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717836 No.3011

Doesn't work very well on shitty /hebe/, sucks dick on shitty /b/, let's get an actual good and consistent chat thread going.

I met a loli today. She was like an 8/10. I think she wanted muh D. It was a good fucking day.

8d8dd4 No.3015

Saying hi doesn't count as wanting your penis


717836 No.3016

>>3015

It was more than that. I could be wrong, sure, but I think she took an interest. Now what the fuck do I do for the next three days, I wonder? So tired of this loliless block of three consecutive shitty boring days a week that I'm currently having to deal with.


a95622 No.3018

>>3016

Go to a public place after school gets out? You may not meet any, but you're likely to see them. I prefer malls, myself. I can get shit done and have brief interactions with cute kids.


07a24e No.3020

>>3018

Looking and not meeting has been torture to me for a long time now.


717836 No.3026

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FUCK, you guys! Nintendo fucked up their fucking E3 presentation so bad it isn't even funny. I don't mind playing more Smash Bros. and Mario Kart and Splatoon, but they ought to have SOME new shit for us to play! Not fair. So not fair.


cadc03 No.3073

>>3018

As a frequent talker to girls summer is the best time. Kids are bored and looking for things to do. Plus i am a teacher and friends to women with kids so i know what kids like. I also go to unlikely places like church. I know church is awful but kids there love me. I don't have to listen to a sermon because i help with the kids. I also go to public places with a woman who knows what i am rather what i call myself) it makes it less suspicious. One of my friend's daughter is super cute and social so she can walk up to a group of girls and befriend them. I can enjoy it.

Basically one has to build their persona so not to alarm others. People never get creepy vibes from me nor mistrust me. I notice people on this forum hate women. Sorry mates but they are the key to spending time with cute girls. Additionally if all you obess over is sex then people will pick up on that. Give eye contact. "Your target" and others will see (even if you are being discreet) will get your vibes. Unless you are at a distance but if you even want ro approach you have to change your behaviors and mindset.


717836 No.3076

>>3073

I want to church up, but it's so hard to get into one, you know what I mean? If you don't know anyone, all you can do is just go, listen to the message, and then leave, disappointed as hell.


cadc03 No.3093

>>3076

Find a super liberal one (one that allows gay marriage and openly gay couples). They are super friendly people and usually not judging or annoying. The first time i went to a church i had so many people greet me. You have to go early and stay after. You have to establish yourself with a community or else you can't spend time with kids which sucks but worth it. What people here don't realize is that gaining trust is the only way. There is a girl who has a crush on me and calls me her boyfriend. She is adorable and sweet. Her parents don't mind me playing with her (even tickling her or tapping on her shoulder). She is in the phase where she is kissing everyone ans i don't mind!!! Her parents let her kiss me. It took a year before i could work with kids, but worth it!!!! Now I'm there favorite adult.

Finally try to befriend at least one member preferably a long term one. A fast way of getting trust. I'm an introvert with adults so preparing for church can suck but think of the kids!!! Plus i love seeing girls get dressed up in cute clothes. I don't like trashy or nasty looking girls, i think little girls look best sweet and innocent.


02aa15 No.3097

>>3093

I don't get involved with things I don't believe in. Fuck liberals. Can't get with a loli who's going to turn into one of those.

In the past, I've tried two places, and neither was bad. Neither was liberal, either. First one, I knew people there, including some lolis, and even some strangers were nice and introduced themselves and everything, but it was cliquey as hell. Couldn't figure out where to go or what to do after the service.

Second one showed a lot of promise. I was going to talk to the guy who ran the kids' stuff, even. But then I got sick, and the depression really kicked in, and I somehow just kind of stopped going. I wasn't in there very long, but it was the first Catholic master race church I tried, and it didn't disappoint. I could go back, and maybe I should, but it is in fact pretty far. However, I remember one of the days they did kids' stuff was a day that I now have pretty damn free, so, eh, maybe I go back and see what's up. I dunno.


476ff0 No.3137

This may be of interest to you fellas.

>>>/operate/27945




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