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File: 1423030847086-1.png (47.27 KB, 844x1120, 211:280, int propaganda.png)

 No.182

The denizens of /sp/ also known as /sp/artans have turned obtaining highly desired post numbers into a game of their own, building a "quilt" of their victories. Over the past four days they have managed to get the 2000000 on /v/, Defended their 88888 and 90000 during the Superbowl party, /pol/'s 1111111 the next day.

On this very day they managed to steal the 80000 on /int/ which indecently caused a raid upon /sp/ which burned out/failed. Shortly after that, /sp/ went on the offensive against /int/ which caused the board owner to lock the board to newly opened threads for a short while. After the users of /int/ could make threads again there was a small user rebellion against the board owner as well as tearing one another apart for the failed raid that had happened earlier. Currently as I type this /int/ is attempting to raid /sp/ again in a renewed assault. Will /bane/ show up to help /int/?

Many people accuse the /sp/artans of using scripts to obtain all these precious GETS, until there is solid proof of this we can only assume the assumptions are butthurt as they say. Now I asked /sp/ how they coordinate the GET stealing and the solitary response I obtained was "teamwork*", from lurking I can say this statement is true for they have an up-to-date thread on upcoming GETS from various boards here on 8ch as well as displaying their up-to-date "aids quilt" as it has been dubbed.

Will there be updates, only time can tell.

*In some circles this teamwork is also known as autism.

Above I have posted the /sp/ quilt and /int/ propaganda from the raids.
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 No.183

>>182
A /sp/artan gave a briefing of the last four days

>Saturday, January 31st, 2015

/sp/ steals /v/'s 2 million GET, thread gets stickied and OP gets banned. Massive rumpravaging from /v/, they fail a raid with dubs spamming

>Sunday, February 1st, 2015

SuperB owl XLIX. /sp/'s party invitations skyrocket /sp/ past 1500 PPH and into the top 5 in UIDs. /sp/ manages to secure it's 88888 GET against heavy competition. Seahawks get BTFO in the last seconds.

>Monday, February 2nd, 2015

/sp/ steals /pol/'s 1111111 GET. Other boards are becoming frantically paranoid about /sp/ stealing their GETs

>Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015

/sp/ steals /int/'s 80k GET, that sends /int/ into a civil war power struggle, and a failed raid on /sp/

holy shit these are GOAT days

 No.188

File: 1423046074411.png (405.29 KB, 1273x870, 1273:870, a_steals_sp_get.png)

It should be noted that /sp/ also attempted to take /gamergate/'s 300K GET near the same time, with it being taken by an enterprising /a/non instead.

 No.191

File: 1423084554966-0.jpg (138.72 KB, 850x850, 1:1, Aya, Motorcycle.jpg)

File: 1423084554966-1.jpg (1 MB, 1583x5748, 1583:5748, int - trying to ask a for ….jpg)

From the front lines: February 4th, 2015

/sp/ continues its streak of GET stealing, earning a double whammy of the 60k post on /tg/ and /k/ despite the attempts of /int/ to steal those coveted numbers.

The war between /int/ and /sp/ does not show signs of slowing down despite /int/ being raided by /a/ through /int/ pleading for help against the rampaging /sp/artans. Some /int/olerents wish for the war to stop while others want to drag this on long enough to humiliate /sp/.

Author notes.

Overall /sp/ isn't really giving two shits while /int/ is beyond bootyblasted.

/sp/ managed to miss the 70k on /homosuck/ due to the raiding and gloating over /int/

 No.193

File: 1423129287786.png (120.03 KB, 895x199, 895:199, fem55555.png)

some more carnage happened

 No.194

wew paper

 No.195

From the front lines: February 5th, 2015

/int/ despite the carnage wrought upon them by /sp/ managed to find a second wind by getting quints on /tech/ with a plain message stating "GET FOR /int/ FUCK /sp/". /sp/artans as usual ignored the /int/olerents as they gloated over their quint, during this time /sp/ stole the quint fives off of /fem/ as shown here >>193

Now with no major GET's foreseeable in the near future the /sp/artans have resorted to stealing minor GET's from various minor boards around the site. It is unknown to me but will /int/ go after /sp/'s minor GET league. Will /int/ call this poorly planned war with /sp/ off or will it sputter out until major GET's become available again?

Due to the rather nasty hostility between the two boards over GET's and a a lull before major GET's become available again /sp/ drafted up a guideline and rules to GET's, this is a draft so it may or may not change within the near future. See next post.

 No.196

>>195


GETS: RULES AND GUIDELINES
v2.0

The sport of stealing GETs is a time-honored /sp/ tradition. It is a sport that requires timing, intuitiveness, strategy, coordination, and even a bit of luck.

It is a simple sport to play, but there are rules. The rules are as follows:

RULES

- No scripting allowed. All posts must be entered and posted manually.

- A GET must at least be quads.

And that's it! It sounds simple, but there are also many guidelines that should be taken into consideration:

GUIDELINES

- Try not to egregiously spam new threads or comments while attempting a GET. Major League GETters should avoid attempting more than 2 posts per GET. Elite players only need 1. This applies to the actual attempts at a GET. Strategic posting to inflate the post count does not apply here.

- While quads can be a GET, it doesn't mean they're all of equal, or any, importance. Any quad GET under 10,000 posts (such as 5555 or 8888), should be viewed as a "babby" GET, which will be synonymous with Minor League GETball (more on this later). However, over 10,000 GETs (10k, 20k, 30k, etc..), even though only quads, are more distinguishable.

- This same principle can be applied to any repeating integers that are greater than quads. For example, 155,555 is not as valuable as a 100,000, even though they are both quints. Likewise, a 1,111,111 GET should not be seen as more valuable than a 1,000,000 GET, even though the former example has a greater amount of repeating numbers, it is not as coveted as the first millionth post on a board.

-Furthermore, numbers like 155,555 or 1,333,333 or 14,444 should not be considered true GETs. Neither should palindrome GETs like 15,833,851 or counting GETs such as 123,456. True GETs are either entirely the same number, or digits followed by at least 4 zeros, such as 70,000, 150,000, or 125,000,000.

- This sport can be played with several members utilizing teamwork, or can be played as a single individual representing a team.

Minor League

Dubs, trips, and minor quads all belong in the realm of the Minor League. This is a great way for up-and-comers to practice their skill, and if their skill becomes great enough, they may attempt to move up to the Major League.

Sportsmanship

It must be acknowledged that while GETball is a competitive sport, it is all in the name of having fun. As with any competition, there are winners and losers. But no matter the outcome of the match, do try to conduct yourself in a professional and proper manner, as a true sportsman should. Do not be like the Seahawks and chimp out when you are unable to handle defeat. Conversely, while victory does come with boasting rights, do not overdo your bragging. When competition is fierce, the joy of victory can be exuberant, but a true sportsman knows when to be humble.


Author Note: Edited 2/6/2014 on update of rules.
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 No.200

File: 1423350006852.png (571.6 KB, 1305x762, 435:254, sp - steals 90k censored.png)

From the front lines: February 7th, 2015

Within the previous day /int/ managed to defend their 88888 GET within a thread dedicated to shitposting up to the number. While they were celebrating their victory with defending one GET /sp/ wandered in and stole the 90k right under them.

With that being said and done /int/ went off and attempted to raid /sp/ who again ignored the most famous achievement of the Finnish race.

/int/ plans on stealing the 100k on /sp/ but will they be able to muster up the organizational skills to do so or will it back fire and /sp/ defend their own and steal /int/ 100k?

UPDATE: Hotwheels himself posted on /b/, "who will win? my money's on /b/ personally"

It seems that there maybe a new player in the game between /sp/ and /int/ now. Despite trying to stay neutral my money is on /sp/ still.

Author note: /sp/ check em.
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 No.202

File: 1423361532317.png (59.48 KB, 1591x359, 1591:359, b - hotwheels betting on b.png)

>>200
Related for the update.

 No.227

File: 1423636350838-0.png (258.83 KB, 1055x498, 1055:498, CIA I am Get 2.png)

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From the front lines: February 10th, 2015

Out of nowhere as /sp/ was reaching its 100k GET /bane/ came out from the shadows and stole it to the surprise of both the feuding boards.

Later on down the post the OP to the surprise of /int/ and /sp/ went off and stated bluntly, Fuck /int/, long live /bane/, long live /sp/. The rest of the thread seemed to be filled with great /int/ damage control.

Who will get the 100k on /int/ and is /bane/ and /sp/ a match for honest competition in the game of GET ball?

 No.228

How am I supposed to prenounce /sp/? Shpee? Spuh? Suhpee?

 No.229

>>227
Related to this, /int/ stole /sp/'s 9s right before. Going into the get steal, /bane/ and /int/ had been in an alliance but it appears /bane/ has forsaken them while /dp/ is trying to claim that the 9 get was not a true get.

 No.230

>>229
Reports from /bane/ itself seem to indicate that the /bane/posters never actually took the /int/ alliance seriously, and were just in it to quote "raise the fire."

 No.231

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>>229
lol this guy trying to pimp out his scrub GET to anybody that will listen

 No.232

>>229
If there are 2 "GETs" next to each other the higher one takes more value. This has been known forever.

Canada also forgot about the many GETs by /sp/ that occurred between /int/ 90k and /so/ 100k, many of which embarrassed /int/.

 No.234

>>228
I have always thought of it as "spee" pronounced in a fast manner.

 No.237

this is seriously not news

 No.238

>>237
/int/ pls

 No.258

File: 1423910552610.png (281.23 KB, 806x809, 806:809, 1423854648921.png)

>Friday, February 13th
/sp/ has claimed /int/'s 100000 get, thereby ending the war.

 No.260

File: 1423941669249.png (127.69 KB, 747x462, 249:154, 99999 GET.png)

>>258
They got 99999 as well, it was a slaughter

 No.264

>>232
I've honestly missed those ones, I was more focused on the GETs between /int/ and /sp/ while I was around, as in on their respectable boards rather than going around and pissing everyone off.
>>237
>This board is a place for users to dump information and write articles about 8chan and imageboard culture in general

/int/ could you at least read one of the stickies.

>>258
>>260
Thanks mates, I haven't been around for a small while, been a little too busy. It seems /int/ is crippled beyond a doubt right now, seems like Krautchan is leaking in there or is it Ylilauta?

Wonder what the head editor thinks of the shit that /sp/ and /int/ threw at one another.

 No.267

>>264
/int/ is a terrible board
probably the worst board on the top bar

but this retarded get shit is not even close to a site happening

 No.269

>>267
If /int/ didn't breakdown and sperg out this probably wouldn't have gotten this big.

 No.275

File: 1424184424000.jpg (113.82 KB, 936x749, 936:749, ss (2015-02-17 at 11.43.07….jpg)

Not deserving of it's own thread, but an man on /sp/ suffering from an *overabundance of dedication decided to repost the same image 1000 times repost the same image cropping it pixel by pixel until it was reduced to one pixel after 547 edits to see what happens. Is awarded medal by Board Volunteer for his efforts.

Congratulations.

https://archive.today/JQNSU
https://archive.today/dEMk2
https://archive.today/gMLm7

*autism
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 No.276

>>275
Anon, you faggot, that's not even true. I progressively used clipping tool to remove a bit each time from the pic and ended up only posting 546 edits of that image in those threads up until the point where I got to a single pixel. It's sweet and all to flatter me with the "1000" but it's simply false.

 No.279

>>276
corrected.

 No.284

>>279
gud jab

 No.285

>>228

I always say 'sport' but without the 'ort'

 No.288

>>200
>my money is on /sp/
That's a pretty safe bet. The spee outlaws are veteran funposters that not only survived moot's hotpocket regime, but did fairly good for themselves despite being one of the boards hit hardest by the jannies. They had to fucking nuke /sp/ on several separate occasions because they were in all out riot.

 No.301

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File: 1424672541018-1.png (414.84 KB, 661x600, 661:600, Marisa, sad.png)

2/22/15

/sp/ despite being somewhat despised by several boards (and bros with several others) managed to rally the populace of 8ch to try and steal the 600M GET on halfchan's /b/. Despite the allied effort of everyone the GET was taken by an anon who posted Ironman from the Marvel comics. Amazingly enough a poster from /sp/ sadly was 3 off from the highly desired GET.

It seems they are determined to steal another GET, but have learned from the mistakes of this game of GETball. Godspeed next time.

An Anon here archived the board used to rally the users of 8ch.

archived the threads on /4get/ for historical purposes:
https://archive.today/RwGTW
https://archive.today/OxbFu
https://archive.today/Bz2Fb
https://archive.today/Y7229
https://archive.today/KPvXN
https://archive.today/dHxJL

This is the start of something beautiful
>>>/4get/2179

 No.327

Hotwheels himself has caught the "GETball" bug and programed a "Board monitor" for those who wish to participate in the teamwork* that is the game of GETball as it has been dubbed now.

For those who wish to keep track of the current happenings of GETball there has been a board created with the Major players having a thread devoted to the teamwork* they participate in. It can be found here >>>/getball/

You can find Hotwheels post on /sp/ here in archive form.
https://archive.today/NWanP

Author notes.

If anyone has the fully updated rules on GETball could you point me in their general direction if the one in this thread is outdated?

*This is also known as Autism in some circles

Good job /2hu/ for getting the first GET of this season you are one of my favorite boards

 No.328

>>327
Rules are posted in /getball/ board rules: https://8ch.net/getball/rules.html

 No.342

File: 1425572775253.jpg (46.09 KB, 1075x307, 1075:307, 8chan get - Cuckchan co.jpg)

Breaking news 03/05/15

/sp/ steals the GET on halfchan's /co/ board. Immediately the hotpocketeers deleted the GET just after it was posted.

Good Job /sp/ and team. Seriously good fucking job that is history, may all of you steal more GETs of that magnitude.

Author note

The mods over there must be beyond asshurt over this, also on SJW infested /co/ of all places too.
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 No.343

>>342
Truly the /sp/ GET machine is a force to be reckoned with. Their dedication to the cause is admirable.

 No.344

>>342
W E W

Have research department see if they can find any other instance of a chan GET being stolen by another chan. I recall 4chan trying to steal krautchan in the past and failing among other attempts but nothing successful.

 No.345

>>344
I believe 420chan stole a major /b/ get early in history, before 2008.

 No.346

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>>342
Artist makes a comic book cover to celebrate such a tremendous GET

 No.355

File: 1426061100776.png (43.23 KB, 448x198, 224:99, hispachan999999.png)

/sp/ was very close to getting the 1000000 GET on hispachan
They did succeed getting the 999999 which caused some mild discomfort among Touhou fans

 No.358

>>355
Impressive digits.

 No.397

File: 1427346668948.png (187.09 KB, 1591x875, 1591:875, 4chanbiz700000.png)

BREAKING NEWS
/sp/ gets 4chan again

 No.399

>>355
I can't find any archives for the hispachan 999999 GET on https://archive.today, the original link was https://www.hispachan.org/g/res/999648.html/#999999 and has since 404'd
However, here are some other archives:
- The original thread that notified /sp/ of the upcoming GET: https://archive.today/FDP8W
- The GET Watch thread itself and the posts just after the GET: https://archive.today/HJaak#36%
- Hotwheels reaction to the GET on /operate/: https://archive.today/m8TxI#88.6%

>>397
The thread lasted about half a day before being deleted, giving plenty of time for archive.moe to pick it up. Many archive.today links were also made of it.
https://archive.moe/biz/thread/700000/#q700000
https://archive.today/https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/700000 (overview of all the archive.today links)
https://archive.today/jmbK7

 No.407

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 No.408

Congrats on your /m/ get.

 No.410

File: 1427638085863.png (249.83 KB, 865x737, 865:737, halfchan 8sp GET.png)

>>407
>>408
Even better

 No.416

File: 1427765743818.png (186.84 KB, 1020x706, 510:353, 4chanHM.png)

/sp/ has been unstoppable
4chan /hm/ now gets got
The same /sp/artan anon has nabbed all of these to boot

 No.417

I was able to get a few comments from /sp/ team captain Smegma!C0cks51q.s

Smegma's comments on /sp/'s recent run of success getting 4chan GETs:
"History will burr the fact that when someone challenges /sp/ to anything. They will lose, and badly. They will run away with tears hearing only the sound of their sobs and the fading chants in unison declaring "/sp/ found a way""

Smegma was also asked about his assessment of the Arizona /sp/artan anon who has been collecting these high value GETs.

"Something has gotten into him, perhaps it is the fact that Wade Davis is in close proximity to where he lives during Spring Training.

Although he claims that he has yet to see Wade Davis, I believe that he is just holding back out of fear that no one will believe him.

I think the story goes somethign like this:

>Arizona anon has stopped by the Royals spring training twice so far and had yet to catch a glimpse of Wade

>By this time he is dejected and on a whim he decides to give it one more go
>he prints out a 4' x 6' image of the quilt for to show Wade
>Arizona anon is hanging out by the Royals bullpen with the Quilt draped over the side of the wall hoping to catch Wade's eye.
>5th inning goes by, then the 6th, no sign of #17
>7th inning, Arizona anon is almost in tears
>8th inning he is in tears
>9th inning he has accepted the fact that he will never be able to capture some sweet sweet OC photos of Mr Davis, not show him the quilt
>Arizona anon is devestated. He goes back to his car and sits on the hood gently hugging the quilt.
>the sun sets and he is almost all alone in the parking lot when he spots something
>it is the glare of the remaining sun reflecting off of 3 majestic golden retrievers with the bearded face of the most handsome man he had ever seen.
>Arizona anon is too dumbstruck to say anything as Wade Davis walks towards him.
>He manages to somehow move his hands outwards to make the quilt more visible to Wade
>Mr Davis is now within arms reach of Arizona anon and pants him on the head and half whispers in a fatherly voice "Go GET 'em anon".
And since that day Arizona anon has taken Wade Davis's words to heart and has indeed been going and GETting them"

 No.418

>>410
Archive.today: https://archive.today/S8lhb
Archive.moe: https://archive.moe/m/thread/12345678

>>416
Someone got mad and spammed the thread with child pornography, /sp/ suspects it is a mod, the same person they suspect of spamming 4chan's /sp/ with child pornography recently. Shortly after the CP spam the thread was deleted.
Here's an archive.today before the child pornography was posted:
https://archive.today/oOBq9

(there is an archive with the child pornography still intact, I will not post it because I don't know when (if ever) the CP will be removed.)

 No.425

>>418
Someone got mad enough to spam CP?

My sides are lost.

 No.635

>>425
yeah that is generally what they do

 No.638

I was told to post here.

 No.643

There should either be a new article or a post here about /undina/ stealing the 4chan /vg/ 100mil

 No.653

File: 1429285634532.png (110.87 KB, 1096x398, 548:199, 1429240501123.png)

/sp/ GETs halfchan /diy/'s 800,000 GET!

Here is a comprehensive list of /sp/ GETs and their archive links so far:

cuckchan GETs:
/co/ 70,000,000 - deleted before any archive could get it, here's a screenie: https://archive.today/qlyrO
/biz/ 700,000 - https://archive.today/d7Okg https://archive.moe/biz/thread/700000/
/m/ 12,345,678 - https://archive.today/S8lhb https://archive.moe/m/thread/12345678/
/hm/ 1,111,111 - https://archive.today/oOBq9 (the normal archiver may still have the CP that was dumped, so I would avoid it)
/diy/ 800,000 - https://archive.today/VqaWo https://archive.moe/diy/thread/800000/

 No.654

>>653
Fucking glorious. Been somewhat out of the loop lately, real stuff got in the way.

 No.658

File: 1429541732290.png (204.37 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, spstrikesagain.png)

/sp/ on 20/04/2015 have taken another scalp closer to home by laying claim on /tech/'s 200000.

https://archive.today/GYUuJ


 No.662

>>>/v/3333333

Well this happened.


 No.713


 No.723

>>>/tech/222222

:^)




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