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File: fdb7f3a8dfc3c53⋯.jpg (87.97 KB, 836x472, 209:118, beaver thumbnail.jpg)



A man in Kennewick, Washington has been arrested after performing a despicable act on a dying animal. The incident began in Columbia Park in Kennewick, Washington late Monday night when a woman said she saw someone run over an animal with their car.

When she stopped to try to help the animal which turned out to be a beaver she wrapped it in a towel and ran home to get a container to put it in. To her surprise, when she returned to the scene 30 minutes later she found a man on top of the beaver with his pants unzipped.


File: 8d9c584ae0f527b⋯.jpg (34.51 KB, 450x450, 1:1, gerber-backpaxe-2.jpg)

Beavers are a scourge. It deserved to get raped in its final hours. I hope it was in extreme pain. These cunt-ass cocksuckers chew down all the birch on the bank of the creek going through my property. I hope they all die painful fucking deaths.



you should feel bad for being such a fucking failure


It was going to die anyway, who cares?


That's some serious wood


File: f3ac649af909c6d⋯.jpg (140.83 KB, 720x539, 720:539, 1291594568-9f63436346778ee….jpg)

Less pozzed source:


>Delp was arrested Tuesday on charges of first-degree animal cruelty and meth possession. He’s currently being held at Benton County Jail without bail.

Why am I not surprised that meth was involved?


File: 974fbd5b9d04c20⋯.jpg (204.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, U Wot M8.jpg)


>It was going to die anyway, who cares?


why boner


was the womans name Wynonna?


File: 501a3e00356b92d⋯.png (46.37 KB, 350x350, 1:1, beaversarepeopletoo.png)

Daily reminder..


File: c637187bd53a6c0⋯.jpg (182.9 KB, 1000x764, 250:191, Git.Thee.Behind.Me.Jim.jpg)


Even Jim has been known to unzip his pants for a beaver or two..


Is your beaver dying, Printz?


File: d47d1191ed5791e⋯.jpg (37.37 KB, 450x379, 450:379, Vagina-Squirrel.jpg)


Mein Sides!



Your sides don't matter, 69.

Just the tasty bits matter.

I personally like to eat beaver.



see a shrink please



>Beavers are a scourge.


>It deserved to get raped



File: 78cd25a2f0a9d85⋯.jpg (117.08 KB, 396x618, 66:103, our-fate.jpg)



>The male figure is relatively small, crouching subserviently, and fully clothed; he has an anxious or furtive look.


File: cb58237edc71ec0⋯.jpg (62.98 KB, 570x368, 285:184, PicsArt_09-13-03.31.15.jpg)

Happy to see Beaver-Bread still going..

Pleeze Don't H8 PicsArt..



The amount of rage against the beaver scourge in this post made me laff. Cheers.



I thought you were leaving you autistic loser.



Trying this hard to get Satan to leave.


File: b0827821df28b48⋯.jpg (108.64 KB, 679x796, 679:796, ab6fe76268f042c42b253ed5ee….jpg)


File: b49b914fa73590a⋯.jpg (34.62 KB, 350x312, 175:156, PicsArt_09-14-10.07.41.jpg)


File: a2ca7e8e6372736⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 640x640, 1:1, beaverscream.webm)


>Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Dying Beaver



You're gonna die anyways too, where you at?



He could have been canadian.


File: 0f60bc3f87fdcc4⋯.jpg (77.22 KB, 320x480, 2:3, My Dying Wish.jpg)


File: 51ce13bccddee16⋯.jpg (53.44 KB, 640x458, 320:229, d9529a42d0c798b1d13b52fff1….jpg)



Was the beaver still wet at the time?


File: 0a6df168c4e73a8⋯.jpg (110.08 KB, 500x400, 5:4, Funny Beaver1.jpg)



I love this site!



You would.

[spoiler]or shouldI say, 'You Wood'?


File: b70f761f7b64b4c⋯.jpg (51.61 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 36098509_244810119448064_7….jpg)


Wow! I really fucked that post and spoiler up!

Kudos to me!




I am now magining that sound coming from the beaver while I am fucking it.

Thanks, anon.

>inb4 newfag

Just been awhile since I've seen that one.




Were you trying to say


Inquiring beavers want to know.



He feeds off of (yous) let's starve him, eh?


> Washington state man with a possible furry fetish was arrested on an animal cruelty charge

>while high on meth

I would sigh but this is an incredibly common form of retard.


File: cea1446ffe83138⋯.jpg (57.34 KB, 421x640, 421:640, Fuck The Police!.jpg)


Police did not show up in time to save the life of the beaver.

Guess he's sorry now about this little display the day before.

>pic related


File: 4b27f44742ace5e⋯.jpg (62.58 KB, 640x960, 2:3, Grab 'Em!.jpg)

Why does everything have to get political nowadays?



>Why does everything have to get political nowadays?

Because, beavers..


what kind of stupid moron does this

not even furries are this idiotic



What part of


do you not undestand?



The raping a dying beaver part, maybe?



It's on my bucket list now.



Don't worry. I wanna fugg a dying beaver too, anon. Someday I'll get my chance. You run over one for me and I'll run over one for you, k?

we'll obviously post the livestream links here.



nigga that's an otter



You otter pay attention to yer own bizness.

Nice catch though!



They all look the same to me.

I otter have a beaver whenever I damn well..


File: 650195c7ebfd728⋯.png (27.11 KB, 289x259, 289:259, 863DD436-EE98-42F8-B106-10….png)


>I'm willing to bet you've never fucked another chick before, have you?

You mean the baby bird, right?



No. Beavers are chicks too, ya know.


File: 0aeb1f23d727d8a⋯.jpg (210.58 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Gonna Git Mine!.jpg)



'Little' being the operative word, amirite, anon?


How old was tge dying beaver?

Did both parties give consent?


/zoo/ strikes again.

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