Black Ice got me laid bros.
>Be cruisin' for a bruisin' with my honey in my used but not abused E46
>Have a fresh stock of Black Ice hanging not only in the front, but in the back as well
>Roll up to gf's house and honk the horn
>She doesn't answer
>Honk again
>No answer
>Lay on the horn for a cool minute before she comes out of the house looking visibly flustered and quite peeved
>Think she had a bad day as work
>She gets in
>Slams my door, that bitch
>Throws her purse in back and nearly clips my tree stack
>Tells me to go
>I stare at her for a few seconds before I do
>We're driving and I turn on my Nightcall
>It's day but whatever, it's a good tune
>Start staring at her while I shift
>She's not looking
>Shit
>Pull into the restaurant parking lot
>She gets out
>Wonder why she so mad
>We eat, bitch won't pay so I pay
>As we're driving home I put my hand on her thigh
>She doesn't move
>Can see she's getting moist
>Contemplate telling her to stop because muh seats but decide against it
>We get to her place and I go in for a kiss
>She moves away slightly but accepts her fate in due time
>I walk her to the door and invite myself in
>She asks if I wanna fug
>I say yes
>We fug
>Finish in about a minute, but that leaves me more time to drive
>Once I cum I immediately bounce and leave her there
>Get in my car and see pussy juice stains on my car
>Get mad and text her, saying we're breaking up
>She gets MAF and says how much of a shitbag I am, and how I'm still in her driveway, how I couldn't say it to her face like a man
>Shift into 1st and rip a hektik skid out of there
>Can see her flip her lid
>Laugh all the way home and tell my bros on /o/
Thank you /o/.