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The state of 8chan - May 13, 2016 - Issue #1 - By Codemonkey



Although you can find most info related to the future of 8chan and the recent change in administration in the above pastebin, there's also a few snippets of

info in the thread below.

>>49119 [ http://archive.is/PNL2T ] , *jim = Tiw!rYEmoTiw0Y

As always if you have any other questions, then feel free to ask them here on /operate/.

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Will 8chan admins release my IP to (non US) authorities for allowing of posting illegal (not breaking any US laws, but some other country's) content in my board?

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Why no proper Android app support for 8ch?

It definitely needs more support. Half the apps which do offer support are so broken or incompetent webm and images do not display.

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Experimental board idea

The original idea for 16chan (which lost morale due to another 16chan being made, the one that Hotwheels conducted a raid on) was to decentralise a chan completely: No boards, posts would be like nodes.

Although the original concept worked differently, this is my new idea for how it could have worked:

>every post can have multiple parents, and multiple children

>posts have lists of rules which their children must obey

>posts have moderators that have control over all descendants of the post

>a post has a variety of options(or perhaps programming) for how it treats children

>posts adopt the CSS of the parent by default, but can have their own

>when a post is made, its parents can be specified, and it must have a parent

So an 8chan-like root post would have these traits:

>rules: No child porn (carries to all descendants), DMCA enforcement (carries to all descendants), no spam (only applies to direct children)

>child behaviour: Will only list replies belonging to direct children, will never delete children, children require a unique subject and a captcha to post, children can have their own moderators but the moderation becomes unpassworded if a captcha is not filled every week, children can have their own CSS

A post imitating a shitty, restrictive /v/ board would have:

>parent: root post

>rules: blah blah blah blah, carries to all descendants

>child behaviour: Will only list replies belonging to direct children, descendants cannot have their own moderators or CSS, will order children by how recently they have gained a child/reply (debatable which is most board-like), children with more than 500 children will not be able to move up the order, will delete the 101st child

A post like a thread within that board would have:

>parent: the child of the root with the subject "/v/"

>rules: all the /v/ rules, can have its own rules but they will not be enforced

>child behaviour: Will only list replies belonging to direct children, all descendants must list replies from other descendants, descendants cannot have their own moderators or CSS, will order children by

Now why go to all this length to generalise the structure of a chan?

Because it will develop ways to prevent shitty moderation.

For example, recall what I mentioned earlier about moderators being able to operate on all descendants.

You can add to the root->board->thread->post structure, and turn it into root->metamoderation->board->thread->post.

The "metamoderation" post would be identical to the root post, but it would have the rule that all descendants must obey their own rules, something that would be enforced by moderators of the metamoderation post.

So you could have a /v/ that is the child of the root, where mods can do whatever they want, or a /v/ that is the child of the metamoderation post, where mods have to obey the rules on /v/.

That's not the only thing that's possible.

Posts used as threads could protect themselves from spam, large arguments could end up packing themselves neatly inside a post as children, content could be dumped in a place where it inconveniences no one, and more!

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Why can't we upload audio files? Converting songs into webms then finding images for them is dumb and so is having to just link them from elsewhere. I don't want to double the space of my music folder just to be able to post all of it.

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Nevermind. It's been broken for a few days now.

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Using the subject field to namefag

>see a gay Swedecuck namefag on /fit/

>whenever he posts an autist comes in and says "fuck off cuck"

>decide to filter him

>realize that he's using the subject field to namefag

Oh shit what do I do

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JavaScript stopped worming again. Now it only works on sys.8ch.net. Android chrome.

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/homosuck/ issue

I can't seem to post on /homosuck/, every time I try, I would get this error in pic related

The weird thing is that other people can't seem to post on it either and it looks like this is the only board with that problem. I checked /v/ and it was fine.

Please help? Thanks

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REMOVE ID on /b/

REMOVE ID on /b/

REMOVE ID on /b/

REMOVE ID on /b/

REMOVE ID on /b/

REMOVE ID on /b/

REMOVE ID on /b/

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You have 3 days

To clean up the pro-CP threads on /b/. Keep in mind /b/ mods can edit the text of user's posts, which means Jim/8chan does not have Safe Harbor Protection, and like Reddit, the owner/board operators are legally responsible for every single user post.

>haha not all the pictures are illegal tho!

But some are, and as for the ones which aren't:

You have three days before I make every right-wing, Christian, anti-pedophilia, mothers against blah blah blah type groups petition for a full Federal investigation into 8chan, as enabling pedophilia and child porn distribution. I will further gain the cooperation of other chans who would love the fallout traffic, such as Endchan and 4chan.

This is not a troll.

You have three days.



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Who gives a shit? why the fuck do you think this deserves a sitewide annoucement? not every board is /gamergate/, or whatever shit this drama applies to.

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Is it possible to tell if you're banned from a particular board, and if so, how long you're banned for? The Public Banlist only goes back a day, so it's easy to miss the notification there if you don't habitually check it.

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We died for your sins.

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me the /cow/tist summoner

/cow/tist please report in

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How the fuck do I hide the [Screencap] button? It has no purpose for me and briefly freezes my browsers whenever I accidentally "click" on it when I read a long thread.

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Why is content like this allowed to be advertised on here? I would think that site that advocates free speech would be against bullshit like this.

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I want to report an incompetent global volunteer

Hi, I am the administrator of the board /voxed/. In recent days the global volunteer "copypaste" has unjustifiably removed dozens of files and threads, and banned users. Only a few false reports for "dmca" made by a single person have been enough to leave the board without content.

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what happened to /mandela/? it was a active board just before the election and it disappeared ?

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Names are broken

Nobody else seems to be reporting this but it's happening on more than one board and I've heard several people complain about it.

Practically every single time someone makes a post their name disappears. Happens if you refresh names as well. Used to only be a problem when deleting posts but now it happens almost everytime, making new threads might be an exception though.

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.43747347834

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could we get an option to disable the sceenshot button entirely?

I run a relatively slow machine and I've lost count of how many times I've completely frozen my browser by accidieentally clicking it instead of [update] in a 300+ post thread

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Randomly teleported to different boards

Has anyone else been browsing one board then their page randomly loads a different one? At first I thought I must have pressed a random button somewhere but it has happened twice now and I was not happy about the second board I was sent to, "adult baby diaper lovers."

I think it might have been happening on the automatic thread updates but I'm not sure.

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The following boards have been hit by the spam in the last days, the last one of them is probably going through an exodus right now as it lost its entire content:






I have yet to see a statement from our administrators, and it's not like this kind of thing hasn't happened before, as can be seen here: >>60324

There wasn't even a warning to owners of small boards, or at least not an official one. >>>/pol/, of all places, helped me out when I told them about the raid.

Honestly, I'm often wondering whether any of you care about the site. We practically have a new posting error once a month, it takes you days to delete CP, and you don't even think of making something like an official statement on a coordinated attack against the site. You guys suck.

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QTDDTOTT - Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread Thread

This board looks cluttered as fuck. Have one of these for your smaller topics. That way when people have questions, kind anons may help each other instead of waiting for the global volunteers.

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Copy of Formal Complaint

This thread serves as an acknowledged copy of my formal complaint, filed with 8chan administrators and staff, in the event the email becomes "lost" or is not delivered. A copy of this post will also be issued to the /b/ ("Random") board. Thank you for your cooperation in making 8chan a fun and safe place for everyone.

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I created this on 12/25/16


I'm wondering how can I become a mod on /pol/?

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When is the fucking archive coming back up? It's been down since like September.

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/b/ mod abusing power

I'll be in IRC until this is dealt with. New/femanon mod banned anon because she couldn't keep up in a debate - yet won't ban pedo/CP threads. /pol/ is already aware of the situation.

thread archive: http://archive.is/FGQow

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>try to delete my own post

>Wrong password…

I haven't changed my password from the last time I set it, and I can attempt to delete a post literally seconds after making it with no results. I've posted about this once before, with no resolution either, so some help would be greatly appreciated.

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An unknown error occured when posting


>the message in the title pops up

Happens in every board except this one. did the br fuckery come back?

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I killed my mentor but I did not murder him

Hay mods,

I have a VPN and sometimes I get assigned an IP which is banned on the site yet I can't appeal saying "lol it's a vpn other people will use this ip".

Is there someone I can contact regarding this when it happens? If so why not?

I'm changing my IP now so I can get back to posting but right now it's, and if any mod sees it in his heart of hearts it would be nice for other users if that IP is unbanned.

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Where the fuck is the Reply box?

This keeps happening at random. Reply box is just gone. Clicking on the Post Reply link does nothing and clicking on a comment's post number does nothing either. what the fuck

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File size

413 Request Entity Too Large

I got this error on the hidden service when trying to upload a 1.5MB on a board that allows Tor users to post files.

Does Tor have a lower file size limit?

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Password Protected Boards

Hey. A great feature would be allowing board creators to publically password protect their board, which would be required before the board could be viewed.

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The mobile site has 2 issues right now (unless I'm the only one experiencing them):

1. The long ad on top seems to be creating extra empty space on the right side. If I accidentally pinch out or something, I'd think something went wrong with loading cause all I see is black, or it'll zoom out too small. I imagine this'll be a pain with slower phones.

2. The notifications number just adds up. For example, if I have 5 notifications and make a post, it'll read 6 instead of resetting. If 3 more people post after me, it'll read 9. The only way to reset it is to refresh all the time.

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Absurd /pol/ Ban

There is a CTR shill moderating /pol/ who banned me accusing me of being CTR. I think it's this guy: https://8ch.net/pol/res/7816177.html

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Can't Post Specific Thread on /v/

Is there some kind of wacky adaptive anti-spam filter going on?

Since last night, I've been trying to post a new thread for a game.

>reoccuring threads on /v/

>it hits bump limit and falls off

>try to post OP for new thread

>stuck at [Posting… (100%)]

>no new thread

>give thread images and text to 2 other people

>they can't post either.

Someone else hastily remade the thread, but later deleted it; however portions of the text work just fine and the images are ok to upload.



What's going on?

pics related, what the thread would've been posted with if I could.

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I can't reply to any threads only create thread.


t. Phonefag

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yes afaik he is no longer responsible for /operate/ion of 8chan, just wondering is he alright? seems like relevant place to ask

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Is there a reason I can't make a board on this godawful site? The one fucking time I try to use it to do something, and the fucking create page keeps shitting out 504 errors. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why does this site break every 2 seconds?

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Merging Account Ownership

I saw there was another thread on this subject but it was e0001.

Is is possible to merge ownership of multiple boards to one account?

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Why is a handful of low pop battleground states deciding for the whole country fair?

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Dear Operators,

I am trying to post pictures on /pol/, but I keep getting the following prompt:

>Failed to resize image! Details: http: sBIT: invalid `/tmp/php8jTkCz' @ warning/png.c/MagickPNGWarningHandler/1656

Images posted are the ones I am trying to upload

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Revenge porn removal

I need an administrator to Remove links posted on 8chan containing pics n personal information n pictures.how do I do this?

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>add a tripfag to the filter list

>the post isn't completely hidden and is only slightly less distracting

>no way to hide all the replies to the tripfag


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Nice filenames. Now you've broken features.

"Save as original filename" barely worked to begin with.

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Dysnomia Destroys /b/

Not only does he remove spam (not the real problem), he removes any criticism of him under the ban reason 'goon'. It's not even the bans that are the problem, it's more him that's the problem. Literally nobody wants him as a mod any more, he's fucking everything up. Nearly as bad as Zuljin.

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About the permaban given to me for spamming on a certain board

Ok, I get that I deserved the ban for taking part in the spam raid on said certain board not telling which one, but it starts with an "f" , but already giving me the PERMABAN is ridiculous? I tried reasoning with the mods in my appeal form, but THEY DENIED IT AND DID NOT ALLOW ME ANOTHER CHANCE to appeal! How fucking pretentious and trigger-happy! I mean, why the permaban already? You could have just given me a 3-7 day ban instead for my first rule violation, mods!

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Copy Pasta wtf?

I don't understand why this guy is removing and banning people. . .there are some sort of supposed DMCA reports, As a board owner I am not seeing a single report.

We all know what Shamed board is. they are pictures of women and sometimes men, however these photos are not theirs any more. Don't believe me check into the laws on that and why other sites can keep them up.

For a board who prides itself on being able to have free fucking speech I find global guy copypaste is ruling my board with an Iron fist.

I personally remove any posts of underage people (CP) and ban, but if it is in the parameters of the law please stop. I ran 2 other boards with a high degree of success. Hell I don't even know what content is being taken down and people are leaving because of this.

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Spacing Quirk

I use a custom CSS theme, and it's annoying that the different boards have outer post forms with different widths. It's very noticeable because I'm trying to get the Posting Mode: Reply banner to match it. I know BO's have some customization available to them, but why can't something like the post form width be uniform across 8ch?

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Anyone else notice all the shilling mitten is doing in /newsplus/? All promoting that websites opinion pieces. Why is this allowed?

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Post history

How much of my post history is viewable to mods and board owners? Is it all of it or is it just the stuff I've posted on their particular board? How many posts are included in post history?

I was mostly just curious.

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Can the emails be enabled without having to turn on nasty javascript and thus enabling cloudfare to track the way I use 8chan?

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What does this mean?

Is it about threads with lots of replies? Or some kind of other measurement of "argument"?

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Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'Exception' with message 'Template file '8chan/dnsbls.html' does not exist or is empty in '/srv/http/templates'!' in /srv/http/inc/template.php:78 Stack trace: #0 /srv/http/dnsbls_bypass.php(14): Element('8chan/dnsbls.ht…', Array) #1 {main} thrown in /srv/http/inc/template.php on line 78

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/k/ is being raided by VPN autist

Exactly as subject says. We are getting raided by a VPN aspburgerking

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How do we depose corrupted mods?

I know Jim would rather see /pol/ nuked from orbit, but seriously… It could be so much better if we had mods that cared and curated instead of assisted in the raiding and shitposting. How do we get rid of Heil, Imkamfy, and therealmoonman that allow this crap on our board?

Pic related.

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I can't filter people while using Firefox. Anyone know what the deal is and if there's just a problem with the browser that makes filtering not possible here or what?

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CloudFlare is a gigantic security hole

Why is 8ch still relying on Cloudflare when they can MITM all traffic?

Why doesn't 8ch have a dedicated SSL cert and perhaps a custom CA?

Why doesn't 8ch use HSTS and HPKP?

Why are site security concerns not taken seriously?

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You really should put a reason on the 'file too big' notification when an image exceeds a resolution of 10.000 pixels.

I sat for about 10 minutes desperately trying to lower the image's size to oblivion, then I thought about the other meanings this phrase would have. Pls fix.

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/pol/ moderation works against /pol/


This thread, and at least five others, was created by a board moderator. This moderator is responsible for nothing but shilling against the content of the board.


You (the site owner) have already PERSONALLY disallowed this fucking faggot from posting in some other board. I forget which. You understand what it is and what it represents. The quality of /pol/ can only improve based on the removal of this dyke.

Do your fucking jobs.

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Bumplocking people?

Hey, I was just wondering if it is possible for individual people to get bumplocked? I keep posting on /aus/ but the threads I reply to don't get bumped. I've already checked and I am definitely not saging and haven't ticked the "Do not bump thread" box.

I can still see my posts and people reply to me so I don't think I'm shadowbanned either. There's also some threads where I get an error message when I try to access, but I'm not sure if that is related or just a server issue.

Was I banned for shitposting too hard?

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How did all these memers from /int*/ and freech.net kill themselves?

They just imploded.

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I was thinking earlier today about occultism and satanism and had one question that kept occurring:

How do these people end up finding each other? And how do they end up finding people also interested in human sacrifice?

It seems rather sketchy.

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How do I add a watermark to my board like how /b/ has a gif of a bee?

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Board assets don't change

So I changed the images in the assets, such as image for spoiler tagging etc. and it just doesn't update. I cleared all the caches and it shows updated at the board settings, yet not on the board itself.

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/b/ Threads Not Loading

Certain /b/ threads not loading

Yo certain threads on /b/ are failing to load. It starts with some of the threads on page 7, you just get that e0001 error.

A few that are failing to load




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/pol/ bans

I tried to post with ip and found it's a ban with an denied appeal. It's a VPN and whoever used it evaded already because I'm on the IP right now. Take it down pl0x.

Also, we need a way so VPN/S kittens can just say "Yo ip is VPN/S please take it off" because we're not the same person and it's a VPN/S meaning if the banned party wanted to evade using the service they already did so.

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How do I merge threads? I can't find the option.

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Screencap function is pretty lame. It doesn't keep the (You) next to Anonymous when you screencap your own posts, but it does keep the (You) when someone quotes you.

Also the watermark is trash, it doesn't really seem to scale properly at all.

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So I can't get the spoiler image to change. I also can't change the CSS at all. I'm trying to change it to the Futaba CSS I use because I despise Yotsuba B (and it should be one of our official CSS tbh fam)

Can someone please help me on this?

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Is no one monitoring [email protected]?

I've put in several claims for dead boards I'd like to clean up and use, but have not received a response.

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"If you don't like it, just make your own board"

Part of the problem with, "If you don't like it, just make your own board" is that the incumbent board with more users will label your board as a shill/intl/goon/boogieman board, and their BO will shit all over your board.

>Just make your own board






Every single time those boards are shit on and shilled heavily against and they don't stand a chance. I think /intl/ and /ggrevolt/ lasted the longest of the alt boards, but neither of them are in the top 25 now, nor are the boards they broke away from.

A major part of the problem is most people are apathetic, and they don't care when the moderation is out of control. They'll keep quiet about it because they don't want to get banned too, they'll go check out the alternative board, but it's a dead zone with maybe 1 new comment every hour, and they'll just leave 8chan altogether.

I think their should be tools to oust bad moderators and BOs, or maybe have the BO agree to the rules of the community they BO for, and if they go against those rules, then they should be fired.

Mark, imkampfy, Acid Man, just to name a few who should be removed and are constantly power tripping, and not for the lulz, but for the sensation they get in their pants over having this minuscule authority over the world.

I mean, I understand it's free speech and what ever, but what good is free speech going to do me in my newly created board with 1 UID? These moderators and BOs are against free speech, and no new board will ever survive against them.

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Every time I try answering the new captcha system we get it takes me to a page that says [Alarcity] 404

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Lost a board?

So it says I never logged in on my board, I logged in every day. I had a shit ton of good material and many readers. what happened?

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A message for "Jim"

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the oldest board volunteer of /hebe/: heeb. In short what I can tell you is that you fucked up. It's obvious that you really don't know this site (that's one of the few things that you said that was true) but it's obvious that right now you're in full damage control and what you did wasn't an "accident" or a decision made in a rush. Anyone with half a brain can see that because you can't even keep a straight version of your excuses. It was stated that /hebe/ had to go, then you came with the excuse of just deleting and banning a bunch of shit without seeing what was that, then you said that "child models" are not allowed at all because is not legal and you still not give a proper excuse for all the other people banned for saying means things to you. That without counting all the globals and owners that had left the site.

You seriously think we are going to swallow that shit?

It's quite obvious you came and deleted a bunch of shit you didn't like at the best 4chan style. You didn't even have the balls to say "hey I want pedos out of my board", at least with that you could show a little of dignity, but you didn't. At this point after 2 years of the 4chan exodus and more time of 8chan hosting "child models" is ridiculous still discussing the legality of it. For a long time 8chan was like that without actual legal troubles, that's a fact. You, of course, can find countries were that is not allowed and I can probably find one were is not allowed to dress a horse as a woman. So yeah that argument died A LONG TIME AGO and the people using it as excuse are really stupid. And talking about it, all the fags getting glad for that, I hope are prepared to get banned the second they say something that the new admin doesn't like. That's how it's and that was what happened in 4chan.


But whatever, you already done it. I don't expect too much out this but I wanted to make sure things are clear. Enjoy your dead board, Jim. Enjoy your safe space for the admin, everyone else.

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Offical claims issues & discussion thread


So in order to sidestep any future claims miscommunication, I felt it somewhat necessary to tackle one of the more common questions that I've been

seeing over the past few months.

"Why haven't i received any response for my board claims"

1. If you sent one of those claims during the months of December 2015 and January 2016, and haven't seen a response yet, then that may be due to the recent

issues surrounding cock.li. your best bet would be to simply resend those claims.

2. It states on the claims page that "Claims emails may take up to a week to be responded to", so if you're wondering why that claim you sent in yesterday

hasn't yet gotten a response then i'd simply recommend being a bit more patient.

3. Larger boards are typically put on hold for 1 week, with an announcement in the blotter. After that initial time has passed, then a

new BO will be chosen from a selection of available emails. Existing board staff will be given preference.

4. If you notice that the board you sent a claim for is given to somebody else, then that doesn't mean anything wrong has happened. The most likely reason

for this, is that you weren't the only one to send a claims email for that board.

5. Another thing worth noting after #4 is that after a board has already been claimed, those whom have already sent in emails for said board are unlikely to

see a response or get any sort of rejection email.

6. If you neglect to set up a recovery email for that board you recently created, and you subsequently forget the log-in info for that board. Then you'll

sadly have to go through the whole claims process for that board.

7. Please remember that, as of this writing, that 8chan has nearly 10k boards and only 1 board claims manager. So it's only inevitable that you'll occasionally

have to deal with a delayed response at times.

Now if you think your specific situation isn't covered in the above, then please feel free to report it in this thread. And if you also have any thoughts relating

to 8chans current claims system, then don't hesitate to also post them in this thread.

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you killed my brother

I'm not sure where to post this,so I chose a few places.

My younger brother killed himself 3 days ago.

He was only 16.

He had been talking to me about it for the last month,but I thought that he wasn't serious.

I checked his laptop browser history,and I found that he had been visiting a site called http://8ch.net/suicide/.

I believe he found the means and encouragement to kill himself from this website.

I haven't told my parents yet,because they're still in shock.

If you assholes here contributed to my little brother's death in any way…well, fuck you and your actions will be brought to justice.

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Dead Boards

What's so difficult with simply deleting old, dead boards after an inactivity period of say, 12 months, instead of allowing them to live forever and sitting on a list of boards eligible for claiming that almost no one reads but vindictive people out to screw an admin they don't like who lags on logging in every two weeks?

Old, dead boards are a pointless waste of resources. Let them die peacefully.

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>The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:


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Bui's Spam

I'm not Bui, but I know what we need to do.

Don't touch it. Bui is spamming with a very specific purpose in mind, and he hates Jim.

Although Jim banned me because he mistaken me for /intl/, I'm not even that angry about it.

The spam is not going to stop, but the bans should. You are killing off so many VPN nodes/proxies with this shit. Same with the CP spam. We need to find alternative ways of dealing with these types of spam, as they take up so many proxies/exit nodes that it's ridiculous.

>don't use proxies/VPNs then

I value my privacy and like to ban evade on boards, I should have those rights.

I'm using one of my reserved VPN nodes right now that is kinda like a real IP address as I use it so much, and it's safe from most bans or it's there when proxies fail. My VPN is great.

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>try posting

>"Please complete the CAPTCHA on the linked page in a new tab"

>captcha success

>try posting again

>"Please complete the CAPTCHA on the linked page in a new tab"

Help. I can't post without a proxy.

Please understand my frustration.

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everytime i get locked on captcha, I go here, make a post, and then i'm able to post on other boards.

I guess it has something to do with the captcha done in the post creation, instead of the captcha done in the bypass page

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Posting every day until it's fixed

This site is literally fucking unusable now. Switch VPNs multiple times until the fucking captcha actually works, fill it out, make one post, try to make another one, get prompted for the fucking captcha again, HAVE TO SWITCH VPNS MULTIPLE TIMES TO GET THE NEXT ONE TO STICK INSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY PROMPT FOR ANOTHER CAPTCHA

Do you fucking WANT your site to die ovenwheels? Is this the type of experience you want people that use your site over all the other imageboards to have? This is nothing short of a damning disgrace.

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So, when are you faggots going to fix the 24h captcha? I've heard it was fixed but I don't know a single anon who is able to post.

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>i complete the shitty captcha


You may now go back and make your post.

>try to post

Please complete the CAPTCHA on the linked page in a new tab, then come back here and make your post (only needed once every 24 hours per IP): https://8ch.net/dnsbls_bypass.php

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Fix your fucking site shitwheels

This site is literally fucking unusable now. Switch VPNs multiple times until the fucking captcha actually works, fill it out, make one post, try to make another one, get prompted for the fucking captcha again, HAVE TO SWITCH VPNS MULTIPLE TIMES TO GET THE NEXT ONE TO STICK INSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY PROMPT FOR ANOTHER CAPTCHA

Do you fucking WANT your site to die ovenwheels? Is this the type of experience you want people that use your site over all the other imageboards to have? This is nothing short of a damning disgrace.

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Now that HW is working on the site again I'd like to offer a suggestion regarding the site's captcha policy that I hope you'll consider implementing along with VFEC

As you probably know we've been under attack by a particularly autistic child porn spammer since inception. This degenerate saucer tits babydick retard faggot fuck seems to be able to hit every board on this site with impunity, with nothing done to stop it so far outside of a token 24 hour captcha that, once solved, gives any user (or their script) free reign to the nearly 10,000 boards on this website.

My proposal that I'd been trying to encourage Josh to adopt with Next is a 24 hour captcha per board This would make it so that this pathetic creature would have to manually submit his shit on every single board that he intends to post it instead of being able to rely on a robot to do the work for him.

This would represent a slightly elevated inconvenience to the entirety of the userbase as a whole vs the 24 hours captcha, but it is nonetheless preferable, I believe, to the Next model which was to be a captcha every 10 posts or every 3 hours.

At least it would be preferable regarding this particular problem - however, If for example users are creating boards as a vehicle to spam the site with junk in some kind of effort to increase server costs or eat up bandwidth or something I can understand a "per post" captcha of some sort also being desirable to supplement it.

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So now we're officially 4chan?

I posted a valid point on /b/ that pedos posting outside the pedo threads don't get banned.

I posted pony picture outside the pony thread to illustrate the point.

Not only did I get banned for pony posting but I got banned for ban evasion.

That's 4chan straight up.

You fucking mod cunts have ruined this site.

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Blacklist certain site urls

I appreciate how much less moderation this site gets overall than 4chan. (Not going to get into a lengthy diatribe about what has been wrong or whatever). I do see a real problem. I see people trying to use this site to viral market their websites a bit too much. Filtering the obviously pedo links would be a good step for the globals to take (having these result in an auto ban help avoid users having to navigate a series of unsafe links on /b/ for example).

Now I'd like to mention the other side of advertising that's not pedo related. I like and appreciate that individual sites can go ahead and make their own boards, that's nice. However I often see these sites tying to creep their way into threads on other boards mentioning themselves and directly placing their link. These are sites that long have been doing this, and result in auto bans on 4chan cause of it.

One of the most desperate classes of sites to use these are streaming sites. After having hung around them for awhile I can tell you that these sites are desperate for viewers/streamers and won't stop at just doing this a couple times. Instead of even banning the users of these sites for placing the site url, possibly just ban it from appearing outside their own boards.

This isn't the first time I've seen it but its the first time that I bothered to screen cap it. This is one of the more persistant ones at doing it. This site's really desperate for users, and will stop at nothing to try and get people to watch their king of the hill and meme movies playlist.

I don't know what the exact approach to stopping this sort of viral advertising on 8chan is but I feel that the user base here shouldn't just be allowed to become some sort of easily used commodity that's easy to advertising to. At the very least this sort of stuff should be deleted.

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"Facebook integration" troll

Some random troll was on /n/ pretending that you guys were retarded enough to try to inject 8chan with kikebook shit.


I know it sounds too absurd for anyone to take seriously, but people are still a bit jumpy with the admin change and whatnot, so it'd be great if you guys could quash the rumor before it starts getting spammed everywhere.

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>little girls in g strings waving their asses at the camera

What's the plan with /hebe/ warmrubbers? Planning to let them progress to full-blown fucking so you have a reason to clamp down on any hint of pedo content? Or is 8chan really a honeypot?

I'm a pedo myself and I disagree with the applicable laws… but those laws are being violated. Enforce DOST

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Is anyone even running this board any more

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/b/loody hell

WTF is going on over at /b/?

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The situation has gotten worse since this thread:


Now they even banned /pol/ Propaganda SS-Oberstgruppenführer just for voicing his opinion on the matter.

Gex was responsible for the worldwide acclaimed video "With Open Gates"


See for why he was banned > picture uploaded.


The moderation team has been compromised, please read the whole thread here.



Moderation team status: COMPROMISED

These people must be demoted, see the thread here:


There must also be a full investigation on the moderation team.

Moderation team status: COMPROMISED

I repeat:

Moderation team status: COMPROMISED

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what does this grab button do?

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>The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:



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What the hell is this.

Why are you trying to destroy the proud legacy of the 8chan wacky races and favour some boards over others.

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June 2015 transparency report

HotWheels, it's been a month since last transparency report. Please you publish a new one?

March 17, 2015: https://8ch.net/_t/20150317.txt

April 21, 2015: https://8ch.net/_t/20150421.txt

May 18, 2015: https://8ch.net/_t/20150518.txt

Last thread: https://archive.is/LCHr7

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EvalionGate Imkampfy, therealmoonman, Heil demoted

Moderation team status: COMPROMISED

These people must be demoted, see the thread here:


There must also be a full investigation on the moderation team.

Moderation team status: COMPROMISED

I repeat:

Moderation team status: COMPROMISED

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Hello everyone, I'm the new community manager of 8ch.net. What I plan on doing as a community manager is to help lighten the load for Codemonkey and Hotwheels, in addition to helping out Board Owners make a team of individuals using a similar system Mark uses for /v/, for those unfimiliar with that system, I basically take applications to populate Board Volunteer spots. I will NOT be responsible for moderating your boards, nor will I tell you how to moderate your boards. All moderation aspects of website go to the Board Owners.

As you may or may not know, 2channel has community managers to lighten up their load, so what I plan to do as Community Manager is to take care of the meta requests, feature requests, take feedback from you guys, and communicate with each other to ensure a healthy and fruitful community. So in a sense I'm gonna be the person who takes care of relaying feedback and requests to codemonkey, while codemonkey focuses on the technical aspects of the site. This way we can make 8ch.net as technically robust as possible in the shortest amount of time. I will NOT be responsible for the way Board Owners decide to handle their Boards, it is extremely important that both Board Owners and Board Volunteers are free to do with their boards as they please. It is not my job to tell Board Owners or Board Volunteers to moderate a certain way, I only wish to make moderating the board a more pleasant and enjoyable experience for both Board Owners and Board Volunteers.

Speaking of which, If a Board Owner seems to be inactive, I will be helping the community by contacting inactive Board Owners too see if they're still interested in their Boards, and if they're no longer interested or completely unresponcive then we will be completely replacing inactive Board Owners with people who care about the Board and want to see it thrive. As such we will be replacing the Board Owners of /sp/ and /n/ with Board Owners who will be active within those respective boards, additionally I will also be checking the claims email more often and will ask people to make a pitch for boards that have an active community, to avoid people shitting up said community.

One of the issues right now with 8ch.net is that it's very time consuming to moderate a board, So I believe that without a team of people, most if not all Board Owners will get burnt out and leave their boards. Additionally Board Owners need to sleep too, and it would be a good idea too cover all of timezones. From the United States to Finland to Japan to the United Kingdom. If a Board Owner is very active and does not want our help, then I will NOT force them to do anything, However if a Board Owner and Board Volunteers are inactive, we're unable to contact them, and their community is fruitful. Then we will have no choice to replace them with people from within that community. With that said I desire to help Board Owners by helping their with the application process by forwarding all applications to said Board Owners.

Additionally I can plan cross board events for the website as a whole, for example we can watch The Dark Knight Rises with /tv/ and /bane/, have a religous debate with /christian/ and /pol/, or we can schedule a board competitions such as /v/ vs /svidya/ in a game of Team Fortress 2 Classic or Project M via Dolphin Netplay. I would like to help plan events and competitions between boards in order to further connect with each other and grow as a website. I would like to be in contact with Board Owners more often, and would like to reopen the personal messaging system. Mainly so if Board Owners or Board Volunteers need anything, I can be right there and help them with whatever they need. As for the normal folk, You will be able to contact me on /operate/, and you will be able to contact me via email, and you can contact me via twitter at @infinitechan.

I look forward to working with all of you,


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Question Regarding 8chan Advertising Revenue

So I'm certain that some anons are curious about this so I'm going to ask here anyways for some insight and if Jim or Ron are keen enough to release this information.

Since 8chan's Softserve ad system has been up for about a year now, how much money has 8chan been making from people posting ads (gross earnings, net profits, etc.) as the only number actually given by Hotwheels was for the Donald Trump ads that ran for quite a while and apparently cost the person putting them up somewhere in the thousands to tens of thousands. So are there any numbers that can be made publicly available for anons interested?

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Board banners

So will adding custom board banners ever be allowed again or is just nothing ever updated anymore?

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8ch and /pol/ fully compromised

So I received a 7 day ban for having a PROHIBITED discussion in an Evalion thread that was being spammed/raided by what we now know was fucking *mods*.

In the unban request box I called out Imkamfy for censorshop, as well as reminding him we all know he's a shitskin degenerate dude weed LMAO (from the multiple confirmed pics). I now have a lifetime ban to /pol/

The admins and son (Jim and CodemonkeyZ) along with the BO/mods of one of the biggest boards have killed 8ch.

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cp spammer

CP spammer has had his thread up for 24h now on >>>/x/ I promoted the reports and you guys arn't doing anything about it. i tried raising the chars needed to start threads to 90 so he just doubled the number of links.

Is anything being done to stop this guy? What the fuck?

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yall naggas should probably change the banner and subtext to something more appropriate, like "furry spam only please!" or, "We are Glovals. we do not check this board. we are few. do not expect us." or maybe just a plain ol simple "volunteers answer questions at their lesiure, which is to say rarely, and moderation is non existent. post a site question or a brownpill, it matters not. also your board claims will never ever go through"

we dont want people to have the wrong idea about this place do we?


>uploading files is disabled

>on an imageboard


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We are in need of a new /n/ mod

I made a thread exposing freech.net/intl as the ones behind the "cumskin" spam. As soon as I did the thread was bump locked.

Thread: https://archive.is/hgdrJ

The second thread i posted was deleted by /n/ mod

See pic related #1

Here is the link to the original thread on freech.net/intl about spamming cumskin: https://archive.is/pcQ7y

I decided to make a /b/ thread to get the word out faster, needless to say it was spammed by intl furiously. They even went so far as to call me an sjw for getting triggered by the word cumskin and pushing a narrative to hide it.

Funny enough I went back to intl and saw pic related #2

Here is the /b/ thread: https://archive.is/yLGqB

Pic related #3 shows intl goons admitting /n/ mod has been in cahoots with freech intl mod for awhile now, hence all the spam being allowed to stay while all news gets spammed into oblivion.

All over /n/ the intl goons have gone into overdrive frantically calling everyone a cumskin while making article after article about the same.

The reason I’m so adamant about outing /n/ mod is because I like the news board. It was my favorite board. I could always count on /n/ to have interesting news I wouldn’t have seen otherwise and its a shame to let that go without a fight.

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt based on the evidence that /n/ mod is compromised and stands in the way of any type of real news. Furthermore he shuts down any attempt to prove that something is going on. His actions speak loud and clear.

List of /n/ contention:

/n/ Taken Over By COINTELPRO?



/n/'s faggot mod (COINTELPRO involved with spam?)









This is where the cumskin spam is coming from.




/n/'s mod confirmed for an autist






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why though?

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>ban post

>it becomes a 404 page

How fucking broken can one site get? Oh wait that's right nobody's working on it or maintaining it, the site owner's busy with IRC and trying to run shitty games on linux to take care of the site.

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>maximal allowed images = 5

>can only upload 1

WTF is this shit? why does no BROWSE-buttons appear?

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we're sick of the site not working

it feels a lot like it's broken on purpose so people like next

i wont even be mad at this point I just want to know.

what's the deal?

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What is this board actually supposed to be good for?

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It is time to nuke /hebe/ and /cutegirls/. Since the BOs and volunteers left, the boards have been flooded with child nudity, link exchanges, dost violations and plain cp. They have become festering cesspits without oversight or moderation. They need to be sterilized.

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>For the purposes of the 8chan website, given the legal grayness surrounding 3D computer generated child pornograhy and so called "real dolls" and how similar they are to real children, 3D renderings that violate the above Dost test and that are so realistic as to be indistinguishable from real children are also not allowed.


>Prohibits computer-generated child pornography when "(B) such visual depiction is a computer image or computer-generated image that is, or appears virtually indistinguishable from that of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct"; (as amended by 1466A for Section 2256(8)(B) of title 18, United States Code).

>Prohibits drawings, sculptures, and pictures of such drawings and sculptures depicting minors in actions or situations that meet the Miller test of being obscene, OR are engaged in sex acts that are deemed to meet the same obscene condition. The law does not explicitly state that images of fictional beings who appear to be under 18 engaged in sexual acts that are not deemed to be obscene are rendered illegal in and of their own condition (illustration of sex of fictional minors).


ORIGINAL CP THREAD - https://8ch.net/pol/res/4387353.html



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=you can't even moderate /operate/=

=what hope do we have=

8ch is kill

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What happened? The board is there, but I can't create new threads, I can't reply, and even trying to >>> /wx/ gives me the error "Couldn't create wx/. Check permissions."

I had assumed that Lem killed the board with his shitty ass CSS, but it looks like that's not true.

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How the FUCK do I delete someone else's board?

Fucking /zoo/, I want those dog-fucking faggots off 8chan, they're a disgrace and I puked literally on the front page!

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nema ## Board Volunteer

how the fuck do i become moderator

a vote for me is a vote for me

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So the person spamming operate is called bui and its being talked about on freech.net/intl

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1. Fredrick Brennan is a disabled man who has led a life painful in every sense of the word.

2. Brennan’s history and relationship with chan culture most probably led him to his current full-time job, playing host to illegal content on 8chan.

3. Hotwheels has done a lot of media appearances, for someone who claims not to care what news agencies make of him or his site.

4. The rules of 8chan explicitly tell board volunteers to “delete CP” on the boards, i.e. purge evidence from the 8chan servers.

5. Hotwheels will plead ignorance about the content, as if his board mods and he are not well aware of its existence (the mods are always asleep.)

6. If you report illegal content to Brennan, he might post your IP address.

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Board getting spammed by /intl/ memers but good thing you banned /hebe/ instead of them amirite?

Good going fat fuck

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>/ints/ makes dank 8ch birthday art

>nunu: you aren't even invited /ints/ i will delete all your dank oc and make more rules for art submission

>dudley: bui make sure /ints/ does not feel welcome to 8ch birthday party

>bui: i will spam their board until they leave

>some /ints/ disperse to other boards, some take the productivity pill completely unphased by the vicious attack on their home

>dudley: now my minion nugger help me add rules to unrulecucked boards /ints/ is taking refuge in(/b/) rules kill the /ints/!

Why does the irc cabal hate /ints/ so much? Are they really afraid of the power of 10-15 shitposters, or is this only being used as a falseflag to add rules to more boards like /b/? If you check all the "/ints/ bunker sites" /ints/ is nowhere to be found, they are all still here. Which means they are users of this site that are purposefully being chased away. I said a long time ago on this board that something would have to be done to fix the tension between the site and /ints/. It seems the staff is more content to create more tension and destroy the site to try to chase away 10-15 people. Why?

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/ints/'s NBO here.

Out of compassion for the Hotdud I've decided to block Bui's IP and stop the spamming. Any goons who might be contrary to that should appeal here.

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Jim please do something about the goon trying to force the cumskin meme on 8chan

Cumskin is a forced meme

/intl/ has been trying to force this meme on all of 8chan for the past month. It is insulting to white people and typical goon behavior

The worst offenders trying to spread the cumskin forced meme are in /n/. You can start there. I recommed word filter for 'cumskin' on /n/ and banning the people trying to force this meme

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When you come back please do something about the backstabbing retards on the site. Either the NSA attracted to the pedos or the reportfags who take down videos and spam jailbait links.

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The Official YFW not Josh thread™

You probably noticed the site is running better now.

Want to know why?

Remember how Josh before pitching the backend rewrite was just working on the site in his spare time for free?

Remember how he made a few features like the board list?

Well the board list was the case for the site fucking falling apart.

13:40:16 ~copypaste last night i turned off post stats before going to bed

13:40:20 ~copypaste that's why everything is zeroed

13:40:30 ~copypaste i found the reason for the original complaint [/v/ takes a long time to post to]

13:40:33 ~copypaste get ready for this

13:42:04 ~copypaste inserting into the board_stats table was taking many seconds

13:42:10 ~copypaste it was getting worse with more and more records

13:42:27 ~copypaste and because board_stats never prunes its historical record, combined with josh's inability to focus on database design

13:43:01 ~copypaste we all assumed that it was just the original reason i started the search for a new IB software, was making things worse

13:43:02 ~copypaste not so

13:43:31 ~copypaste not only did Josh fail at Next, but his incompetent post stats patch degraded preformance over time silently because josh sucks at DB design

13:43:33 ~copypaste what the fuck.

13:43:59 ~copypaste that's why things continued to get worse even with 8chan's user count decreasing

13:44:05 ~copypaste because the post stats table continued to grow

13:44:18 ~copypaste josh's insistence that algorithmic complexity did not apply to him was…wrong.

13:44:33 ~copypaste this is becoming shakesperean tragedy levels of sad.

13:44:35 maksev so basically

13:44:38 maksev hidden grenade

13:44:45 ~copypaste more like hidden balloon

13:44:46 maksev how fun i do so love db faults

13:44:56 ~copypaste or like hidden frog in slowly heating up water

13:45:01 Reveton josh is a moron. big O is hardly even computer science, it's just a basic understanding of how many operations you're doing

13:45:07 ~copypaste you've all noticed posting is better now with no stats right?

13:45:08 maksev picture a hentai where the girl is constantly force fed water up her ass until assplosion copypaste


15:32:23 ranix wait did you just fix next by reverting one change

15:33:44 ranix oh you mean josh fucked up vichan

15:33:46 ranix well

15:34:08 ranix so he fucked up vichan and caused an emergency that required him to be hired as a full time coder to fix is

15:34:11 ranix it

15:34:13 ranix is that about the size of it

15:35:06 maksev yes

Full log here.


copied from >>>/v/8107069

This is now 8chans Official YFW not Josh thread™

so go ahead, feel good about yourself for once in your miserable life

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Can't login to my board

I have my username and password saved. It's always worked but now I can't login to my board. Is this a site error?

R: 29 / I: 12 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]


My board's front page hasn't updated in like 5 hours


R: 12 / I: 7 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Clean up your board nunu

/intl/ shitposters are spamming it to death again and drowning out problem reports. Do your job.

R: 12 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Pinaka-nakakainis pahina

Pinaka-nakakainis pahina?


R: 16 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]


>successfully uploads entire image and all text

>have to resubmit because shit servers cripple can't be bothered to fix

>wasting my bandwidth cap submitting the same fucking post and image 30 times before it actually posts

R: 28 / I: 22 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

one account multiple boards

is there a way for one login account to be the admin of multiple boards?

sorry if newfag question.

R: 20 / I: 19 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

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The server took to long to submit your post.

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Can't open new files

I am unable to view images and other files posted in recent history, instead seeing picrelated. When attempting to access the direct link to the image, I receive the Cloudflare offline notice.

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New BO is a faggot.


R: 57 / I: 16 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

wtf is happening

ive had none of my claims for boards replied to in over a month

i emailed claim and admin about it and no response

I've had a dozen boards and now i can't access them due to technical difficulties and its like im being ignored

not only that but some of my boards have since gotten new owners so someone actively ignored my claims but went on to give preferential treatment to others

what the fuck?

R: 15 / I: 10 / P: 10 [R] [G] [-]

Illegal Board(?)


is it illegal? if so, why is it still up?

is it legal?

because they're saying I need to access it from Tor, and that makes me suspicious

Tell me what's up with this board, as I'm a newfag to it

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can the please do something about the idiot spamming pic related on /b/ right now? I think they're trying to force a meme or something.