The pepe oath
NORMIES GATHER, AND NOW MY WATCH BEGINS
IT SHALL NOT END UNTIL I'M V&'D
I SHALL TAKE NO GF, HOLD NO CHANS, FATHER NO NEWFAGS
I SHALL WEAR NO DUBS AND WIN NO RARS
I SHALL LIVE AND DIE AFTER I'VE POSTED
I AM THE FROG IN THE DARKNESS
I AM THE WATCHER ON THE BOARDS
THE FEEL THAT BURNS AGAINST THE NORM
FOR THIS THREAD AND ALL THREADS TO COME