Meet a boy named Phil and his family
On vacation from the 22nd century
They got a rented time-machine and they're on their way
To a time, way, way, way back in the day
So now he's Phil, Phil of the future
Keeping it together just as best as he can
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man
A 22nd century man
On a holiday through history
But the final destination was a mystery
But something on the time-machine had blown
So they ended up right here in our time zone
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