No.33
Traditional Nativities Are Ditched in Favour of ‘Christmas with the Aliens’ in British Primary Schools
>Just one in three schools now hold traditional Christmas nativity plays, despite the majority of parents wanting their children to learn about the birth of Jesus. Instead, more than half of schools have opted for modernised versions, featuring aliens, punk fairies, spacemen and Elvis.
>Netmums co-founder Siobhan Freegard said: “While the UK is a diverse and multicultural society and it’s right children learn about all religions and cultures, many parents feel the traditional nativity is being pushed aside.
>Writing on the Archbishop Cranmer blogsite, Gillian Scott commented “I’ve sat through […] Christmas with the Aliens, and it’s actually quite good."
No.52
>>34>Archbishop Cranmer blogsite, Gillian Scott commented “I’ve sat through […] Christmas with the Aliens, and it’s actually quite good."I AM ALSO HAVING HAD SAT THROUGH THIS.
MR. SCOTT IS NOT LYING:
"CHRISTMAS WITH THE ALIENS" IS INDEED "QUITE GOOD".
SOURCE: MY "CRANIUM"
No.53
ayy lmao
No.54
can't wait to replace Virgin Mary with a Xenomorph Queen toy on my nativity scene
No.55
>>33
>Alter revered characters in Islam with aliens, punk fairies, spacemen and Elvis>Risk jail time for intolerance and watch half your neighborhood burned down.
>Alter revered characters in Judaism with aliens, punk fairies, spacemen and Elvis>Risk jail time for intolerance and watch new Holocaust material enter the school curriculum.Alter revered characters in Christianity with aliens, punk fairies, spacemen and Elvis
>Hailed as tolerant and legally acceptable.Britain, when are you and the rest of Europe going to find your balls and start using them again?
No.56
Hey maybe this is just Britain waking up to the truth about the reptillians right guys?
kek
No.67
No.68
>>67it was a joke you mongoloid
No.70
Good goyim
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No.73
>>68WHAT ARE YOUR PREREQUISITES FOR A "JOKE".
I WAS ALWAYS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT FOR A "JOKE" TO BE A "JOKE" IT NEEDS TO BE "FUNNY".