[ / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / asmr / fur / kemono / kennedi / nofap / polk / say / wai ]

/newsplus/ - News +

Read the News!

Catalog

Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4
Max filesize is 12 MB.
Max image dimensions are 10000 x 10000.
You may upload 5 per post.


THE RULES
Follow Newsplus on Twitter

File: 4f8d8cc489cb74b⋯.jpg (3.98 MB, 2236x2236, 1:1, earth .jpg)

 No.77252

http://thegoldwater.com/news/2392-Super-Earth-Found-40-Light-Years-Away

Scientists have identified a planet which they say is a Super-Earth. They revealed that the planet is the best place to look for signs of life outside of the Solar System. The early indication reveal that it has an atmosphere and that it sits within the Goldilocks Zone where it is neither too hot nor too cold for liquid water to exist.

The planet is only 40 light years from Earth implying that it could be possible to send a signal. The lead author Jason Dittmann of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics said that its the most exciting exoplanet he has seen in the past decade.

Dittmann revealed that the planet is the best target to perform one of the biggest quests in science – searching for evidence of life beyond Earth. The discovery was made by an international team of scientists who have been studying data from European Space Observatory’s High Accuracy Radial Velocity Planet Searcher instrument. The instrument looks for regular changes in brightness of stars, which suggests a planet is passing by in orbit.

 No.77253

>send a signal

Please don't.


 No.77254

Earth isn't a ball in space.


 No.77256

>>77254

What is it?


 No.77257

>>77253

sexy single human populated planet looking 4 big strong invaders asl have resources and water


 No.77259

>>77253

I feel like with all the signals and shit we've done before, if some other civilization had this level of technology, they'd already be aware of us.


 No.77263

>40 light years

so if we could send a radio signal to them that travels with light speed (which is not even possible), it would take 40 years until our signals arrive to their planet.

And then another 40 years to receive their "fuck off niggers" message


 No.77266

Super earth makes this earth seem un-super– fuck those cultural marxists trying to divide the earths against one another.


 No.77268

File: e2903ba702e9bce⋯.jpg (1.94 MB, 2795x2795, 1:1, 20130115_radio_broadcasts.jpg)

>>77259

We've really not sent it out THAT much.

Only in the last 200 years have we actually started even transmitting, and if anything had picked it up, it would literally have to be next door, and we should hear back in the next 100 years.

That being said, The government "the world government" does a lot of shady shit we don't even know about, maybe we have already have had a reply, but it's kept secret.

If anything, i'd be interested in what aliens want to say to us.

More of the same i guess, "We are Zipnoids, and we like big bazongnoid's on our Flibbernobs, Please buy out Super Space Pop Music"


 No.77271

>>77268

>send nudes


 No.77277


 No.77279

>>77277

Reply: "Nice Triple Dubs"

.


 No.77280

>only 40 light years from Earth

>only 40 light years

>40 light years

Yeah, it'll only take FORTY FUCKING YEARS traveling AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT to get there and the same time for them to get our fucking signal and twice that to get a reply back, assuming they decide to reply right away, which they won't.


 No.77281

wow another super earth. how many times have we heard this?


 No.77282


 No.77283

>>77268

>>77259

no one will hear us and we won't hear anyone back. the signals we send lose energy and degenerate into nothing more than background noise after about 2 years. SETI is worse than a waste of money, it's probably cover for something else (money laundering etc)


 No.77285

Idc what they say to us, I just want a plumbus.. Take my Earth currency!!


 No.77286

>>77271

>/b/ takes over SETI

>Suddenly the entire SETI budget is dedicated to sending dick pics, gore, and Goatse to other planets.


 No.77287

File: fed725bd6f02e50⋯.mp4 (556.54 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Ayy lemayo.mp4)

>>77286

more like

>GENETICALLY ENGINEERED CATGIRLS AND CHEESE PIZZA

>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAOOOOOOOO


 No.77288

>>77263

Radio waves literally travel at the speed of light you uneducated fuck


 No.77289

File: a37b77026b2de4b⋯.webm (3.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14448757229720.webm)

>>77287

>mfw we send so many ayy lmao memes they feel bullied and don't try to respond


 No.77290

File: f82fbcfd3eca4ae⋯.jpg (57.42 KB, 960x824, 120:103, flat earth theory.jpg)

>>77256

its flat


 No.77291

>>77287

I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of sending aliens dank memes and shitposting all over their image boards.

We choose to go do these things, not because they are easy, but because they are lulzy as fuck.

>t. JFK before the CIA censored and doctored the footage.


 No.77292

File: dd752be4d2a1fe4⋯.webm (4.78 MB, 640x480, 4:3, ayyylmao.webm)

>>77289

if they understand us they're probably sad

imagine if they're evolution was the same as us and they're basically human too

and then you get an alien signal from a distant planet and you're excited you'll see some alternative life form and a balding nasa guy comes on screen super excited hes found alien life and we're the same


 No.77293

>>77263

>If we could only send a light signal to them that travels at the speed of light (which is not even possible for light)

omfg you sound dumb.

radio waves are the same thing as light waves, aka EM radiation. radio waves are just light waves which are oscillating a little bit too slowly to see.


 No.77296

>>77280

this.

Humans have achieved only 2% of the speed of light relative to earth

lets see.. 40 years x factor of 50…

2000 year one way trip with out current tech

>https://www.google.com/#q=top+speed+in+space


 No.77297

>>77296

What's the fastest thing we sent to space? The Voyagers? Voyager's paths were designed to get maximum data on planets, not to speed away from the solar system. Using the same tech, you could probably add another %.

And probably way More with a constantly accelerating craft, which would require a nuclear reactor that could run autonomously for hundreds of years. If the goal was set right now and we went all in, we could have a probe there by 2517.

Then we'd crash the probe into their warlord at 0.15c, and have started a war.


 No.77298

>>77285

id like a plumbus as well


 No.77299

>>77297

>Then we'd crash the probe into their warlord at 0.15c, and have started a war.

yes please

our probe has to land in the Royal Imperial Planetary Nursery and kill the Galactic Emperors children


 No.77300

File: 4c1a9eb989f0dda⋯.jpg (83.86 KB, 711x399, 237:133, image.jpg)

>SUPER Earth

LIBER-TEA INTENSIFIES


 No.77301

>>77297

nuclear blast propulsion is an option for an unmanned craft


 No.77302

>>77252

>>77252

WE NEED TO BRING DEMOCRACY TO THIS SUPER-EARTH. THERE IS A DICTATOR IN CHARGE OPPRESSING HIS SUBJECTS. SUPER-EARTH NEEDS TO BE FREE


 No.77303

>>77302

>America sees a less developed people living on super-earth

>decides to invade to conquer the entire planet

>We actually become the alien invaders of another planet

this is actually the most likely scenario


 No.77305

So, if there is intelligent life there, they have by now been able to receive our televisionsignals from 1939 to 1977. Keeping in mind that they now have been treated to I love Lucy, the Liberace show, Batman and Welcome back Kotter, it's no surprise we haven't heard from them.


 No.77306

>>77303

Fuck off James Cameron

I aint watching Avatar 2 even if you held my nuts hostage


 No.77313

>>77252

>Breaking news!

>Pop science writers come up with new way to turn astronomy into click bait


 No.77320

>>77252

That planet is probably full of turbocancer and space-AIDS


 No.77326

>>77293

>light waves which are oscillating a little bit too slowly to see

omfg you sound dumb.


 No.77331

>>77268

>get signal back

>it's indecipherable, garbled rubbish

>signal gets leaked

>scientists spend sleepless days across the world trying to figure out what it means

>/pol/ tries their hand at cracking it

>turns out its a secret set of colour hashes and co-ordinates

>put them together

>it makes a pepe

How hype would you be?


 No.77333

File: 292694daf38dce9⋯.gif (47.84 KB, 600x400, 3:2, light waves.gif)

>>77326

thats exactly what radio waves are tho, is light oscillating too slowly to be visible


 No.77335

>>77300

Sickle >>>>>>>>> everything else


 No.77336

>>77331

I can see this happening


 No.77341

File: bac46647c8b9367⋯.webm (1.98 MB, 600x379, 600:379, 2017-03-07_23-57-32-014.webm)

>>77331

>get signal back

>it makes a pepe

The left implodes instantly


 No.77342

File: 5e180a7eec8ebcd⋯.jpg (118.27 KB, 500x297, 500:297, .jpg)


 No.77356

magnificient !!!!!


 No.77357

File: 3fde4fc28faa0a7⋯.jpg (136.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, helldiversjpg-3b0241_1280w.jpg)

LOOKS LIKE THIS PLACE NEEDS SOME DEMOCRACY


 No.77360

File: 72af7a465572ffb⋯.jpg (295.69 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, krypton-tv-show-goyer.jpg)

>>77252

Super-Earth/ As in the planet Krypton?


 No.77369

>>77333

Trips confirm.


 No.77383

File: d043cb1c4341c81⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 750x750, 1:1, ad75cb05ad99d2c2f24e64eb1d….gif)

>>77296

Yeah, but we know Time Dilation IS a thing (since we know entropy has a finite speed, the speed of light/c we know that the closer you get to c the less entropy has effect on you, and this also means time since time is just a measurement of entropy)

So while it may take the craft 2000 years for observers on the ground, it might actually take less for the people on the craft. How much less I have no idea

>Humans have achieved only 2% of the speed of light relative to earth

>relative to earth

what did he mean by this?


 No.77393

>>77383

The apparent speed of light from the perspective of earth.


 No.77395

>>77333

Does that mean if you Bob your head up and down really fast you'll see radio waves instead of blurs?

What's the wavelength difference between light and microwave??? Hmmmm.


 No.77398

Why haven't other planets thought of sending us signals?


 No.77401

>>77398

I like to imagine they received a few errant packets of wi-fi that shot off into space, found loli porn and furry porn in them and then decided to never talk to us ever.


 No.77459

>>77393

But the speed of light in a vacuum is a constant?


 No.77462

I know its all been said before but why are we so eager to send out signals to other planets. Why do we assume other species would be accepting of us?

They might see of as a threat or may be looking into other planets to inhabit as well. And the odds that they evolved with any resemblance to us are highly unlikely. Probably it has something to do with humans inflated egos and believing we are the smartest species to have existed so far.


 No.77465

File: 12472a5e011be6f⋯.jpg (72.75 KB, 637x627, 637:627, YourCurrentPageTurner.jpg)


 No.77466

>>77259

Imagine a squirrel leaving a shit on your patio.

That's probably how we seem to ayys.

they won't even see us coming


 No.77467

>>77459

Speed is relative, retard. Have you ever ridden in a car before? Or on a plane?


 No.77478


 No.77487

>>77467

All speeds are relative except the speed of light, retard. How do you think special relativity works?


 No.77489

File: 6274e8312eb1dd9⋯.jpg (67.8 KB, 367x368, 367:368, 1383048471330.jpg)

>super earth found

how is this even news?, its like another nignog found dead.


 No.77492

>>77374

are u a hermaphrodite alien like printz?


 No.77499

File: 3f239ece206ad2d⋯.jpg (367.81 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, b8 too big.jpg)




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Post a Reply]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / asmr / fur / kemono / kennedi / nofap / polk / say / wai ]