully controlled. The London Bridge attack on the other hand was crazy and all over the place.

f980b6 No.95750

File: fc0fa2c03720587⋯.png (1.32 MB, 920x1280, 23:32, __darjeeling_and_kay_girls….png)

>SA wakes up at the same time as me

I-I'm not SA I swear.

52c187 No.95751

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

41c36e No.95752

File: 3ac77ea7b8bd044⋯.png (104.38 KB, 420x420, 1:1, f8270121190bf79ce1a21d831e….png)


>The European Union member states' foreign ministers have extended sanctions against Crimea by one year that were due to expire this Friday, the European Council said Monday.

>Over 90 percent of Crimea’s residents voted in favor of the reunification in a referendum, the results of which have not been recognized by Ukraine, Brussels and Washington. The Russian authorities have repeatedly said that the people of Crimea have made their choice in a democratic vote in full accordance with international law and the UN Charter.


what if you just don't know he's you yet

97f832 No.95753


The guy apparently said 'kill all muslims', something seems very off with all this.

41c36e No.95754


I thought this was just fake news and the muslim was chatting shit

97f832 No.95755

File: 3902c0e492e310a⋯.jpg (198.85 KB, 960x640, 3:2, nintchdbpict0002437486492.jpg)


>He described the attacker as a tattooed white man in his late 30s or early 40s.


9c802b No.95756

Hmm, expect an article in the guardian called 'the rise of the tommy mairs' insulting white men of a certain age for being insular.

97f832 No.95757

97f832 No.95758

>wikipedia already saying its definitely terror


>In June 2017, a terrorist incident took place here when a van ran into a crowd of people.[5]


41c36e No.95759


bit spooky

52c187 No.95760


Kek VanLad.

f980b6 No.95761

File: 65277877f10f444⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)

>white people run over muslims

>muslims are the real victims of terror

>muslims run over white people

>muslims are the real victims of terror

122e34 No.95762


You'd think the police would be on it after bridge, but this attack just comes along, dead of night, all van driver can say is "kill all the muslims" before he dies?? Despite muslims not harming him just pinning him down yeah this is fucking bullshit

97f832 No.95763


I told you Im going to get nicked over this

122e34 No.95764


You genuinely might, we'll have to start calling you non-moving domicilelad to throw them off the trail

97f832 No.95765


tbh, just call me pikey lad or something, then its racist if they do tug me.

97f832 No.95766

called my brief tbh, this shit is not good

122e34 No.95767


Alrighty pikey

2f8aa5 No.95768

File: ac81d3eb5471c3c⋯.gif (1.65 MB, 480x481, 480:481, EXTREMELY angry frog.gif)

File: 0782838d85912b1⋯.png (147.18 KB, 274x274, 1:1, VERY angry frog.png)

File: 074021bb7efbea2⋯.png (233.43 KB, 900x900, 1:1, VERY FAST ANGRY FROG.png)

>jobcentre deducts bennies from me

>bennies are already inadequate to support a single person

>Student Loans retroactively massively increase my debt

>decide to charge interest (against the original agreement)

>retroactively apply interest and massively increase my debt again

>council stops da's bennies

>deducts existing bennies from his bank account

>retroactively reduces his bennies and takes more from his account because he "never resubmitted my status" (we both did so they would know I was unemployed)


it's blatant anti-white anti-pauper jewry and I want to gas them all

a36528 No.95769

File: 33a53467f4e5262⋯.jpg (57.02 KB, 796x1004, 199:251, 1494718112020.jpg)

Cannot WAIT for this media crusade!


Wew that's a bummer…

a36528 No.95770


9c802b No.95771

Lads, lasses,

Can I ask if it's normal for a hotel worker to voluntarily(?) post photos of themselves with guests, saying that the guest appreciated their service?

b5a309 No.95772


kind of normal tbh.

f980b6 No.95773

File: 3420bf7bd33ab2c⋯.png (694.48 KB, 800x1038, 400:519, __nishizumi_maho_and_nishi….png)


A-are you?


Sounds seedy to me.

9c802b No.95774



on facebook? to their friends?

a36528 No.95775

File: 369cae417c3723a⋯.jpg (295.79 KB, 1200x1450, 24:29, 1496913140887.jpg)


Yes and the bullies will pay!

a36528 No.95776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a36528 No.95777

Well that was crap

f980b6 No.95778


Are /brit/ bullying you again?

b5a309 No.95779


I dunno, Ive definitely seen pics of female friends who take selfies with shopworkers and shit, doesnt sound seedy to me.

a36528 No.95780


N-no I'm fine… :'(

a36528 No.95781

400 Burger Per Hour Robot Will Put Teenagers Out Of Work


>tfw there will be robot BPH regulations

b5a309 No.95782


what sort of shop sells 400 burgers per hour?

a36528 No.95783


Some kind of giant McDonalds? No idea lad

b5a309 No.95784


>the soupkitchens of the future will be staffed by burger flipping robots

utterly terrifying

2f8aa5 No.95785

*passive aggressively pranks the council by getting the jobcentre to print out my entire set of records for them and not just the ones for this year*

had to replace the noticeboard leaflets again smh



the factory that makes them

fast food is all dry frozen or whatever the term is

the governments really fucking hate young lads trying to get an early start on life smh, pays us less and doesn't let us get into housing, does everything possible to reduce hiring prospects etc

2f8aa5 No.95786


to the point that I couldn't even get regular temporary work and averaged about 1 day a month while signed on to mulltiple agencies

b5a309 No.95787


means they probably were taken by interested folk, good stuff.

>the governments really fucking hate young lads trying to get an early start on life

Dunno, they provide all sorts of apprenticeships and that, free college, free nvqs and city and guilds qualifications - they hooked you with the education meme, which has harmed your prospects. If you had been working since 16 youd be in a better position tbh.

2f8aa5 No.95788

File: 6fad452036d8b9a⋯.png (415.38 KB, 737x601, 737:601, honk.png)


If only I had been in Britain at 16 and had the knowledge of these things

Did try to do apprenticeships last year but there weren't any for practical skills, I think I wrote a bit about it - the majority were for hairdressing and similar foppery and the best I'd found was supervising retards trying to "ride" horses and clean up after them… Should probably have gone for it tbh


deba92 No.95789

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706658.png)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh been trying to get my computer to work for 3 hours

b5a309 No.95790


smh I know your situation is a bit different, and I also fell for 18 months of A levels, what a waste.

I still reckon you should do the CSCS test and work on sites lad, theres definitely temp site work that pays well, everywhere.


fucking loads lad, and it always pays well enough to travel 20 miles each way.

f980b6 No.95791

File: 46da10ac552ee7d⋯.jpg (144.87 KB, 1032x731, 24:17, __itsumi_erika_nishizumi_m….jpg)


Afternoon lad.

deba92 No.95792

File: e767435fffb2399⋯.png (2.52 MB, 1525x1236, 1525:1236, ClipboardImage.png)

deba92 No.95793

File: d367a66f0492d25⋯.png (13.03 KB, 511x504, 73:72, Boku no Pepe.png)


Afternoon, lass

a36528 No.95794

File: 4c2a8fc9b42d228⋯.png (402.07 KB, 598x1021, 598:1021, lain happy (2).png)


welcome back lad

b5a309 No.95795



a36528 No.95796


top kek

deba92 No.95797

File: 17777685fb2a93e⋯.jpg (98.57 KB, 1159x1600, 1159:1600, 17777685fb2a93ea4c68ea48b6….jpg)


Am I cute, lad?


Thanks for the help, lass. Hope it works. My computer just has to survive 10 more days.

deba92 No.95798

File: 3ffb4c545193a23⋯.png (5.99 KB, 567x606, 189:202, 6c94821dc7b0c468412e7e9132….png)


I'm just eating ice cream, lad…

2f8aa5 No.95799


The jobcentre does pay for the card as well, I'll get to them about it next appointment. LOCAL jobs within bus schedule timeframes as on there are perfect, have to juggle it with NEA but it should be doable and net a bit of income over the next couple months.

f980b6 No.95800

File: 1d5ff569e022875⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 457.5 KB, 600x1200, 1:2, icecream.jpg)

b5a309 No.95801


Good stuff mate, much better than languishing in a rut. You might even enjoy it, kek.


ok lad…

deba92 No.95802

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 80571459e6e21b28879d92a96b….png)


That's an illegal image, lass I miss her

a36528 No.95803


You're welcome lad! What's happening in 10 days?

deba92 No.95804


Secret, lass. It's actually 11 days.

f980b6 No.95805

File: cac8dc999263153⋯.png (526.79 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)


I miss her too. I've got too many images that I never got to use.

b5a309 No.95806

File: 05a13e4a7d78a06⋯.jpg (105.22 KB, 540x354, 90:59, 20170612_195853.jpg)

Im officially denouncing the actions of the mentally disturbed lad who drove into our poor, poor innocent muslims brothers in Finsbury.


2f8aa5 No.95807

File: 106f82e71d03e93⋯.png (26.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't 22.png)


mostly worried about being a weakling in public, I'm still a chubby fuck and the only exercise I've been getting is bodyweight. Eight hours box stacking in factories was bad enough and carting bricks is probably worse. I could probably come to enjoy it tbh, doing physical things and getting stronger isn't bad at all.


I was in the bank sending my hard earned bennies to da for the rent and they were playing some talking heads about BBC, ticked all the checkboxes.

>muh joe's cock

>evil right wing terrorists

>what could POSSIBLY drive them to this

>muzzies dindu nuffin


b5a309 No.95808


actually this is entirely rescinded:

>Muslims say white people need to apologize for “Islamophobia Attack” on Muslims in London


labour caused this.

deba92 No.95809


Did you see how peaceful those Muslism were when they peacefully apprehended the man without harming him? wtf I love Muslims now


There has to be something we can do…

a36528 No.95810

File: 2baa37bfcdcb137⋯.png (55.78 KB, 251x305, 251:305, 1488853894787.png)


Oooo exciting tbh someone's special day?

b5a309 No.95811


>carting bricks

lad being a labourer is more about holding the end of a tape measure and sweeping up, the 'humping and dumping' isnt every day, youll be fine. Im not strong but I survive.

deba92 No.95812

File: 6806867f88da30a⋯.png (3.26 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

b5a309 No.95813


>definitely an attack on islam

wtf you cunts why are you so fucking biased


b5a309 No.95814


>summer child


b5a309 No.95815


b5a309 No.95816

>mosques to get free cctv and police guards

war is coming, isnt it?

2f8aa5 No.95817


when you put it like that it sounds easier than box stacking tbh, can't hurt to give it a go.


bolshevik broadcasting company

>>95816 about damn time

a36528 No.95818

File: df1a2a6584e8c67⋯.png (262.36 KB, 593x822, 593:822, ClipboardImage.png)

drawing the welsh dragon is 2hard ;_;

a36528 No.95819


Cancer tbh

deba92 No.95820

File: 0728415b7815164⋯.png (20.84 KB, 902x720, 451:360, 0728415b7815164a60ebb3de1d….png)


Is that you after yesterday's tanning, lass?

2f8aa5 No.95821

>yids have the shomrim

>muzzies have rape gangs

>pooinloos have sikhs

>whites have a police force so mired in corruption and traitorousness that they get arrested for hate speech on twitter and the po po won't save drowning children but they will save watery qu'rans

right wing death squads are the only answer

2f8aa5 No.95822

aaaa it so hot I've abandoned decency

*takes shirt off and leaves door open*

a36528 No.95823

File: 87a11d53042547b⋯.jpg (62.33 KB, 539x960, 539:960, native.jpg)


maybe I'm curious how tanned I can get tbh I've never really tried before

deba92 No.95824

File: b643b3ad81ed604⋯.png (171.19 KB, 620x350, 62:35, ClipboardImage.png)


Look at me

I'm the European now

deba92 No.95825


Careful, lass. It increases testosterone and might ruin your skin

a36528 No.95826


Reparations when?


Smh don't worry I'll fight the bully test

a36528 No.95827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b5a309 No.95828



>POLICE have rushed to Paddington Station after witnesses said a man appeared to attack an officer

52c187 No.95829

File: c1bfabf0ceb6bfc⋯.png (10.96 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)


>Am I cute, lad?

Of course you are lass.

>Wake up.

>QT 3.14 trap talks to me.

>QT 3.14 trap takes some nice lewds and sends them to me.

Good mornig tbh lad.

This isn't the same trap we talked about in cytu.be.

Talked to another nice trap later on in the day.


I'm eating ice cream now tbh lad, Häagen-Dazs pralines and cream. What flavour are you eating?

Might have a lil nap after the ice cream. Today has been alright tbh.

04d350 No.95830


>what could POSSIBLY drive them to this

a van

52c187 No.95831



I'm eating ice cream now tbh lad, Häagen-Dazs pralines and cream. What flavour are you eating?


Or were you not eating ice cream at all and you were just on about the picture you posted.

a36528 No.95832

>It's as hot here as it is in Spain

f980b6 No.95833

File: 1cf3007f2cc1650⋯.png (18.36 KB, 2000x1200, 5:3, King's Colours 1606.png)


It's sad when national flags are slightly too complicated to draw easily. I prefer the old Union Jack over the modern one because the red x from St Patrick's Saltire is asymmetrical and everyone gets it wrong when they try to draw it from memory.

The complex designs are cool but I think it's more important for kids to be able to scribble the flag rather than trying, failing and then never drawing the flag again.

2f8aa5 No.95834

File: 92437d0cbf0bf29⋯.png (259.31 KB, 395x296, 395:296, pepe who controls the meme….png)

2f8aa5 No.95835


smh need to bomb all of the developing countries back into the stone age to stop climate change tbh

52c187 No.95836



The other nice trap is a QT 3.14 too tbh.

f980b6 No.95837


We just need our druids to perform a rain dance tbh.

>inb4 mass flooding again

52c187 No.95838

File: d0afbd4f86a581a⋯.gif (892.64 KB, 609x331, 609:331, 1466937546193-1.gif)



b5a309 No.95839

File: ad9c0e62b3000f2⋯.png (600.4 KB, 922x796, 461:398, 20170612_174548.png)


[sacrifices intensify]

f980b6 No.95840


[overdesigning intensifies]

b5a309 No.95841

did everyone see this?


52c187 No.95842

File: 8d6470cdcac09e4⋯.jpg (39.64 KB, 456x810, 76:135, 8d6470cdcac09e444eb5771beb….jpg)

deba92 No.95843


w-wew. You have your own harem, lad

Not having any tbh. Just replied to an image with ice cream in it with an image with ice cream in it tbh.

>Today has been alright tbh.

Nice lad.

>tfw you wake up early when you go to bed early



>Or were you not eating ice cream at all and you were just on about the picture you posted.



Black red and white looks so good

deba92 No.95844


Based brown police

f980b6 No.95845


Yeah, I'm just waiting for more information to come out.

deba92 No.95846

Speaking of police…

Germany: Police Powerless Against Middle Eastern Crime Gangs

>Observers have surmised that the real reason for the judge's leniency was that he feared his family might be subjected to retribution from the clan.

>"In their concept of masculinity, only power and force matter; if someone is humane and civil, this is considered a weakness. In clan structures, in tribal culture everywhere in the world, ethics are confined to the clan itself. Everything outside the clan is enemy territory." — Ralph Ghadban, Lebanese-German political scientist and leading expert on Middle Eastern clans in Germany.

>"The state promotes organized crime with taxpayer money." — Tom Schreiber, a member of the Berlin House of Deputies.


a36528 No.95847

File: 3206809ac4e9802⋯.png (2.38 MB, 1500x750, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)



The UK flag is a bit strange I'd prefer it if the saltire wasn't like that smh

I remember having to draw the welsh flag in school just to decorate something we were doing and it took up most of the lesson getting it to look right



52c187 No.95848


>w-wew. You have your own harem, lad

Kek lad, so close yet so far.

>Nice lad.

Arms are hurting though, they still havent healed fully since that time I hurt them, I was carrying around something a few days ago and it brought back the pain. Once the pain has gone again I'll do some streching exercises, then move on to some weights and slowly regain my strength, so they wont damage so easily, hopefully.


I like sleep alot tbh lad.

>Black red and white looks so good

It does look good tbh lad.

52c187 No.95849



Thanks lad, nearly missed it.

deba92 No.95850


>Arms are hurting though, they still havent healed fully since that time I hurt them, I was carrying around something a few days ago and it brought back the pain. Once the pain has gone again I'll do some streching exercises, then move on to some weights and slowly regain my strength, so they wont damage so easily, hopefully.

Are you sure you shouldn't have someone look at it before you do that, lad?

52c187 No.95851


>Are you sure you shouldn't have someone look at it before you do that, lad?

Probably tbh lad, idk if I will though, but I read full recovery can take months.

deba92 No.95852


>Probably tbh lad, idk if I will though, but I read full recovery can take months.

Please do, lad. Could probably help you find good ways to exercise it and build strength as well

deba92 No.95853

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg)

>It's a mummy talks to the dog but is actually talking to me episode

b5a309 No.95854


wow thats pretty passive aggressive

52c187 No.95855


>Please do, lad. Could probably help you find good ways to exercise it and build strength as well

I'm going to the doctors in about 2 weeks for more pills so I could ask then.

*Looks at VanLad.* Are you reading this lad?

b5a309 No.95856


**No *whistles nonchalantly*

deba92 No.95857


Yeah smh


>I'm going to the doctors in about 2 weeks for more pills so I could ask then.

That's good. What pills?

52c187 No.95858




>What pills?

Belly pills.

b5a309 No.95859


>belly pills

omeprazole or something?

52c187 No.95860



a36528 No.95861

File: 58b82a1dc2a5b9e⋯.png (43.96 KB, 579x111, 193:37, ClipboardImage.png)

top kek

b5a309 No.95862

>take pair of shorts back to shop because they are too big

>pick up another pair and go to the counter

>the guy refunds me for both pairs without checking my reciept

I got £20 free but now have no fresh shorts.

b5a309 No.95863


i really dont trust that flag

2f8aa5 No.95864

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's comfy but also saddening

a36528 No.95865


how come?

b5a309 No.95866


Bad vibe from some of his posts - i think its thatchrysippus tripfag, but Im not certain. Always ill informed and idiotically extreme. Just my opinion though.

52c187 No.95867


Nice lad.

a36528 No.95868


smh hope he's not spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

b5a309 No.95869

that other vanlad was apparently welsh

deba92 No.95870

File: 543a3235dace758⋯.png (61.44 KB, 177x285, 59:95, 0513373dc5efffbd3f0d0d5067….png)


Radicalised by all the anti-welsh rhetoric no doubt

f980b6 No.95871

File: 64d70968261a903⋯.png (1.72 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)


Please don't get radicalized and run me over lad.

52c187 No.95872

Is WaifuPoster Civis Romanvs Gert on discord?

711990 No.95873


yeah he looked swarthy

711990 No.95874

>when your chinky gf gets sent to prison for selling cadmium tainted rice, but it turns out it wasnt her fault because all of the rice in china is tainted with cadmium

deba92 No.95875


Already radicalised, lass. You'd be riding shotgun with me instead though

b5a309 No.95876


they are saying he is a jewish expat from nyc who has welsh citizenship….


b5a309 No.95877


>already radicalised

book him, boys

711990 No.95878


If he's jewish we'll at least get the cuckservatives defending him because he's been a victim of antisemitism

b1d85f No.95879


>remove Scotland

>insert Cornwall

I like it Y Ddraig Goch looks rubbish superimposed on the union flag though tbh

b1d85f No.95880

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, pepe angry.jpg)


Sadly true. Suffering 2000 years of cambrophobia isn't enough.

a36528 No.95881

File: fd9d8e55ba4069c⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 183x232, 183:232, 8fa.jpg)


No!! He's definitely a native welshman!

a36528 No.95882

File: 56c40e6321646cc⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x988, 256:247, ClipboardImage.png)

>Manchester high school for girls 50 years ago and today

b5a309 No.95883


disgusting tbh.

711990 No.95884

File: 971f7d9b0b2799a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.68 KB, 250x376, 125:188, DBBqhb8WAAA7v_9.jpg large.jpg)

b1d85f No.95885


Not diverse enough. I still see some white faces.

b5a309 No.95886

*puts correct flag back on*

deba92 No.95887


Were you planning to false flag us, lad….

b5a309 No.95888

File: 0cd91e6920fd41b⋯.png (305.8 KB, 470x730, 47:73, 20170614_194334.png)

b5a309 No.95889


maybe a little bit.

711990 No.95890

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>the blood god and bad al were seen together again

Surprised it didn't start a war in Iran.

b5a309 No.95891



a36528 No.95892


now the government can't impose transit restrictions, lucky lad

711990 No.95893


Assault vans still need to be banned

b5a309 No.95894



it was also a box-van not a panel-van. Brilliant tbh.

cbb5b2 No.95895

File: 8fed50620a72506⋯.jpg (199.36 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 26f5d69b11221c0f389e3af13b….jpg)

Hope you lads can get a gun soon tbh, seems to be kicking off over there.

b5a309 No.95896


>ever being able to use a gun before the total collapse

wouldnt help even if we did have guns lad. As soon as they are used then you get banged up.

711990 No.95897


>it's a yank tries international girlposting episode

No one gives a shit

cbb5b2 No.95898

File: eab9e68cbdb7111⋯.jpg (49.09 KB, 736x718, 368:359, =3.jpg)

b1d85f No.95899

File: daa2420c00ec4d6⋯.jpg (82.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1355602791493.jpg)


>civil war breaks out

>trapped in a war zone

>use a gun to defend yourself

>the government prosecutes you for illegal ownership and use of a firearm

The future's bright

b5a309 No.95900

File: 4ec0ff17b2be524⋯.jpg (135.92 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 20170529_212049.jpg)


>trapped in a warzone

not with my trusty transit

*tyre squealing*


b1d85f No.95901

File: 3f3e5ed77de1059⋯.jpg (33.19 KB, 299x470, 299:470, cop stop.jpg)


>owning a van

I hope you've got all the correct paperwork for that deadly weapon, young man.

f980b6 No.95902

File: 16baee02588e9e9⋯.png (568.7 KB, 855x1080, 19:24, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)

I'm down to boyshorts and a vest at the moment. I don't remember heat like this before.

2f8aa5 No.95903

File: 6c8767be74bf074⋯.png (3.55 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Mobile Comfy Vehicle.png)

tfw no MCV

b5a309 No.95904


its been hotter before tbh, its not above 30 here.

711990 No.95905

File: 421c6eeb56893b9⋯.png (187.04 KB, 214x377, 214:377, eliminate.png)


> boyshorts and a vest

b5a309 No.95906

a36528 No.95907

File: fb39989fcdf36fc⋯.jpg (107.96 KB, 409x409, 1:1, comfy neet pepe.jpg)


>tfw there's a slight cloud cover today

711990 No.95908

a36528 No.95909

PUBG looks fun tbh



b1d85f No.95910


He's wrong tbh. They're enemy civilians.

b5a309 No.95911

deba92 No.95912

File: 166c20319ccfac8⋯.png (379.77 KB, 624x660, 52:55, ClipboardImage.png)


t. white person

b1d85f No.95913


Eh, it's a true statement. Imperium tbh

711990 No.95914

File: e2b9955d21fca92⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 82.3 KB, 525x490, 15:14, e2b9955d21fca922888cad897d….jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf

41c36e No.95915

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



he shits on putin in this, a nice fucking friend he is

f980b6 No.95916

File: c7328bf7e1e8d56⋯.png (640.23 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)

Actually forget about the boyshorts, I'm switching to DEFCON 1.

711990 No.95917


what on earth are boyshorts anyway

b5a309 No.95918


just shorts i think

f980b6 No.95919


You probably know them as boxers. Anyway DEFCON 1 was a mistake.

a36528 No.95920

File: 9f03056b83895f4⋯.png (429.74 KB, 613x800, 613:800, 1496399838204.png)


what happened?

deba92 No.95921


What happened?

a36528 No.95922


What happened?

b1d85f No.95923


There is literally nothing wrong with naturism.

2f8aa5 No.95924



why, my peenus weenus of course

a36528 No.95925

File: f354e39ac562efd⋯.png (153.6 KB, 214x377, 214:377, ClipboardImage.png)

deba92 No.95926

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

711990 No.95927


Are you committing ID fraud Pembs

2f8aa5 No.95928

>couldn't even make the effort to put the name on for the joke

this heat is making me delirious tbh



it's a joke and/or true that neo et al are fags pretending to be women tbh

a36528 No.95929


W-who is this pembs?

f980b6 No.95930

File: 002cbfcc01b44ae⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1381x1956, 1381:1956, __nishizumi_maho_nishizumi….png)




I realized I was out of drinks and had to put my clothes back on to get some. I also need to shave again soon but that's another story.


There is everything wrong with naturism. The only people who want to walk around nude are people you never want to see without clothes on.

41c36e No.95931




just rip that shit off nigga

2f8aa5 No.95932

File: 7738d347b89cb72⋯.png (93.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, devilish.png)


a partner in crime

*flees to the middle east*



tbh this weather is making me reconsider hippy hair and face pubes

b5a309 No.95933


>being against naturism

smh tbh.

b1d85f No.95934

File: 7594ba60df1cd60⋯.jpg (126.59 KB, 750x683, 750:683, morality zone.jpg)


>The only people who want to walk around nude are people you never want to see without clothes on.

I thought you were a moral lass. Why would you "want" to see a naked person?

711990 No.95935


>not ripping out every hair on your body with a pair of tweezers

a36528 No.95936

File: 9ab9a608503016f⋯.jpg (52.66 KB, 455x511, 65:73, 1470047066511.jpg)


feels nice to be clean shaven tbh



Post last edited at

b5a309 No.95937


>not dousing yourself in lighter fluid and burning the hair off








41c36e No.95938


then you shouldn't want to see anyone naked, then no one should be in first place, right?


well it includes what I mean, the ways of getting there don't matter

a36528 No.95939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How North Korea Smuggles Parts to Build Nuke Missiles (HBO)

2f8aa5 No.95940



*buys nukes from Israel*

it's a farce to even call it smuggling when these things are done by the secret intelligent services of the great western puppets of israel

711990 No.95941


>not injecting yourself with chemotherapy drugs just for the hairloss effects

deba92 No.95942

File: 8c54944ed1b0f3e⋯.png (7.43 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

b5a309 No.95943


fucking hardcore

deba92 No.95944

File: bfcdc427dad92fb⋯.jpg (104.47 KB, 574x580, 287:290, 1496102666313.jpg)


>not injecting yourself with oestrogen

711990 No.95945


Stop trying to turn everyone gay

deba92 No.95946


It has a similar effect and is less dangerous than chemotherapy.

b5a309 No.95947

File: 766b59433a60113⋯.jpg (31.48 KB, 500x500, 1:1, zdih1462967229488.jpg)


this forced trannyism me_me has gone on for long enough tbh.

711990 No.95948


Fuck off oestrogen is the devil

b1d85f No.95949

File: b8cd692b779fab4⋯.jpg (19.52 KB, 372x372, 1:1, Morality smile.jpg)


Lass there's a world of difference between apathy and antipathy. There is no reason to have an immoral reaction towards nudity, unless you are yourself immoral.

af604f No.95950

File: e3b89a911fff6e5⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Robbie Rotten redistribut….webm)

Hi comrades



711990 No.95951

File: b3d97a75e7017c2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.41 KB, 500x640, 25:32, Pricks you.jpg)

File: f4c57051a0d99b1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.42 KB, 700x1054, 350:527, Pricks you2.jpg)

File: 0c2225adfbf221d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 72.92 KB, 500x709, 500:709, Pricks you3.jpg)

>injects the gayists with testosterone and imperium

41c36e No.95952




and semi-this

b5a309 No.95953


bonjour lad.

2f8aa5 No.95954

File: cacbca8a7c10cf3⋯.png (29.36 KB, 300x250, 6:5, AUGH.png)


the temp has raised from the previous high of 29 to 30

oh god I'm melting


a36528 No.95955

File: 8fa270b8f8a3220⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 993x1169, 993:1169, 1494387404827.jpg)

>tfw a red Ibanez Destroyer II DT-250 turned up at a local music shop once but was bought before I could save up for it

ahhh I'll never have that chance again

41c36e No.95956


>There is no reason to have an immoral reaction towards nudity, unless you are yourself immoral.

disagreed tbh, like neo said if i dont want to look at a dude naked that doesnt make me immoral. but i may give you that there is out of place nudity and more or less allowed nudity

b5a309 No.95957


what flag is this, it looks like isis on my phone

af604f No.95958


It is ISIS

Israeli Secret Intelligence Service

b5a309 No.95959


disagree with that too - nudity is not inherently sexual, our society just makes it that way.

b5a309 No.95960


oh right okay

2f8aa5 No.95961

File: 84458e0fe61e687⋯.png (94.98 KB, 1026x1234, 513:617, redjaket.png)

>the real reason britons died so much in foreign climes is because they wore woollen clothing in 30+ degree weather and just melted into puddles of sweat as swarthy dark skinned foreigners laugh and spread more diseases around to kill them off

b5a309 No.95962


also delhi belly from the local water, diahrea was a big killer tbh.

af604f No.95963

File: 98f93599019928f⋯.png (110.12 KB, 550x546, 275:273, hol up.png)

File: 3b70d9553e22578⋯.jpg (78.82 KB, 716x768, 179:192, cia.jpg)


b1d85f No.95964


Really makes me wonder how England ever conquered India. I understand Portugal and Spain imperialising the world, they're adapted for a swarthland climate.

41c36e No.95965

File: 2af2efeaf08ffd1⋯.jpg (73.67 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 7ee3df9c-6ee1-499c-bb75-6a….jpg)

slumber time

711990 No.95966


>sleeping at 6pm

Night lad

af604f No.95967


See you tomorrow

2f8aa5 No.95968

>no "a fucking wagon wheel" fla


*pisses and shits and floats rotting dead bodies down my own river then drinks from it*

pajeets must be tried for biological war crimes


>muzzies kill whites on an industrial scale

>whites are the real terrorists

>muzzies kill muzzies on an industrial scale

>whites are the real terrorists

>muzzies offend yids

>whites are the real terrorists

>justifiably insane/snapped white kills a few muzzies

>whites are the real terrorists



true grit


tried to have a siesta tbh

af604f No.95969


Because we are the master race of course


Makes more sense than you'd think sometimes

b5a309 No.95970

>big office window is moving forward, hes tripled the budget and wants more work


2f8aa5 No.95971

File: 8ff1d459070ca6b⋯.png (191.79 KB, 603x690, 201:230, 3573568356.png)

711990 No.95972

File: da58b05ae678118⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.76 KB, 638x960, 319:480, DBAUzDkXUAEousK.jpg large.jpg)

Join the imperium lads

fb308b No.95973

does anybody know how to do GRP roofing?

2f8aa5 No.95974

fb308b No.95975


g o o d lad

are you available to work later this month?

deba92 No.95976

File: e2366457a71df5a⋯.png (32.87 KB, 586x254, 293:127, ClipboardImage.png)


711990 No.95977


inb4 this gets completely different coverage to the bloke from earlier today

2f8aa5 No.95978


course, happy to come down and inhale some fiberglass

it's one of the few building materials I've actually done anything with which was portage and loading and nothing to do with actually fitting

deba92 No.95979

deba92 No.95980

File: 7965444338dd739⋯.png (908.77 KB, 916x696, 229:174, ClipboardImage.png)

Jesus Christ

711990 No.95981


Oh that legitimately is just PART AND PARCEL because it's nog on nog

711990 No.95982


it's wews

711990 No.95983

2f8aa5 No.95984

File: 32a33965397c7ef⋯.png (107.07 KB, 218x236, 109:118, haggisnigger.png)




>muzzies rape, torture, extort, murder etc repeatedly

>no police response

>one justified madman kills a single mudslime

>entire police force deployed to protect them

I really don't want to hate the po po especially not when some of them are oppressed natives jus tryna to get by but they make it really really hard

deba92 No.95985

File: beae47fd42bda9d⋯.png (1.01 MB, 891x943, 891:943, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 89aafe1146dca59⋯.png (6.54 MB, 2241x2472, 747:824, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 13d4e5a6cf9bdcc⋯.png (1011.03 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9a54e687dcfde06⋯.png (989.46 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

File: eecce4e73a07d39⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1024x914, 512:457, ClipboardImage.png)


b1d85f No.95986

File: 86e1c27cbb11720⋯.png (782.45 KB, 1300x927, 1300:927, sadiq khan delivers a parc….png)


>extra police to protect muslims

>after one attack that kills one

This really is a muslim country now, isn't it?

2f8aa5 No.95987

File: 729bd5f5dbc94ad⋯.png (93.05 KB, 1078x780, 539:390, haggisyank.png)


>that last one


deba92 No.95988



It's so weird as this isn't something that's common at all. I don't get the rationale for protecting Muslims just after they have gotten attacked for once.

2f8aa5 No.95989


on the low level, because muzzies need pandering to because they're the government's desired future and voters

on the high, because yids must protect their sword.

I really like the "Islam is the Sword of Jewry" phrase tbh

620d45 No.95990

Alright lads? who else is /sunburnt/ here?

deba92 No.95991

File: 3702f3252aabe9d⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1078x967, 1078:967, ClipboardImage.png)

9c802b No.95992

I am going to regret that nap.

711990 No.95993

File: d891698f572e2b0⋯.jpg (64.78 KB, 688x690, 344:345, PART OF YOUR PLAN.jpg)

deba92 No.95994


Not me not ever tbh. I guess you are?


If only we had some police presence to protect little girls from rape.

fb308b No.95995


alright lad, not me tbh, suntan lotion tbh.

2f8aa5 No.95996

File: 520bd224ad6c1c4⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1747x819, 1747:819, 67846868.png)


don't be racist lad

b1d85f No.95997

File: 0e7b622875fd5c7⋯.png (124.97 KB, 357x306, 7:6, douglas.png)


>government to establish new commission on tacking extremism

Could've stopped it before it started by not flooding the country with foreigners. I guess that wouldn't do.


>going outside

Brave lad

deba92 No.95998

File: 3991aac3dd2a075⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1022x1100, 511:550, ClipboardImage.png)

620d45 No.95999


Oh you know it lad, it fucking sucks. Your lucky if you've never had one tbh

deba92 No.96000


Had them when I was on holiday as a kid. Mostly stay inside now so no risk :^)

deba92 No.96001

File: 123e14cde1524d9⋯.png (161.04 KB, 533x557, 533:557, ClipboardImage.png)

711990 No.96002

File: f59aef5c5cb8412⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.71 KB, 425x640, 85:128, C85-y0fWAAAs5Rt.jpg large.jpg)


>an economy built literally on spite


620d45 No.96003


>suntan lotion

I didn't think I'd be working outside for as long as I did smh

9e2e5c No.96004


What is progressive taxation?

fb308b No.96005

File: 91c89a00af1a3a7⋯.png (252.05 KB, 169x681, 169:681, Premium1.png)


711990 No.96006


Everything has to be done via pop culture reference.

deba92 No.96007

File: 8935161cc13b81d⋯.png (353.1 KB, 576x647, 576:647, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg)


7b6108 No.96008

I'm back

deba92 No.96009

deba92 No.96010


Welcome home, lad. You didn't bring any illegals did you?

7b6108 No.96011


*checks pockets*

I hope not

fb308b No.96012


alright lad, welcome back.

fb308b No.96013

File: 322c7f8d09d4753⋯.jpg (31.42 KB, 216x288, 3:4, swan 1.jpg)


>those replies

fb308b No.96014


you had room in your pockets and you didnt use it to bring me cheap baccy? shame on you.

7b6108 No.96015


Lad they sneak in everywhere, and there wasn't time to stop before the channel crossing because of the roadworks making us late sorry lad

fb308b No.96016


Im only winding you up lad, kek.

620d45 No.96017

Anyways I'm off on my workout. Gotta be fit for the upcoming race war tbh

7b6108 No.96018


Yeah I know lad smh I miss it already

a54303 No.96019

File: 1451a663b5825ff⋯.jpg (55.41 KB, 638x433, 638:433, PE97.jpg)

Hi Laddos.

Some happening a.

deba92 No.96020


Hey lad

a54303 No.96021

File: 62dd353c9d777be⋯.jpeg (36.36 KB, 500x462, 250:231, slashthinkingslash.jpeg)


Hi Lad. Why did the Welshman do it? Was he trying to kick start the next crusade? Had he lost someone in a Saracen attack? Was it a falseflag?

fb308b No.96022


alright dude.

deba92 No.96023

File: 5fd4dd1703dcc77⋯.png (552.83 KB, 633x961, 633:961, ClipboardImage.png)


Children of four so I guess he wants them out before they victimise his kids. Not really an effective way of going about it though. Guess it was a decision he made in the moment.

b1d85f No.96024


Who cares about locals, lad? There's an alleged 1% extra GDP to be gained from this. That's what really matters.


He wasn't Welsh, he was a filthy fucking foreigner living in the British bantustan.

a54303 No.96025


Not bad, played D&D last night. Was fun.


I see. I’m not seeing much sympathy for the Saracens.


>filthy fucking foreigner


f980b6 No.96026

File: 83790173f5e82e3⋯.jpg (181.08 KB, 900x693, 100:77, __akiyama_yukari_clint_eas….jpg)

CNN Contributor Blames Breitbart, White House for London Attack


Sorry if my news links radicalized you all.

a54303 No.96027

File: d7eb3d734d0188f⋯.jpg (116.28 KB, 587x840, 587:840, dor.jpg)

Will the riots still happen do you suppose? Will they be exaggerated in size owing to this event?

fb308b No.96028


You cant be radicalised by the truth though, what the shit.

711990 No.96029

File: fd1db3d7e37ee7e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.54 KB, 500x705, 100:141, DAhD64TWsAEWx6V.jpg large.jpg)


i though women weren't allowed in mosques

deba92 No.96030


They are but they aren't allowed to sit with the men.

deba92 No.96031

File: 8c07bd2f3aa2ed1⋯.png (11.93 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)


So that's why you've been posting so much Breitbart. You're a spy?

711990 No.96032


Breitbart turns you into a gayist tbh

deba92 No.96033


But they're so anti-gayist

f980b6 No.96034

File: 0193536a9cb8d7f⋯.jpg (84.57 KB, 750x750, 1:1, __kay_girls_und_panzer_dra….jpg)


I'm not a spy, I'm an innocent purveyor of alternative news.


Milo left ages ago. I'd be more worried about getting zion'd than pozzed by Breitbart.

711990 No.96035


Neo posts them, they're not anti gayist

deba92 No.96036


So if she started posted Imperium lasses she'd make you a gayist?

711990 No.96037


>I'm not a spy, I'm an innocent purveyor of alternative news.

And soy and xenoestrogens

f980b6 No.96038


At least I'm still innocent in doing that.

7b6108 No.96039

>tfw your ears missing the hypnotic thunder of the engines

smh tbh

711990 No.96040


You know exactly what you are trying to do

deba92 No.96041


Go for a drive?

7b6108 No.96042



and I'm too tired to drive safely

f980b6 No.96043

File: 301cf4e0642a139⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.76 KB, 750x1036, 375:518, 1338408189449.jpg)


Oh, do I lad?

fb308b No.96044


>has noise insulation

remove the exhaust baffles and open the windows :^)

deba92 No.96045


>congratulations, it's a boy!

f980b6 No.96046


Aww, he's a lucky lad.

711990 No.96047


That better be a chinky lass, otherwise, I don't know what you're trying to say

b1d85f No.96048


>tfw too racist for /newbrit/

fb308b No.96049

File: 8079527293731a7⋯.jpg (124.01 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 11274749-1874421091270447.jpg)

f980b6 No.96050

File: 3624ebbeba4a0f8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.43 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, 1471571250910.jpg)


I'm pretty sure it is lad. Here's another one just to make sure.

I bet she's feeling very proud of her future hafu son.

2f8aa5 No.96051

File: 7fdaaef2dd5bbf6⋯.png (650.75 KB, 906x799, 906:799, 345658989.png)

>feel guilty about fobbing off a d&d mate who got me to try out an autistic sci fi larping browser game he spends thousands of pounds on

I already told him I'd dropped it previously but he sent me an email asking for my turn reports so he could give me tips and I just told him again I'm not playing it

711990 No.96052


>not preheating your special brew on cold winter nights


is there a trick here?

2f8aa5 No.96053

File: 4287a66c8072d24⋯.png (66.21 KB, 600x500, 6:5, ddddoooonnnn''''tttt.png)



is warm beer still an authentic anglo tradition or just french stereotype meming

f980b6 No.96054

File: 51d59d8b384522d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 416.53 KB, 1128x1571, 1128:1571, 1467938634392.jpg)


There's no trick, apart from trying to find all these weird-looking pregnant gooks on the internet in the first place.

Am I still turning you gay lad?

711990 No.96055


>Am I still turning you gay lad?


7b6108 No.96056


Don't talk to me until I've had my tepid pint of carling

fb308b No.96057


most of my beers warm at the minute, and the pub ales are probably about 13°c, so pretty warm.

711990 No.96058


We just never bought into the (((((((((((((((((((((((having everything in bottles)))))))))))))))))))))))) meme

f980b6 No.96059

File: b4c2d43886962af⋯.png (254.34 KB, 300x459, 100:153, b4c2d43886962afebcddcef8c6….png)


You see, I'm not evil after all.

a36528 No.96060

File: e3234ea869a19fb⋯.jpg (332.24 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1497676490012.jpg)


>tfw the alliance was abandoned to satisfy the yanks

What could have been..

9c802b No.96061

Just got snubbed by an overseas filipino nanny.

"Are you in the house all day?……I'll call you back 2 minutes later"

711990 No.96062


You win this time even when you're nice you still scare me

620d45 No.96063


Kinda, it comes from the fact that ale actually loses flavor when it's chilled. The French, being the lager drinking plebs they are, see this and think we like warm beer

2f8aa5 No.96064

File: 57f249e752ad301⋯.png (23.34 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don'tbeer.png)




tbh I buy cider in plastic bottles because


and store beer bottles etc in the fridge


interesting lad

a36528 No.96065

File: cd752c0edeed601⋯.png (81.03 KB, 540x674, 270:337, ClipboardImage.png)

wow really makes you steal from /brit/

f980b6 No.96066

File: 65e1dcfd48af2f4⋯.jpg (228.48 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, 1493387964998.jpg)


We could have had all the giant monsters and anime to ourselves, smh. We were destined to have a special relationship but it was taken away from us.


Don't be scared lad, I'm just trying to bond with you.

711990 No.96067


>Don't be scared lad, I'm just trying to bond with you.

Please don't

fb308b No.96068


a36528 No.96069



711990 No.96070

711990 No.96071


a36528 No.96072



fb308b No.96073





2f8aa5 No.96074

File: bdda613cd8ad250⋯.png (115.14 KB, 596x650, 298:325, DruidjakEdit.png)

*sacrifices fingers to carpal tunnel*

f980b6 No.96075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


That reminds me, late Nigel link.



711990 No.96076


Please don't call me lass

fb308b No.96077



2f8aa5 No.96078

File: 8b8d06890673c1e⋯.webm (6.6 MB, 640x360, 16:9, eternaltipper.webm)



fb308b No.96079

File: d0336707d69bcb1⋯.jpg (22.01 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 10609059-1336051853-581520.jpg)

>guerilla florists

2f8aa5 No.96080


*smashes a van through the wall of a bank*

*magnets all of the computers*

*steals all the metals*

*mulches the paper money and uses it as compost to grow a giant celtic swastika on the floor*

7b6108 No.96081


Now that is real activism

deba92 No.96082

File: d59e74d2802a07e⋯.png (942.33 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)



711990 No.96083

File: 5eb3f3751dda71a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 116.13 KB, 1115x1672, 1115:1672, DCcfU9uV0AQjsGy.jpg large.jpg)

2f8aa5 No.96084


the future of druidic resistance tbh

>pull up and surround county council offices in the middle of the night with vans carrying native plants and trees for transplanting

>spread fertilizer on their shitty clipped lawns so they'll grow out of control

>intricately arrange new plants to spell out "DIVERSITY IS WHITE GENOCIDE"

fb308b No.96085

File: a945e1bf50a8716⋯.jpg (15.1 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 10654344-1353432467-402404.jpg)

File: f0b1e05d83fc4fe⋯.jpg (13.79 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 10654344-1353432467-402435.jpg)

lads look at this shit, its a stove / phone charger

a36528 No.96086


w-wouldn't it just overheat and fry the charger

711990 No.96087

fb308b No.96088


apparently not, it has good reviews from forestry workers. Its £150 though, smh.

fb308b No.96089


bushcraft / offgrid. I think its a great idea, just too expensive.

a36528 No.96090

File: 2530f35bc38ea05⋯.jpg (31.3 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 299409.jpg)


that's pretty cool if the energy comes from the burning wood tbh. looks a bit small though from the second pic

fb308b No.96091

File: 9569334871988d0⋯.jpg (61.75 KB, 800x800, 1:1, big_d07057aae3964c669331f3….jpg)


same size as a gas burner tbh. Ive just bought it, smh.

711990 No.96092

File: 7231f9a8a5994f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.51 KB, 749x703, 749:703, CzZwjTkUkAArTJZ.jpg large.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf

a36528 No.96093



fb308b No.96094


spent way too much online recently, having a debit card was a mistake.

7b6108 No.96095


where do you even get it delivered to?

711990 No.96096


PO Box?

fb308b No.96097


amazon lockers, friends, family, etcetera. You can pick up MyHermes deliveries from paki shops too.

a36528 No.96098


I thought you're meant to be saving for living off the land smh

fb308b No.96099


nah they are a bit expensive, £40 p/m and sheeit.

620d45 No.96100


This, how's that going btw?

fb308b No.96101


I am lad, and Im doing well tbh. Got £1500 cash buried so far, just spending whats in the bank account online.

fb308b No.96102




I should have my £3.2k by the end of august or september, if all goes well and my little van doesnt give up the ghost before then.

a36528 No.96103

File: 42e3b79263a5e4e⋯.jpg (23.68 KB, 301x267, 301:267, 1454891737580.jpg)


Based tbh

deba92 No.96104

File: 6f1a07aba0386c3⋯.png (2.49 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1f405b933ce9720⋯.png (2.77 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1f1352717a93844⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


711990 No.96105

File: 84e63ccfa2b3f0e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.77 KB, 750x750, 1:1, DBYdkHEUMAEANMw.jpg large.jpg)


t. gondii

a36528 No.96106


Awww *scratches her belly and gets bitten*

fb308b No.96107


>tfw my net worth is going to be £10k including assets before long


deba92 No.96108


smh don't misgender him. Our cats like being rubbed on the belly but they are shy around other people than us smh

fb308b No.96109


nice cat lad, very fluffy looking.

fb308b No.96110

File: 9e27a771495f33f⋯.jpg (73.63 KB, 648x648, 1:1, marmite-popcorn_386.jpg)

620d45 No.96111

a36528 No.96112

File: f43416d3641e6c2⋯.jpg (201.68 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1487706873770.jpg)


You can do it vanlad, live the varglyfe


S-Sorry lad. Ahh I'll try and gain his trust

711990 No.96113

File: 34df7a3a56947f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.11 KB, 500x749, 500:749, jhjkhjkihjkh.jpg)


why would you make that

I'm pro marmite too

2f8aa5 No.96114


good timing tbh, if nothing goes wrong my end


impressive, very nice

deba92 No.96115


It's a Siberian cat so I guess they need that long fur

fb308b No.96116



i dunno it looks like it would taste like shit.

7b6108 No.96117


Does that include shares in Fred Perry?

711990 No.96118


At least 2k of it is in Vauxhall Novas

ab4918 No.96119



b1d85f No.96120


Luxury popcorn is such a shitty meme. Take something as cheap as fucking corn, pop a handful of kernels, cover with a thin layer of whatever fancy flavour is the in thing, pack a dozen in a little plastic wrapper, and charge a fortune for it. The bourgeois faggots who buy this shit disgust me.

7b6108 No.96121



fb308b No.96122


top kek no lad, just vans, tools and cash tbh.

well over that if I counted clothes, jesus christ

fb308b No.96123

File: 683e31150ded200⋯.jpg (5.75 KB, 300x195, 20:13, 1992 ford escort rs coswor….jpg)


top fucking kek, I fucking wish lad, dont tempt me.

7b6108 No.96124


Some of the high tier stuff like Fred Perry sells for a decent price online now

fb308b No.96125


tbh. Only salt & sugar (inc. caramel & toffee) are non-meme popcorn flavours.

a36528 No.96126

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nigel Farage DESTROYS JK Rowling

fb308b No.96127


Henri Lloyd still goes for 75% of the original price second hand, but I like wearing it too much to flog it. Smh jackets are my sartorial achilles heel tbh.

7b6108 No.96128


I have an addiction to jackets as well lad

620d45 No.96129



fb308b No.96130


cant even wear them in this weather reeeeeee bring in October tbh.

a36528 No.96131

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7b6108 No.96132


*wears jacket anyway even if it cooks him*

711990 No.96133

File: 37dffe403235fb9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 212.23 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, DA64xyhXgAA99CK.jpg large.jpg)

>it's still 77 Fahrenheit

fb308b No.96134



You filthy foreigner

711990 No.96135


>uses french temperatures

b1d85f No.96136

File: 9da24d2d6a8e6aa⋯.png (459.16 KB, 1075x705, 215:141, KCTMO.png)


>Demonstrators confront a man they believe to be Robert Black, the Chief Executive of KCTMO


711990 No.96137


didn't mean to use that image it's a bit too much for my taste tbh

fb308b No.96138


>not using Kelvins

fucking nigger

711990 No.96139


>it's still 298k

fb308b No.96140


much better :^)

f980b6 No.96142

File: 2dc959bbce4a3d6⋯.jpg (490.43 KB, 858x1200, 143:200, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

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