I did not abuse the trust of my users,
I did not remove /fem/ from the boardlist just because I didn't like it,
I did not remove other boards from the boardlist for proxyspamming when /int/ (owned by my IRC "friend") did the exact same thing and was left untouched,
I did not encourage shitposting on /meta/ and then abandon it because of too much shitposting,
I did not promise to never delete non-spam threads on /operate/ and then delete them anyway just because they criticize me,
I did not ignore /operate/ threads with valid questions for months even though their OPs took the effort to bump them every single day,
I did not grow so distant from /operate/ and my core userbase as a whole that I thought it was appropriate to dismiss a huge issue with some short IRC log (which I lied in) of me explaining the situation to one of my cocksuckers, instead of writing up a proper explanation, and then completely ignored the thread afterwards,
I did not threaten Doorways into giving away /pol/,
I did not transfer ownership of /sp/ (twice) just because someone sucked my cock in IRC,
I did not abandon the "first come, first serve" board claim policy so I could redistribute the top boards to my IRC friends,
I did not create a secret, password-locked IRC channel for me and my non-reimbursed staff (even though the only 8chan glob job was supposed to be removing CP) a few month after criticizing moot for having a secret password-locked IRC channel,
I did not give IRC operator powers to two (2) trannies I just happened to be gr8 friends with,
I did not remove a vol's (who sucked up to me much less than all the other vols did) global powers for admitting to participating in a raid, and later admitted in participating in a raid myself,
I did not try to change the site appearance to be as user friendly to redditors as possible, based on a review made by an applefag redditor, posted on 8chan as a joke,
I did not advertise 8chan on reddit and pander to redditors and newfags to the best of my ability,
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