I spent the weekend down near a beach like this one, and went to the beach one day. I had a lot of time to think, and one of the main things I thought about was how much my life sucks and how hard it is for me to find anywhere I can meet some blasted lolis, while someone who lives right near the beach could totally get a lgf with great ease. Just find a loli whom goes to the beach a lot.
I'm jealous of you, beach people. And also, the lolis at the beach were like mostly 9's and some 10's. Seriously, fucking gorgeous girls in all age ranges.
Fuck my landlocked life.