>if it does, I'm leaving and will never come back.
Bye.
I've explained this a million times. I will explain it one more time. I will use this post every time I have to explain it again.
It is impossible to operate a website in the year 2015 without a Turing test.
The only reason Bui isn't slamming 8chan with the Hola botnet right now is because of the global captcha.
If we turned it off for even a second there'd be global spam in the range of hundreds of posts an hour. 8chan would crash. We would not have a website.
I have simplified the captcha, am experimenting with reducing requirements for them, and will continue to improve it.
But it has to exist. In some form. It can not not exist.
There is no way around this. This is how it is. Bots are so plentiful and easy to make it is impossible not to have a Turing test.
If you can think of a way to have a website operate without a Captcha your idea is worth billions of dollars and you should probably stop lurking 8chan and go fucking make it.
There are entire teams of anti-spam engineers working for trillion dollar multinational corporations who cannot stop the practice. You are not smarter than them. I am not smarter than them. That's why there's a captcha, just like on every other site in the entire fucking world. Even Google asks for a captcha if you're using Tor every time you make a search.
Any alternatives to a captcha violate your privacy.
Name one website that doesn't have a form of human authentication. You have two-step authentications, the google reCaptcha will check your Google account, 4chan requires you to post on domestic IPs or buy a pass which is then tied to every post you ever make. Forums usually require some form of authentication and then you have an identity.
You have no alternatives. This is how the web works. Deal with it.