Prologue:
"Youtube Comedian" Peter Coffin harasses women over twitter for being what he describes as "vapid" like as if he's the shariah police. He is particularly angry with women who use makeup, cosmetic surgery or digital manipulation to make themselves look better.
One of the people he angrily tweets at replies by writing a blog post about him. Xiaxue shows that after she recieved tweets from Coffin, she immediately recieved more insults from a woman named Kimi Kobayashi who claims to be peters girlfriend.
Xiaxue becomes suspicious of such a loser having such a pretty girlfriend, and discovers that Kimi Kobayashi is a completely fabricated person, using photos of a completely different person living in korea named Lee Na Young.
Peter had been pretending to have an 18 year old japanese girlfriend for over a year.
Peters lies are exposed, making him the laughing stock of the internet. He sends a fake C&D letters to damage control, but to no avail. He makes an AMA on reddit claiming to be a victim of an internet wide smear campaign and is unilaterally laughed out.
/cow/ is a board devoted to finding "interesting" people on the internet and learning more about them. the name comes from the term "Lolcow", which means a person who can't stop feeding lols to trolls. /cow/ is not really a trolling or raiding group in the same way that GNAA or /baphomet/ is, but considers itself as observers of an internet train wreck.
Part 1. November 17, 2014
Peter had been laying low since then, hoping that people would just forget about what happened. It probably would have worked too, if he had not participated in bashing #gamergate on twitter.
A thread about him on /cow/ is created on November 17th, detailing his past and casting doubt on his new wife.
During the time between then and his exposure, he had acquired another girlfriend, married her and had a baby, all in one year. His wife is a 22 year old scottish lady named Ashleigh who likes anime.
OP points out that after analyzing Peter's social media accounts, he could only find a handful of pictures of them together, no wedding photos, holiday photos, photos with other friends or photos as a whole family. The only photographs he has of them together are selfies where he inserts himself into the picture. There is also a complete lack of photos showing the baby's face or any close up details.
/cow/ deduces that the wife is actually a realistic doll, and that the photos of them together are manipulated. Ashleigh is a real person, who is probably unrelated to peter, and there is also a doll that is made to be a fascimile of her. Several images are undeniably fabricated, but most are unconfirmed or unclear. Proving that Ashleigh is fake proves to be as hard of a task as proving god doesn't exist.
The child's birth certificate is tweeted out, almost completely uncensored save for the barcode and address. /cow/ believes this is fake, because it does not have the holographic seal that all official government documents in the state of Utah have on the bottom right corner.
Investigations intensify as Peter reports 8chan to cloudflare for child pornography with his beta bunch friends. Fredrick Brennan makes the report public, and Peter cries about being doxed.
On January 5, Peter tweets out screencaps of the /cow/ thread. He seems to spend a lot of time online looking up his own name.
Part 2. January 17, 2015
Peter posts on /cow/ and is immediately exposed. He drops the act a few posts in and settles for antagonizing posters. He replies to himself several times, showing his unfamiliarity with 8chan. /cow/ tolerates his presence and continues to investigate. An enormous list of inconsistencies, anecdotal and hard evidence of fakery is uncovered.
1. Child Birth certificate confirmed fake
2. Wife uses American spelling for everything despite being fresh off the boat from Scotland
3. Edited video shows inconsistent motion blur on wife's hands, clear signs of stop motion animation.
4. Confirmed manipulation of a picture of peter holding his wife, inconsistent lighting.
5. tone, spelling, vocabulary and language matches peter and his previous "girlfriend" completely.
6. the startling lack of family pictures for a "happily married" couple, despite both husband and wife loving to take selfies.
However, other /cow/ users remain unconvinced, or believe that Ashleigh exists, but her internet persona is faked and she may not actually be married to Peter. Some /cow/ users even claim that Ashleigh is a real person who is married and has a child with peter, but has a fetish for looking and acting like a doll, a theory that is criticized for placing too much faith Peters ability to not be pathetic.
Possibilities:
1. Ashleigh is a completely fabricated person created from a composite of real camgirl pictures, photoshop and stop motion animation using a doll.
2.Ashleigh and the baby are real and peter is just intentionally obtuse to lead along /cow/ for the greatest ruse cruise in history.
This is a developing story and will be updated as time goes on.
Previous threads:
https://archive.today/lijz3https://archive.today/u5H5bhttps://archive.today/MEj2Ahttps://archive.today/FDMp1https://archive.today/3VIKk