So you may ask:
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TL;DR WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
Well, that's simple, and I don't feel it's unreasonable. I want two things. They are both so obvious and trivially simple that you can't even say "a million other things" because…you already remembered to quite promptly reinstate the old rules with the edited info.
I want two minutes of someone's time to go into the mod.php for /b/ and make things consistent.
Firstly
Replace rules.html with a slightly improved version of the rules zuljin wrote, since they were obviously in no way shape or form the problem with his brief BO stint, to the point where it really does seem like this was just an attempt to well-poison that version of the rules. I won't even task you with coming up with rules, here is what I think would be consistent:
These are the only rules on /b/:
1. Global rules apply. In particular, no child pornography, no animal crush pornography, and no distribution of SSNs.
Note: To report violations of rule 1, please use the global report form.
2. /b/ has no board-level moderation. The global moderators shall not interfere with or curtail the ability of the posters to say or do anything beyond what is required by US government regulations (see rule 1).
Note: To report violations of rule 2 ("mod abuse" or censorship/deletion/bannings on /b/ outside of rule 1), please use the global ban appeal form for bans or post on /operate/ regarding any censorship and deletions. If an unjustified ban is not reversed in a timely fashion, /operate/ is also an appropriate recourse for your complaint. You may also contact the administration in the IRC channels #8chan or #8chan-moderated on Rizon, or by emailing admin@8chan.co
make the team aware of the mistakes by posting in /operate/ or use the ban appeal form, or both.
The above is just zuljin's rule page without the weasel words and better organized. Below, I've justified the changes made in exacting detail so my intentions will be utterly transparent.
- I removed "hard and fast" as it can be interpreted as allowing whatever moderation people feel like.
- I left rule 1 as is, because it's been there a while and it's obvious and perfect as is.
- I changed the assurance posted below the rules section (like in nugger's style) to an actual rule. A simple rule for moderation to follow. One for posters, one for mods. That seems fair.
- I added that /b/ has no board-level moderation. I hope this is now true.
- I added that globals shall not interfere with or curtail, in place of "do not aim to" which is a useless nicety for anons. Originally I wrote will not because this isn't a court of law, but then I realized retards would say "leave 8chan they lied" if a global was abusive instead of "you can't do that, it says so in the rules". Shall implies allowance, will implies prevention, to some degree.
- I reworded the government regulations part slightly for clarity and specificity and added a callback to rule 1.
- I posted the archive.is of the rules page this was modified from right in this thread, so you know I'm not fucking around.
- I added a more useful form of the contact stuff from nugger's version of the rules, updated to the new policies. Since it's apparently globally moderated now, I made it a matter of reporting abuse rather than "talking about mistakes". Then I decided that was unnecessarily accusative in the same way nugger's verbiage was unnecessarily dismissive, so I changed it to refer to it in both ways. That way no one can even fault me on tone neutrality in this writeup, I'm doing this shit clean.
- Then I even broke that shit out by rule to make it even clearer and better for everyone and gave you some leeway and breathing roo on mistakes. Hell, I swallowed my aversion and included the IRC channels as secondary channels for complaint. Truly I am a saint. I don't know if it's practical for anyone to have admin@8chan.co on the note for rule 2…I just put it on tentatively, consider it optional.
Secondly
If there are still vols on /b/, unvol them. If they're globals, they can already moderate on a global level for global issues, and removing the board vol accounts is simple, easy, and just morally clear and consistent. If not globals, them being there contradicts what lowcard is doing. There's no point in no BO if it's going to be the same shit, just with no clear BO to bring the issue to.
ONE LAST THING
Issue with the rules I wrote or disagreement with something I said?
Post about it. Here, in this thread. Want to change or modify or negotiate something about the rules?
Post about it. Post a proposed version in here. Post a link to a pastebin. Don't post some changed or bizarre version of shit on the official /b/rules.html and then try to say "well just doing what you wanted" if it's shit.
I look forward to hopefully some interesting discussion about this. Now off to write a paper in an hour.