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0835e5 No.47011

Not sure if its the disintegration of Vichan's code or whatever, but Tor has serious problems running on 8chan right now.

Basically, it can't load hardly anything, its slow as fuck and takes eons to do anything. yes yes yes, I know Tor is naturally slow, I know, but this shit is ridiculous, its pretty much unusable right now but only happens on 8chan.

000000 No.47027

Thank you for reporting it! We'll investigate on the issue¹

t. nunu

¹ Not going to happen in a thousand years, Tor sometimes works, sometimes doesn't; sometimes lags badly, sometimes doesn't; Tor users are always second-class citizen on the site and they barely deserve an answer if the issue isn't immediately self-evident or if we can't spot a blatant misconfiguration just by looking at the servers' cases


379038 No.47033

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>>47011

>Louis C.K. walks on stage

>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen…you're in for quite the show tonight"

>*applause*

>"Before we go any further…let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"

>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.

>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.

>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "CUCK CUCK CUCK" slowly growing louder.

>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.

>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldron of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect.

>"CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK" the chanting continues to roar on.

>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.

>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.

>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and….

>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "CUCK CUCK CUCK"

>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.

>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.

>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:

>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!




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