/ofh/ - Omae-sama's Favorite Hematophage

Under New Management

Mion has been busy, I guess. So busy, they neglected to stay active enough for me not to swoop in and claim this board for myself.

Welcome to /OFH/. From now on to be known as "Omae-sama's Favorite Hematophage"

I have revoked Rei's modship, and I remain as the sole enforcer of this board. I will rule with an iron fist. There are no rules, and as such, I will moderate as I see fit. If I do not like you for some reason? Ban. If I feel like it for no reason at all? Ban. If you fail to reply to this post praising your new Donut Loli overlord? Oh baby, that's a ban. 

Why, you may ask? 

Because fuck you, that's why. 

Enjoy your stay.

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30. Januar 1933 zog ich in die Wilhelmstraße ein, erfüllt von tiefster Sorge für die Zukunft meines Volkes. Heute — sechs Jahre später — kann ich zu dem ersten Reichstag Großdeutschlands sprechen! Wahrlich, wir vermögen vielleicht mehr als eine andere Generation den frommen Sinn des Ausspruches zu ermessen: 'Welch eine Wendung durch Gottes Fügung!

Sechs Jahre genügten, um die Träume von Jahrhunderten zu erfüllen. Ein Jahr, um unser Volk in den Genuß jener Einheit zu bringen, die die vergeblich angestrebte Sehnsucht zahlreicher Generationen war. Da ich Sie heute als Vertreter unseres deutschen Volkes aus allen Gauen des Reiches um mich versammelt sehe und unter Ihnen die neugewählten Männer der Ostmark und des Sudetenlandes weiß, erliege ich wieder den gewaltigen Eindrücken des Geschehens eines Jahres, in dem sich Jahrhunderte verwirklichten. Wieviel Blut ist um dieses Ziel umsonst geflossen! Wie viele Millionen deutscher Männer sind bewußt oder unbewußt im Dienste dieser Zielsetzung seit mehr als tausend Jahren den bitteren Weg in den raschen oder schmerzvollen Tod gegangen! Wie viele andere wurden verdammt, hinter Festungs- und Kerkermauern ein Leben zu beenden, das sie Großdeutschland schenken wollten! Wie viele Hunderttausende sind als endloser, von Not und Sorge gepeitschter Strom deutscher Auswanderung in die weite Welt geflossen! jahrzehntelang noch an die unglückliche Heimat denkend, nach Generationen sie vergessend. Und nun ist in einem Jahre die Verwirklichung dieses Traumes gelungen. Nicht kampflos, wie gedankenlose Bürger dies vielleicht zu glauben pflegen.

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Recently I've been setting up a D&D 5e campaign, though the place I had intended it to is a bit full of D&Ds at the moment.

This is more of a discussion than workshop right now, because I'd like a bit of input!

I plan on making it pretty hard, though a lot of encounters might not result in death on loss but some will. Things will be based more on a world map and with the players having a multitude of things they can persue, with things happening for the things they do and don't solve. Also likely to have several large continent-type areas, likely with different plot themes (conspiracy type, tactical combat type, war leading type, lewd type…)

Possibility of using avatars or non-avatars for characters.

I don't plan on taking too many people.

I also need to know times and whether anyone is actually interested at all!

So that's that.

Say things!

Momoko Thread

Only cuties are allowed in this thread.

If you're ugly, go home.

Nobu is now dead

i smashed him with my iron Isla

and continued to eat his corpse via small bites

There is no god

only Isla

>gives a qt lil faceu

>and small bites of course

I'm waiting here for my ship

Praise iris heart and stuff, I guess.

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little high, little low,

Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Mama, life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,

Didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,

Sent shivers down my spine,

Body's aching all the time.

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),

I don't wanna die,

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning,

Very, very frightening me.

(Galileo) Galileo.

(Galileo) Galileo,

Galileo Figaro

Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

He's just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

New thread because I haven't made one in such a long time

/neppu/

On a honeymoon with shinobu edition.

No weird vore stuff allowed.

Kawaii shit only.