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File: 3f2a694aaf90cca⋯.png (740.36 KB, 764x549, 764:549, Credit - Harahan Police De….png)

 No.144745

https://thegoldwater.com/news/15892-Louisiana-Topless-Woman-Tried-To-Rob-Uber-Driver

The Uber driver got suspicious though as after a brief conversation he noticed that Miss Fillios was simply teasing him and tried to get him to stay at the door. He eased out of the conversation and just as he was about to step away from the door, Miss Fillios pulled him close to her bare chest and start kissing him. At the same time, her boyfriend, 24-year-old Anthony Kennedy snuck up to him from behind and pulled a knife on the Uber driver.

Mr. Kennedy struck him in the chin and knocked out a tooth, but after the couple then urged the driver to hand over all his money they were surprised that he immediately fled on foot, leaving his car simply in their driveway.

 No.144820

>Give me your money.

<You wot.

>Give me your money (Pulls out knife)

<lol NOPE (Punches chin; runs away on foot)

10/10 story


 No.144872

wait, they tried to mug someone at their own house? are they fucking retarded?


 No.144880

>>144820

I thought that too, but reread it - "mr kennedy" is the drug addict boyfriend of the drug addict whore.

The drug addict hit the uber driver.

The uber driver ran away.

>>144872

drug addicts don't have higher brain function, 50% of their minds are controlled by the drug and they will do or say anything to have some more. it doesn't follow rationale or morals or even the original personality of the drug addict.

They are of no use to anyone.


 No.144890

>>144745

Equality at its finest

EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS (AND EQUAL LEFTS)


 No.144891

File: 92a21b72654e7e2⋯.png (18.8 KB, 292x280, 73:70, tpw-site-logo.png)


 No.144902

>>144880

Aw. My version was so much more entertaining.

Everyone involved here was a beta. Sad.


 No.144906

The boyfriend is a cuck for using his girlfriend as bait and watching her kiss other men. This is why you should carry a gun with you at all times and just fucking shoot these degenerates when they try anything. The lazy ass cops would probably assume it was drug related and close the case without even investigating.


 No.144907

>>144880

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 No.144933

$20 says the boyfriend is a nigger.




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