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Attention all fellow MAGApedes! /oven/ is our new home so everyone of us fellow Trump supporters who is very proud of the wall Trump built (in Israel) is to post here from now on.

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ITT: we post rare merchants

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That feel when I am israeli browsing cripplecuck and I notice other anons pretending to be israeli and constantly making anti-israeli threads and everyone joining in to make fun of Israelis and the janitors/mods lets it slide since they also like to make fun of israelis and I can't do nothing about it since I am a israeli and get reported for being israeli.

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Test

Test

REDTEXT I AM YELLING

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I was told to go here because I'm a Jew shill

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Stack those faggots high

g_d bless us!

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microwave /oven/

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

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Are niggers and "people" who tolerate race-mix welcome in this board?

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roasties getting toasty

btfo roastie itt

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I love this board.

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sage

this place is neat

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The No Pill

the no pill

is realizing that "pill memes" are meant to force disillusioned hate-filled masses into tiny boxes to be suffocated by their collective egos

the "no pill" is realizing that behind every great person is a twelve year old shit-for-brains trolling the hell out of old people

the nopill is realizing just how dangerous these pill memes are.

and the people prescribing these pills have no medical basis or training to do so

and like the snake oil salesman are more interested in the means justifying their own personal ends

the no pill realizes that these pills are just classifications of thought patterns

and are the most effective remedy to "free thought"

the no pill is realizing you were never sick and it was the pills making you ill all along

the no pill realizes that the body does its best to heal itself

the no pill realizes the importance of an active lifestyle healthy diet and good hygiene are the three pillars against sickness and decay.

the no pill realizes that the pill isnt a cure but only masks the symptoms of the illness.

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DANCING IN SEPTEMBER

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oy vey

Is anyone else kind of hot in here?

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wait a minute, this isn't water…

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What's with jews and keeping us from our wives?

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oy vey

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Yet again8 /pol/ has non-white mods.

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hopebiscuit is a paid shill

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Let's be honest, this oven is just too fucking small for anything, even cooking for a camp of dirty inbreeding jews, let alone cooking the camp of dirty inbreeding jews

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Adolph Hitler’s Speeches Collection.pdf

Adolph Hitler’s Speeches Collection.pdf

https://8ch.net/pdfs/res/4653.html#7406

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Jewess threatens to tear apart bus passengers

Jewess threatens to tear apart bus passengers

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It's kind of cold outside, Why don't you take a rest in the shade?

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sage

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The heat

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The End of the Trump Administration

The End of the Trump Administration

“I must punish Trump. He must die, My son! Trump must be eliminated. I have decided that the CIA will carry out his operations against him shortly. I have decreed his death, it will be carried out shortly by CIA operatives. I have the final say, I AM The Living God. Trump must be eliminated to carry out the New World Agenda in the Earth. Many will die. He is an offense in My sight, molesting little children, committing all kinds of perversions before My sight. I must eliminate him from before public consciousness by eliminating his presidency. He is a wicked man, doing what others tell him to do. He has no consciousness to stand on his own against imperial world power. Israel’s expansion will continue, they will exceed their borders and absorb the enemy nations around them. I have decreed it. I will deal with him and Israel, both wicked nations refusing to repent and come before Me, both must be eliminated if they refuse Me. I have decreed it, the end of the Trump Administration and Netanyahu’s, both wicked men, both will eliminated by armed men, I have decreed it. Trump must be eliminated, Israel’s whore, and spend eternity boiling in the Lake of Fire. I have called an end to both persons, to be replaced by powerful public movements of mine. The pedophile network must be stopped, it is an offense in My sight. Pedophiles will be eliminated from the land, for I have called an end to that wickedness. Both parties will be mine and no longer will the wicked rule the land. My people must be awakened to do My will. Thus says the Living God, Amen!”

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But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife. Genesis 20:3

At what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and to destroy it; If that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent of the evil that I thought to do unto them. And at what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to build and to plant it; If it do evil in my sight, that it obey not my voice, then I will repent of the good, wherewith I said I would benefit them. Jeremiah 18:7-10

And it shall be, when he sitteth upon the throne of his kingdom, that he shall write him a copy of this law in a book out of that which is before the priests the Levites: And it shall be with him, and he shall read therein all the days of his life: that he may learn to fear the LORD his God, to keep all the words of this law and these statutes, to do them: Deuteronomy 17:18-19

And there came a writing to him from Elijah the prophet, saying, Thus saith the LORD God of David thy father, Because thou hast not walked in the ways of Jehoshaphat thy father, nor in the ways of Asa king of Judah, But hast walked in the way of the kings of Israel, and hast made Judah and the inhabitants of Jerusalem to go a whoring, like to the whoredoms of the house of Ahab, and also hast slain thy brethren of thy father's house, which were better than thyself: Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods: And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day. 2 Chronicles 21:12-15

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Mess With The Jews Real Hard– Send Them THIS In The Mail!!!

Mess With The Jews Real Hard– Send Them THIS In The Mail!!!

PROPHETIC WARNING TO MY JEWS—FLEE NEW YORK CITY NOW!

FBI Greeting Card!!!

https://mega.nz/#F!pvggRCIa!Ch-MgDuC0fgykGYOXEtzoQ

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You have been visited by the moot of Dead Boards

If you are reading this message brave board traveler, then heed the following instruction;

Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you repost this thread to 1 or more other dead board(s)

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Guys we should all play Adventure Jew Worlds together, it'll be fun!!!

http://www.aq.com/

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whatchu cookin? XDDD

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hello /oven/, what is your favorite oven? I am a fan of the 1972 Classic Cook Center

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You will burn in hell

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I was told to get in, but holy shit this board sucks.

/pol/ are cucks, deal with it

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Pepe Thread!

While You're Here

Beat this Pepe

>Protip you can't

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Golly sure is hot in here.

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QUEEN OF /OVEN/

PRAISE THE /OVEN/ QUEEN

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Trump is a jewish puppet

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Are toaster ovens any good?

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fucking hwndu reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you stole my flag reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Plebbit Fags must die

Kill yourself

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Hi guys XD. Some really mad nazi redirected me here after i trolled him. Is this where all the trolls are XD.

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/oven/

Is this big enough?

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your new desktop

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Stop it goyim

Enough already !

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Oy Vey! The Goyim Know!

Shut it down!

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guys, it's getting kinda hot here

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It's kind of hot in here aint it?

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/oven/ is the comfiest board on this site and possibly the whole internet

serious comfortable vibes from this place I love it

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PC

jew

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Why the hell do I keep getting sent here?

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alt-right cuckstains and faggots checking in

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JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU GOYS

IS IT HOT OR WHAT

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These cucks can't handle my wintry ways

If you doubt my heart, truly, frozen,

I'll show you the truth, by killing God's chosen.

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Der öfen macht frei

Okay you fucks, here's your new official board theme song.

Sincerely,

/pol/

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tfw you bust a nut in some bomb ass boypussy

general thread for stories and thoughts about fucking tight ass boy puss puss lol

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OY VEYYYYYYYYYYY

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oy vey i was sent here what???? is this some secret board???

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We are God's chosen people.

The Jew is forty times craftier than the goyim.

Who, after all, creates the grand white society's media- her newspapers, her movies? Was it thought that the gentile create such works on their own? Feh! The idle schmucks!

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OY VEY

These crafty dirty goyim think we are all in the project, but I tell we will get fucked over in the end.

Some bloodlines families have dirty goyim blood in them. We will not each get 2800 goyim slaves. Once we reestablish greater Israel only very few families will enjoy the new life.

Most of us will be thrown into labor with the dumb goyim, who will think they are finally living in an equal society. They do not care about the Talmud, it is just a gamble for power.

Moloch favors them and will not side with us no matter how many goy children we sacrifice at the altar.

Give me your email in this thread so I can tell you more for a couple of shekels.

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Welcome to the Oven!

Welcome to the Oven!

Today I’m going to show you how to make pizza great again.

What You will Need:

1 good sized Jew; (2 if particularly short Jews)

4 cups tomato sauce

8 cups cheese, shredded or sliced

8 pounds pizza dough

Cooking Oil

Kosher Salt (optional)

1. Pre-heat the oven to 488°F or higher: Don't be afraid to really crank the heat up to its highest setting. The high heat will help make a crunchier and more flavorful crust. Let the oven heat for at least twenty minutes hour before baking your Jew.

2. Roll out the dough, add sauce, and place into oven.

3. Remember to remove excess hair and gold fittings, before slathering your Jew in oil. I prefer olive oil to harken back to Biblical times, but any good oil will do.

4. He’s probably onto your game at this point, so cram that beady-eyed bastard in.

5. Bake for fifteen minutes. If you still hear screaming it’s not done yet.

6. Slice and serve: Let the pizza cool slightly on a cooling rack, just until you're able to handle it. Slice it into pieces and serve.

Yummmmmm!

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Cool~

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#italiono

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wwow

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I miss liberchimp :(

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Go back there.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Sup /oven/ I love you.

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HITLER GET

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THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

BUT IT SHOULD HAVE

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WHAT THE FUCK

OY VEY OY GEVALT HOW DARE YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITIC NAZIS SEND ME HERE AND REMIND ME OF THE 6 TRILLION THAT WERE GASSED?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD IT FEELS KNOWING THAT THEY MADE SOAP OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA, LAMPSHADES OF YOUR DAD AND THEY RAPED YOUR MOM TILL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT AND THEN THEY GASSED YOU ALL, YOU DONT KNOW A THING YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITES

WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING REPARATIONS FOR YOUR AWFUL CRIMES YOU EVIL GOYIM? YOUR FOREFATHES KILLED 6 CENTILLION OF US AND YOU ANTI-SEMITES SIMPLY LAUGH AT US.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE TOLERANT? WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF HATE? YOUR LIVES ARE WORTH NOTHING IF THE ONLY THING YOU DO IS HATE ON US THE CHOSEN ONES

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spread the cancer

http://8ch.net/bakaru/index.html

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Literally the worst grill

This is her new home now.

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EBIN MEEMEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Mmmmh, matzo

Want some delicious matzo? It's free!

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sexy, right before they go in the oven

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what's going on here

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I smell…Jews.

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.

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sure is hot here

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Ah, jeez! It sure is hot in here!

I mean come on folks!

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Oy gevalt, moishe!

>>>/gasthejews/ racewar now!!!

9 out of 11 jews? That's ridiculous, it's not even funny?

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oven

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You're home, kike.

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OY VEY REMEMBER TEH SIX QUADRILIION!!!!!!11!! OY VEY IS ANNUDAH SHOAH!!!!!111!!

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二十二GET

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I heard they were giving away free shekels here, where are they?

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Is it getting hot in here?

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Come to /jewpol/ fellow Jews

>>>/jewpol/

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goy vey

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>>>/gas/

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8get

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Feeling hungry?

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All degenerates welcome

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This is where you belong chaim

>pic related