/phile/ - For those who think young.

>>2736

Step 3: Get GOOD Friends!

Something that most people probably don't "get" about friendship is that it's difficult to make real friends. You won't be able to do that with every person, loli or otherwise. But when it comes to potential lgfs, if she isn't a good enough person to be a very good friend to you, a successful relationship would be very unlikely.

It's absolutely essential in life to get at least a few real friends, and they're probably rarer than you think. Any person who is a full extrovert is an idiot who may not have a single real friend. Anyone who is a full introvert is a fucking autist who might have one or two friends, but not enough. You have to be somewhere in the middle, or you're going to get screwed. I personally am naturally more introverted, but I have an extrovert "mask" that I constantly "put on" to try and get the opportunities we all need to make the type of real friends that introverts are likely to have a tiny number of.

That was a bit tangential, but it's important to note for life in general. When it comes to lgf getting, it still comes into play, because you have to be able to trust your lgf, so make sure that she's a good friend.

It's too complicated to discuss how to become good friends with a loli, and probably different for everyone, but it should happen for you naturally over time if the girl is right. Just let it happen.

Step 4: Do you like her? Does she like you?

Because that's really important. Be on the lookout for signs that she likes you. Again, too complicated to go into detail on here, but this is another thing that works about the same way regardless of age and gender.

If you think she likes you, or might like you, try to figure it out definitively, if you're interested in her. You might not know whether or not you like her right away, and that's okay. Take whatever time you need to figure it out.

But when you're sure that she likes you, and you like her, you need to get it out of her. Again, too complicated to explain in detail, but at this point, you should be able to figure out on your own.

>>2737

Step 5: Confession Time

Eventually, she'll probably ask you if you like her in some way or another. If she does, and she likes you, you're in, and then you have to not fuck up.

If you feel comfortable telling her you like her, then you have to protect her and yourself, and explain as necessary why she needs to keep it between the two of you and not tell anyone. Some people will advise against keeping a "secret," but you will have to make sure that she isn't going to leak it to anyone dangerous, like her mom.

She's a person just like you, just explain how normalfags (don't use that language, though) so often think that age is such a big deal and blah blah blah. Just make sure she's informed and will have your back.

Step 6: For the love of God, don't fuck it up!!

No matter how cool her parents seem, don't fucking let on! Never let your guard down, and make sure that your relationship is kept on the down low to the extent necessary. If you're twenty and she's sixteen, hell, you're probably okay. But still, take as few chances as possible. Make sure you know her phone habits. If her phone ever leaves her side, make sure any texts indicating your relationship get deleted before she puts it away for the night where her parents can get at it. Also, be careful who you trust. Some people are trustworthy and will even help and support you, but you have to be absolutely, 100% certain, and this goes back to the "true" friendship thing from earlier. Anyone who isn't a friend you're absolutely sure about is not someone you can tell.

Aside from making sure anyone with the potential to fuck it up is kept in the dark, you'll need to also not make her turn against you. A common, common mistake is to push her in some way. Nothing will wreck things faster between you. I've seen on these boards several cases where some anon fucked it up by making their girl uncomfortable. Don't do it!! It can be very surprising what incredibly innocent kinds of things can scare a young girl in some way or another. They're like horses, they spook easily. Don't initiate things. Do not cuddle her, let her cuddle you. If you really want to kiss her or cuddle her, ask her if she'd be okay with it. The forehead is the safest kiss, and, based on what I've read, it seems like you can go for that without asking, but that's your call. Hand and forehead should be fine no matter what, but apparently even the cheek can sometimes be a question mark.

When it comes to anything beyond kissing or cuddling, don't even let it cross your mind. Either she brings it up or it doesn't get brought up. This is entirely based on reading. I have no experience whatsoever in this zone, nor do I want any before I marry some former lgf turned not-so-lgf gf, but some anons have lost lgfs by trying to initiate shit. Don't do it! Better to get some later than to lose her and never get anything!

This thread should be more tidy than the one on /hebe/, and I can cross-link any relevant replies that add to the information value.

I've been with You till the point of making friends and socializing, but you NEVER make her keep any secret which can get you and her in trouble.

Do the opposite: get to know the parents. Make them trust you and don't disappoint their trust.

Be a real friend for your little girls and don't set them up for later "use".

>>2743

People say that, but the thing is, some parents are just completely evil antis who will hate you the moment they find out you like any girl under eighteen. I tried to do what you suggested, and I lost big. Sometimes it's necessary to hold secrets. And everyone does it.

>>2745

Mind sharing how old she was at the time?

I need to remind myself that this board is < 18 and not only pedophile like 4-11.

From puberty on I think you don't need to worry much about secrets. They will already have a lot of things they don't tell their parents in this phase of revolt and are mature enough to make their own decisions. That's if you do no pushing or talking her into stuff.

The fact that some people get mad at you for banging a 15+ year old is retarded and needs no discussion.

>>2750

She'd just recently turned twelve, but she was already quite pubescent. When I first laid eyes on her, she was eleven and a half and I thought she was thirteen, and I was excited to see a pretty blonde thirteen-year-old that I might actually get a chance to talk to and become friends with.

Finding her attractive and falling in love with her were normal and natural. It would have happened to any guy like me who's a simple, innocent guy who likes simple, innocent girls.

But it would seem that from her mom's point of view, she is still very much a child, which is obviously not true, but who needs logic when you're a crazy, oppressive bitch? However, I was way too naïve to even consider the possibility that the very notion of anyone liking her daughter was a foreign idea to her that she thought impossible. That must have been why I got the false impression she probably knew to some extent and probably was okay with it. And I paid for it with every ounce of happiness that I had in my life.

I have no idea what happened to this girl, my best friend of all time and irreplaceable perfect true love, and I hope she hasn't gotten brainwashed or otherwise severely mentally damaged from these insane actions by her mother. But I know I have permanent scars from it, even if it miraculously gets fixed soon or eventually.

But what I do know is that this poor girl was not nearly fully aware of the danger our totally innocent and not illegal or immoral relationship posed to me and to a lesser degree her. And if I had just been smart enough to just explain that at some point, this wouldn't have happened. I've thought of dozens of little tweaks I could have made to my decisions that would likely have stopped this. But the biggest and most obvious would have been to have just explicitly told her that telling anyone would be likely to ruin everything and why.

Her brother, who I also wonder and worry about now, had told her, I heard through a mutual friend, to make sure her dad didn't find out, and I have a bit of extra love for him for that, because he tried to protect her then, and maybe me as well. I hope he doesn't hate me, because even though we have each other a hard time, I never disliked him. In spite of his young age, he's so much more of a man than all the assholes who stopped talking to me by choice after all this fallout.

So, yeah, it's incredibly important to inform them of just how badly it can go if even one anti gets wind of it. Antis are deadly, and they are your enemy. Always beware the anti.

I was actually gonna ask Bokkun about how he got his lgf

>lelis

Bokkun identified.

>>2755

If you want some real specificity, you can ask me on Skype.

>>2756

O-oh

>>2771

Congratulations! That's great! Tell us moar. How'd it start? How much older are you?

>>2774

It started with me trying to get into her panties. I worked at an arcade and she would come by. I wanted her. Ended up deciding to keep it chaste until she was legal. I'm 8 years older.

>>2776

What about her parents and shit?

>>2777

Never met them.

>>2778

Ah, wow, well, that's very simple, then.

>>2780

I guess they give her a lot of leeway because on weekends and such she can end up spending most of the day here.

>>2779

gg no re

This guide does not seem to be adapted for lolis at all, just regular girls. Getting a girlfriend your own age is not hard. But getting a real girlfriend that is around 12-15 seems to be almost impossible. How would I actually approach someone that age and not seem creepy? If I somehow succeed on getting together with her, how would I ever talk to my friends or family knowing that I have a girlfriend 10 years younger than myself?

>>2911

>how would I ever talk to my friends or family knowing that I have a girlfriend 10 years younger than myself?

You don't, unless your family happens to be extremely liberal about age differences. My youngest daughter's mom is 18 younger than I am (she was 18 at conception, btw, in case LEA is reading this), and my family had a cow. lol. Didn't stop me from shaggin her rotten, but, just sayin'.

>>2912

Still doesn't explain how to remove the creep factor…

>>2916

Have you read anythine in my thread >>2791 ? If not, do so.

In answer to your question, the creep factor is a feeli g inside yourself. Society has made it "creepy" for grown men to befriend girls. Get over that, and you'll have your first step done. The next thing is learning the psychology of little girls. You have to learn how to read them, learn what they want, what they need, and learn how to give them what they want.

>>2917

Norms are not some kind of imaginary illusion ony oneself has in his head. They exist because they have been established in social situations for a while. Just having alot of misplaced confidence won't make the norm in itself go away from your surroundings aswell.

On another note, have you actually succeeded in doing anything of this? It seems very unlikely. If anything, you should post proof if that is the case. Don't give an excuse along the lines of: I don't wanna give up my anon status, just post a picture and timestamp of one of your "friends".

>>2920

A) I didn't write this thing, so…

B) No, I haven't personally tried any of it. I only know what I know about flirting in order to get smiles and whatnot as posted in my OC thread.

C) I have an lg cuddlebuddy, and that's because I have known her and her family for a while (no, they don't know we're cuddlebuds).

If you'd like a picture of her, I'll be more than happy to supply one the next tkme we're together…but since you asked for one, you'll have to provide one, first, so I know you're not LEA or some shit. :) Fair is fair.

>>2911

Read the pedophile's handbook, that already exists no need for this guide in all honesty

>>2965

Where can one find that for the reading?

>>2970

Just look around I'm sure you can find it. I don't think you'll be able to find it anywhere on the clearnet though.

>>2971

Then that would be utter horse shit. If it says things so bad that it's not anywhere on the cleanet, I'm sure it was written by some kind of rapist fuckshit and shouldn't be read by anyone.

>>2972

Wait, you've read it?

In all seriousness tho it contains something for everyone, including 'rapist fuckshits' (fyi all sex with children is rape, get off your high horse fgt)

Jeez people on here and hebe go on about accepting people when really they just want their point of view to be accepted, "oh you don't want to fuck infants and only like 13 year olds? Get out of here you normie" etc.

>>2974

>all sex with children is rape

Kek, you normies are hilarious.

>>2988

Seconded.

My sides.

>books

"Hey, have you ever read "Lolita?"

>>2988

Kill yourself. Once it becomes legal to kill your kind i will. I got bullets with all your pedos name on it.

>>3259

What the fuck is your problem? That kind of bullshit shitposting isn't tolerated here, you know. Why the fuck are you so triggered by the idea of two people making sweet love? God damn. I'm not even "sex positive," but the notion of consensual sex between man and loli or boy and woman doesn't fucking make me fucking chimp out.

>>3270

In case anyone is wondering what this post was originally quoting, it was an anti's senseless shitposting.

>>2776

you got to work at an arcade? thats like my dream job but they dont have any around here except fukin chuck e cheese.

>>2736

how do I look good if i have acne? should i just kill myself? I'm a pretty good looking guy past my pimples and i've got a twelvie who wants to marry me but i can't seem to face her because she probably thinks i'm disgusting up close…

pls help

>>3312

>>3313

also congrats on the twelvie

how'd it get to where she wanted to marry you?

>>3312

Acne is actually really freaking easy to deal with. I don't really get much of it anymore, so I don't do anything to combat it. Any pimples I get are small and not that noticeable. If one is big enough to be noticeable, I just pop it.

If you still have it bad, the easiest thing to do is use a spot treatment, a really strong acne solution that you apply directly to the pimples. It kicks their ass. Just apply to all pimples, wait a day, and they will be mostly gone. Any new pimples? Zap them the same way.

Also, she won't think you're disgusting up close because of some super small thing like a little acne. Be confident. Even if after a bit of treatment you have some acne left, it doesn't matter.

You can also get a prescription for oral acne medication. When I had bad acne, the doctor gave me one, but we wound up not using it. Seemed to work well for a friend of mine, though, but I don't particularly recommend using antibiotics for something minor like this.

>>3313

>>3315

Thanks guys, I'll give this a go. I've already got some cream but i'll start washing my face more often and drink more water.

>>3314

well it was my younger sister's friend that I met at her party and she later told my sister that I was very handsome and that she wanted to marry me. I was surprised but i didn't think more about it until a week later when my younger sister told me that her friend wouldn't stop talking about me.

the twelvie then asked a friend to ask me if i could meet her somewhere. unfortunately I had to go on holidays and i haven't got a clue where to meet her lol. she's sweet though.

>>3318

Meet her wherever! OMG you lucky dog.

>>3318

So when are you going to go balls deep in that cunt? Your sister lets you fuck her friends. NICE.

>>3325

Dude, not everyone is obsessed with sex and just thinks with their cock like you. No fucking is going to occur anytime soon here. Some people have values and standards.

>>3325

yeah man, what >>3328 said. i mostly just want to cuddle with her.

>>3323

i'm awkward as fuck but i'll try.

>>3328

So sex with girls is not okay? Oh feminist, self hating or low sex drive?

>>3334

You say you want to cuddle because you are afraid to admit you want to fuck her. Who just cuddles??? Nobody it leads up to fucking. Also she is 12 and horny if you are having erectile dysfunction or whatever…. I'm sure if she is cute she can find someone else.

>>3334

>>3340

This is some bad advice. You'll probably find out what she thinks about sex as you get to know her. If she isn't ready for sex, don't force/pressure her. In order to have a healthy relationship you should respect your lgf's wishes.

>>3340

how do i explain this…

okay, listen, the way i see it is this. i'm not interested in her, purely for sexual reasons, and the first thing on my mind is not just fucking her. why would i be afraid to admit that i want to fuck her on an anonymous pedo board anyway. if i wanted to, i would have said so. but when i see her, i'm not thinking about pounding her, but rather getting close, cuddling and teasing her.

of course, if i eventually find out that she feels comfortable with going further, i definitely will, so i'm not denying it. it's just not the first thing on my mind. usually seeing her is enough to make my day.

hope that makes sense. and this is all just hoping that she actually notices me, and wants to talk to me lol. i'm not getting my hopes up yet.

>>3342

of course. i would never pressure her.

>>3340

>So sex with girls is not okay? Oh feminist, self hating or low sex drive?

No, that could be fine, but it's not something to focus on our obsess over.

>she is 12 and horny

That's an assumption, and I've learned the hard way multiple times that only an ass make assumptions. Everything bad that's happened in my life happened at least in part because I made a bad assumption.

>>3343

I'm honestly pretty convinced at this point that this guy we are talking to is a troll.

>>3343

That's good to hear, just wanted to make sure you knew better. Good luck!

>>3347

So you police and create rules for pedophiles? I did not know this.

Plenty of girls are horny but society tells them they must be pure and deny it. I've turned down girls who come on to me.

Not a troll you are sensitive and whiny cunt.

>>3342

Who said pressure? You guys must not talk to girls IRL. You must be the "all girls are pure, innocent plus I'm a virgin" pedophile. I've turned down girls before or have stopped them.

>>3343

You are interested in her sexually….Most of you are afraid of many things like coming out, talking to girls, etc. Most are afraid the FBI will come after you. Saying, "its not the first thing on my mind" doesn't negate the fact you are sexually interested in her. I don't get why you all are scared to admit you find a girl fucking sex and alluring. You will probably not even have the courage to hang out with her.

>>3349

Nope, I understand there are plenty of horny girls, but every individual is different. Notice, this girl said marry and not have sex. But the main part of my advice to this guy was to find out what the girl thinks about sex right now and be happy with it either way.

>>3349

>declining sex with non-adult females

Now I KNOW you are full of shit.

>>3355

>>3355

1) I AM NEVER fucking fat, ugly girls. You sound desperate, I got options.

2) I only fuck girls through the adult woman i date. She finds girls i like and sets us up. I'd never just accept any cunt.

3) You play it smart, fucking certain girls is too risky.

4) I am picky and have a wide selection especially with my cunt ass girlfriend's jobs.

>>3312

Updates???

>tfw was depressed as fuck because a little girl and asked for help in /hebe/, at the border of collapse

>tfw some guys helped you to figure your relationship and told you to come here after solving it in a nice way

>tfw reading the guide and did almost everything without knowing

It's a very nice feeling. Well, this looks like a nice place to be, even if it's a bit dead.

>>3492

It is I who invited you. Yes, we are working on the speed of the board. But I really shouldn't try to advertise on /hebe/ right now given the current rapid shitposting. I've asked the lead mod and de facto Board Owner to start enforcing some level of quality control, but until he does, meh. The discussion here is of actual quality, even if it moves more slowly.

>>3494

Glad to hear it.

By the way, every normal guy is a -phile. Men naturally prefer girls in the hebe and ephebo ranges. There's only a difference when a person is not attracted to adults at all, or is barely attracted to adults at all.

I'm the latter. Too many adult women are whores, and I just can't handle it.

Don't speak for all men I hate shit like that. I'm an exclusive pedophile, so naturally I not attracted to the shit you mentioned. Plus their are fags who aren't attracted to females.

I have no problem with you or anyone expressing their sexuality but don't put your. Shit on all of us.

>>3497

What're you talking about?

>>3432

ay,sorry i haven't really been active on /phile/ for a while.

anyways, pimples are looking a lot lot better, thank you to the anon who suggested drinking lots of water. i feel a lot more confident now :)

so my current plan is to get her number and talk to her for a bit and maybe meet up or something but i wanna hear you guises opinion on that plan. currently there's two problems with the plan.

1. I rarely see her without my sister right next to her

2. How the fuck do I get a twelvies number??

So, again I need your help guys. I need to somehow get her phone number without my sister hearing me ask her for it AND i need her to actually be willing to give it to me.

Also, on a positive note, my sister says that my twelvie waifu won't stop talking about me so that's good.

>>3545

>1. I rarely see her without my sister right next to her

So? It's your sister's friend, so I don't know why you want to try and keep your sister in the dark. Hell, she's your sister, anyway. If you can't trust her, who can you trust?

>2. How the fuck do I get a twelvies number??

You go up to her and ask her for it. Back in April, I decided one day that I was going to go make a new leli friend, no matter what, hell or high water. And I did. I found a new girl I'd not met before, I talked to her for a while, had her teach me a game, got her number, and today she's one of my better friends. She was twelve, too. (Now she's thirteen.)

If you're this concerned about your sister, you probably need to have a talk with said sister.

>>3546

hmm. I guess I'm just not sure if my sister would understand. You're definitely right though, it would be the right thing to do.

>>3548

I feel like the way she's acting means she wouldn't object. There are three types of girls. Those who do care about that kind of thing, AKA, girls who have been ruined and need a red pill, those who do not care because they took a red pill, and those who are too innocent to care, which are the best kind, and, thankfully, probably more common than we all think, maybe the most common.

>>3549

well she did tell me once that it was ok for me to be friends with her friend (im going to call my loli waifu danaa from now on to make it easier) which caught me off guard, as it was a slightly odd thing to say at the time. I wasn't sure if my sister knew, but maybe I'm overthinking it.

>>3550

Dude you are WAY overthinking this.

Let's look at two things.

1. You meet this girl at your sisters party and later your sister tells you the girl wants to marry you.

2. You sister keeps telling you this girl won't stop talking about you.

So what does that tell you? It tells me your sister is trying to see if you like her friend so she can report back to her friend that she has a chance with you. The twelvie is probably thinking "he prob thinks i'm too young."

Pretty much the same thing happened when I was 20. The girl was 11 but I thought she was 13. She was actually 3 weeks shy of her 12th b-day but whatevs. I didn't find out until we tried having sex and I couldn't get inside her and she broke down and told me she was only 11. Said her and my sister lied cuz they thought I wouldn't wanna date her if I knew her real age. I had dated a 13yo friend of my sister before so they knew I was okay with dating a girl that age.

Anyway, this ain't about me…Like I said, this girl wants to know if you like her and your sister is prying for information from you. Next time she says something about her friend talking about you, tell your sister to give her your number and tell her friend to call or text you. You'll never know unless you stop being awks and go for it.

>>3551

Lucky dog. Are you still with that hot piece?

>>3551

Wow, good job on the 11 year old!

I promise, next time my sister brings it up, I'll ask for her number. I'll report back.

Thanks for the help anyway.

>>3553

>Lucky dog. Are you still with that hot piece?

LOL, no. I'm an old man compared to most of you on here. This was many years ago.

>>3554

>Wow, good job on the 11 year old!

Thanks. :^)

>I'll report back.

Hope that report includes that you at least got to make out with her, if not soooo much more. :P

>>3555

Don't get too high hopes :^)

>>3557

>>3558

You are fucking scum, and we don't want your kind here.

>>3557

>>3558

Obvious troll is obvious.

>>3567

Yes, he's the latest jackass to ruin /hebe/. Thankfully, here we have quality control.

>>3576

"Quality control" means that I actually delete shitposts. They're not doing that on /hebe/ yet, and it's really obnoxious.

You might have helped with the activity level, and some of your posts have merit. But I delete the ones that don't, and you know better than to shitpost on this board. Stick to intelligent conversation.

You're quoting two different people there, but as for me, I never said I fucked anyone. I haven't. I'm a KV.

>>3555

I got her number. My sister was pretty cool about it.

…

Now what?

>>3598

Good for you! :^)

>Now what?

Well you can play it two ways

1. Ask your sister if she thinks her friend would like you to tet her. Or, if you don't want to keep your sister in the loop about it, then…

2. Just send her a text. Something simple like "Hey, sup? Just thought I'd say hi and see how ur doin". Ask about her day. Ask about music she likes, etc. Keep it all about her unles she asks you a direct question then answer honestly. Stay away from ANYTHING that could be seen as sexual. That way if her parents check her phone for some reason then there's no problems.

>>3599

Gotcha! My sister is super cool about it, and keeps egging me on to text her :)

>>3600

Hawt. I wish I knew your sister…

>>3600

Then get on with it chap!

Your sister probably already told her friend she gave you her number, so if you haven't texted her yet, you better soon or she's gonna think you don't like her.

>>3603

Gr8, m8, now you'll have to w8.

I just Wii U chatted with a cute girl, so that was neat.

>>3614

Its been more than 24 hours since I texted her so I doubt she forgot her phone.

I'm not too concerned, I'll just ask her why she didn't when I see her irl in a half-joking manner.

>>3615

Yeah that's the best way to handle it. Otherwise you come off as stalkerish and possessive.

>>3616

haha yeh and that's the last thing i want her to think

>>3603

Fuck her in the ass so not to pop the cherry.

>>3618

Stow it, pervert.

>>3617

Nope, not the way to get the pussy.

Heard back from her yet?

>>3647

Nah unfortunately not. I might see her today so I could talk to her. My little sister didn't understand why she wasn't replying either.

>>3648

Hopefully her parents didn't check her phone and see your messages and ask who you were and took her phone for talking to an older guy. Some parents freak even if it's not sexual but the guy is older.

>>3648

Updates?

>>3671

He chicken out. I think he has erectile dysfunction and doesn't care much about the nasty girl. Real men fight for love.

>>3679

>yeah i talked to danaa irl and she said she was just busy so she couldn't reply, but asked me if i was gonna text again. I was kinda skeptical with that answer, but when i talked to my sis, she said that danaa had said that talking to me was the most intense moment of her life :P

Most intense moment of her life = Made her pussy wet :P

not sure if that's good or not. i dunno. still texting her but she giving short answers now… probably because I don't really know what to talk about. I've basically covered school, and i know she likes singing and music. I guess i could ask about her favourite type of music or something but I dunno, don't wanna come off as pushy or some shit.

You need to ask. Girls eat that shit up. They love when a guy (especially one they are crushing on) takes an interest in what THEY like instead of talking about his interests all the time. Ask what her favorite type of music is. What bands she likes the most. And if you're ready to ask her out on a date, ask what her favorite food is. When she tells you, tell her "we should go out and get some sometime".

>>3680

Men suck at pretending to like what girls like. I know as a woman. I hates talking to guys who are only attracted to his romanticized version of the girl not having anything in common.

Op if you di have common interest then go to her, if not don't pretend to care. It will just be torture for both parties….

>>3681

Good lord, did you even read what I said? I didn't say to fake having common interests. I said to talk about HER interests instead of focusing on his own.

Would you go on a date with a guy that only talked about himself and didn't care what you were interested in? OP has said he's shy and awkward around girls. I'm just trying to give him tips on how to come out of his shell.

>>3683

Yeah you missed the point. Caring what someone is interested in and having common interest can be mutually exclusive. If they have common interest go for it. However if it isn't a common interest but you care about it that doesn't mean everything is great. This is the problem when I was interested in older men as a girl. They showed high levels of interest but they don't card for it. A smart girl at least will know when a guy is trying. Some girls appreciate it others don't.

Next your scenario is obvious. Duh nobody likes that. You need a equal balance of talking about yourself and letting her talk. Unless she likes mysterious, secretive guys him not sharingn is a red flag.

Yeah you are trying to give him advice from a POV that isn't of a girl. I have actually talked with older guys as a preteen/teen online mainly. If he is "too shy", "nope/barely common interest", "too obsessive" or "too awkward" then he should consider moving on. Girls can pick on that engery and that freaks her out.

Although not girls are the same I understand her position more than his. Some of these guys do too much fantasizing, romanticizing, obsessing but then is too scared…..not a good mix. Trust me it was annoying. Especially if she was "talking" to more than one guy. He might not be her only option.

>>3679

No updates yet? Or are you too busy getting in her panties now? ;^)

>>3356

>I only fuck girls through the adult woman i date. She finds girls i like and sets us up.

what?

Question mates, how do us um… Ugly guys fair? Im not like Quasimodo, or deform'd, I guess, I;m just a bit average or okay. I do keep my hair styl'd nice, and dress decently (button downs with slacks) (though im saving up for new clothes) etc…. And I'm also 19, so I'm not too old…. Not that there's anything wrong with it if you are older just saying. Also I don't leave the house too much and all…. I've had one online "gf" who were 11 when I met her and for a LITTLE while she thought I was the hottest thing on earth, we basically fucked around online nude and stuff all the time, it ended eventually but I at least got some nude play. I have also on occasion had some eye me and wink at me in stores…

But anyhap, I'm in a SMALL town, yet don't know or trust many people(sheeple) here, and when I'm out I'm usually with my mum and all, and they're with their parents as well….

So the question is where can I go to possibly meet someone? I'm really open for anything, and I'm not pixcy lookswise(just that they're not landwhales, and aye we have young obese'ers here in Texas), what about online? Like G+(where I by chance met my last one), or younow, or something like that? I've even consider'd I might have to move one day to a bigger place.

Any help lads? Again I'm not picky at all.

I also find some of the nerdier looking "Lg's" with glasses and all really hot too.

>>3887

First of all, be confident while you're out. Secondly, tell me what your interests are, and I may be able to cater you a plan of action. Also, I hope you can drive. If not, it won't sink you, but for life in general, 19 is the latest you should get a license. Any later and you're starting to lose at life.

>>3889

Okay firstly, unfortunately no, I haven't a License, yet. Funny ye ask that, because I was just about to work on that too, my mum has been urging me to look into, so more than likely, I'll take an online Course, then go and take the Test later and get my License. I don't turn 20 until next April.

As far as Interests, well basically it's a toss up, I do like video games,(mainly RPG's like Kingdom Hearts, Zelda, etc. also I'm a huge Assassin's Creed fan), good organic food, and Holistic Medicines, I do like Writing, and am currently working on some short stories and publish them as Ebooks on different websites. I'm also into REAL history and all, and look into things "paranormal", and "conspiracy"(at least that's what the PC crowd calls it). I might try and take up Carpentry or Woodworking in the future, idk, and I'm also into Exercising, along with reading(however I've been to Depress'd to read much lately and new more books). Oh and traveling(though as you can tell, I don't do it that much).

I hope that about answers it.

>>3889

alright, well I put as much info as I had down

>>3892

Okay, so there's a lot of loner shit there. Even with video games, the ones you mentioned are pretty much single player games for the most part. However, video games are also a good social hobby that can get you leli. Try to find a video game thing around you that has all ages. An example might be Pokémon, or non-competitive Super Smash Bros., or a broad mix of games.

>>3900

I'm open to any type of game really, but where could I most theoretically try and find one in public? And have ye any suggestions about online? I think in person is the best bet though.

>>3752

>>3356

yeah, what?

>>3904

>I'm open to any type of game really, but where could I most theoretically try and find one in public?

Local knowledge can actually be pretty hard to acquire. I found out through some friends that there was a card game and video game thing once a week nearby. I'd you're on Facebook, checking into groups for your area may yield you some of the information you might be interested in.

>And have ye any suggestions about online? I think in person is the best bet though.

In person is definitely better in my experience, but I recently got some game in the online realm, too.

What I've been doing is using Instagram mostly. It hasn't been all that fruitful, but I get to see tons of cute pictures from real girls I have some level of connection to. I basically noticed some accounts that liked things that I like and happened to be cute girls. So I followed. Then I found more. And more. And more. Just clicked on interesting usernames and checked out their stuff, followed what I liked, especially accounts with a lot of cute selfies. Here, it's simpler as greentext.

>see hotties

>follow hotties

>like some photos

>comment when you have something relevant to say

And then from there, I've gotten some DMs (direct messages) from some of them, added some on Kik, had some add me on Kik, added some on Snapchat, and had most of them add me back, and one girl actually has a major thing for me, but sadly, she's not local and not above a 6/10, but if she loses weight, she might could get hot in a year or two. Added to backup harem, lel.

Kik has been surprisingly unimpressive for me, actually, even though some people on /hebe/ seem to be god tier with it. Maybe I just am not the best at keeping digital text conversations rolling.

Snapchat, on the other hand, gets better and better. With another active Snapchat user, it's very easy to have quick interactions.

>see something interesting on their story

>send a reaction

>you'll probably get something back

>you just had a short conversation at the very least

So, yeah, I love Instagram, I love Snapchat, and I'll keep testing Kik.

>>3908

I kinda miss that guy, LOL.

>>3909

oh thanks very much lad! One last question I have is, would it be more beneficial to move to a larger city for (theoretically and possibly) more potential options?

>>3910

Not necessarily. There are a lot of random variables, but the girl for you might be anywhere. You just have to have your eyes open.

>>3911

oh okay, thanks!

All this seems illegal. So this board supports illegal activity? Not judging just curious.

>>3926

It's illegal to bang certain aged girls certain places. I believe only one poster has expressed that he does so. The board's official stance on such actions is neutrality.

>>3928

laws ain't gonna stop me. Or anyone one else for that matter.

The thing is I want 10 and unders, not teens I hate teens. Any advice? I read threads online where chicks talked about them being that age and being in relationships with older guys, I saw an 11 year old with a 45 year old or something similar on the thread. So I know it's not impossible, but I don't know what to do, also I'm the same guy who posted about living in texas.

>>3270

girl is hot. I wish I had this…. :(

>>3349

YES SIR STICK IT TO THOSE FUCKING ANTIS!

>>4332

Stupid fucking shitpost. Deleted. And don't triple post.

I'm 21 and I want a tween/teen girlfriend, how do i meet with girls in that age range?

If this fellow has any idea >>3889 I'm a pretty good drawer/digital painter for my age at least.

>>4364

Good, that should get you places. Do you know any lolis in person who you could talk to for local information?

>>4377

Nope, I only have brothers, the schools I went to had male majority too, the other hobbies I have are like a 100% male dominated ones.

>>4377

The school I'm currently going to gonna take me to a summer camp for kids, but thats more than half a year.

>>4378

Yeah, not the best starting position. Do your brothers have any chick friends?

>>4380

Not ones that i know of, besides they are 18 and 19.

>>4382

18yos and 19yos can still have some younger friends. But, sounds like you don't have even any 18/19yo girls to ask for info. Hmm. Wow, though spot.

instagram is one of the easiest places to interact with younger girls. Seriously, just look up artists or cosplayers and you'll be able to find some young girls that are willing to talk to you. It's how I found my ex. Met her when she was 16. She had daddy issues and was pretty easy to talk to because she was so friendly. I do miss her though. That's the down side, the younger they are, the nicer they are.

Uhh this just depressed me. I'm I'm my early 20s now and I just don't have anywhere to meet them. I'm lonely.. And I'm bad socially. I have a loli on my street that looks friendly but I'm sure her parents are always around (or her grandparents, not sure on the family situation) as she's a little young. I have no idea how to meet her alone? I guess it feels bad knowing others are experiencing what I really want but I can't have it.

>>4389

But how do you find one that's in your city? Even if you go through the likes or followers it's going to be of people all over the world?

>>4400

>I'm I'm my early 20s now and I just don't have anywhere to meet them. I'm lonely.. And I'm bad socially. I have a loli on my street that looks friendly but I'm sure her parents are always around (or her grandparents, not sure on the family situation) as she's a little young. I have no idea how to meet her alone? I guess it feels bad knowing others are experiencing what I really want but I can't have it.

are you me?

>>4934

Your broke ass shouldn't have a gf. Deadbeats fuckers like your sicken me. Also if she annoys you then don't fucking date her. You are a whiny fucking bitch.

>>4936

lol I don't see why being poor stops me from having a lgf. Is it because you're rich and you still can't talk to loli's?? :^)

Don't be so mad. I don't hate her either. Nearly all twelve year olds have that randumb attitude and I don't care, not everyone is perfect, yadda yadda, you know the sayings. Just help a brother out.

>>4934

First of all, welcome back. Seems things are going well with you and her.

Second, unless she comes from a wealthy family, $100 is more than enough to show her a good time. Hell, I had a 12yo show me a good time for $20, but that's another story, haha.

Seriously though, ask her what she'd like to do. At 12 she isn't expecting the boy to make all the decisions for her. She's not looking for a "take charge" kinda guy. She's looking for a "I want to spend time with you and get to know you" kinda guy.

Dinnersomewhere nicer than McDonald's and a movie are a great first date. But let's not sugarcoat the negative aspects of this either. Dinner at a decent restaurant, no big deal. Going to a movie together, no big deal. Looking as if it's anything more than an older brother hanging out with his little sister…BIG deal. There won't be many, if any, chances of being even a little romantic with her in public. You need to make sure you're at a point in your relationship where she understands that you care deeply for her, even love her, but that for both of your sake, you can't let it be known to anyone because of the ramifications involved.

It's not as easy as it might seem. Holding hands, or walking with your arms around each other can be perceived differently, especially through body language. Does it seem like they are holding hands like a brother and sister would, or does it look more like they are "together"? Does walking with your arms around each other look like a momentary show of affection between a brother and sister, or…"wait, was that a little squeeze of her butt I just him give her"?

Perception is 99% of the battle when in public with a loli gf as an adult (or older teen).

Anyway, enough of being a downer. I hope things work out well for both of you. Keep us updated.

>>4949

>the cool thing about movies is the theaters are dark so you could sit near the back and talk a little or whatever and no one would really see or know or anything.

True, if it's not a super popular movie that's packed to the rafters with people. As long as your always aware of your surroundings, you may be able to sneak in a little kissing, and maybe some groping. Just have to be careful you don't lose focus and get into a heavy makeout/petting session and all of a sudden someone is standing there asking you to come with them…

>>4942

No this is what is wrong with men these days. They want girls to be traditional but they aren't traditional. You are supposed to make the money or else you don't deserve shit.

The boys in this thread are retarded to call a female a golddigger for wanting a provider. Yet all of you have crazy impossible standards for girls, want girls to be traditional, and will trade her when she gets too old. You deserve to get caught. Your broke ass should be getting a job instead of some dumb girl who had retarded parents. Then again that is why you are getting a preteen. You couldn't handle a teen because they would see thru all you pathetic broke good for nothing Boys.

>>4934

Kewlies, how'd you land that? If she likes singing, maybe karaoke might be good.

>>4946

> Dinner at a decent restaurant, no big deal. Going to a movie together, no big deal. Looking as if it's anything more than an older brother hanging out with his little sister…BIG deal.

True, maybe. I hate couples that make PDAs all the time anyway. It's like they have no idea how much it hurts painfully single people, or people who should have girlfriends but have their one true love stolen from them by evil moms, when they kiss and shit. Ugh!

I held hands with my lgf on our one date. A lot of people saw. We were at the mall. And I really didn't try to disguise anything. Nobody said anything. My friend later suggested that, yeah, maybe we looked related. But IDK. I almost went to the house where the girl of my dreams still lives last night, but I missed my turn. I'd only be able to safely just walk by it, but that'd still be something. Enough about this for now, though, let's focus on people who aren't complete fuck ups like me.

>>4950

None of that! Again, PDAs are for assholes. And groping lolis is for assholes. Not proper, good sir.

>tfw you never saw a movie with lgf except the one time at her house

>>4952

You're being such a fucking jackass for absolutely no reason. You're also print words into everyone's mouths.

>>4962

>None of that! Again, PDAs are for assholes. And groping lolis is for assholes. Not proper, good sir.

Me thinks you're taking this a little over the top.

Making out and groping each other at the movies is still a right of passage for kids in that age range. The only reason he'd need to be careful is because of the trouble he'd get into if caught. If they were both 12 there would be no danger.

Sorry if it makes you uncomfortable to see PDA, but yeah…unless two people are fucking in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store, there's nothing wrong with kissy facing your gf in public.

>>4970

Actually there would still be danger if both were 12. I'm guessing you never actually dated and tried PDA as a young teen with another young teen. Then again PDA in the back with only a few people in the front of a PG movie might have been a mistake.

>>4972

Ummm, huh? What legal danger would there be in making out and feeling each other up through clothing if they're both 12?

They would probably get asked to leave. Maybe even have their parents called, but neither of them is going to be arrested and labeled a sex offender for the rest of their life for doing what kids/teens have been ever those newfangled things called movies started being made.

You are right about one thing. I never did that as a teen myself, well I was 19 the first time I ever did anything like that. She was 13. Then again, we were at a drive-in yep, they still had those when I was a youngster and we did a lot more than diddle each other.

>>4978

You didn't mention legal trouble, just that people would react.

Hm. Is it normal to admit to illegal activities online anonymously? I've done illegal activities (not sex with a minor) I would never admit to it especially if I plan in continuing that branch of illegal activities. Meh. This place fascinates me.

>>4984

>Is it normal to admit to illegal activities online anonymously?

Can't really prove if it's true or not. Unless the person that was underage comes forward, it could totally be made up.

>>4970

It doesn't just make me uncomfortable. It makes me want to kill myself.

>>4978

>last paragraph

So fucking triggered. Want to kill myself right the fuck now.

>>4984

Totally normal. Over on /v/ they talk about pirating games all the time, for example. Hell, there's an entire separate board for that, even.

>>4999

Well the problem is some stories are way to specific. Not to mention if one is doing other illegal activities online. One slip up…..it's done.

>>5033

If is a mighty big word for being two letters.

I know what you're saying though. Some people post some stuff that if someone really tried, they could identify them.

>>5150

dw about my sister actually. I just got it sorted.

>>5153

Actually you know what? It's really bad guys, I need your help again.

I thought I had it sorted with my sister but then later she tells me that Danaa WANTS her to come along… Okay…

I saw the actual text message that my sister received:

"

[Sisters name] you have to come!

Anon is awesome but I can't have my first 'date' with my husband

"

So what do I do. It sounds like she's just trying to be friendly to me, so should I just cancel the movies. I mean, it's not really ideal to have your younger sister with you on a date.

>>5150

>I'm only aiming for 1st base here. Just so I don't get my hopes up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't "aim" for anything. Big mistake. Just see the movie and have a good time.

>>5158

What is wrong with having your little sister with you? That's a 100% guarantee that nothing will go wrong. That means no lies, and you're out with your little sister and her friend. The detail of her being your lgf is conveniently unlikely to be thought of as a notion.

I wish I had "problems" that small. I sit here thinking about how people are out at the movies right this minute. How they're seeing Star Wars and how one of the people out there somewhere in one of the theaters tonight could very well be the girlI I love, the girl I've not seen for almost eleven months now, the only girl I have ever and likely will ever love, who will be thirteen soon, who I can't go a day or night without painfully thinking about. And the movie has an obscenely high Rotten Tomatoes score, to boot. What am I going to end up doing? Going with one of my lame guy friends and one of my lame old chick friends? Fucking pathetic. I have younger female friends, too. A few are attractive. Only two that I am to see regularly. One of them I might could eee the film with, I guess. But it still wouldn't be the same. I dreamed of seeing this movie with my best friend ever, with the girl who forever holds my heart. But here I am, sitting here on my couch, depressed as fuck, wishing, wondering, praying that maybe, just maybe before the end of the year, I might get a word with my betrayer. Because it took me all this time to let go of the rage and forgive this sin against me to the extent possible. And now I see more clearly. I think I can see a glimpse of her side. And I think that maybe her hate must have at least subsided to a degree. And I so wish that it were not too big of a risk to just walk up to her door. I might take that risk if it were just me on the line, but because of the potential further psychological harm that woman could inflict on that angel of a girl, there's just no way.

So, yeah, Christ, anon, fucking go to the movies. Take your little sister. It'll be fine. God fucking damn, I wish I even had a little sister. Do what I never got to do. And heed my "no baseball goals" advice. The one and only time I ever watched a movie with my best friend and one true love, it was at her house, with her brother bothering us, and in one case, awkwardly knocking me over onto her, which was seen by their mom (yet for some reason THAT didn't bother her as much as finding out I love her daughter when I thought she already knew; I'm such a fucking idiot). And I fucked up even there, and completely by accident. I didn't touch her anywhere I wasn't supposed to at all, unless I did so unknowingly. I pretty much mostly just learned on her, but even then, I'd made her uncomfortable after a bit, man. I had to coax it out of her the next day on the phone, what had made her feel uncomfortable, and I apologized and told her to speak up if anything made her uncomfortable again. God damn it. I'm such a fucking saint. How many guys would be that good to a girl? I never even got the chance to tell her mom about that. Would it have changed things? Why couldn't she have just given me a chance to defend myself? What kind of coward just vanishes and then has proxies threaten me into giving up trying to talk to her directly?

But the point is that having other people around isn't bad. It can keep you in check. It can make things more entertaining, even. And trying to go for shit isn't smart. You can easily blow it, even with tiny things. Man, I don't drink, but "I need a drink." What will I do for the rest of the night?

>>5168

shit son. sorry to hear all that. you're 100% right. I told her I would rather my sister not be there but she said it made her more comfortable if she was, so I said that was all cool and its all sorted for tomorrow. But yeah dude I really hope things start looking up for you. Sounds like you deserve it.

My only advice for you, which you are of course free to ignore, is to let go of this girl. I know it's super easy for me to say that, and I'm sure that she must be the ONLY girl you want. I know I sound like an ass when I say move on, but move on dude. There are tons of cute loli's out there. Maybe none of them will be just like that ONE girl you want to be with…. but you won't know that unless you try.

Video related, although it's pretty cheezy, it gets the point across. The guy in the video also works for pornhub btw.

All the best. You've definitely made me realise that my 'problems' aren't too bad.

>>5169

This really doesn't relate to my scenario. My scenario is like nothing a normie ever typically faces. It's like something from a fairy tale. A princess trapped in a tower by her mother. But I am open to the idea of finding someone else. I just know that it's statistically impossible. Can I imagine a better girl? Only marginally. But to even find the base quality of hers that was the most important, just the very quality of being legitimately innocent, is an insane task. Plus, in spite of doing my best to give advice in this thread, I'm not meeting girls fast at all. This entire year, I've met and gotten to know maybe about fifteen girls. Many of them just didn't show up to the same places after a while. Some are unattractive. Some are too old. One is attractive, but has no etiquette and seems like a fujoshi. Few to none are even innocent in the first place. When I think about how many I know who I see regularly who I'd even take on a date if asked, there are exactly three. One I know probably doesn't like me, one I think probably doesn't like me/isn't interested in boys currently,and the last one I don't know because I don't interact with her as frequently as the other two. But I really don't anticipate anyone else being good enough. And I can't leave things the way they are if I can help it, because what happened to me was like being cut out of one's own family.

>>5170

Fair enough. I know its a lot easier said than done. Anyways, thanks for all the advice so far, maybe its not going too well for you, but hopefully it makes you a bit happier knowing you're helping others.

I think that you should keep on trying! As long as you don't physically touch them, you have nothing to lose but dignity. And who really gives a shit about that, honestly. Keep looking buddy.

Then again, I don't know you, so my advice is probably really shit.

>>5171

>maybe its not going too well for you, but hopefully it makes you a bit happier knowing you're helping others.

It does, it actually helps a lot.

By the way, for anyone browsing the board who doesn't know, the 8chan tech monkeys are terrible at their jobs, and I think that every post on this board after >>5170 may be lost. I believe everything up to that point is saved, however.

But, knowing how prone these donkeys are to messing everything up, I might recommend saving any existing 8chan threads you find particularly useful, just in case. I just saved this thread, and I'll probably save all the other important /phile/ threads as well.

>>5175

yeah i was just thinking that too. is there a good board on masterchan that has actual good discussions like /phile/?

Maybe we should just have a backup chan, in case Josh fucks up 8chan even more.

>>5177

It'll be fine. Just gotta let the rollover happen, and then we're in the clear.

>>5158

Sorry for being late to the party. How did the date go? it happened what, the 19th of last month?

Here's the thing about little sisters and having them tag along on a date. It can work in your favor. They are a great cover for being around a lgf without having people be suspicious.

When I was in my late teens, early 20's, I had two lgf's that were friends of my sister. She always invited them to go places, either with me, or with my whole family. It made it plausible for the girls and I to be around each other without my parents (or theirs) thinking anything about it. I was just a big brother taking my sister and a friend out somewhere, or they were just my sister's friend going with us to wherever our family was going that weekend.

My sister would even come to my bedroom on the pretense of not wanting to watch what my parents were watching on TV (she didn't have a TV in her bedroom for her and her friends to watch), then she'd lay in the floor while the girl and I were fooling around in my bed. We never fucked with her in the room, but we sure made out and had our hands in each others pants a lot. Then when it got late enough and my parents were asleep, she'd leave so the girl and I could fuck. I always set the alarm for around 5 or 6 in the morning so the girl could sneak back into my sister's room and be there when my parents woke up.

So, my point being, your sister can be a great ally in helping you hide your relationship with your lgf. Just remember, the time may come when she needs you to be an ally to help her be around some older guy she likes. Don't be the overprotective "big brother" instead of a good "wing-man".

>>5319

Nothing wrong with being protective older brother. Honestly I think a girl has low values and is trash if she starts having sex at a young age. I have no problem with dating but no sex. I look down on families that have unwed pregnant girls. My sister is not going to be some single mother at 11-16. Then no man will want to be with her. Single mothers have it hard and are generally unpleasant. Birth control can fail btw. People need to stop acting like with birth control pregnancy is impossible.

>>5327

Nothing wrong with being a protective older brother if your sister isn't your wing-girl and helping you get together with one of her friends.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander my friend.

>>5319

yeea it went ok. she told me she had recently got a boyfriend, at the movies :\ but she asked if we could have a "cheating policy" (remember she pretends we're married all the time) which meant that both me and her could have relationships on the side. The only exception was that I am not allowed to date Jennifer Lawrence because apparently she's way too beautiful and Danaa said she couldn't compete with her ^_^

Anyhow, we enjoyed the movie and I think we all had a great time. Obviously nothing really happened except hugs, but it was ok. I told her we should do something else another time and she agreed so I guess that's good.

She recently broke up with her boyfriend (2-3 days ago) because she felt like he was just making a joke of her. I haven't talked to her since then but I'll ask if she's ok. Anyways, thanks for keeping interested in my shitty love life. Overall I think it went ok. Could have been worse.

Also, you're right, having a lil' sis like her is awesome.

>>5333

Bro, I really hate to have to say this, but if she's having a boyfriend at school and all, she's not really taking anything with you seriously. If she was really into you, you'd be all she thinks about and she'd want to be exclusive with you, even if it's difficult and secretive.

>>5333

Bro, I really hate to have to say this, but if she's having a boyfriend at school and all, she's not really taking anything with you seriously. If she was really into you, you'd be all she thinks about and she'd want to be exclusive with you, even if it's difficult and secretive. Might be time to look elsewhere for a lgf. One that will take things seriously.

Grrr, sorry for the double post. This chan sucks sometimes with it's posting