Since we don't have an equivalent to half/n/, this board is probably the next-best place to have this kind of thread. And before you delete this, mods, consider that if you do, the only space on 8chan to shitpost about "trains, planes, ships, bicycles, [and] flying elevators" will be the plane fetish thread on /clang/. As a possible bonus, you may get marginally more traffic until someone makes a viable alternative to half/n/.
Anyway, just post here what half/n/ posts without whatever cuckoldry they may be infected with.
To start off with, I'm flying pic related next month to Orlando with family. I'm a 5' 7'' and 130 lb manlet with a smaller mom and sister dad's working that week, we checked the carry-on expenses ahead of time to make sure this really was the cheapest flight that doesn't involve a six-hour drive to DFW or Love, and we're all fine with no complimentary anything. Would we do fine, or are we still fucked beyond comprehension?