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An 8-year-old boy was swept out to see on a giant unicorn float in North Carolina, and the incident is serving as a reminder to parents about the dangers of inflatable animals in the ocean.

After a relaxing day at the beach turned into a nightmare, Declan O'Connor's mother frantically called 911 during the scary incident last week.




I guess you should use a rope and stake to attach it to the beach, if you really want to leave your kid unsupervised in the ocean for some reason.


Kids like him need a solid kick to the gut



Tie the rope to a stone if the beach is to sandy.


Jews made flaoties



but what did he see


his mother said he cannot swim so isn’t he little too old not to learn to swim?



yeah, no one will mind tripping over that or being caught up in it in the sea.

fucking tie a rope to your neck and jump you mindless shitstain



it's probably a border hopping spic. they don't learn to read until she 30, swimming isn't a priority, they are used to holding onto floats.


Reminds me of every time the waves/wind moved our floaties all the way to the other side of the beach, and I had to walk across big bulky rock-like sand without slippers to get them every time it happened.

Various reasons why I couldn't just deflate them…


I doubt it.

She just realized there were too many witnesses to her attempted child murder and freaked out.


See. Are you a moron?



Anon I think you have brain damage.


At least he survived.


fucking great advice tiny tim

dont let yor kid float on the ocean in a toy by herself

heres a cigar…….no


Floaties is a big headaches for the lifesavers because it prevents them from seeing the people drowning and the drowning people wouldn’t be saved because of that stupid floaties


>stupid kids are stupid

>let's keep them in the gene pool


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