/onlychristian/ - Only Christians are allowed

For all non-Christians: Christ rose from the dead. I suppose you haven't heard that before so I'll tell you some more new things.

What it takes to be saved:

Jesus answered, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God….
Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again."

So I don't know about women, but us men must be born again to be real Christians. I try to baptize myself often to make sure I'm really baptized. I dunk my head in a sink every day, and always ride make sure I recite the hokey words when I ride the log-ride. Sometimes I wonder if that's still not enough for God, which is why I want a woman to help me be born again. I think her uterus would be too small to fit me inside though, but maybe if I found an elephant with a large rear end I could stick my head inside and be born again. Through grace I will survive to look at the kingdom of God and breathe in the holy spirit. The way to hell is broad, and the gates to Heaven are narrow, and we are all racing for the finish line, trying to do our best, and shoving aside the unrepentant sinners who block our path. Hopefully I'll die before too many of the best rooms with window views are claimed by forgiven sinners.

Now I'm going to link you to a few classics from the thousands of Christians websites I have bookmarked. These ones came from a bible web-ring and were kept up to date with color jpegs, animated gifs, site counters, frames/no frames versions, and even javascript!
They show how passionate Christians can be about using the latest techmology to spread the gospel!


http://www.geocities.com/kieley6

http://www.angelfire.com/empire2/guidedbytheword

http://www.believe-in-jesus.com

http://www.geocities.com/intercessorswarriors/ebrings.html -

Salvation is faith, not work. Thinking is white-collar work too, so stay safe, and don't rely on thinking, and especially not on the Sabbath. There's no need to do good work, just believe and you'll be saved.

http://www.geocities.com/jemsmith.geo/99sum4.html

Whether I agree with your scripture is beside the point. Sometimes the wolves dig a 2nd hole under the fence and you have to run them away again. Wolves are crafty, but I had a reason to banish this one before, and the Holy Spirit that guides me is incapable of making mistakes.

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There are certain parts of the culture I like, but I do dislike a lot of it. (Sometimes I too wonder how I came here, and what I'm doing moderating a chan, but this could also be God's purpose for me in life. He wants me to provide a board degenerate sinners could accidentally click on to be brought back to Him.)

I don't look at pornography or anything, (I'm way above that) and have the power to ignore the "darker" parts of it all. (Being a real Christian has given me special powers normal men don't have.)