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 No.133[Reply]

Fuck the jews. Hitler did nothing wrong and the kikes should be gassed again Because they stole Palestine from the Palestinians.

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 No.139

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The jew is a vermin that should be destroyed.


 No.140

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Look what they steal

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 No.141

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Fucking niggers too. They mooch on welfare and steal taxpayer money.


 No.142

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pic related


 No.145

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Why do you hate the Chosen People so much? Enjoy your eternal punishment.




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 No.32[Reply]

I am creating this thread because I am preparing a sticky for Alexisis. I have seen a lot of the same threads cropping up on /onlychristian/ since its inception, and they have been reiterated so much that I fear this board will turn into the same few threads posted over and over and over. Furthermore, I see that the same arguments are being used in every thread and I know I find it tiresome to constantly retype the same thing over and over to explain something to a person who didn't see it last time or the time before that–or maybe they are new or an atheist and have a complete misunderstanding of doctrine. Whatever the case, I want to make a sticky thread with posts/explanations that people can just link to in other threads to shorten the debate and eradicate misconceptions. I'm sure anyone who has been here longer than a month knows what I'm talking about.

I'll layout what we all Christians agree on.

Item #1
Am I Christian?

> We all agree on the Nicene Creed

> Except for those who follow the Apostles' Creed
> And except for those who believe in neither, but that are still Christians

Item #2
Which Church is True/The Best Church (for me)?

> Catholics are different than Protestants because they are the 1st and best church.

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 No.36

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Wow incredible, you sure showed that Catholic! Hey can you make me into a moderator?

 No.37

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>>36
I don't see a problem with making you into a moderator.

 No.38

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gret! by the way u know im only 12 and sometimes i get excited N stop being gud @ typing but im so glad u didnt ban me. this bord is gunna be gret! ill moderate fairly! i thought we go to different churcches N youd be all like "letting YU mod would make things too inconsitstent" but now im so haopy! ill make sure every1 believs the edicts of the mormon prezidents or ill ban them.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.49

>>38
I consulted the holy spirit during a shower, and He said He only wanted me. Sorry, but it's not my choice to make.

 No.122

>>32
That seems like a lot of effort
>>35
There are 3 mods, anyone who stalks me and the board online should know that.



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 No.24[Reply]

How does everyone here feel about popes?

Pic related, a pope.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.27

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Saint Francis of Assisi is a liberal and might be the Anti-Christ. You are being so Anti-Christian right now, it's frightening. God will ban you to protect his sheep.

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>>27
Why newest pope during annuncio looked so much like Yuri Andropov?

 No.97

>>96
When a man rejects God, his face becomes corrupted by sins. That's why all the Soviet leaders are wrinkled and look similar. Ugliness is also a sign you that you aren't favored by God.
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 No.121

The later the dates of the posts the less they sound like me. Your early work was your best.



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 No.107[Reply]

Does /onlychristian/ trusts God's choosen people?
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 No.109

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The Word of G-d says that it's our duty as true Christians to protect His people from liberal antisemites and thieving Arabs who wish to steal their land for themselves.

I'd love to see the Jews reclaim their occupied territory all the way to the Euphrates, but I doubt I'll see it before Yeshua returns for His flock.

Maranatha!

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>>108
>>109

This Jewish scum should have been exterminated a millennia ago. Now your death cult threatens to destroy civilization and the planet with you superstition.

>Roman Legate of Palestine When?

 No.112

>>111
Typical racist liberal. The Holy Land is the Lord's gift to the Chosen People and is not man's to divide. This lack of respect for Judeo-Christian morality is exactly what Darwinian pseudoscience leads to. G-d's eternal law doesn't matter at all to you, and we're all just animals for you to take advantage of.

Shouldn't you be out committing genocide against black babies like your heroine Margaret Sanger? Take your vile hate somewhere else.

I'll pray for you.

 No.118

>>108
Netanyahu was reelected and it's a good day for the humanity. We are one step closer to WW3 which is the first step toward living 1,000 years in the new Jerusalem under God's watchful eye.

 No.120

>>118
Kek, I was actually happy about the election results.



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 No.113[Reply]

hey that's great and all but check my 3(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.114

>>113
>one day later
>still most recent post
riprip dedboard
check my 4(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.116

Here is an excellent video debunking the myth of the Bible being the infallible Word of God. As a Catholic I want you to come back to the true religion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpw-TSd36l8(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.117

>>116
Disgusting heretic Catholic apologetic, please go back to your Roman hug box.

 No.119

>>117
How's it going? Do you still post here? You've read a lot of my posts but sadly most of my posts on /christian/ are anonymous. This stuff is kind of fun to read for some strange reason.

What denomination is Alexis? You probably know I'm Baptist.



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 No.63[Reply]

Is it a sin for men to wear panties for any reason?

I ask because I sometimes do under my pajamas. It is kinda sexual in a way but it doesn't always have to be since they're comfortable and good if I just wanna relax and keep my groin area cozy. Not gay btw.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.64

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The question is do you or do you not want to be a degenerate that disobeys God? A man who likes panties when they're not on a woman is a disgusting degenerate, and you should be ashamed of yourself. We all know regular Christians are to wear whitey tighties and that are bleached for Sundays. The liberals might have told you when you were still a boy that it's alright to be gay, but it's not. The bible says it's a sin.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." - Deuteronomy 22:5

Think long and hard about whether you want to be kept from heaven because of an ephemeral fetish.

 No.115

>>64
Jesus never taught anything about homosexuality being a sin.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



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 No.102[Reply]

What is the quickest and/or most effective way to convert an unbeliever to the Word of the Lord?

 No.103

>>102
Give him a baptism of fire and he'll convert. There are no Atheists in the foxholes. Except the Chinese and the Soviets, but we know their leaders were devils.

 No.110

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>>103
This is undoubtedly the fastest way to lead a non-believer to the Lord. Even a good hard thump to the chest can knock some sense to a degenerate atheist who has hardened their heart to G-d's truth, as this brother in Christ recounts here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q19qRUBj-ic

I'd recommend sharing some lectures by Dr. Kent Hovind, but it seems most fedoras are caught too deeply in the decadent mire of satanic Darwinist indoctrination to truly see the light. It's pretty depressing to think that there are actually people out there so cynical and hopeless that they'll never wake up and experience the ecstatic joy of Abba's warm love filling their bodies. Then again they're just begging for eternal punishment by playing their logic games with the Lord of Hosts Himself and questioning His holy will.

All we can do is pray that they're able to survive the Tribulation and accept Christ Jesus as their personal savior. How merciful G-d is to extend His offer of salvation to such hopeless sinners as ourselves! Praise the Lord!



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 No.104[Reply]

I DEMAND TO BR BANNED
My demand will be met, for I am a demonic pope-worshipper from Rome. Now if you ban me, are you doing your job for free or are you negotiating with a terrorist?
Game on Alexis(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.105

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I have given a lot of thought to the subject, mostly while listening to conservative talk radio, and I've heard many different points of view at my local church. That's how I decided that our nation can wage a justified war. As long as our president is Christian, if he says it's justified to bomb small and impoverished countries on the other side of the world for our self-defense, well God chooses our leaders and we are to follow what Christ would have wanted. We should send Christian soldiers to holy war, for Jesus said:

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law"
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 No.106

>>105
MY DEMAND HAS BEEN MET
THIS BOARD OWNER NEGOTIATES WITH TERRORISTS
VICTORY
VICTORY
VICTORY
'Praise be to Pope Allah's darknet for allowing me to evade this ban.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



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 No.2[Reply]

Friends, the devil is trying again to lead you to eternal damnation! I have discovered there are fake boards on this site, run by fake Christians. Don't be fooled, you can only trust me! If you knew me you would know I am a good Christian!

>>>/christian/
>>>/jesus/
>>>/christ/
>>>/christianity/
>>>/roman/
>>>/mormon/

None of these boards is even Christian! Listen to me and you will know I am right! These boards exit because the devil is on 8chan with his followers and he will lead us astray from my version of the bible. Every other view is invalid! None of those boards are run by as good a Christian as me. Stay here and I will cover your furry sheep ears. You will be safe here. I will not let the devil speak.
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>>18
Oh Maria! It's been so long since I looked at a pure picture that caused such a powerful and indescribable spiritual feeling to surge in my heart. It makes me feel thrilled, and excited, and I'm practically shaking with anticipation, ready to jump from my seat. God is going to tell me to do something important. I can feel his power coming….he will deliver a message to me me very soon!
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>>20
…You almost had me tricked you very clever wolf. My Holy Spirit is angry, and has a new order - God wants me to ban you. I don't take pleasure in removing you, but since God wills it I have no choice but to banish the false lambs from my flock..
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 No.22

>>2
So, for the sake of clarify, what are the primary beliefs you hold?
Genuinely curious.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.30

IF you were a real Christian you would already know. Get out of my flock you cheat!

 No.101

I had a dream last night. God told me to ban and delete everyone who posts today.



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 No.92[Reply]

im pagan what are you gonna do about it(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.93

Ask why Veles is so based.

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 No.95

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>>94
I unironically like Slavic mythology(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



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 No.88[Reply]

Is Warhammer 40k heresy?

 No.89

Every hour spent playing video games is an hour less you have for God.

 No.91

I meant that Jesus rejects lukewarm Christians. But yesterday I watched a videotape and I see how it could be a useful learning tool for practicing spiritual warfare. You still shouldn't play as the forces of evil, and should try to replace any questionable totems with nativity figurines. Also remember not to let your mind go blank when you play because that creates an opening for dark spirits to possess you.
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 No.66[Reply]

Do you need help? Do you want someone to pray for you or your loved one? Is your prayer just not reaching God? Leave your request here. Be as specific as you can, unless you need a miracle.

May God bless you.

 No.81

Can /onlychristian/ pray for my girlfriend's abortion to go well? I would be very thankful.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.87

>>81
Although I disagree with the Catholics on many things, I do agree that lust is wrong, and sex is only to be done if there's a high possibility of having a Christian baby. We are not to have sex for fun, or continue at it when the woman is pass her child-bearing years. That would be gross and perverted.

For the same reason we should not allow birth control or abortion. It will take many Christian babies to out-breed the corrupted believers of Islam and Mormonism. By sheer numbers we will go from "faithful generations, to generations of faith," even if our conversion rates have gone down.

One of the purposes of Christianity is to usher in the end of the world. Armageddon & Jesus's 2nd coming willl only come when all nations have heard the word, and since as Christians we want the end of the world to happen sooner, we have a moral duty to protect the prophecies by making sure Israel survives even if it means making many babies to fight their wars.

How can we predict what God has in store for our babies?
All babies have a purpose, and if you can't raise a child you shouldn't have sex or even masturbate with the tools he gave you for your whole life. Even sickly & retarded babies have purposes unknown to us, even if their whole purpose is to amuse God when they stupidly fall down empty elevator shafts and die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2ginwrix4



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 No.50[Reply]

Last digit decides how many gods there are.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.86

You are not to test God, and yet God is so great he still showed his presence in this reply. I don't know the number of the last post, but some things are fated by God, and he will certainly reveal himself. I don't even need to check because there is no other outcome. Now that this question has been fairly resolved, I see no reason not to lock this thread.
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 No.82[Reply]

Is this a joke? Why is that tab so close to /christian/ . . .

How do Christians deal with 'temptations'? Specially when they seem to have no obvious negative consequences?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.85

I don't want those who have wavering sexuality to desecrate this holy board.



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 No.83[Reply]

There are Christian Mexicans who make sense of the multitude of ancient Mesoamerican religions likening Quetzalcoatl to apostle Thomas.

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 No.84

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There were also South Americans who worshiped goddesses that were actually misunderstood manifestations of the Virgin Mary. When missionaries told them to worship Mary instead, they were confused and began making statues that of the Virgin Mary dressed in Indian garb. But at least they knew the truth.

God has always revealed himself in different ways to different people, including the Native Americans. The other religions are similar because they all come from God, even if they are also very wrong and incomplete because God didn't show them the whole message.

If you're implying it was wrong for him not to explain who he was the Indians, remember that you're not seeing the world through God's perspective. He is a very busy God since he's the only God and has to run the whole cosmos, and he can't rely on false gods like Helios to move the sun, Ares to handle the crusades, and Hades to manage the souls of the deceased. It wasn't feasible to spread his message until more Christian souls had arrived in heaven to handle eternal responsibilities.

Remember that God only named 3 archangels in the bible, and he divides his important tasks among them. If He had revealed the whole truth to the Native Americans earlier, it would have created a bureaucratic nightmare for those 3 angels in heaven. There would have far been too many souls vying to enter through the gates of St. Peter. God needed more time, more specifically a thousand years to recruit and train Christian interns, and widen the gates of St. Peter to handle the deceased. Only now there are so many more new souls that the receptionists are still overworked, which is why God hasn't let his missionaries penetrate Tibet, Japan, or Papua New Guinea yet.

I bet you're one of those heretics who wouldn't understand this even if I told you a man was raised from the dead. Well, who do you think you are to question God? Do you think you're God? Are you trying to trick me into worshiping your intellect?!

Well false god, enjoy your ban.



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