/o/ - Auto

>Be Inu

>be massive faggot

>total my tC by speeding through a construction zone

>cry about it on /o/

>get laughed at

>buy evo to compensate for being a pussy

>get laughed at for buying the project evo

>too scared to drive evo

>fast forward 2 years

>2017

>crash evo speeding in a construction zone

>cry about it on 16chan /o/

>get laughed at

>buy an old R34 GTST to compensate for being a massive faggot

>get laughed at even more for buying project GTST

>too pussy to drive Skyline

>tfw massive faggot

>When was the last time you crashed?

last time i crashed was about 2 years ago when i pulled a treequinox and crashed a foxbody while hooning on backroads doing 90+

>How bad was it?

i surprisingly had no injuries other than a sprained back and some bruises but the car burned to the ground

>>7687

How did you not get sued to death?

About a year ago, some lady t-boned me in my b2000. Fucked up my arm(gotta love metal doors, nerve damage). Passenger got whipped around pretty badly because bench seat, too.

Other than that, not too bad. Bought the truck back because salvage was 60bux for some reason, still driving it after replacing steering box+most of front end.

Oh, and I bought a sweet travel trailer with some insuro-bucks.

>Driving NB on the freeway, 70mph, shitting rain

>Hit a yump in the road and immediately lost the tail (car rotated from going straight to 90 degrees in about a second)

>Apply moderate brake force, nothing else I can do.

>Helicopter across the freeway spinning 3-4 times as cars swerve around me

>See the center divider wall coming fast, looks like I am going nose in, pull my legs back, cross my arms over my chest. I welcome the steering column to impale my chest.

>Hit the center divider (good whack, but not as strong as I thought it would be)

>Start sliding down the center divider while spinning against it (about 500 ft), manage to get the car straightened out pointed the right way and stopped.

>Dial 9-1… then pause.

>Get out, see all the wheels are attached, shrug.

>Get back in, start the car, drive off.

Ended up bending both frame rails at the firewall. Sold the car to a guy that wanted to swap the drive-train into an NA.

>be at a crossway

>car in front of me accelrates

>but then suddently brakes

>rearbump him

I'm a faggot

I've never crashed but I've been hit before.

>driving back from my dads work in my crusty ass 99 caravan

>on main road, its snowy out but not slick

>get to a stoplight, because winter I leave space in front of me

>bitch behind me is texting in her honda crv

>light turns green but traffic doesnt immediately move

>dumb cunt see's green in her peripheral vision and rear ends me hard

>I slide forward but dont hit the guy in front of me because said space I gave him.

>pull off into a parking lot past the light

>shes crying getting out of her car

>I get out and look at the damage

>my hatch is oddly fine but pushed the bumper / surrounding metal and crunched it in

>I just replaced this hatch because some fag decided it was funny to go throw bricks through windows in my neighborhood

>I look at her car

>her front bumper / rad support are trashed

>the radiator is leaking

>asks if I am okay

>jarred but mostly pissed that my car was just hit

>decide that eh its a beater and will die soon (which it did 4 months later, lolchrysler)

>say I'll be okay and that I hope they get home safe, happy holidays yadda yadda

>she calls for a tow truck after telling her husband she "did it again" over the phone

>I start the crusty caravan and make my way home.

women

>>7704

>"I did it again"

Fuckin women, man. Those Caravans have shit engines, but they can take a huge beating.

>on moped three years ago

>at a crossroad I go through usually

>small in-town road, never saw anyone cross

>no visibility to either side of the road because lolbushes

>see van cross the road when I'm at a 100 meters or so

>think that it's rare that there's cars here

>cross it, going at full steam, hitting the whole 40 kmh I can go

>station wagon crosses

>hit it in the side, salto over it

yeah

>>7706

it ate two 3.8l v6 engines, 3 transmissions, several serp belts, power steering racks, and warped brake rotors in its lifetime. Grandfather bought it new and shortly after he passed away the third trans went. thing was the definition of money pit, but it got me through college.

Never crashed yet, been driving about a year now, always careful on the road because the very thought of me getting in an accident and having to take responsibility for collateral damage and personal injury, even minor, scares the fucking shit out of me

>>7723

Snow driving: never again.

My step brother won't touch my car again, poor Prelude…

>16 years old

>working as a dishwasher nights, going to highschool days

>never get any good sleep, burning out hard

>fall asleep on the way home

>hit a mailbox on the wrong side of the road, going 60 in a 25

>wake up, panic, swerve, drift a bit, end up planting a tree in my passenger side

Luckily nobody got hurt, but the family didn't let me drive alone for close to 2 years.

That was 8 years ago, managed not to hit anything since.

Although some old lady backed into my caravan in a parking lot, but that car was such a piece of shit I couldn't even tell where the new dents were.

>>7704

You shouldn't have let her get away with it. What if the next car she runs into isn't a piece of shit?

>>7751

I dont remember posting this.

What year is that escort? Mine is '93 and the steering is finally going.

>>7954

2000 ZX2. I drove a 93 LX before it too, the steering felt like shit compared to anything else I drove

Once I dented the bumper while first learning to drive, and a couple years later I broke my tail light lens on someone's truck. Nothing more serious than that.

But I've already come to terms with the idea of wrecking my shitzmobile. I would hate to get get seriously injured, or hurt someone else though.

I've only bumped and been bumped in parking lots or at lights, never any damage of any sort.

Fuck you google, I don't want your "safe" self driving bullshit, I'm just as good.

>>7683

I have never crashed.

When I was like 14 I was asked to move my dad's SUV from a side parking lot into his driveway right next to it, basically just around a line of grass.

I got in, flipped into reverse, and let it back up without hitting the gas. I looked down for a moment, and felt it speed up a lot more than I was expecting. Hit the brakes too lightly and backed into some poor guy's car, leaving a big scratch on it.

Then I just parked the SUV and left, feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack.

Also got something stuck in my eye once while driving, needed to change lanes and almost drove into a guy coming up right next to me who I didn't see.

Apart from a nasty scratch when parking my old car in my garage (which is at a 90° angle to the driveway) I never crashed a car even though I tend to drive pretty fast.

I usually only take calculated risks.

4 door wrangler JK. Speeding down 90-100 km/h on an 80 km/h. Keeping my distance because I know it's a heavy car with shit brakes.

Car in front of the pack decides to make a last second turn into a side road, all cars begin to brake somewhat abruptly. They were all econoboxes so it wasn't a big deal for them.

Slam my breaks just enough so they don't lock up (the abs in the jeep is TRASH to be honest)

Approaching a jetta that's standing and now I have the brake pressed all the way, and then a very gentle "bump".

Teeny tiny black scratch from the liscence plate screw in her bumper, top kek. Was a young girl who I assume didn't have insurance because she said it was all good and drove away.

Next time I sense a close call I'm swerving into a ditch. Not worth the risk and I can always 4 wheel out of it.

>>8025

How did you not know the guy was drunk? Too tired to notice?

>>8046

Have you considered getting aftermarket brake pads? I'll be replacing the OEM ones on my JK in the coming months, and I've heard that it makes a world of difference.

>>8058

it wasn't booze though…from hearsay , the guy had 420blazeit mixed Laced, as kids today say with something else.

>>8058

Yeah it's on my list. Saw some nice rotar/pad kits for cheap. My jk is a 2011 so no pentastar v6. My main priority will be getting more power out of the engine or if I come across 20g's ill drop a hemi in the son of a bitch.

>>8071

> the guy had 420blazeit mixed Laced

sounds like bullshit