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New Mod Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 15:26:10 88147f No.182[Reply]

Hey /newfag/s. I have no idea what I'm doing but I emailed h0twh33lz and he said I could have this board so now I'm the new mod. As such, I have banned all accounts more than 4 hours old so that we can truly be a community of /newfag/s only without the corrupting force of the oldfags. I have also banned all accounts belonging to IP addresses in Argentina, Sealand, and the Glorious People's Republic of North Korea because fuck you that's why. Continue shitposting as normal and I'll continue shitmodding as normal. This is the most beautiful place on all of 8chan because of all the amazing quality content you post and the amazing work of our modding team. Ayy lmao, and have a good day.

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Anonymous 10/19/15 (Mon) 02:30:39 aaba58 No.263

\color{red}{\text{Error: Invalid } L^AT_EX \text{ syntax.}}

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Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 06:56:35 781bce No.171 [Reply]

Red text
Spoiler

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Anonymous 03/12/15 (Thu) 17:04:24 9c8337 No.204

red text

Anonymous SAGE! 09/10/15 (Thu) 02:47:06 90d97c No.255

RED.

Anonymous SAGE! 09/10/15 (Thu) 02:49:15 90d97c No.256

spoiler

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 01:50:38 fe59c1 No.290

== ▲

▲ ▲==

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 01:52:37 fe59c1 No.291

▲ ▲ ▲

Literally just trynna title a topic Anonymous 01/30/16 (Sat) 09:39:14 8836f5 No.280 [Reply]

Yeah. Posted somewhere, I didn't do the thing when I was suppose to, felt stupid. Just checking to see if this is how it's done.

Anonymous 03/13/16 (Sun) 01:14:04 6df590 No.289

>>>/b/

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How do chan? Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 05:01:52 07b436 No.22 [Reply]

I'm a newfag

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Anonymous 01/31/16 (Sun) 21:45:55 86d81d No.284

>>283

Spoiler

Anonymous 02/04/16 (Thu) 21:55:48 ded76e No.285

/newfag/

Anonymous 02/04/16 (Thu) 21:55:57 ded76e No.286

>>/newfag/

Anonymous 02/05/16 (Fri) 05:59:10 ee446a No.287

is this how I do it?

Anonymous 02/07/16 (Sun) 04:28:07 ee446a No.288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hope.I'm doing it right

what Anonymous 10/13/15 (Tue) 04:08:07 e34247 No.259 [Reply]

how do I redtext

Anonymous SAGE! 12/21/15 (Mon) 19:35:00 259026 No.277

ayyy lumoooo

Anonymous 01/20/16 (Wed) 04:40:35 f3b8b7 No.279

=redtext=

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Anonymous 09/22/14 (Mon) 00:13:02 b7395a No.10 [Reply]

how do i redtext

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Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 06:12:27 ee9adb No.272

ayy lmao

Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 21:58:06 99d052 No.273

Rolled 74 + 64 (1d114)

lel edtext

Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 22:01:59 99d052 No.275

>>10

Anonymous 12/20/15 (Sun) 22:02:22 99d052 No.276

>>10

How do?

Anonymous 12/23/15 (Wed) 20:27:03 84d655 No.278

lol

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Anonymous 11/21/15 (Sat) 09:25:06 2c5cad No.271 [Reply]

awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken awaken

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How do I chan? Anonymous 05/18/15 (Mon) 00:30:13 c32f5b No.226 [Reply]

>Lurk on-and-off for around 2 years

>Witness the fall of 4cuck in silence

>Migrate to 8ch and decide that it's time to post

>Every thread I start on /b/, /v/ and the few smaller boards I lurk ends up with me spaghetti-ing and hoping it sinks quick enough for my faggotry to be buried

>Laughed out of 3/10 threads I post in because I ended up posting something autistic

>Can only post on /bane/ and that's because they always say the same thing in every thread

Pls help, /newfag/.

Anonymous 05/18/15 (Mon) 06:57:02 ee48d3 No.227

Don't take things so seriously and quit posting on /b/ and /v/

Anonymous 05/26/15 (Tue) 11:45:43 87706e No.228

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>notepad.exe, write your responses in there so there isn't a 'reply' button to press when you've completed your masterwork of spagetti without sause. Read it before you copy and paste it into wherever.

>If that doesn't help, copy it first into a youtube comment and press whatever button does the text-to-speech before commenting as per https://xkcd.com/481/

> if you're a freetard, banned from yewtube, or otherwise not inclined, use festival or another text to speech engine instead.

>make sure you have a related picture, and for the love of god, make sure you reply in the thread

Anonymous 11/05/15 (Thu) 11:57:13 e0e2a7 No.270

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>>226

Don't try to be funny or edgy or anything tbh. Don't post for the sake of posting and don't force it. If you stop forcing it, funny will come to u more naturally, the autism will turn into cancer and then you will finally blend in and become a succesful shitposter.

Of course, Your post is 6 months old and I'm a retard, but who cares. Take my word for it.

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Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 23:06:08 163f92 No.33 [Reply]

>is this greentext

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Anonymous 01/10/15 (Sat) 06:52:38 3d449c No.173

>>172

am i doing this right?

>probably not

Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 15:25:28 8907b1 No.215

>>71
gay ==nuggers==

Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 15:27:08 8907b1 No.216

nig nog

Anonymous 08/30/15 (Sun) 22:00:56 f56ae5 No.253

>greentext

Anonymous 09/22/15 (Tue) 06:15:08 72b05f No.257

spoil spoil

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Anonymous 09/22/14 (Mon) 15:52:07 9e0959 No.15 [Reply]

>>penis lol

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Anonymous 07/16/15 (Thu) 17:43:40 5429d8 No.245

dice 20d2

Anonymous 07/16/15 (Thu) 17:44:40 5429d8 No.246

dice roll 1d20

Anonymous 07/16/15 (Thu) 17:44:59 5429d8 No.247

roll dice 1d20

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 06:17:10 febd81 No.250

redtext

REDTEXT

Anonymous 08/20/15 (Thu) 06:17:59 febd81 No.251

Rolled 974, 866, 587, 538, 775 + 2 = 3742 (5d1000)

roll

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Anonymous 10/27/14 (Mon) 18:19:50 96c831 No.95 [Reply]

Roll 1
<red> hello world </red>

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Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 22:26:39 930276 No.136

Roll1d100
:^)

Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 22:47:45 930276 No.140

<red> fjeoehr <red>

Anonymous 07/13/15 (Mon) 02:54:38 c2dbc2 No.242

Rolled 2, 5, 4, 1, 1, 4, 2, 2, 2, 5, 5, 2, 4, 6, 3, 1, 5, 2, 2, 4, 6, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1 + 5 = 81 (27d6)

test

Anonymous 07/13/15 (Mon) 03:08:10 c2dbc2 No.243

Rolled 7 (1d9)

test

Anonymous SAGE! 08/30/15 (Sun) 21:55:51 44c8e4 No.252

test >>242

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text test Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 07:04:35 c8396e No.220 [Reply]

redtext

~~strikethrough~~

italics

bold

[code] code [/code]

$$ fancy italics $$

spoiler

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Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 19:06:02 6c59d2 No.223

>>222

fuck

Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 19:07:52 6c59d2 No.224

[$$\color{red}{redtext}$$]red[/$$\color{red}{redtext}$$]

Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 19:08:02 6c59d2 No.225

>>222

>>224

I should just kill myself

Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 00:22:15 d82ae0 No.236

test

Anonymous SAGE! 07/10/15 (Fri) 02:36:40 f71ef6 No.241

>>225

DO IT

JUST DO IT

This is scientific shitposting, move along

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Anonymous 09/20/14 (Sat) 16:20:49 10f280 No.1 [Reply]

>4chan is kill
>mfw I stopped browsing 4chan a year back
>mfw I switched to a private chan
>mfw that went down the drain
>mfw I want to be a special snowflake
>mfw I see 8chan is open to /pol/ immigrants
>mfw I will pretend to be a immigrant
>mfw I see this board
>mfw I am now a lurker

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Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 04:17:48 3ed36b No.54

>>1
Thats how we all came here anon

Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 22:58:04 02897e No.101

dice 1d100
[code]dice1d100[/code]

Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 22:58:25 02897e No.102

[code]dice 1d100[/code]

Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 22:58:42 02897e No.103

dice 1d10

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 21:23:06 33a14d No.221

>>I tried

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geodjdbh Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 00:34:43 d93c64 No.211 [Reply]

Idgaf

Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 05:17:36 0f9458 No.207 [Reply]

I am new to 8chan, can anyone help me with basic functions?