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 No.157[Reply]

These crafty dirty goyim think we are all in the project, but I tell we will get fucked over in the end.

Some bloodlines families have dirty goyim blood in them. We will not each get 2800 goyim slaves. Once we reestablish greater Israel only very few families will enjoy the new life.

Most of us will be thrown into labor with the dumb goyim, who will think they are finally living in an equal society. They do not care about the Talmud, it is just a gamble for power.

Moloch favors them and will not side with us no matter how many goy children we sacrifice at the altar.

Give me your email in this thread so I can tell you more for a couple of shekels.



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 No.57[Reply]

Welcome to the Oven!

Today I’m going to show you how to make pizza great again.

What You will Need:

1 good sized Jew; (2 if particularly short Jews)

4 cups tomato sauce

8 cups cheese, shredded or sliced

8 pounds pizza dough

Cooking Oil

Kosher Salt (optional)

1. Pre-heat the oven to 488°F or higher: Don't be afraid to really crank the heat up to its highest setting. The high heat will help make a crunchier and more flavorful crust. Let the oven heat for at least twenty minutes hour before baking your Jew.

2. Roll out the dough, add sauce, and place into oven.

3. Remember to remove excess hair and gold fittings, before slathering your Jew in oil. I prefer olive oil to harken back to Biblical times, but any good oil will do.

4. He’s probably onto your game at this point, so cram that beady-eyed bastard in.

5. Bake for fifteen minutes. If you still hear screaming it’s not done yet.

6. Slice and serve: Let the pizza cool slightly on a cooling rack, just until you're able to handle it. Slice it into pieces and serve.

Yummmmmm!

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 No.130

>>57

don't forget a nice Margarita of liberal tears to wash it down with.


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 No.196

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Just 4 more minutes goyim…


 No.204

>>59

More believable than the holocaust tbh fam.


 No.209

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Shalom there goyim. Is this the establishment hosting the holocaust pizza party? Well I accept the free pizza, but I tell you the antisemetic remarks are so convincing. I was almost brought to tears with how similar your "great again pizza" instructions seemed to the story of my mother Meira Levengoldburgowitz. She had just become pregnant with my father when they were sent to the lesser known Italian death camp. Those evil Nazis were instructing the Italians how to do their evil bidding, when Hitler himself (who loved pizza) stuffed her full of pepperoni, covered her in cheese, and sealed the oven door. That's non kosher don't you know! I can still hear her screams from inside her womb. My father also died in the spagettio concentration camp, and to to this day my mother lives off reparations from Chef Boyardee. It wasn't until later my father bought that very spaggettio factory, and set up a foundation for Jews like me who were victims of Mussolini's spagetticaust. The very thought makes me nuaseous. What's that? You'll pay me $88 for a quick demonstration? Allright, but that better not be peanut oil- I'll break out in hives!




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 No.144[Reply]

Cool~



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 No.141[Reply]

#italiono



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 No.140[Reply]

wwow



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 No.139[Reply]

I miss liberchimp :(



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 No.1[Reply]

Go back there.

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 No.43

YOURE ALL FAGGOTS

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 No.44

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GET


 No.45

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Checked. Also, checkem.


 No.135




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 No.133[Reply]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



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 No.129[Reply]

Sup /oven/ I love you.



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 No.88[Reply]

HITLER GET

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 No.109

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>>88 (witnessed)


 No.111

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>>99

UND TRIPS


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 No.16[Reply]

BUT IT SHOULD HAVE

 No.96

>Holocaust didn't happen but should have

Leftists see this as the height of fascist doublethink and hipocrisy.

But when you learn that the Holocaust didn't really happen, and try to tally the immeasurable damage that poisonous myth has had on white nations, wishing it did is a perfectly rational position to adpot.




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 No.3[Reply]

OY VEY OY GEVALT HOW DARE YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC NAZIS SEND ME HERE AND REMIND ME OF THE 6 TRILLION THAT WERE GASSED?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD IT FEELS KNOWING THAT THEY MADE SOAP OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA, LAMPSHADES OF YOUR DAD AND THEY RAPED YOUR MOM TILL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT AND THEN THEY GASSED YOU ALL, YOU DONT KNOW A THING YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITES

WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING REPARATIONS FOR YOUR AWFUL CRIMES YOU EVIL GOYIM? YOUR FOREFATHES KILLED 6 CENTILLION OF US AND YOU ANTI-SEMITES SIMPLY LAUGH AT US.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE TOLERANT? WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF HATE? YOUR LIVES ARE WORTH NOTHING IF THE ONLY THING YOU DO IS HATE ON US THE CHOSEN ONES

 No.49

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>>3

Fuck you!


 No.51

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 No.52

Oy vey showme ya schmeckle so I can make sure ya bein' a good Jew


 No.87

>>3

meme


 No.95

>six trillion

>not six googolplex

Antisemite.




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 No.83[Reply]

This is her new home now.



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 No.74[Reply]

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