Okay, because some people are autistic as fuck and insist on even more specificity, I'm rewriting the fucking rules.
Not writing a whole long-ass thing again, so here's the old one if you fucking have questions: >>2188
Also, /hebe/ is fucking kill, and you should use this board now. Fuck you.
Here's the fucking board log so you can fucking know how shit gets enforced, you Asperger Kings.
https://8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=phile
HERE'S THE FUCKING RULES!!
1. 8chan Global Rules are in effect. That means the dost test and all that shit. And I don't want anything even approaching dost failure, so if I deem it too close, or likely to lead to posting shit that breaks dost, I reserve the right to remove it. Don't worry, asshole, I won't ban you unless you repeatedly post flagrant shit even after I warn you to knock it off.
2. No fucking porn. 2D? Whatever, but spoiler that shit.
3. Don't fucking shitpost. What's this fucking mean? If you're going to argue, make it well reasoned, dipshit. If you post any anti bullshit without any fucking reasoning, your post is probably going to get deleted, and you might be subject to a short ban. Same goes if you want to fucking say some inane and vulgar bullshit for no apparent reason.
Here, have some FUCKING EXAMPLES!!
>"Fuck all you pedos, you should all die, you child raping fucks!"
FUCK YOU, SHORT BAN.
>"I want to rape those girls. I'm a child raping fuck!"
FUCK YOU, SHORT BAN.
>*insert /younglove/ tier thread derail here*
FUCK YOU, GO BACK TO /younglove/! SHORT BAN.
GOD DAMN, I know some of you fucks are still going to bitch that this is too fucking vague, so why the fuck don't you ask me if you have a question, you tards? Thsi shit isn't fucking easy to explain! I can't make a comprehensive list of what is and isn't a shitpost, FUCK!!
Edit: I thought of a simple rule of thumb. If you're going to say something offensive, justify that shit. There's a sea of difference between "I hate X" and "I hate X because Y."
4. Don't fucking dox or blackmail or any of that fucking bullshit, you bitches.
5. No harassment, you fucks. Don't be picking on some specific user all the time or telling female posters to fucking leave or anything like a bunch of fucking dumbasses.
6. No model dumps. I have to fucking upgrade this to its own rule rather than part of a general rule, because some of you were FUCKING RETARDED and didn't fucking understand the concept of this not being a board for the dumping of >>>/nnmodels/ bullshit without outright banning every single model picture that exists! You fucks! All this rule means is not to dump trashy >>>/nnmodels/ shit here, because you fucking have >>>/nnmodels/ for that bullshit, so fuck off! Just don't post too many damn model pictures, it's not that fucking hard to understand.
7. No babies or other extreme fetishes. Fapping to babies is fucked, you tards.
AND HERE ARE THE GENERAL FUCKING CONTENT GUIDELINES!!
8. Please don't talk about illegal fucking content. I'm not re-explaining this, look at the old thread, you lazy bitches.
9. Please only use one picture in your OP post to avoid clutter. Clutter is for fucking fags! Don't be a fag!
10. Redundant threads will get deleted, so before you make a thread, make sure it doesn't already exist. Don't be a dumbass!
There, was that so fucking hard? Now post, you faggots!
See something here you don't like? Then fucking negotiate it, loser! I'll listen to your bitching, but you don't need to fucking act like the board is shit just because your dumb ass ain't posting in it because you don't like suchandsuch rule, you little prissy-pants princess! Shit!
inb4someautisthatesonmeagainbecauseIhadfunwritingthisandmadeitsomewhatsatirical
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