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File: 328a7072954eba4⋯.png (428.58 KB, 795x479, 795:479, Screen Shot 2019-03-14 at ….png)

 No.228441

A simple step in many people’s hygiene left an English man developing a near-fatal infection that spread to the lining of his brain.

Over the past five years, the man had been experiencing pain and hearing loss in his ear — something he had been treated for multiple times. It wasn’t until he had a seizure that led him to look more carefully into the problem and discover that a piece of a cotton swab stuck in his ear was causing his severe medical issues, according to his link opens in a new tab Live Science.

https://people.com/health/man-infection-skull-brain-lining-cleaning-ear-cotton-swab/?utm_source=newsprompt_chrome_extension

 No.228497

>>228441

Fucking retard was putting that shit in his ear canal. He deserves to die


 No.228499

>>228497

literally says it right on the box not to do it too


 No.228509

>>228499

I do this

It feels so good

I make swab slightly smaller and dip swab in 99% isopropyl alcohol and gently tickle the ear canal

Makes me hard


 No.228510

File: b8bc8b070514969⋯.jpg (86.28 KB, 1357x570, 1357:570, Capture.JPG)

>>228509

I like to sound

I insert tubes in my urethra


 No.228511

Next time he should try using an ice pick for added reach.


 No.228512

Thank god I only put toothpickers in my ear


 No.228612

if he had been treated for it why didn't a simple syringing of his ear canal fix the problem ?


 No.228614

The Jews made cotton swabs


 No.228620

>>228510

i hate faggots so goddamn much


 No.228622

>>228509

Getting the wax out of your ears is strangely satisfying.


 No.228630

How did the fucking doctor treating him for years miss the fucking cotton bit?


 No.228631

Or you could just fuckin make sure your cotton swabs aren't covered in sewage. Anyone who doesn't clean their earxax after every shower is disgusting.


 No.228634

>>228631

You are supposed to clean your earwax during your shower.


 No.228635

>>228630

Most doctors in the uk are pajeets


 No.228637

A simple otoscopic exam takes seconds and would have found the foreign body in the external canal. Sadly, many GPS don’t use halogen or LED lighting and hardly ever change batteries in their otoscopes.


 No.228643

>>228637

I had a cotton swab lodged in my ear once, the doctors missed it several times.

Finally found it when he shoved the ear examination device extra deep into my ear.

Maybe they just weren't looking deep enough.


 No.228653

>>228620

It's a straight thing. I have kids you fucking retard.


 No.228657

>>228653

<sounding

>straight

you're funny, fag


 No.229419

>>228657

>Doing anything with your dick is gay

Next you're going to tell me that you've literally never masturbated, right?


 No.229420

File: 06d4fac76915517⋯.gif (344.76 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 06d4fac76915517272e14a4e03….gif)

>>228653

Do your kids know their father is a filthy fucking degenerate?


 No.229425

>>228620

I gave you ideas, didn't I, closet dweller?


 No.229426

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>229420

Did you like this scene where he was ass raped in prison?


 No.229432

>>229426

Not as much as the scenes where he learns to love and tolerate negroes.


 No.229486

>>229432

A good ass raping will do that


 No.229494

>>229419

<he doesn't know that sounding is how male transsexuals who haven't transitioned yet masturbate




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