No.80
Good news friends. We have turned away many wolves in the last two days, and are now have 10% as many officially recorded bans as the biggest fake christian board. I just wanted to take a moment to remind everyone of how hard I'm working to keep you safe. I know this still isn't a perfect hug box yet, and sometimes the wolves slip through, but I'll keep on banning, so keep on believing in me.
When we pass 200 bans we might officially take back the title of the safest christian board on 8-chan. Until then remember that God always loves to be there, and He enjoys watching what you do on 8-chan through a hole in the ceiling. Always.