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Anonymous 07/24/15 (Fri) 21:21:55 No.878 [Reply]

I demand you hand over all of your hot spurdos

Anonymous 07/24/15 (Fri) 21:27:17 No.879

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Do you want more? I have nothing to do tonight.

Anonymous 07/24/15 (Fri) 21:29:44 No.880

>>879

I love you tbh

Anonymous 07/24/15 (Fri) 21:34:55 No.881

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>>880

i love you too potato man

Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 10:39:44 No.882

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>>881

Is rape love?

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Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 05:43:50 No.843 [Reply]

Oyyman, I don't think I've ever asked you this. Who is your favorite Strike Witch? Also who do you think is the strongest Strike Witch?

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Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 23:54:28 No.866

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>>864

Nah, their writing would still be redditfrog tier.

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 00:54:24 No.867

>>866

Why are Japs so bad at plot, dialogue, and writing? Fuck, even their women write better characters and storylines than male Japs. I would love to see an anime or visual novel written by an experienced western author for once.

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 02:23:08 No.868

>>867

>written by an experienced western author for once

I vote for Tyler Perry

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 16:01:39 No.876

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>>867

Japan has plenty of decent writers. The problem is anime and manga. Most of it, especially the popular stuff, is targeted at manchildren. All the characters are highschoolers(even in "serious" animus) etc. Only writers who are fucked in their autistic heads will work in those constraints.

There used to be great animus like Tonari no Totoro. Stuff like that is probably still made but finding it in the pile of shit that the industry is nowadays is next to impossible.

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 22:00:06 No.877

>>876

>All the characters are highschoolers

Your entire life is decided in high school in Japan.

Once you're past those years there is no turning back and no changing the path you've chosen.

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Board Owner Dan 07/23/15 (Thu) 14:31:09 No.874 [Reply]

/1/ is the new /b/

/1/ is the new /b/

/1/ is the new /b/

/1/ is the new /b/

/1/ is the new /b/

GET IN HERE YOU WANKERS

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 15:28:56 No.875

>tfw your board gets recognized by this guy

Thanks Israel

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Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 13:42:49 No.848 [Reply]

I'm taking a qt on a date to the aquarium. How do I keep from exposing my lust for fishpussy in such an environment?

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Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 15:27:57 No.857

>>856

oh fugg I accidentally as a proxy

posting to test out spoilers

Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 22:49:56 No.865

>>857

>"accidentally"

>implying you aren't desubong

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 10:17:43 No.870

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>>865

That's not true desu~~

To be fair, desubong is a pretty cool guy because we relate to each other, desu~

—not desubong desu~

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 10:22:44 No.872

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>>870

>because we relate to each other, desu~

how do a raper and rapee relate?

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 10:34:14 No.873

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>>872

A raper has a natural, almost barbaric, and very human relationship with the rapee desu~. Without the rapist, no one gets raped desu~.

This is the same type of relationship as a bumblebee and a flower, or plants and some fertilizer desu~. The rapist provides rape to the rapee to keep the natural order of life and death at bay desu~.

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Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 04:18:46 No.869 [Reply]

UMÃ! FIZI CALIFETA, FIZI CALIFETA, FIZICALI FIZICALI FIZICALI, UMÃ! FIZI CALIFETA, FIZI CALIFETA, FIZICALI FIZICALI FIZICALI!

Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 10:20:18 No.871

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WE'RE ON TOP BECAUSE WE PLAY TO WIN

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Remove the /intl/ Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 19:56:58 No.827 [Reply]

/intl/ is destroying 8chan and scaring off users. /intl/ is costing 8chan money. /intl/ is bullying the users of this site. /intl/ is causing every problem on 8chan. Every post that I disagree with is /intl/. /intl/ is responsible for everything on every board at all times. /intl/ is every moderator and every shitposter. /intl/ are the pedo posters and the anti-pedo posters. /intl/ is every anon everywhere at all times. /intl/ creates the dankest memes but they are too powerful so they will destroy us. How did this happen? How did 10-15 shitposters become so powerful that they are everywhere at all times? The answer is that they are Jews. They were always Jews. We must put an end to the /intl/ reign of terror. I say we raid them into oblivion and send them back to where they came from. /intl/ must be destroyed before it is too late. If /intl/ is not destroyed they will destroy 8chan. Just as the Jews wish to take over the world /intl/ wishes to take over 8chan. Just today /intl/ staged a raid on /b/ and blamed it on /leftypol/. Even though everyone on /leftypol/ is also /intl/ this cannot be allowed to stand. We must take our website back from the dangerous shitposters that call themselves /intl/. /intl/ is the cancer killing 8chan. /intl/ are spreading aids. Even though we ourselves are /intl/. /intl/ are the niggers of 8chan. /intl/ are the illegal immigrants of 8chan. /intl/ are boat people. /intl/ is smell. /intl/ made the hot potato sad. /intl/ will stop at nothing to destroy us all. /intl/ will destroy us for our own good. /intl/ is the hero we deserve but not the one we want right now. So we will hunt them. Because they can take it. /intl/ is crashing this website with no survivors. /intl/ is a big guy for you. If we remove /intl/ will it kill them? It would be very painful. Remove the /intl/ now.

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:00:57 No.828

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 09:37:36 No.845

If you don't like how /intl/ is ruining 8chan, you should go somehwere else. 76chan has an /int/ board, and the mods ran off /intl/ a while ago

Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 21:20:59 No.863

>>845

>responding to pasta

oyylmao

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Stop /intl/ Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:18:27 No.832 [Reply]

>>295078

/oyylmao/ is 1 of the few boards that doesnt rulecuck tor users so I figured you would probably want to know who is killing 8chan. It is only safe to tell you through tor. I am also behind over 9000 proxies. /intl/ is very powerful. Their board may look dead but it is a trick. Their board is very much alive. 10-15 shitposters singlehandedly raided and destroyed /b/ yesterday and shifted the blame to /leftypol/. It was the perfect false flag. No one suspected a thing except me. I know the truth so I am sharing it with anyone who will listen.

These /intl/ shitposters are extremely dangerous. They can kill a board in mere seconds. And that is before they start shitposting. Once they start shitposting it is all over. The dankness of the memes and the sickness of the bants is too much for any board to handle. They are the cancer that is killing 8chan and we must act now to put an end to their reign of terror. Even now /intl/ is planning their next move. Which board will they destroy next? Only the shitposters of /intl/ can answer that question.

It could be any board. It is probably your board they will kill next. This is why I am here to warn you. We must raid /intl/ before it is too late. Sadly though, it may already be too late. Your board and 8chan may already be kill. RIP in piece 8chan.

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:27:36 No.834

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>mfw

You'll be surprised. Where do you think all those 400 posts on /oyylmao/ went?

I rulecucked my vanity board and lost potential users. It was the greatest mistake in my hotpocket career which I can put on my resume, and now I'm enlightened. Never again will I commit to such a mistake.

/intl/ is like a biner, you cut off the foreskin and the penis remains intact. You just have to let the biner rape you and not the other way around

t. Dr. Suleiman Abdul Mohamed, PHD

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 22:03:42 No.841

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>>834

>you cut off the foreskin and the penis remains intact

Is a penis really intact if you can no longer dock it?

Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 04:28:51 No.842

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>>841

Lube is for the weak. (^:

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How do I into a qt ayyrab gf? Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 03:44:02 No.820 [Reply]

I want to be on the right side of history. This is the only way to do it.

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Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:40:40 No.836

>>833

Past relationships with succubi won't allow me to become a wizard.

Also, the lynx thing doesn't work with palemoons https everywhere fork. Maybe I should drop that browser, no fucking idea what to replace it with though.

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:43:46 No.837

>>836

lynxhub is gay and the admin is gayer

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 20:47:19 No.838

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>>835

oyy lmao bretty gud

>>836

Palemoon is a deprecated browser fam. I'd use Opera on windows and icecat/weasal on loonux. Though, there is that one browser Spaniard told me about, forgot it's name.

>Past relationships with succubi won't allow me to become a wizard.

iktfb Just wash with soap (^:

>>837

True, the admin is a autist, but at least he's for freedoms. His autism can be detected from this thread >>>/operate/30415

either that or he's a clever man creating an autistic persona so people don't look up to him like the genetic dud

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 21:40:46 No.839

>le wizard meme

you're above this lads

Anonymous 07/21/15 (Tue) 21:55:24 No.840

>>839

Nice try voldemort :^)

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eternal oyy lmao thread Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 18:53:12 No.812 [Reply]

Make a post ITT every time you come to this board. "Why", you might wonder: Once we reach the 1000 get, Oyyman is going to post his biner pics!

While I am not interested in seeing his biner at all, I am sure that a great deal of exhilaration is going to ensue when he publishes them. So go ahead! Post! Just do it!

Make the dream come true!

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Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 22:03:15 No.815

>>814

>I've seen two biners posted on /am/ thus far

what the fug, when?

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 22:38:48 No.816

>>815

>>>/am/8404

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 22:41:14 No.817

>>816

oh yeah, I'm surprised that thread is still up

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 22:50:06 No.818

>>817

>thread is still up

It's /am/

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 23:13:36 No.819

oyy lmao

I'm leaving in about two days to the mountains. biner pls no

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Anonymous 07/13/15 (Mon) 07:09:53 No.769 [Reply]

No need to thank me, just doing Gods work.

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Anonymous 07/14/15 (Tue) 13:24:27 No.776

>>775

>Bismark is best kraut gril

rip ;_;7

Anonymous 07/18/15 (Sat) 19:33:52 No.806

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>>774

I played it for a few months. Now it's just for fapping.

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 13:13:30 No.807

>>806

Biner pls no

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 14:26:12 No.808

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>>806

Is wanting to rape krauts in my blood?

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 17:59:22 No.811

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>>808

Raping krauts is universal, but you rape krauts more than me. bretty gud

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Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 17:00:06 No.809 [Reply]

ayyyy lemaow

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 17:47:11 No.810

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oyy lmao

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Anonymous 07/11/15 (Sat) 07:40:23 No.722 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.3463434534

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Anonymous 07/12/15 (Sun) 19:55:08 No.763

I have taken the brown pill matey ;_;

I love you Sir Reginald

Anonymous 07/18/15 (Sat) 12:54:20 No.801

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