I just realized that Florante at Laura is the most "progressive" shit we churned out, and it was written hundreds of years before being leftist and progressive became a thing. No wonder it's being pushed by leftist academics nowadays.
>starts out introducing the cucked Albanian hero all tied up and emo because he is about to be eaten by lions
>villain is literally Adolph oy vey!
>hero is saved by a dashing Persian prince #notallmuslims
>hero tells the story of how he grew up all awesome and shit
>study in Athenian (heh) university, remove kebab, fall in love, only to be betrayed by a fellow countryman
>moral of the story: do not trust your fellow countryman
>Persian prince tells of how his dad is a pedo creeping on his gf
>gets cucked when he was framed and sentenced to death, but he was spared and given exile instead
>brocucks for life
>meanwhile gf is actually strong Muslim wymyn who can save herself by running away
>strong Muslim wymyn goes to find her Persian prince but saw the hero's gf about to be raped by Adolph
>triggered, she 360 noscoped Adolph
>Muslim couple saves weak Christian couple
Now, how to get this through the Catholic censors?
>Muslim couple converts to the Catholic faith and they live happily ever after