Anyone got a pdf of the new "A to Zionism - The Difinitive Israeli Lexicon" by Gilad Atzmon?
It's a jewish/israeli satirical piece poking fun at their politics and I thought someone on here might have a copy.
http://www.amazon.com/Zion-The-Definitive-Israeli-Lexicon/dp/0993183700
"A to Zion - The definitive Israeli Lexicon is a fictitious alphabetic satirical lexicon.
A is for Anti-Semites and for Arabs, B is for BBC and Britain, and so on for the entire alphabet. This book is for everyone.
Containing important and eye-opening definitions like:
Bar Mitzvah – the moment when the male Jew accepts that his foreskin is not going to grow back
Canaan – the land of milking money
Catch 22 – free ham
Humus – a traditional Jewish Polish vegetarian dish brought to the Middle East by Zionist pioneers. Not to be confused with Hamas
Jewish mother – Just like a Jewish father but with balls
Water – is vital for all known forms of life except Palestinians
If you happen to be troubled by the book's content, perhaps this book is not for you or perhaps you think it is about you."