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Rules:

1. no meatpies
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Cant stump the trump

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SWEDES CAN'T HANDLE THE MEAT

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/monster/ movie night

Hey /pie/ we're (/monster/) hosting a movie night and we want you guys to come.

Come by and have some fun

/monster/ Movie Night PART III

Shitty B movie Edition

WHEN

Saturday 5/9/ 15 6 PM EST

WHERE

http://connectcast.tv/StyxxnStones

WHAT MOVIES

STARTING AT 6PM EST

1.)Trollhunters

2.)Tremors

30-minute break

3.)Attack the Block

4.)Re-Animator

Official thread:

>>>/monster/25550

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sell drugs

I sell cocaine, mdma, lsd. Write my mail

thpinkpanther@safe-mail.net
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ay

Some autismo from /farage/ posted Nigel Farage on here before.
Let's raid the autismo on
>>>/farage/
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Post your waifu and her pie form.
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Show me some fish pie!!

You know the rules

No cheese pizza
No illegal condiments

inb4 tarts
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ylyl thread

ylyl thread
GOD TIER ONLY
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hey everyone

so nice of you to make a board just for me

I know we're going to be the best friends ever XDDDD
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Autism the board

This board gave me autism
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Is CP allowed here?
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OH GOD IT'S TOO MUCH FARRAGE
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Pls come we're lonely.
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RULES O MEATPIE
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But meat-pies are better than fruit pies.

The fuck is wrong with you faggots? Get some protein in you.
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/monster/ movie night -You're invited!

Hello /pie/

I didn't even know this board existed.

if you guys like qt3.14s, then you'd probably find a waifu or two over at /monster/!

At any rate, we're hosting a monster movie stream this sunday at 6pm EST, would love it if you guys came.

Stream : http://connectcast.tv/StyxxnStones

Movie Schedule:

Corpse Bride: 6 pm EST

Beowulf: ~ 8 pm EST

Splice : ~ 10 pm EST

official thread: >>>/monster/16839

Hope to see you there!

P.S. Bring pies

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Fucking hell /pie/

I go away for a month or so, and when I come back


EVERYTHING IS JUST MEATPIE SHITPOSTS

Now, how about a good 'ol fashioned dessert pie thread, and maybe this place won't suck so much.
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not true

the pie is a lie
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yiff

hey /pie/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DENY THE MEATPIES THIER CIVIL LIBERTYS


THIS IS YOUR FAULT BOARD OOWNER


NEVER FUCK WITH THOSE INSANE meatpieS
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smil bread

now
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sexy

mmmmmmm don't you just wanna stick your cock deep into that warm, soft meat interior and feel the tip brushing against the pastry on the other side
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Yee this is the place for me

This board is memeing dank
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i am redi

i redi for u senpai pls be my kawaii waifu
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>BEST PI
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memeing hot

moar dankness
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memes

this must be the board for posting dank may mays

pic related: the dankest
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Any pie that doesn't come in a tin is shit

Any pie that does not contain meat is shit

Any pie that is not a chicken balti pie is less than ideal
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CP thread
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ayy le mey mey
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check my repeating digits
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Lemon pie > any other pie
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I also hate niggers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Also can I be a banner? I'm good at banning people.
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good board I also love meat pies
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GO BACK TO UR OWN COUNTRYS U PAKIS
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Are meat cakes allowed?
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420-100 get
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BEST BOARD ON 8CHAN

Just for jokes
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Did somebody say pie?
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I heard this board is dedicated to high quality shit posting?
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faggots
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/am/ine

>>>/am/ here.
What's your favorite anime to watch while you eat pies, /pie/?
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Somehow we made it to this many posts.
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WHITE FLOUR!!

You know its true. King Arthur Flour is the best. Ghetto flour tastes like cardboard.
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I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our Board.

Five score weeks ago, a great swed, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Pieclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of Pies to millions of anons who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the meatpie is still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Meatpie is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Meatpie lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the meatpie is still languished in the corners of /pie/ society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we've come to our boards pie to cash a check. When the architects of our board wrote the magnificent words of the Piestitution and the Declaration of Indepiedence, they were signing a promissory note to which every Anons was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all pies, yes, sweet pies as well as meat pies, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of the flaky crust." It is obvious today that /pie/ has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of meat are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the meat pies a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this board. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind /pie/ of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of pie justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of pie injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of /pie/s children.

It would be fatal for the board to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the meatpies legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. 2015 is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the meatpie needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the board returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in /pie/ until the meatpie is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our board until the bright day of justice emerges.
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I think I'm more impartial to meatpies to be honest.
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MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST MEATPIES
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pies without meat are just cakes
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hey lads
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Chinese moon pie

Filled with red bean paste

Chink pie general
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Pie thief thread?
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/cakes/

Hello! I am from /cakes/ and we wish to join forces with you against the meat pie menace!
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Move faster goddammit
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this board belongs to /meatpie/
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>be me
>19year old pie-engendered
>goes to tumblr to tell them how we have feelings and really exist
>get insulted
>cries on /b/ then find this thread promoting pie-engenders
how did you find /pie/
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PLEASE HELP

Is this a pie or a cake. PLEASE HELP. I love these things a lot but i don't know where they stand. Any help is greatly appreciate. Thank you from Finland.
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Hello, I'm peach pie!
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>Implying Steak and Ale pie isn't superior to sweet pie
>Implying Steak and Mushroom pie isn't superior to sweet pie.

Stay deluded sugarfags
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Cheesecake?

Okay, serious question: is pic related more like a cake or a pie, or is it somewhere in between?
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Songs about pies

Why the fuck has no one posted this song yet?
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Hows it going fruity faggots
meatpie master race
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>mfw this board gets big enough to have a pie conference where everyone trys each others homemade pies and trade recipes
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Cooking pies

But Commander Pie, how do I bake /pie/?
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i suggest a truce with the meat pies.

what if we allow only one meat pie thread, like a /meatpie/ general?


just a suggestion.
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Shortrcrust pastry kills me

Getting shortcrust thin and into a pan is impossible for me, it just rips and tears … am I doing something wrong or is shortcrust pastry just something which high functioning retards should avoid?

Pic slightly related, my favourite pie (rijstevlaai) using a yeast pastry which is much more forgiving to work with.
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Pie stories

The amount of pie-posting on this board is off the charts.

Share personal pie stories and experiences.

When I was a younger lad I attended the birthday party of a friend of a friend. His grandma loved to make desserts. She made him a pie so chocolatey, so decadant, that the poor kid's stomach couldn't handle it, he had to be left alone in another room for the burning sensation in his throat and chest to simmer down.

This was no fruit pie. It was a Reeces peanut butter pie. The crust was made entirely of chocolate. Inside was 2 inches thick of what had to be peanut butter, but it was like no peanut butter you'd spread on a slice of bread. The texture was incredible. And the taste was magical. It left sparks in your mouth going down. We tried our best to gobble it down but it was so rich we had no choice but to pace ourselves, our sense of taste protested at our piggishness.

Well, we helped his grandma finish eating what was left of his pie. The fattie of course ate more than his fair share, thinking himself entitled to it, being the biggest. Afterwards we all wondered in all its deliciousness if a chocolate and peanut butter pie wasn't somehow a bit blasphemous…
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Guess whose coming to dinner.
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DAILY REMINDER
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ITT: Pie charts
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PIE GENERAL

PIES

Post anything related to pies (heeding rule 1.).

Stories, recipes, pics, favorites, etc.

This is the tastiest board on 8chan, and it needs some more goddamn pies and traffic.

Oh, and a cake is fine too.
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I bet this is a fat girl's board.
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this board looks so tasty
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GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
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Plum pie. Would you eat it?
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As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team… I don't know what he's talking about.
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Hey /pie/…

Does Linzertorte count as pie?
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Is this acceptable?
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>putting whipped cream on your squash pie

why would you do this?

whipped cream on choco pie = acceptable

whipped cream on any other pie = oh shit nigger what are you doing?

Why cover up the delicious pumpkiny taste?

Btw where do you niggers buy your pumpkin pie?
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Blackberry crumble is GOAT
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Based custard style pies.
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A cake is fine too

mod edit: ok, a cake is fine too.
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Surprise motherfuckers
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It can be pie tiem nao?
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How about a good old-fashioned pie thread?
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Hey guys how about some PIE!!!
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So many pies, so little time!