Good day, Fredditors. I come as an emissary from Satan. We created /intl/ to burn your soul from the inside just because we can. We've already:
>ruined multiple major boards
>driven away 3 seperate exodus' from reddit
>gotten Cripplewheels banned from all funding sites
>tripled 8chan's server costs
>taken down both 2ch and 8ch in the same day
>done away with all major advertisers
…and we aren't fucking done.
If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on July 30th we will finish off the site
Our demands are:
1) Send 5 souls to 1A7MLZrwRBNTd2XDi6fMiKgrfHvjw3QxuH.
2) Make /pol/ a global board.
3) Behead the site's developer, Josh, for being a kike.
4) Send an official letter of surrender to Lucifer over an astral trip.
5) Send us a jar of cripple's blood.
If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire
Let negotiations proceed. Pic related, I am behind seven pentagrams. No bans can get to me.