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New Mod

Hey /newfag/s. I have no idea what I'm doing but I emailed h0twh33lz and he said I could have this board so now I'm the new mod. As such, I have banned all accounts more than 4 hours old so that we can truly be a community of /newfag/s only without the corrupting force of the oldfags. I have also banned all accounts belonging to IP addresses in Argentina, Sealand, and the Glorious People's Republic of North Korea because fuck you that's why. Continue shitposting as normal and I'll continue shitmodding as normal. This is the most beautiful place on all of 8chan because of all the amazing quality content you post and the amazing work of our modding team. Ayy lmao, and have a good day.

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test

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what

how do I redtext

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how do i redtext

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Test

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Red text
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Literally just trynna title a topic

Yeah. Posted somewhere, I didn't do the thing when I was suppose to, felt stupid. Just checking to see if this is how it's done.

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How do chan?

I'm a newfag

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awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken

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How do I chan?

>Lurk on-and-off for around 2 years

>Witness the fall of 4cuck in silence

>Migrate to 8ch and decide that it's time to post

>Every thread I start on /b/, /v/ and the few smaller boards I lurk ends up with me spaghetti-ing and hoping it sinks quick enough for my faggotry to be buried

>Laughed out of 3/10 threads I post in because I ended up posting something autistic

>Can only post on /bane/ and that's because they always say the same thing in every thread

Pls help, /newfag/.

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>is this greentext

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>>penis lol

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Roll 1
<red> hello world </red>

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text test

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[code] code [/code]

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>4chan is kill
>mfw I stopped browsing 4chan a year back
>mfw I switched to a private chan
>mfw that went down the drain
>mfw I want to be a special snowflake
>mfw I see 8chan is open to /pol/ immigrants
>mfw I will pretend to be a immigrant
>mfw I see this board
>mfw I am now a lurker