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I won't let you pervert my sheep with these heresies! We all know that God created Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden 5,000 years ago and it's only natural for a man and a woman to come together to…er, forgive my very vulgar language lord, "make xxx's and ooo's." God didn't give women wee-wees for a good reason: love only serves the purpose of making kids!
The other reason gay marriage is immoral is when when two men love each other they don't want to separate. When their two hard wee-wees touch they begin to quickly rub against each other faster and faster until the heat between them is so great that it can start a deadly bonfire which will ignite the bed and the lethal flame will send them to hell to burn some more. The Catholic church taught us only the missionary position is safe and fire-proof. All other positions are too hot, or too unclean, and can even make the woman feel so much joy that in her ecstasy she will forget to think about God. Being gay is a sin because it's so easy for them to feel the sinful pleasure of a woman and forget about God when they experiment with the different positions that cause joy.
I'm giving you a time out so you can reflect on how wrong you are. Sheep, remember that even though "xxx's and ooo's" is sinful and dirty, and it's supposed to be painful, you still must be prepared to do the missionary position one time have Christian kids for God.