1) Identify one. Gain their trust by attempting to understand why they fear and/or loathe human sexuality so much.
2) Get evidence that they are fearful of and/or disgusted by human sexuality to the point of trying to suppress all healthy expressions of it - except, of course, those that don't make some evil corporation rich by presenting an obscenely hateful, exploitative view of the subject.
3) Get them over and in a place you are familiar with and in which you can handle your business.
4) Pick your weapons of choice. Unless you have proof they are mentally deficient, don't pander to them. Logic is vital. Don't mince words. Tell them the truth and at all times try to make them see the logic and absolute truth in what you're telling them.
5) Convince them of our position, which is that sex is healthy and necessary on multiple levels, that children actively seek out tuition and experience, and that we are here to provide it to them while also providing a healthy outlet for our own marginalized and completely legitimate sexual proclivities.
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