>Female runner gains sponsorship based on athletic performance
>has a voluntary medical condition that completely reshapes her hips and will forever alter the way she walks and runs, lowering her potential for future athletic performance
>Sponsor pulls their money
<"ERMAGERD, Y DEY NO GIB ME DAT MONIES?!?"
<"EYE'MA WERMERN, SO I DESERB EVERFING I WANTS ALL DA THYME NO MADDER WAD!!!!"