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File: fdb7f3a8dfc3c53⋯.jpg (87.97 KB, 836x472, 209:118, beaver thumbnail.jpg)

 No.199377

http://thegoldwater.com/news/36158-Washington-Man-Arrested-For-Sexually-Assaulting-Dying-Beaver

A man in Kennewick, Washington has been arrested after performing a despicable act on a dying animal. The incident began in Columbia Park in Kennewick, Washington late Monday night when a woman said she saw someone run over an animal with their car.

When she stopped to try to help the animal which turned out to be a beaver she wrapped it in a towel and ran home to get a container to put it in. To her surprise, when she returned to the scene 30 minutes later she found a man on top of the beaver with his pants unzipped.

 No.199378

File: 8d9c584ae0f527b⋯.jpg (34.51 KB, 450x450, 1:1, gerber-backpaxe-2.jpg)

Beavers are a scourge. It deserved to get raped in its final hours. I hope it was in extreme pain. These cunt-ass cocksuckers chew down all the birch on the bank of the creek going through my property. I hope they all die painful fucking deaths.


 No.199843

>>199377

you should feel bad for being such a fucking failure


 No.200267

It was going to die anyway, who cares?


 No.200592

That's some serious wood


 No.200598

File: f3ac649af909c6d⋯.jpg (140.83 KB, 720x539, 720:539, 1291594568-9f63436346778ee….jpg)

Less pozzed source:

https://canoe.com/news/crime/animal-love-man-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-dying-beaver

>Delp was arrested Tuesday on charges of first-degree animal cruelty and meth possession. He’s currently being held at Benton County Jail without bail.

Why am I not surprised that meth was involved?


 No.200599

File: 974fbd5b9d04c20⋯.jpg (204.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, U Wot M8.jpg)

>>200267

>It was going to die anyway, who cares?


 No.200612

why boner


 No.200616

was the womans name Wynonna?


 No.200647

File: 501a3e00356b92d⋯.png (46.37 KB, 350x350, 1:1, beaversarepeopletoo.png)

Daily reminder..


 No.200653

File: c637187bd53a6c0⋯.jpg (182.9 KB, 1000x764, 250:191, Git.Thee.Behind.Me.Jim.jpg)

>>199377

Even Jim has been known to unzip his pants for a beaver or two..


 No.200663

Is your beaver dying, Printz?


 No.200664

File: d47d1191ed5791e⋯.jpg (37.37 KB, 450x379, 450:379, Vagina-Squirrel.jpg)


 No.200669

Mein Sides!


 No.200670

>>200669

Your sides don't matter, 69.

Just the tasty bits matter.

I personally like to eat beaver.


 No.200671

>>199378

see a shrink please


 No.200674

>>199378

>Beavers are a scourge.

Yes

>It deserved to get raped

No


 No.200683

File: 78cd25a2f0a9d85⋯.jpg (117.08 KB, 396x618, 66:103, our-fate.jpg)


 No.200697

>>200670

>The male figure is relatively small, crouching subserviently, and fully clothed; he has an anxious or furtive look.


 No.200708

File: cb58237edc71ec0⋯.jpg (62.98 KB, 570x368, 285:184, PicsArt_09-13-03.31.15.jpg)

Happy to see Beaver-Bread still going..

Pleeze Don't H8 PicsArt..


 No.200758

>>199378

The amount of rage against the beaver scourge in this post made me laff. Cheers.


 No.200759

>>200666

I thought you were leaving you autistic loser.


 No.200770

>>200759

Trying this hard to get Satan to leave.


 No.200774

File: b0827821df28b48⋯.jpg (108.64 KB, 679x796, 679:796, ab6fe76268f042c42b253ed5ee….jpg)


 No.200782

File: b49b914fa73590a⋯.jpg (34.62 KB, 350x312, 175:156, PicsArt_09-14-10.07.41.jpg)


 No.200843

File: a2ca7e8e6372736⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 640x640, 1:1, beaverscream.webm)

>>199377

>Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Dying Beaver


 No.200844

>>200267

You're gonna die anyways too, where you at?


 No.200848

>>200598

He could have been canadian.


 No.200940

File: 0f60bc3f87fdcc4⋯.jpg (77.22 KB, 320x480, 2:3, My Dying Wish.jpg)


 No.200941

File: 51ce13bccddee16⋯.jpg (53.44 KB, 640x458, 320:229, d9529a42d0c798b1d13b52fff1….jpg)

>>199377

>>200598

Was the beaver still wet at the time?


 No.200954

File: 0a6df168c4e73a8⋯.jpg (110.08 KB, 500x400, 5:4, Funny Beaver1.jpg)


 No.200956

>>200940

I love this site!


 No.200958

>>200956

You would.

[spoiler]or shouldI say, 'You Wood'?


 No.200959

File: b70f761f7b64b4c⋯.jpg (51.61 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 36098509_244810119448064_7….jpg)

>>200958

Wow! I really fucked that post and spoiler up!

Kudos to me!

HAPPY CATURDAY!


 No.200960

>>200843

I am now magining that sound coming from the beaver while I am fucking it.

Thanks, anon.

>inb4 newfag

Just been awhile since I've seen that one.


 No.200961

>>200960

>magining

Were you trying to say

>mangining?

Inquiring beavers want to know.


 No.200974

>>200759

He feeds off of (yous) let's starve him, eh?


 No.200985

> Washington state man with a possible furry fetish was arrested on an animal cruelty charge

>while high on meth

I would sigh but this is an incredibly common form of retard.


 No.200996

File: cea1446ffe83138⋯.jpg (57.34 KB, 421x640, 421:640, Fuck The Police!.jpg)

>>200598

Police did not show up in time to save the life of the beaver.

Guess he's sorry now about this little display the day before.

>pic related


 No.201001

File: 4b27f44742ace5e⋯.jpg (62.58 KB, 640x960, 2:3, Grab 'Em!.jpg)

Why does everything have to get political nowadays?


 No.201007

>>201001

>Why does everything have to get political nowadays?

Because, beavers..


 No.201009

what kind of stupid moron does this

not even furries are this idiotic


 No.201010

>>201009

What part of

>meth

do you not undestand?


 No.201055

>>201010

The raping a dying beaver part, maybe?


 No.201065

>>201055

It's on my bucket list now.


 No.201087

>>201065

Don't worry. I wanna fugg a dying beaver too, anon. Someday I'll get my chance. You run over one for me and I'll run over one for you, k?

we'll obviously post the livestream links here.


 No.201089

>>200941

nigga that's an otter


 No.201105

>>201089

You otter pay attention to yer own bizness.

Nice catch though!


 No.201106

>>201089

They all look the same to me.

I otter have a beaver whenever I damn well..


 No.201113

File: 650195c7ebfd728⋯.png (27.11 KB, 289x259, 289:259, 863DD436-EE98-42F8-B106-10….png)


 No.201133

>I'm willing to bet you've never fucked another chick before, have you?

You mean the baby bird, right?


 No.201189

>>201133

No. Beavers are chicks too, ya know.


 No.201222

File: 0aeb1f23d727d8a⋯.jpg (210.58 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Gonna Git Mine!.jpg)


 No.201226

>>201222

'Little' being the operative word, amirite, anon?


 No.201308

How old was tge dying beaver?

Did both parties give consent?


 No.201335

/zoo/ strikes again.




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