Beware of devil speak

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Beware of devil speak Alexis 03/04/15 (Wed) 19:56:46 No.2

Friends, the devil is trying again to lead you to eternal damnation! I have discovered there are fake boards on this site, run by fake Christians. Don't be fooled, you can only trust me! If you knew me you would know I am a good Christian!

>>>/christian/
>>>/jesus/
>>>/christ/
>>>/christianity/
>>>/roman/
>>>/mormon/

None of these boards is even Christian! Listen to me and you will know I am right! These boards exit because the devil is on 8chan with his followers and he will lead us astray from my version of the bible. Every other view is invalid! None of those boards are run by as good a Christian as me. Stay here and I will cover your furry sheep ears. You will be safe here. I will not let the devil speak.

Wolf 03/05/15 (Thu) 06:02:21 No.18

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>>2
Did someone say "furry sheep"?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Alexia 03/05/15 (Thu) 06:40:18 No.20

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>>18
Oh Maria! It's been so long since I looked at a pure picture that caused such a powerful and indescribable spiritual feeling to surge in my heart. It makes me feel thrilled, and excited, and I'm practically shaking with anticipation, ready to jump from my seat. God is going to tell me to do something important. I can feel his power coming….he will deliver a message to me me very soon!

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Alexia 03/05/15 (Thu) 06:47:02 No.21

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>>20
…You almost had me tricked you very clever wolf. My Holy Spirit is angry, and has a new order - God wants me to ban you. I don't take pleasure in removing you, but since God wills it I have no choice but to banish the false lambs from my flock..

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Wolf 03/05/15 (Thu) 07:55:19 No.22

>>2
So, for the sake of clarify, what are the primary beliefs you hold?
Genuinely curious.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Alexis 03/05/15 (Thu) 17:05:00 No.30

IF you were a real Christian you would already know. Get out of my flock you cheat!

Alexis 03/11/15 (Wed) 00:06:26 No.101

I had a dream last night. God told me to ban and delete everyone who posts today.