If you are going to "pretend" to be neutral, then stop bumplocking threads based on your individual and specific idea of what is news and what is not news. If you are going to bumplock based on feeling of "irrelevant spam" then you shouldn't allow a single crab article up right now.
There is no reason the rules should be arbitrary and applied haphazardly every week diffferent. If you are worried more mods means more abuse then you are probably more worried about being power tripping faggot and you are the faggot that is killing /n/ and stabbing 8ch in the back
Now, the ideal is no moderation but the few exceptions like deleting pornographic images and pornographic shitposting OPs
Why should a thread a related to immigrants and leftist shitting of the politcal system be bumplocked after a week while a nonews thread about pakistan or india gets to stay up for 5+ weeks?
None of the rules are clear, if there are any, and less rules are always better