Sorry everyone, but I have been so busy doing God's work that I haven't been around to moderate. God called to me in a dream to quit my job and go on a mission. That's why I've spent the last few months waving cardboard signs at traffic like "Woe to the nation that doesn't love Israel!" and "Baptize ye children before Satan takes them!"
But when I was sleeping with the Holy Spirit, I had a dream of three sheep surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves. I knew it was God telling me to come back and protect his true church from the evil-doers. I have returned to sweep out the wicked.
I am here for my sheep again, and I will never forsake ye. I will compel the demons to possess sinners instead of you, so that the innocent will be spared. Trust your soul to Alexis and thy household will be saved. Ye can always trust Alexis. I love each and every one of ye.