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Our Commitment Kevin. 03/06/15 (Fri) 17:59:44 No.51[Reply]

I know the rest of the world hates us, especially on the internet, but I know that only makes us more right.

All of us Born Again Christians with neglectful parents who let us visit sites like 4chan when we were teenagers. We made it, and found what we were looking from from those places. Porn mostly, but also brotherhood.

This board is a place for us to seek affirmation from fellow believers of the same creed, and to Hell with anyone who disagrees with us. May Alexis keep this place a safe haven from persecution by the heretics and atheists.

Our commitment:
Delight thyself also in the Lord: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
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Wolf 12/22/15 (Tue) 08:33:19 No.168

▶Wolf (You) 12/22/15 (Tue) 00:30:44 No.167

Lol. Do other people, as in not yourself, find you funny? I mean, this is funny, the board, but not in the way you intended it. I'm sorry you're so insecure, broken and lost. God is just waiting for you to say hi to him. Why you're so hostile to people who believe in something you don't even believe in is rather interesting. Why spend so much time and energy hating something that isn't real? And something that has your best interest in mind, no less.

>If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. john 15:18

You're attempt at humor by inaccurately imitating the victimization of Christians is quite ironic and this board is a testament to the veracity of that victimization.

You are not clever. You are not interesting. You are not hard. You are not cool. You are not funny. You are not secure. You are not original. Reevaluate your existence, Anon. Consider the possibility of you being a total loser. A try-hard. A sad, lonely, bleak, try-hard. And never forget there's someone who can change all of that. In case one day you lose the will to maintain this sorry facade. He'll always be there.

Ban me.

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Rules Alexis 03/04/15 (Wed) 19:21:20 No.1[Reply]

1) You must believe in the God of my creed.

I know the world is out to get us Christians but you are safe here. I am a good Christian and I will protect you by banning every heretic so you won't be left astray here. Bans will range from a day to eternal excommunication. You can trust my judgement because I am a real good Christian.

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Wolf 06/26/15 (Fri) 15:00:36 No.153 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradisgm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Wolf 12/22/15 (Tue) 08:55:38 No.169

Hahah. You guys would know where to find a video like this. Or is it one of you? Satan's sides are in orbit. Find God before it's too late.

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Wolf 12/02/15 (Wed) 11:40:13 No.166 [Reply]

We shall burn the book of lies. We shall mock the god who dies.

Wolf 12/22/15 (Tue) 08:30:44 No.167

If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.

>If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. john 15:18

You're attempt at humor by inaccurately imitating the victimization of Christians is quite ironic and this board is a testament to the veracity of that victimization.

Ban me.

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Wolf 10/28/15 (Wed) 21:08:24 No.165 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.5658585695

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Liars Saved by Grace. Andrew 07/30/15 (Thu) 12:18:07 No.159 [Reply]

At the behest of the living God, I, Andrew, son of the prophet Artis, have been sent to you all. The things which God spoke in my ear for your sakes and the things which he commanded me to say are these.

You are, all of you, liars

who say “I am a sinner saved by grace” and you, all of you, who say “I am saved” profane the name of God and you call God himself a liar.

And you, all of you, who say, “It is impossible to be perfect,” lie and call Yahweh a liar.

For thus the Lord has said, “For I am the Lord, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed” and “if the righteous turn away from his righteousness, and commit iniquity,and do according to all the abominations that the wicked man doeth, shall he live? All his righteousness that he hath done, shall not be mentioned: but in his transgression that he hath committed, and in his sin that he hath sinned, in them shall he die.”

With these lies do all who repeat them profane the name of God and cause the heathen to blaspheme. For with these lies you do, all of you, make poor excuse for rebellion, so that you may sin and sin and sin and sin again without repentance. And you say unto those who would judge you for your crimes, “I am forgiven for all my sins and made perfect by the grace of Christ in the sight of the father; the Lord does not hate me.” But, the Lord does hate you and he has not forgiven you at all, neither is the grace which God gives to any man everlasting; hypocrites! For you, all of you, do continue in sin.

“For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins, But a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.”

And you rebel against and deny commandment to be perfect so that you may sin and sin and sin again with repentance. And you say to those who would judge you according to God’s law that sinlessness is neither required nor possible and with such wanton words you do continue in your transgressions. You liars cauPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Andrew 07/30/15 (Thu) 12:18:39 No.160

Do you not understand? Neither murders nor rapists nor “homosexuals” nor idolaters shall be remembered any more than any other and not more than he who does righteousness his whole life and turns to do sin. And if you trust in your own righteousness that God has saved you and turn back and sin again, then your righteousness shall not even be mentioned unto you. For you all trust that Christ has saved you, but you neither know God’s law nor keep it and sin still. This is what your King has decreed in fairness to all.

Most assuredly, not one knows whether he is saved except for God. Thus no wise man proclaims he is saved or any other is saved except a prophet or an angel says unto him “Thus saith the Lord”. For our salvation is a hope, that is to say, a promise that is not false, I myself believe God, but not seen by any man who is not yet asleep. Indeed, many of you proclaim your own salvation against the commandment of God through Paul, but none of you are yet in heaven and even the patriarchs await judgment day. Thus it was said to you, “…work out your own salvation with fear and trembling”. For if your salvation is seen, it is no longer a hope, and if you no longer hope because that which you hoped for is apparent then you must no longer work or have fear, and if you no longer work then your faith is dead, and if your faith is dead then you cannot please God. Why do you not fear God? Do you not understand?

But you say “I am saved” and “he is saved” because you say that you have believed in the name of Christ and have testified of him with your mouth. Most assuredly I say to you, he who does not know God yet testifies of him bears false witness. Yea, he who does not keep the statutes, ordinances, and testimonies of God does not know God, but is a liar and his testimony shall not be accepted of him because his testimony is false.

Even John said the same thing to you all,

“He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.”

Well did Solomon speak saying, “Every man will proclaim his righteousness, but who can find a faithful man?” and “He that turneth away his ear from hearingPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Andrew 07/30/15 (Thu) 12:18:53 No.161

You cannot continue in sin and be saved by grace, so says your God, but rather those who have been saved, God knows, by his grace through their faith, which he gave to them, have had their sins forgiven and then been redeemed. But if that which is redeemed and made clean becomes dirty again, it must be cleansed again. And if that which is redeemed and cleansed and becomes dirty again and again and again and again becomes worthless. Did you not hear the words of God to our predecessors who sinned and sacrificed, sinned and sacrificed, sinned and sacrificed, and sinned again? He said to them,

“ I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies. Though ye offer me burnt offerings and your meat offerings, I will not accept them: neither will I regard the peace offerings of your fat beasts. Take thou away from me the noise of thy songs; for I will not hear the melody of thy viols. But let judgment run down as waters, and righteousness as a mighty stream.”

And what shall he say to you who sin the same sins over and over again? He shall say,

“I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.”

Therefore no longer say, “I am a sinner saved by grace”, it is a lie. Say now, “I shall be forgiven and shall be made perfectly sinless by the might of God” and “I shall be saved if he allows it.” Curse not him who says he has been made perfect for he is not haughty in the saying if he truly sins no more. Neither is it a sin to not sin as some of you lie, saying “He who says he has no sin is a liar,” but John, whom you lie against, testified unto you truly that he who says he has never sinned is a liar, for Christ is the only man who has never sinned. Give God glory and lie not.

Beware the leaven of your pastors for they are them who tell these lies.The doctrine of these wolves leavens many of you with false teachings and have made and shall make many of you undesirable to God. Yea, rebuke all your teachers who have told these lies and let your hands be clean of their sins. Let every man who deems himself worthy to teach the body, if he refuses to teach and keep the law of God perfectly, be an abomination unto yPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Andrew 07/30/15 (Thu) 12:19:48 No.162

Forgive me for the poor formatting. Here is a better version and the rest of what God has commanded me to say:

Liars saved by Grace - http://www.mediafire.com/view/qpenppoc5hq5odf/Liars_saved_by_grace.pdf

Concerning women leading men - http://www.mediafire.com/view/qarw7vc6cbikela/Men_and_Women._Lords_and_Daughters.pdf

Concerning your music and sacrifices - http://www.mediafire.com/view/8yeut8428812dv2/Music_response.docx

Concerning required perfection - http://www.mediafire.com/view/z3ot98yxxtalf7m/T.docx

Another warning concerning the antichrist - http://www.mediafire.com/view/9g74o2t85jw3gbv/Warning.pdf

**No I am not the false "Prophet Andrew" with the youtube, twitter, facebook, and website. Satan set him up to keep you all from listening to me. I am not either the false prophet Andrew in Africa who claims to have raised a man from the dead with no proof.

Neither is my father the false prophet who has started a false prophet school.**

Andrew 08/03/15 (Mon) 07:23:38 No.164

>>162

I would have you to forgive my imperfections at this time.

Concerning your Music and sacrifices(Correct version) - http://www.mediafire.com/view/6axcz08cu3qnymr/Music_response.pdf

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Wolf 08/01/15 (Sat) 05:41:46 No.163 [Reply]

http://pastebin.com/dqL164pN

Nice mod lol

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Wolf 07/19/15 (Sun) 19:52:36 No.158 [Reply]

ebin

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God called upon me Alexis 06/26/15 (Fri) 08:13:25 No.152 [Reply]

Sorry everyone, but I have been so busy doing God's work that I haven't been around to moderate. God called to me in a dream to quit my job and go on a mission. That's why I've spent the last few months waving cardboard signs at traffic like "Woe to the nation that doesn't love Israel!" and "Baptize ye children before Satan takes them!"

But when I was sleeping with the Holy Spirit, I had a dream of three sheep surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves. I knew it was God telling me to come back and protect his true church from the evil-doers. I have returned to sweep out the wicked.

I am here for my sheep again, and I will never forsake ye. I will compel the demons to possess sinners instead of you, so that the innocent will be spared. Trust your soul to Alexis and thy household will be saved. Ye can always trust Alexis. I love each and every one of ye.

Wolf 07/12/15 (Sun) 09:29:27 No.156

>but I have been so busy doing God's work that I haven't been around to moderate

Yes, we noticed that from the brown pill thread

Wolf 07/16/15 (Thu) 23:06:45 No.157

>>156

Does not the bible say that all good men have been tried by Satan? I believe Alexis is fighting demons for our sake, and when he returns he will lead his unworthy sheep into paradise. Oh you of so little faith, can't you tell when your faith is being tested?

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Wolf 06/26/15 (Fri) 18:55:41 No.154 [Reply]

Fill me with your ban seed, oh holy Jesus

Wolf 06/26/15 (Fri) 18:55:53 No.155

and check my dubs

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Wolf 06/26/15 (Fri) 07:35:35 No.150 [Reply]

Christfags kill yourself.

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Alexis 06/26/15 (Fri) 07:41:03 No.151

Sinners that commit suicide deserve hell for the sin of suicide. May Jesus exorcise any demonic spirits here and send them to possess you, so you may jump off a cliff instead of my flock.

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DEAD KIKE ON A STICK DEAD KIKE ON A STICK 06/17/15 (Wed) 21:36:16 No.148 [Reply]

DEAD KIKE ON A STICK

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YLYL Thread (For Jesus) AnonyMOOSE 06/11/15 (Thu) 01:27:45 No.147 [Reply]

I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

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Got Questioms? Wolf 06/05/15 (Fri) 19:13:24 No.146 [Reply]

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Wolf 04/14/15 (Tue) 20:05:42 No.129 [Reply]

>non-Catholics
>Christian
>
>>>>>>>>

Wolf 04/18/15 (Sat) 04:18:46 No.130

Catholicism is anti-Christian idolatry. You pray to saints, worship Mary, and venerate the Pope, the godfather of pedophiles himself. Not only that, but you promote man-made doctrines like purgatory, transubstantiation, salvation by works, and Darwinist pseudoscience over the Word of G-d.

The Book of Revelations calls it the Whore of Babylon for a reason.

Wolf 04/19/15 (Sun) 04:40:04 No.131

>There are people who believe Vatican 2 is Catholic

Wolf 05/23/15 (Sat) 02:19:30 No.143

>>130

>G-d

Jew detected.

Wolf 05/30/15 (Sat) 04:20:31 No.144

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>>143

Antisemitic bigot detected. True Christians are willing to stand up for the Lord's Chosen People rather than kowtow to the worldly disdain that our society shows toward them.

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