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File: 50fa8e6f6be882d⋯.jpg (126.28 KB, 1058x730, 529:365, malaysia thumbnail.jpg)

 No.172768

https://thegoldwater.com/news/26299-Malaysia-Horrifying-Assault-Leaves-Woman-With-Knife-Sticking-Out-Of-Her-Face-Video

A violent assault left a 19-year-old Malaysian worker with a knife sticking out of her face. The poor woman was just getting off work when she had to cross a dark alleyway and was violently assaulted by a robber. The teen didn't give up her valuables without a fight and the attacker stabbed her several times before leaving the knife stuck in her face and fleeing.

 No.172770

>doing that to a qt 3.14

death penalty.


 No.172771

Seriously what's worse after this attack people just standing around and taking pictures. Imagine how the poor girl felt.


 No.172774

most saddest anime ever


 No.172780

hey how do i get an asian girlfriend? i don't mind if she's chinese or korean…


 No.172789

incel revolution is not a pretty sight.


 No.172793

And that's why you don't let niggers into your country.


 No.172802

>>172793

>implying that white men can't be incels

>implying that masculinity and outdated attitudes towards women in general isn't to blame for this


 No.172804


 No.172806

>>172771

>shadows of 4 people

>at least 3 of them are taking pics if you include the pic's POV

No kidding. Hope someone at least called for an ambulance before standing around rubbernecking with their stupid spyphones.


 No.172807

>>172771

Taking pictures might be shitty but what else could they do? Best case of action here is to call ambulance/cops and making sure she doesn't get worse i.e. standing around her.


 No.172812

>>172802

Found the feminist.


 No.172819

>>172802

t. larper


 No.172825

>>172768

>when she had to cross a dark alleyway

Yeah, she fucking deserved it

I wish women would just fucking die already


 No.172827

>>172825

I've got a question for you, little guy…

Obviously, you're carrying around a lot of anger and resentment towards females. Apparently, you hold a grudge.

It would appear as if a woman did you wrong. But it's also painfully obvious you have no experience with women…

Q: since no woman would ever fuck your lame, inept, angry, temper tantrum ass… What exactly did one of them do to hurt your 'widdle feewins' ?


 No.172828

>>172825

I'm just curious what kind of 'bad experience you had with a woman, since you've had NO experience with women


 No.172829

>>172827

No one was talking to YOU, Sherlock…….


 No.172830

>>172825

Oh, wait a minute…. Now I get it…

You're just angry at women because you've never figured out how to get one…

WOW……………..

Really ?…..


 No.172831

>>172830

I D I D N ' T S T U T T E R …………….

Nobody was talking to YOU, dingus……

…….Now kindly stop posting and put your iPhone down into the gutter……


 No.172835

>>172825

I find it strange how much hatred and resentment you have towards women, when your existence is built on mooching off your mother.

Let's just be honest, little guy…

It's no secret that your mother bought your computer for you, pays your bills, buys you the little boy video games, your rent, etc

I'm sure your mother's going to be paying for your ONE ticket to go see SOLO in the theatre.

SOLO is an ironic name for a movie, considering that you're too stupid to figure out how to get a girl to go see it with you, don't you think?


 No.172839

File: 29231c9578835dc⋯.jpg (195.47 KB, 1259x1294, 1259:1294, PicsArt_05-17-09.19.23.jpg)

>>172831

Does your mother ever harp on you about girls, little guy ?…

It seems like she'd ask you why you still haven't found a girlfriend while she's driving you to the movie theatre to drop you off.

I can just see you now, all dressed up in your adorable little costume, arriving at the theatre early so you can load up on concessions and find a seat in the front row…

Q: why don't you tell your mother how much you hate her ?…

A: because she might not come pick you up after the movie


 No.172840

>>172831

SOLO could be the name of a movie about your life, honestly.

Q: which came first, your boiling rage against females, or your laughable ineptitude with them ?

HINT: it's a trick question


 No.172843

File: 090039b02372c8f⋯.jpg (160.13 KB, 1024x756, 256:189, PicsArt_05-17-09.37.18.jpg)

I'd suggest having your mommy drop you off for the matinee, so you won't have to sit next to any 'yucky' girls


 No.172844

File: c91de1789f104c1⋯.jpg (49.12 KB, 500x333, 500:333, PicsArt_05-17-09.34.59.jpg)

That way, you won't have to wait in a long line to buy concessions, either


 No.172845

File: f442252b6eb88e5⋯.jpg (44.37 KB, 780x431, 780:431, PicsArt_05-17-09.47.00.jpg)

Not only would you be able to watch the movie without any 'yucky' girls sitting near you, but you'll also be able to tell yourself how you 'were the biggest SOLO fanatic who saw the movie before anyone else in your city'


 No.172847

File: ce2fb798ace0b45⋯.jpg (38.37 KB, 450x250, 9:5, PicsArt_05-17-09.33.02.jpg)

It's funny how a guy like you can be so alone even when surrounded by hundreds of people


 No.172848

File: b03f7d4e94d4bea⋯.jpg (90.13 KB, 852x480, 71:40, PicsArt_05-17-10.08.03.jpg)

I say you should share your feelings about women with your mother, and stab her in the face on the way to see SOLO


 No.172849

you fucking bitch…………………….


 No.172853

File: f84dd9abedb5be9⋯.png (41.67 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, PicsArt_05-17-10.23.23.png)

You could still make a porn movie, even though you hate women, bitchboy


 No.172859

I'll level with you, dude….

I've been around for a very long time, and I've dealt with every type of person there is…

I've never met an adult male who's into technology and video games and hates women who's heterosexual….

you're a faggot


 No.172860

And when I say 'faggot', I'm not using the term loosely…

I don't mean 'tripfag' or 'namefag' or 'thisfag' or 'thatfag'….

I mean YOU'RE A FAGGOT….

literally……

a homosexual…..


 No.172866

This thread is weird as shit.

Anyways that's pretty sad hope she makes a recovery. I'm sure she'll still be a qt pa 2t after recovering.

She didn't need to fight back though. I've been mugged once or twice and it just didn't need to happen this way. But you never know exactly what happened, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.


 No.172867

File: 9ba92ebc994c4a4⋯.jpg (271.6 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, PicsArt_05-17-08.06.34.jpg)


 No.172868

Why isn't she crying? Women cry for the silliest shit. FAKE.


 No.172869

Too many women sympathizing cucks in this thread.


 No.172871

>>172869

IRONIC:

The only people on planet Earth who ever use the term 'cuck' are disenfranchised adult males who never get any pussy at all…

guys who get laid NEVER news that stupid terminology, because it only exists in the imagination of little men like you who have never seen a vagina in your life


 No.172872

>>172868

Apparently you're not familiar with 'going into shock'

Imagine if somebody took your video game controller out of your hand and told you that you were actually going to have sex with a female…

That state of 'shock' you would experience is similar to what she's going through


 No.172879

>>172866

lol @ you being targeted as being a 'bitch who won't stand up for yourself' more than once….

What's even funnier is how you proved them right.

I guess some people are born to be targets, so it's safe to assume you'll have this same thing happen again…

How does it feel to have a tiny girl be a bigger man than you?

L


 No.172883

File: c910cbb0fdb5e7e⋯.jpg (254.65 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, PicsArt_05-17-11.31.30.jpg)

>>172862


 No.172885

-> Artist: 262721118001102

(that would be you)

-> DateTime: 2018:05:17 07:43:21

-> ImageLength: 1280

-> ImageWidth: 960

-> Orientation: 1

-> Software: PicsArt Photo Studio

-> DateTimeOriginal: 2018:05:17 07:43:21

-> LightSource: 0

-> UserComment: {"uid":"76a5c4c8-ab6a-4c62-b7e0-392b8cddbe15","fte_image_ids":[],"remix_data":["add_photo_directory","text_pattern","add_photo_directory","add_photo_directory","add_photo_directory"],"remix_entry_point":"add_photo_directory","origin":"unknown","total_effects_time":0,"total_effects_actions":0,"total_draw_time":0,"total_draw_actions":0,"layers_used":0,"brushes_used":0,"total_editor_time":41,"total_editor_actions":{"image":4,"text":1},"photos_added":5,"effects_applied":0,"effects_tried":0,"longitude":-1,"latitude":-1,"is_sticker":false,"edited_since_last_sticker_save":true,"containsFTESticker":false,"tools_used":{}}


 No.172887

File: d9cf68b0a4d299f⋯.jpg (92.82 KB, 852x480, 71:40, PicsArt_05-17-11.41.54.jpg)

-> Artist: 19250106

(that would be me)

-> DateTime: 2018:05:17 10:08:03

-> ImageLength: 480

-> ImageWidth: 852

-> Orientation: 1

-> Software: PicsArt Photo Studio

-> DateTimeOriginal: 2018:05:17 10:08:03

-> LightSource: 0

-> UserComment: {"uid":"5d443626-c837-4a34-afea-de6830c6412b","fte_image_ids":[],"remix_data":["add_photo_directory","add_photo_directory","add_photo_directory","add_photo_directory"],"remix_entry_point":"add_photo_directory","origin":"unknown","total_effects_time":20,"total_effects_actions":11,"total_draw_time":36,"total_draw_actions":21,"layers_used":2,"brushes_used":1,"total_editor_time":43,"total_editor_actions":{"clipart":2,"image":4},"photos_added":4,"effects_applied":6,"effects_tried":0,"longitude":-1,"latitude":-1,"is_sticker":true,"last_sticker_id":"9b3e4372-7457-4e72-bd16-a2105c63b1eb","edited_since_last_sticker_save":true,"containsFTESticker":false,"tools_used":{"free_crop":2}}


 No.172888

>>172885

What's your point? That I did not take the extra step to scrub the .EXIF data? You never do either, Johnny boy. So, now you're just spamming for no reason, which is your modus operandi anyway. Your post literally means nothing.


 No.172889

>>172888

Well, not 'nothing'.

It means I live in the Pacific Time Zone, while you live in Nigville Georgia.


 No.172890

>>172888

Not at all, artist 262721118001102….

I was simply showing you the actual physical steps you took in Picsart to create the graphic, and gave you an opportunity to see the actual physical steps I took in Picsart to create my graphic…

If you paid close attention you might learn how to do hilarious content with industry standard quality Aesthetics


 No.172893

Dear Artist: 262721118001102,

Why are you so paranoid about everything?… I think you should Relax and take a few deep breaths… Everything is going to be just fine… There's no big conspiracy against you.

SINcerely,

Artist: 19250106


 No.172903

File: bc01a19d75a6fd9⋯.gif (8.36 MB, 640x360, 16:9, c71bd147.gif)

Always assuming that somebody is out to get you


 No.172905

File: 850afdb1fc8b02f⋯.gif (995.82 KB, 380x285, 4:3, 15661061.gif)

…. Usually, when people are paranoid they got something to hide


 No.172906

>>172893

I have no reason to be paranoid.

You, on the other hand are well known to the powers that be, you're a criminal, and you constantly post babies on a site well known for people posting child porn!

Kek indeed!

Nonetheless, thanks for showing me what all you used in that one pic, timewaster. I gotta go to work now.


 No.172908

Jim Watkins……..

(No insult necessary)


 No.172909

>>172906

Yeah, be well


 No.172914

Be sure to log in later, and read my upcoming article about the new developments scientists have made regarding the newly discovered genetic trait in Asians, where they are born without a certain liver enzyme, and is actually the reason we perceive their skin as being 'yellow'.

Scientist in Geneva recently released papers through the World Health Organization that show agent are born without the ability to process certain things with their liver, and they are all carrying a previously undiscovered form of hepatitis.

It's also extremely contagious, and they're about to make a major announcement regarding the discovery having sex with Asians actually causes a a specific form of cancer.

I'll tell you all about it later this afternoon


 No.172917

Just remember that I was the first one to break the story about North Korea backing out of the peace talks…

And I was the first one to break the story about the pilot being sucked out of the window on the airplane…

Along with all the other stories that I released before anybody else


 No.172919

:(


 No.172940

People ain't kidding when they say Asians are fucking soulless creatures


 No.172941

File: 82f63f447be1604⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, face fucked by JN.webm)


 No.172948

File: 821c84bca2dbed1⋯.jpg (287.58 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, PicsArt_05-17-10.49.47.jpg)

>>172917

>all the other stories that I released before anybody else

Uh, No, Andrew.

I realize that you have an overly high opinion of yourself, but even you know that is bullshit. Look where you are! Releasing shit news on here is normal af. You're just another autist on a Kazakhstani Oceanographic Crab Studies website. You are not affecting, let alone helping, the world in any meaningful way. I realize you are just entertaining yourself – I am too; ya likey my use of the "hypen" there?, but do not assume that, in the information age, even teenage autists on 8ch do not consume news from more sources than /n/, /newspus/, and the PissWater. Also, stop beating up on teenage virgins. It makes you look like an even more weak and effeminate manlet than you already are.

just taking a quick break to help you bump this, your daily "containment thread"


 No.172950

File: 1d1f3082e20cf14⋯.webm (3.66 MB, 636x720, 53:60, Asians Are Niggers.webm)

>>172948

Once a guy has fucked several Asian bitches like I have, you soon realize that Asians are simply yellow niggers…

space chimpanzees….

their nipples are black, their vaginas are purple, their holes smell like fermented cabbage (niggers love cabbage and collard greens, too) their noses are flattened, and their lips are thick.

Asians are nothing more than Alien Niggers from the Planet Hepatitis


 No.172951

File: 44f857cd208e0f5⋯.png (907.78 KB, 900x1280, 45:64, PicsArt_05-17-02.03.32.png)


 No.172953

>>172768

'printz', you've done it again, you stupid motherfucker, you!!

she was stabbed in the LEFT side of her face, not the right side.

Leave it to a dimwit like you to post a flipped photograph


 No.172955

>>172948

what makes you assume that they're 'teenagers' ??….

you have no evidence to base your assumption upon, and I think you're underestimating these fine young men by categorizing them under the 'teenager' umbrella….

Yeah, she fucking deserved it

In fact, when someone logs into a website that has a disclaimer sating "Warning: Some boards on 8chan might have content of an adult or offensive nature. Please cease use of this website if it is illegal for you to view such content.", it's safe to assume they have entered the website giving the expressed intent that they are in fact ADULTS…

Furthermore, when a man types out the words, "I wish women would just fucking die already", it's a clear indicator that this (adult) male has anger issues with women.

I'm certainly not 'beating up on teenage virgins'… I'm simply reminding an adult male who expresses anger and rage towards females that he's a FAGGOT


 No.172956

File: 563e63b143f0be0⋯.jpg (274.75 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, PicsArt_05-17-11.11.10.jpg)

>>172953

Yeah, well, I just stabbed you in the right side of your face, Johnny.

Sorry I didn't have time to do a better job. I'll cash ya ouside lator. Still busy.

Looking forward to your article though.


 No.172958

File: daced5353d00868⋯.png (166.78 KB, 1080x1689, 360:563, PicsArt_05-17-02.16.56.png)

In fact, I don't see any special clause or exception in this disclaimer, stating that 8chan is intended to be used by minors…

And as you know, because it is against the law for minors to login to 8chan, being law abiding citizens, they would never violate the law by logging in here…


 No.172959

File: c0f0a6e43ccb271⋯.png (464.95 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 20180517_134601.png)

Here's one you can use to alpha channel over any background, without relying on the darkness of the background to match the black square behind the logo


 No.172960

File: 04839faacaf0d36⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Wendy and Amy.png)

And I'm going to give credit where credit is due… You're doing very well with walking your way through the software, especially given the fact that you're juggling so many different tasks and responsibilities…

I am proud of you…

soon, we are going to start working on you using corrective tools to modify and adjust the histograms of varying elements so they have a more balanced appearance, and they 'pop' out at you.

Good work…

Here's Wendy and a 19 year old chick named Amy that we were both fucking for a while. We have two porn videos we made on pornhub.


 No.172962

Wendy and I met Amy in line at McDonald's one night, and within 30 minutes, Amy was butt ass naked in our bed. We all three made two separate porn videos that night… It was a lot of fun


 No.172967

>>172965

No, actually I do…

keeping it 100…………………………

I've actually got several accounts on pornhub, most of them being ones where I edit existing porn videos, basically destroying them, add music, and reupload them…

I do those just to irritate people, and make them wonder "WTF ???"

but yeah, I've also got one account on pornhub where I've uploaded five of my own videos I've shot with Anji and Wendy…..

yep


 No.172968

File: 87541154b0a9240⋯.png (431.25 KB, 1080x1030, 108:103, PicsArt_05-17-02.39.51.png)

>>172768

I've designed this badass logo for you to use from now on

SO USE IT FROM NOW ON, GOD DAMMIT


 No.172969

>>172967

Link or it didn't happen.


 No.172970

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.172971

Like I said I've got several accounts…

Some are edited, destroyed porn, others are just my own videos like this one (designed to frustrate men who want to jack off) etc etc

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1132182246

……..and I'll let you figure out how to find the one with the homemade porn


 No.172972

>>172970

Lel! Talk about being paranoid!

This isn't the first time you've accused me of being NSA.

Calm down, Johnny boy and post the link using a spoiler or something. You ain't the only one around here that enjoys FFM threesomes. My gf and I do them on the regular. Even a hottie mid-twenties bitch that was just walking her dog past my house a couple weeks ago! Now post that link so I can start manipulating your videos too! Just kidding. I'll be good. Well… Maybe.


 No.172973

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>172972

WTF ???

I made that video YEARS AGO

and you somehow think I made it about YOU ????

(And I have never suggested that you are an asset of the NSA, not even once, not even one fucking time, because I'm not psychotic)

But I'm beginning to think perhaps you are psychotic….

Do you think EVERYTHING is somehow a secret message about you?


 No.172974

File: ae96d6d03bd0e40⋯.png (436.17 KB, 1430x2078, 715:1039, Capture _2018-05-17-12-08-….png)

>>172973

Calm down button boy and take your meds!

>Tags: meth whores, lucky me

Wew Lad!


 No.172976

I DIDN'T STUTTER, DID I ??…..

like I said, I've got several different accounts, with dozens of really irritating videos (irritating if you're trying to jack off)

and one account that has five homemade videos on it…

they're all under completely different account names.

I've already shown you two or three of the 'preliminary' earlier accounts, where I was just fucking around.

The other accounts have the more complex, edit-heavy work, and of course those ones are THE MOST IRRITATING, FRUSTRATING VIDEOS ON EARTH if you're looking through pornhub to jack off

LOL

I'm sure if you put on your little Sherlock Holmes hat, you'll be able to find the videos that YOU'RE looking for


 No.172977

See ?……

Sherlock is busy solving the case

(Even though he had to ask Moriarty for all of the answers)


 No.172978

Another Hint:

The account with the homemade videos may or may not be One Of The Girls' Names, and not say my name on it anywhere


 No.172980

>>172977

At least I haven't been mean enough to post your address yet! I mean, you did post pics of your house and I have your arrest records, so it was no great trick; but you know how anons can be, so good luck. I really have to get back to work now though, so I'll be here later this evening. I hope to see your well-researched and backed-up-by-evidence yellow-fever article later on.

I can't believe you got me to go on PornHub! Good job!


 No.172981

Sherlock injects to 7% solution of cocaine, picks up his violin, and ponders to himself, "god dammit, which girl is he talking about? One of his wives, a girlfriend, or one of the chicks he and Wendy fucked together?"


 No.172982

>>172980

The arrest record has the address of a friend named ROSS PIERCE… that was never my address….

Where I live, we can throw a penny and it would hit the apartments where the guy chopped the woman up and dumped her body in the Law School dumpster


 No.172984

Yeah it's a long, complicated story, but when I was arrested, I was renting a place from a fucking Bibb County Deputy… 100% true…

when the other idiot deputy was arresting me, I mentioned that Deputy Johnson (my landlord at the time) was having workers rip the kitchen floor apart and make repairs, and we had been staying at a hotel for the past two or three days…

The idiot wrote 'homeless' on the report, which I didn't realize he was doing… Once in jail, my friend Ross Pierce came down to fix that issue in the booking division. They told him they needed to see his ID to make any changes, and the dumb nigger woman put HIS ADDRESS on my file.

As I'm sure you know, police (especially the nigger female ones who work in booking) are masters of fucking everything up, clerical things in particular.


 No.172985

>>172827

go back to reddit you fucking pussy smart ass of a human being


 No.172987

>>172982

Thanks, but I already know.

I never went by the address on your arrest record since I assumed you were homeless at the time, considering the supposedly fake news articles; but having your full name, birthdate and other pertinent information, plus the pics you posted did not hurt. Like I said… Gotta go. Later…


 No.172989

File: ce6ca66b36ab3c4⋯.png (360.88 KB, 1002x808, 501:404, PicsArt_05-17-03.41.44.png)

>>172987

Okay, I'll seeya later, man….

And when you return, please post where I 'accused you of being NSA' because I always enjoy a good laugh


 No.172990

>>172985

Okay… I took your advice, packed all my belongings, and went back to Reddit… Now that I'm here, what am I supposed to do ?….

I thought you were going to be waiting there for me….


 No.172991

lol@ yellow fever

(begins creating rough draft of story)


 No.172995

>>172990

>Okay… I took your advice, packed all my belongings, and went back to Reddit… Now that I'm here, what am I supposed to do ?….

Just stay there and enjoy your account, Mr. I have never been to reddit in my life:

https://www.reddit.com/user/johnmyneptune


 No.172999

File: 92718eab8ba0845⋯.jpg (46.94 KB, 640x130, 64:13, (m eaAaaGqaWLamaz)(mh b5pb….jpg)


 No.173000

>>172995

Lol @ how STUPID you can be……

'johnMy', huh ?


 No.173001

ant people


 No.173002

File: 14e04dd0926da89⋯.jpg (56.35 KB, 640x130, 64:13, (m eaAaaGqaWLamaz)(mh ewLq….jpg)

Like I said, I've never been to that shithole in my life, not even once, and have absolutely no reason to go there in the future….

But it appears that you DO go there, right ?….

neat-O


 No.173005

>>173001

Correct !!

the 'ant' analogy is accurate, since they are indeed insects, who live in hives, and behave in a hive-like communal mentality….

The are cold, emotionless, uncaring, dissociated pieces of shit


 No.173007

I've fucked Chinese girls, Japanese girls, and Korean girls…

and trust me when I tell you that they are NOT what guys 'think' they are…

they're not good in bed….

they're like fucking a boring insect with black nipples and a purple vagina that smells like kimchi.

it's actually kinda nauseating to be fucking one, and look down at the insect that you're fucking…

They're the types who will tell you to 'take out trash, and kill family dog' all in one breath.

they're worthless


 No.173008

>>172871

>reddit spacing?

>check

You need to go back to reddit ya pussy licking faggot


 No.173011

>>173008

I already told you, douchebucket….

I'm in Reddit right now, waiting for you


 No.173042

File: f9ecb49a6dc2516⋯.png (349.79 KB, 1080x1890, 4:7, 20180518_085219.png)

File: 6168a8938ef68dd⋯.jpg (170.8 KB, 1008x418, 504:209, 20180518_085149.jpg)

>Andrew McGovern the eternally butthurt manlet, projecting his insecurities yet again.

WEWLAD

E

W

L

A

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 No.173043

>>173042

Johnny Neptune will ignore me or 'go to sleep' because he cant handle the bants


 No.173048

>>173000

How stupid can YOU be?

Go check it out. It Is YOU!

Do you want more?

Do not piss me off with your denials. I've had a rough day. I can always drop the other shoe you fucking faggot. Just admit you've been on Reddit NAO, Andrew. Your denials will only anger me today.


 No.173051

lol hahahahahaha !!!!

(I abandoned this thread a long time ago, and I've been making people miserable in different threads)

You have no idea HOW flattered I am that you openly admit that I trigger you harder and more often than anybody else you've ever seen. That's the highest form of compliment to me.

I'm blushing, after being gone 4 hours and inadvertently stumbling back in here, only to see you 'choking on the dust I kicked up' in here earlier !!

seriously…. I'm literally blushing right now

That's the equivalent of standing at a backstage door for hours, 'begging for an autograph'…

that's very kind of you


 No.173054

>>173051

>thinks it is you I'm worked up about right now

Lel.

My gf was hit by a drunk driver and is still in the ER. Will hopefully survive.

I just want you to stop lying.

Just got back in here. Have not seen any other threads yet. Eating right now. Will check it all out shortly.

>in b4 manlet joke

You just need to admit that that is one of your Reddit accounts or you will see what kicking up dust really means, faggot.


 No.173056

>>173054

Oh…. It's YOU………………..

I would ask you if you're joking about your girlfriend, but I don't think that that's something you would joke about

At least I hope not…………..

What are the extent of the injuries?


 No.173059

File: b81d1584d6dcabe⋯.jpg (51.76 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 30c9cbc51f6ce799985510fc0e….jpg)

>>173051

>inadvertently stumbling back in here

>after 4 hours

<posts 8 minutes after my first post in almost 5 hours

I've been at the ER

I don't believe you, Andrew.

Do not anger me today.

You ARE from Reddit.

Admit it and I will leave you alone for the rest of the day.

This is (You), period:

https://www.reddit.com/user/johnmyneptune

Do NOT Fuck with me today.

I have your FULL Dox.

So far I have just been toying with you, milking you like the lolcow you are. Stop lying. You ARE from Reddit.


 No.173061

>>173059

Hahaha sure I am…..

My middle name is Reddit

I thought you knew that


 No.173062

>>173059

I can't believe you're going to make me do this, but let me click on that link

lol @ thinking I'd misspell my pseudonym

brb


 No.173063

>>173056

>What are the extent of the injuries?

Not fully sure yet. Thanks for caring though. Sorry for being so pissed. My last gf was killed by a train 2 years ago. Still a bit touchy about this kind of shit.

I'll calm down by tomorrow. Still haven't checked out any other threads. I will. Still eating. I just want you to admit that is your Reddit account.

There is no need to lie.

You'll never stay off the meth if you cannot learn a small modicum of honesty.


 No.173064

>>173062

Damage control incoming.


 No.173065

>>173062

You made me click on PornHub, nigger!

I'm sure you'll survive. After all, you were still on meth back in your Reddit heyday. I forgive you. Just admit it and we can move forward.


 No.173069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Now I see…..

are you ready ?…..

BEN™

Ben is a troller buddy of mine. He and a girl named Crystal both took turns 'playing the role of JN' here and there on and off in a really really crappy chatroom site we all three used to troll called Mbuzzy.com.

Ben has a real 'good old boy' southern accent, but he's actually VERY smart and VERY funny (and extremely cruel) he lives somewhere up in Eastern Tennessee, I think near Knoxville or something like that… I have never work in teams, but I was such a big fan of Ben's trolling, that you can say he and I 'teamed up' a little bit… after announcing to all of the users at Mbuzzy that 'the two of us were going to systematically destroy the entire chat site, by making everything so frustrating and irritating everybody, that it simply wouldn't be fun for them anymore, and after everyone left, they would shut the website down'

(And that's exactly what we did. Ben and I trolled that site Around the Clock)

Crystal lives in New York, and she is super cool and funny… The reason she and Ben would 'pretend to be me' was because I had to sleep occasionally, and they helped create the impression that I never slept… They copied my writing style very well, and they really got into character, to the point where I would read some of their trolling work, and I literally couldn't tell the difference between them and me…

This is the first time I've seen that Reddit page, (and the first time I've been to Reddit, thank you very much because now I can't say I've never been there before)

I indeed made the video of the girl dancing, but I did NOT post a link to it on Reddit…

Sorry, but I didn't.

I don't think Crystal had joined up with us yet 5 years ago, so it was obviously BEN™

(I had some tribute videos to Ben on my YouTube channel, but I think I deleted them after they ended up shutting Mbuzzy down)

Yes………

the owners had thousands of regular everyday users when we started our campaign of trolling, and just like we promised, we frustrated and furiated all of them into leaving… By the time we were done, Mbuzzy only had 10 or 12 actual users anymore, and they finally shut the website down…

In this attached video, you can hear Ben's voice as he calls a guy named Steve, and verifies that 'johnny Neptune' (ben) had his Steve's wife Beth fired from her job.

Believe what you want to believe……….

I've always been able to tell when people are telling the truth, because people who tell the truth have very complicated details that don't seem to be 'important to the story', unless you were actually part of the story…..

That's the way real life works….

It's not all cut and dry.. there are extenuating circumstances and tributaries of secondary plot lines that you have to understand to grasp the whole story…

Listen carefully to Ben's voice as he wakes Steve up in this phone call and discovers that he had Steve's wife Beth fired from her job if I'm making a phone call.

Then you can listen to MY voice, and you'll instantly realize it's not the same person.


 No.173071

>>173065

Actually, BEN™ was doing shitloads of meth up in Tennessee during all of our Mbuzzy shenanigans….

Apparently, he was so tweaked, he misspelled the name !! HAHAHA !!

(And if I'm not mistaken, looks like he only posted one thing)


 No.173072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this call however is ME….

here, I'm pretending that I'm an Mbuzzy user named 'joey' and I'm calling THE STUPIDEST PERSON ON EARTH named David Robles….

David Robles actually calls himself 'MR. AWESOME'

not just a chatroom screen name…

He actually calls himself MISTER AWESOME in real life.

the drawing I did actually looks exactly like him. Mr. AWESOME' chatroom screen name was 'cyborgrapperrocker'….

yes….

anyway, he and 'joey' HATED MY GUTS

(I wonder why) lol

Here, I call MISTER AWESOME and pretend I'm 'Joey' and get him to say all kinds of weird shit. I act like 'joey' is admitting being a faggot, etc etc

MISTER AWESOME talks like a brain injured orangutan who's toungue has been ripped out of his mouth with a pair of pliers

The best part is where I get him to demonstrate that he doesn't know what 'the stock market' is…..

hahaha

Enjoy


 No.173073

you know…

talking to yourself is a sign of being a schizo.

KEKing hard at your homeless ass from my luscious abode.


 No.173074

>>173073

and dissociating from yourself at home, reading my words, but not acknowledging it is a DSM signature of being a terrible salesman


 No.173075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thank you for showing me Ben's Reddit post….

If you hadn't done that, I would've forgotten ALL about these classic videos…

I wrote this song about Todd Carr, a douchebag in Mbuzzy who HATED MY GUTS

I wonder why


 No.173076

some people don't understand what I'm doing when I make original content art, music, or videos to irritate people….

Todd assumed I had 'gone out of my way' to sequence that song about him….

Not at all…. It's what I do 24/7 anyway

it may as well make someone angry


 No.173077

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.173078

Don't act as if your words are anything other than self-mastabatory drivel. It's actually quite humorous how you praise yourself for garnering reactions from others calling you a retard, as if it is a great feat.


 No.173079

>>172774

<most saddest


 No.173081

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>173078

You're living proof that by ENTERTAINING MYSELF, it somehow managed to get under other people's skin……….

the day that there's NOT somebody like you, lashing out, trying to 'convince me that I'm not irritating him', that's the day I'm doing something wrong


 No.173084

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>173078

Looking at Spinning Objects will lock an autistic person in place, mesmerizing them……..

I created this homemade tribute video entirely with my phone…..

I'm very proud of it…..

it should mesmerize YOU


 No.173085

>>172840

LOL @ this guy STILL trying to awkwardly to me…..

Listen, little man, MAYBE you had a brain fart or something (like it even matters, but let's be honest, you hardly even have a brain so it's just a fart) but no one's even listening to a DAMN THING you're spouting out……….

THEREFORE, it's in your best interest to stop talking to yourself……….


 No.173086

>>173085

awkwardly reply*

It's hard to post from my phone sometimes


 No.173087

>>172793

>happened in Malaysia

>muh niggers

?


 No.173089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>173086

Once again, thank you for actually getting me to pop my Reddit cherry tonight, because it made me think about BEN™, and the old days, and it took me down the rabbit hole


 No.173090

>>172866

lmmfao@This thread is weird as shit.


 No.173091

fuck thread continuity


 No.173093

File: f092cda37725d74⋯.png (211.99 KB, 447x283, 447:283, 9b96fa5d1ff2b123b02f87b417….png)

>>173062

>>173069

>>173071

>>173072

>>173074

>>173075

>>173076

>>173077

>>173078

Here's some (You)s.

Damage controller, extraordinaire.

I haven't been on here since >>173065. None of the others piling on have been me. You make yourself too easy, Johnny, like I said. Stop feeding us trolls and you won't have to work so hard at damage control. While I appreciate the explanation, I hope you don't find it necessary on a site like this one. Many farmers will milk lolcows like you if you don't stahp your incessant Reddit-like blog post ramblings. I apologize if I am abrasive, but I warned you that I am in no mood today. Glad I was able to at least force you into a position where you can no longer say you have never been to Reddit!

Anyway, too much shit going on this evening to entertain you, between gf being all fucked up in the hospital and my kids need attentiveness from me, which is more important than any shit you can throw at me. Just letting you know – I am not your nemesis. I am your saviour. Deal with it. I know you hate image board culture, but why the fuck are you on here? I am the last person on this planet to be labelled a conformist, but I can play the game for added effect, and even 'force' dumbasses to think for themselves once in awhile, which I know you want to do also. Your constant attack-mode and egoic namefagging ridiculousness do nothing of the kind. Figure out what actually works and do that. You are welcome for spending my valuable time 'schooling' you too.

Here's a pup for you that you're welcome to use in future correspondences. No time for an hour or more to get back on a fucking shitty site like this to talk shit with shitty people for shitty reasons. Get your shit together Andrew. I hope to get mine together too. Get up off your high horse. I can knock your high horse out. So what! I respect you for who you are – not who you build yourself up to be. Get over yourself. No one cares. Be you; not some ridiculous caricature. Again… You are welcome.


 No.173102

>>173085

Why do you call others little? [Spoiler]projecting much?[/spoiler]


 No.173106

File: f457ce81c0544ef⋯.jpg (68.52 KB, 604x560, 151:140, f457ce81c0544ef4aef7a264a1….jpg)

>>173081

>not understanding this is my method of trolling you

lol


 No.173111

File: 31baf0ce876be04⋯.jpg (88.34 KB, 604x560, 151:140, PicsArt_05-17-08.43.10.jpg)


 No.173113

>>173102

<fucking up the tags

Piss off from 8chan and lurk for at least 10 years, newfag


 No.173116

>>173113

Couldn't have said it better meself.


 No.173120

File: deb6c3f9adbedeb⋯.jpg (62.65 KB, 640x480, 4:3, PicsArt_05-17-09.04.15.jpg)


 No.173128

File: ba075e7e89235e4⋯.jpg (281.61 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, PicsArt_05-17-09.27.32.jpg)

Godamnit, Johnny!

I do not see your 'yellow fever' thread yet!

Whassup? Can't find enough evidence?

A knife in your face won't work?

Gimme the fucking story and evidentiary information or STFU.

PLEEZE STFU!


 No.173136

>>173093

Back. I've been watching HBO (which sucks)

and…..

RE: your question about the girl with cleft pallet, and the bodybuilder who was paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life-

A: yes, both of those stories are 100% true


 No.173138

Andrew McGovern's just jealous because he contracted HIV from his many gay sex partners LOL


 No.173140

File: c2a6a59e4a41e96⋯.jpg (111.12 KB, 1080x1447, 1080:1447, screenshot 2018_05_17.jpg)

>>173113

Fucking BRILLIANT, dude

I'm assuming that it was just an 'accident', right?

>>175820

yes, she had cleft pallet


 No.173144

>>173136

>I've been watching HBO

Don't lie to us little guy. You've been sucking off faggots for loose change again. I know you mostly just do it because you enjoy the taste of cum, but you'll never move out of that cardboard box if you don't stop sucking cock long enough to get a job.


 No.173148

File: a1a1bfda5a706e5⋯.jpg (186.34 KB, 1280x958, 640:479, PicsArt_05-18-01.27.17.jpg)

>>173120

the humorous part is how you assumed that I 'thought' I was talking to 'you'.

exactly what made you think I thought that?

are you flirting with me again ?


 No.173155

File: ae323fb3dbcda4d⋯.jpg (58.3 KB, 500x372, 125:93, PicsArt_05-18-02.10.18.jpg)


 No.173157

Okay I'm going to crash


 No.173159

I've had so much fun discussing the bitch with the knife in her face


 No.173160

File: bbf24febe527075⋯.png (352.96 KB, 500x372, 125:93, PicsArt_05-18-02.23.24.png)

Guten Nacht


 No.173197

>>173136

>cleft pallet

Certainly you meant "palate", right Andrew?

And what the fuck are you talking about? I never saw anyone having questions like that!


 No.173199

>>173140

>look guise look at what i made on mspaint

that's great

run along now andrew, people with brains are talking


 No.173204

>>173140

LOL @ you tinkering around in Photoshop in a half-assed, DESPERATE attempt to make everyone else but YOURSELF look utterly STUPID,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

wow…………

WOW……………….

W O W ……………………….

……That the best you got, little man?

Even my BABY BROTHER can see right through that, and he's a drooling retard………………..


 No.173206

>>173204

Oh boy – here we go again!


 No.173209

File: bb58e432e6a59e2⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 345x240, 23:16, PicsArt_05-18-07.12.52.jpg)

>>173136

>>173197

Oh, I see. A post I missed has been deleted. What was it about?

>>173140

Also, yes, it is spelled "palate". I'm going to assume you would never make a spelling error – right Andrew?

<inb4

>hypen

Also, Good Morning! My gf will live. All mangled and broken, but at least she doesn't have a knife in her face.


 No.173210

>>173209

Also still waiting for your 'yellow fever' article. Did I miss it?


 No.173215

File: 1e4195bdad2b4e8⋯.jpg (58.73 KB, 500x375, 4:3, PicsArt_05-18-07.26.33.jpg)

>>173204

>utterly STUPID

Did you mean 'udderly', Andrew?


 No.173237

Bumping just to be an asshole.




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