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/pinoy/ Meta Thread, 2018 SPOOK EDITION

It's been a year since the current administration took over. You now have the perfect thread to put in your 25 centavos.

REMEMBER, FUNPOSTING IS ENCOURAGED, BUT SHITTING ON THE SANDBOX IS A GASSABLE OFFENSE.

Rules a shit, but it's necessary to keep things bearable.

1. Global rules apply. See: https://8ch.net/faq.html

2. Do not shit on the sandbox. Excessive autism/spamming/flooding is a gassable offense.

3. Spoiler porn.

4. Put effort on your OP.

R: 56 / I: 73 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Duran Twins

Tang ina ang sarap talaga kantutin nila ml48 kambal.

Ubos talaga tamod ko sa kanila pag nagkataon. Kakantut-kantuntin ko sila maghapon. Fuck.

Uulit-ulitan ko putukan yung fresh na fresh na kepyas nila at nakakagigil na cute na mukha.

Kayo mga Beshie?

R: 24 / I: 2 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Post your best Bobotante reasoning why they will vote for this Politicians.

I'll start

"Siya lang kasi bumibisita sa amin mga mahihirap eh"

And now they are still poor.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Skyrim

Sino mga fellow dovahkiin dyan

R: 26 / I: 8 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Help!

Last night, my gf told me she can't go to our date. I'm so pissed. So I opened the remote access spy app I installed on her phone, and found out that she's with another guy.

pic related, its them

R: 371 / I: 223 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

MNL48 PICKS

PUTANGINA WHAT

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

PLEASE NUKE THIS GAY COUNTRY

R: 16 / I: 1 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

What's the most degenerate thing you indos have done?

I came multiple times using a teddy with a slit on the bottom, plastic ng yelo, and my mom's lotion

R: 128 / I: 60 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

University Communism

https://www.untvweb.com/news/afp-names-18-schools-tagged-in-ouster-plot/

This is it boys, the AFP have finally pointed it out! Let's do our part! If there are any uni students here who've had experiences with campus communism please document them! Picture them, record them, anything that can be used as evidence! Post them online and share them as much as possible!

In fact, contact any prominent Filipino meme pages that are anti-communist to show your bruh-ins with the reds. Also share with the meme pages any anti-communist memes you have!

DO YOUR PART!

R: 27 / I: 3 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Does Indios have any idea what gaming is?

To me gaming isn't tied to

>MAY PS4 AKO

>TARA LARO TAYO XBOX

>TARA ML MGA PUTA

>"SMART PHONE GAMING"

>PANG ELISTA

>PANG MAYAMAN

>talks about they as a gamer because they play some barilan shit, or some rts bullshit

it has history.

it deserves respect.

no one here seem to care about that.

am I the only one feel this way indios?

R: 22 / I: 5 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

The Fuck's the comparison here?

Bet it still smell like shit. well.. i dunno. BUT STILL.

what do you think indios?

R: 49 / I: 17 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

>aquino signs cyber libel law

>crickets chirp

>doj enforces the law

>WAHHH AUTHORITARIAN STATE

>WAHHH JOURNALIST ARE BEING SILENCED

>WAAHH HUMAAN RIGHTSSS

>WAHHH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

>WAHHH DUTERTE DICTATOR

jesus christ, how can i block r/ph is leaking all over the intewebs

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Noynoy did nothing wrong

What can you say about God Emperor Noy?

R: 37 / I: 5 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

/SIG/ and /nofap/ thread

I'm on 28th on nofap and doing workouts throughout those days. nofap helps my masturbation and porn addiction to be eliminated. I do calisthenics and now I'm more stronger than before. My confidence boosts up and whenever I saw an actual pretty lady I dont feel nervous, shy, or natitigang. my posture also went better. overall, its really beneficial, now I'm improving my Spiritual and Social skills

R: 50 / I: 5 / P: 1 [R] [G] [-]

Inglesero Experience

Why do my classmates still look at me weird when they hear me talk just because I'm an Inglesero? Wasn't our generation taught to emphasize English over Filipino? How come most young Filipinos still talk mostly in Filipino despite their upbringing, and may even have mediocre English communication skills? Pic is sorta related because my classmates and even my profs think I'm royalty or burgis or whatever term they use for a rich person.

R: 34 / I: 5 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

The IT and CS Problem of Philippines

We all know that people were starting to take Information Technology or Computer Science courses because they think its cool and will give a lot of money. So, most of IT graduates became substandard af. Why is that? Is it our education system?

http://newsbytes.ph/2017/02/01/study-over-50-of-pinoy-it-students-lack-programming-skills/

R: 42 / I: 13 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Why are there so many of them? Especially here in Manila? Akala ko ba Catholic dito? Can someone explain why the PH suddenly had a gay surplus?

R: 61 / I: 14 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Pinoy millenial/zoomer gun owners. NO BOOMERS.

We have the most relaxed gun laws among all SEAniggers courtesy of Uncle Sam teaching us gun culture. What's your reason for not owning a gun and shooting all drug pushers and robbers in your neighborhood? Explain yourselves!

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

>MRT bans any form of liquid

>we are 70% water

>we are allowed to get in

this is really confusing MRT

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Bakit ang daming bayot at vigrin sa thread na to? ayusin nyo nga buhay nyo mga taenang ulol kayo. Basagin ko kya ngipin nyo mga putaenang sodomites shit kayo.

ano? ha?!

R: 11 / I: 0 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

ano balak

So mga Indio, ano gagawin niyo kapag yung mga issue about sa Gender ay lumalala dito sa atin??

Meron na silang mga Pride Parade, yung nga commercial onti-onti na sumaside sa kanila, sa mga ibang public place nakikita mo mga propaganda nila.

Mga ilang taon kaya bago lumala sitwasyon dito??

Nangangamba na talaga ako, mamaya isang araw, may kaso na ako dahil natawag kong Kuya/Ate ang isang tao dahil gusto ko rumespeto habang kinakausap sila.

R: 7 / I: 3 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Happy Death Anniversary Saint Valentine of Rome

R: 4 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Goyo - Ang Batang Heneral

What did /pinoy/ think of this movie?

R: 29 / I: 3 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

> The Philippines proudly boasts to be the only Christian nation in Asia. More than 86 percent of the population is Roman Catholic, 6 percent belong to various nationalized Christian cults, and another 2 percent belong to well over 100 Protestant denominations.

Holly fucking shit. That sucks bad. How did you fall for a trap of christianity? It's literally one of the shittiest tier ever religions.

R: 47 / I: 7 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

>Kanina habang nasa jeep ako naghihintay kami ng pasahero

>may sumakay na matabang lalaki

>nung paupo na sya biglang sumigaw yung driver

>"Hoy, dito ka sa harap"

>habang naglalakad si kuya bigliang sabi nung driver "pampasikip lang yan"

>tapos etong couple sa harap ko palibhasang pogi't panget at payat, biglang tumawa

>i don't know kung narinig ni kuya pero pag upo nya tumingin ako sa salamin nakasimangot sya.

Syempre as a fellow fatman naawa ako.

I mean pareparehas lang naman kaming nag bayad ng 10 pesos deserve nya naman yung upuan.

I don't know about you pero torture umupo sa harap ng jeep.

Do we really deserve that?

What do you think indios?

R: 27 / I: 4 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Retarded Creeper

>yung pakiramdam na may nakasabay ako sa keep na cute na teenager

>tingin ko mukha na syang 18-19

>May making ID na nakasabay sanleeg, mukhang estudyate o malamang call center agent

>hapit ang shorts, kita ang kanyang legs at binti

>Actually, sabay kami nagabang, nung may dumating na na jeep, nauna sya sumakay, pumwesto sa harap medyo katabi ng driver

>ako naman sa dulo

>di nagtagal, bumaba na yung ibang pasahero, nakabayad na rin sya, kaya pumwesto na rin sya sa dulo, kaharap ko mismo. Sarap ng legs. Kaso pasimpleng tingin Lang. Di ko malasap ng matagal kasi baka mahalata all

>Tigas na tigas ako mga beshies

>sa sobrang manyak, naiisip Kong kunan sya Ng creep vid

>pasimpleng (my little) Hugot ng aking telepono

>kunwari check kung may nagtxt, pindot pintot kunwari

>bukas ng camera, nanay katabi ko at mukhang nakaidlip, kaya safe Naman walang makatingin

>Click record button

>Kinakabahan kasi 1st time ko manyakis ng ganito

>Di ako pamilya sa camera Ng telepono ko Kaya mga nung 5 seconds na, inoff ko yung screen

>Excited ako na makita Ang vid. Hawak ko cellphone palihim na nakatutok sa kanya, sinisilip-silip kong makukulay ko ng maayos mukha at dibdib nya maliban sa legs

>Tigas na tigas na talaga

>Nung mga 7 mins na, bumaba na sya

>Excited ako tingnan Ang vid

>Pagtingin ko sa folder, Eto lng. 4 second vid

>Di ko alam na hihinto Rin and pagrecord kapag inoff pala Ang screen.

Putang Ina. Ang sakit mga beshies. Ijaklol ko na Lang Ang alaala mamaya.

Sayang, cute pa naman. Di ko na masyado tinitigan mukha nya nung nirecord ko na. Di ko man lang malasap cute face ng dilag.

Fuck. Better luck next time. D:

My manyak heart is heartbroken tbh. Hold me pamilya.

at least lam ko Naman binabasa nya. Dun lng Yun nakatira, kek

Dapat talaga nagdl muna ako ng off screen app. :(

R: 76 / I: 26 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

What went so wrong? Wasn't he supposed to save the Philippines?

R: 5 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

It'sa Me, Mario!

taena nyo

R: 23 / I: 6 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Federal Republic of Maharlika

R: 21 / I: 1 / P: 2 [R] [G] [-]

Russia and Russia accessories

Hey there Pinoys. I am from Russia, posting under a proxy, and I am curious on what you guys think of us. Also ask me questions about Russia, and I will answer to the best of my ability. I may even reveal the secret behind Чики Брики и в Дамки if you ask nice enough.

R: 7 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

>PUA Academy

>Reputation being ripped to shreds by (((ANC))) and third-wave, LP-voting, feminist groups

>Still has the balls to promote his shtick.

Is the owner up to something or just a retarded cuck?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Wtf is his problem?

R: 41 / I: 8 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

you're busted!

R: 41 / I: 11 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

PINOY 2019 ELECTION

Make pinoy pol board pls

(MOD EDIT: BECAUSE OP IS A LAZY TROGLODYTE, THIS THREAD IS NOW CONVERTED TO THE MID-TERM ELECTION)

Philippine Mid-term Election Campaign Start: February 12, 2019 to May 11, 2019 for senators and party-list groups

March 30, 2019 to May 11, 2019 - Campaign period for members of the House of Representatives and regional, provincial, city, and municipal officials.

Top 12 Senatorialables as of Jan 1, 2019 by the (((SWS))) survey

>Twelve individuals, most of them incumbent members of Congress, have a statistical chance of winning if the May 2019 elections were held today, the latest Social Weather Stations survey said.

>In the survey conducted from Dec. 16 to 18 among 1,500 respondents nationwide, Sen. Cynthia A. Villar led a list of 63 personalities with a high chance of winning the elections if it were held during the survey period.

>Villar obtained 62 percent of the voter preference or an estimated 37.6 million Filipinos.

>She was followed by Sen. Grace Poe with 60 percent or about 36.4 million Filipino voters.

>Between third and fifth places with 40 percent each were Taguig City Rep. Pia Cayetano with (24.19 million), Sen. Edgardo Angara Jr. (24.17 million), and Sen. Nancy Binay (23.96 million).

>Former Sen. Lito Lapid was sixth with 38 percent (23 million) and former Sen. Bong Revilla was seventh with 35 percent (21.2 million).

>Tied at eighth and ninth places with 34 percent each were Sen. Koko Pimentel (20.7 million) and former Sen. Jinggoy Estrada (20.3 million).

>Completing the Top 12 probable winners were former Sen. Mar Roxas at 10th with 28 percent (16.7 million), Ilocos Norte Gov. Imee Marcos at 11th with 27 percent (16.1 million), and Sen. Joseph Victor Ejercito at 12th with 26 percent (15.6 million).

>Not far from the 12th spot were former Sen. Sergio Osmeña at 13th with 25 percent of intended votes (15.2 million), 33Sen. Bam Aquino at 14th with 24 percent (14.5 million), former Special Assistant to the President Christopher Lawrence Go at 15th to 16th place with 23 percent (13.9 million), and former Bureau of Corrections Director General and Philippine National Police chief Ronald dela Rosa at 15th to 16th places with 23 percent (13.7 million).

R: 18 / I: 2 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

What do filipinos think of Canada?

R: 18 / I: 4 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Boarding House

Indios, I have a question.

I just got out of my NEETbox a few weeks back.

Problem is gumagastos ako ng Php60 na pamasahe everyday and sobrang layo, minimum lang ako dahil 0 expee talaga ako plus ginrab ko na dahil tumatanggap sila kahit hindi College Grad.

Is it ideal for me to board or rent a house near my workplace??

I mean yung mga officemates ko meron silang nirerent 1,500 a month, sabi nung isa pwede ako dun.

R: 20 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Having a party tonight. My ninang is blowing a fucking ice cube and my mom and her friends laughing hysterically.

How's your night indios?

R: 23 / I: 2 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Kiskis Etits Gang

>maging ako

>nakapila sa MRT

>may sumingit bigla sa harap ko

>fuckyou.jpeg

>napansin ko na kaya siya sumingit dahil babae nasa harap ko

>chix 8/10

>ginagalaw-galaw niya bewang niya

>napansin ko na kinikiskis pala niya etits niya dun sa babae

>lumuwag na sa may Santolan banda

>layo bigla yung babae diring-diri na nangingilabot

>patay malisya yung kupal

Indios, nakakabadtrip talaga yung kanina ka pa nakapila tapos may kupal na sisingit sa harap mo, ang sarap sipain papasok ng MRT.

R: 33 / I: 2 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Why do our mainland Overlords behave like this?

R: 49 / I: 3 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Annoying Fat Bitch sa Bus

Kanina pagsakay ko sa bus mga Indio, dun ako napaupo sa likod nung driver, sa kabilang upuan maya matabang babae na nasa late teens or early 20s na. Naka earbuds ako pero rinig parin nung pagbayad niya, sabi nung konduktor na kulang ng tres bayad niya. Pinaulitulit niya kahit na ang lakas na nung boses ni Manong, tapos nung narinig niya, sinigaw niya na dapat nilakasan yung boses. Tapos nagalit siya dahil sobra daw singil sa kanya, onse lang daw nakalagay sa ticket, di siya napansin kasi nagbabayad ako, sumigaw siya na bakit sobra daw pinabayad sa kanya, inexplain naman kanina na naubusan na ng pang-tres na ticket kaya 11 lang total. Ang dami niya sinasabi sabi mga Indio, ang sakit na ng ulo ko tapos nagwawala pa siya, di kaya nung earbuds ko boses niya. Tapos tap siya nang tap ng piso sa bakal, mga 3mins niya ginagawa nayamot yung driver kasi akala niya may bababa, kaya sinabi sa kanya kung di ba siya titigil, parang bata asta niya. Tapos nung napahiya na siya, wala siyang tigil sa paghalungkat nung backpack niya, ang daming kalat, puta puro pagkain kalat-kalat at ang daming plastic, nilalabas-labas niya tapos pinapasok din maya-maya, kumain siya nung skyflakes na isang piraso, yung plain. Then may nilabas pa siyang Skyflakes din, pero yung flavored, dinurog-durog lang niya sa plastic.

Halos ganun ginagawa niya buong biyahe. Di pa siya na satisfy, nilabas niya payong niya tapos bigla niya binuksan, puta mga Indio, ang daming natamaan kasi siksikan, kawawa yung nasa harap niya natusok ata.

Nung bababa na siya bigla siya tumakbo tapos pinagtutulak mga tao, ang daming natumba, may matanda pa ata siyang tinamaan.

Why are such autist allowed to exist??

Is their existence just to punish us??

Or merely for our entertainment??

R: 5 / I: 2 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

I think I just realized

Is the ultimate goal to replace our plebs with chinese plebs? Their poor folk can easily replace our:

>cheap construction workers

>cheap BPO shits

>sweatshop factory workers

R: 24 / I: 3 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Mga boss medyo marunong nang gumamit ang mga pinoy ng Memes, satingin nyo ba mga normie parin ang mga butiki o bandwagonner lang (yung ilang nakita ko kasi patay na ei)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BcGhhJCmlQw

R: 125 / I: 16 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Pananakop ng mga Hapones sa Pilipinas

Do any of you have ancestors who lived through the Japanese occupation or stories in your family passed down from those times?

Were we really as bad as the West make us out to be?

I heard from one pinoy that his grandmother said the Japanese were kind and the American rule was worse, was this just a lucky person, a lying weeb or was the Japanese rule not as bad as they claim?

R: 5 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Kim Possible Live Action Movie

How old is she?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 3 [R] [G] [-]

Any Mathematics Major here?

Anyone? How hard is your curriculum? And what uni are you from?

R: 18 / I: 2 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Pepe Smith

Goodnight, old man.

R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

LADLADAN NA!

Aaaaayyyyyiiiiiiiieeeeee~

R: 11 / I: 2 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

I'm just enjoying the cold mornings Indios, while it lasts.

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

superb owl invite from sportschan

you are invited

R: 29 / I: 7 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

LGBT Toxicity

kanina sa Mall, may nakita akong tomboy na couple na lumabas sa PWD na toilet para palitan nila ng dipaer yung adopted child nila, tapos ang daming gay couples, andaming gay squads, nagkakalat na sila, gumagrabe na lason nila, lumalala na

R: 9 / I: 4 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Onanay

Would you an Onay?

R: 16 / I: 9 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Video games

For me it's Kagura

R: 27 / I: 2 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

What is your oppinion on racemixing?

Vidrel is a racemixed british/philipino cute 3.14

Totally would get culturally enriched by her if given a chance.

R: 22 / I: 12 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

what do you think about this?

R: 141 / I: 30 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Best pinay porn site?

torjackan has fucking cancer ads

R: 18 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Can I get a quick rundown on Bangsamoro Organic Law

Does this mean Mindanao is no longer under the Philippine government is passed?

R: 36 / I: 10 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Yoko Na

Pare grabe ang sakit. Ansakit talaga shet. D ko na ata kaya to.

R: 1 / I: 1 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

What do you think about Polish pope?

>inb4 childfucker

I know

R: 30 / I: 6 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

DINDU MUFFIN: PINOY EDITION

R: 37 / I: 13 / P: 4 [R] [G] [-]

Flip Shows

Do u watch some of our own tv shows?

R: 21 / I: 10 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

who is this semen demon?

R: 2 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Is this the peak of filipino movies?

R: 28 / I: 4 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

What are your hobbies indios?

>draw gay/ gay furry porn

>listening to wierd ass music

>nintendo fag/ emulates shit.

R: 4 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Video game channel

do u guys remember a video game where its like halo and it had capture the flag and the setting was like a blue lab with them on a mecha suit it was on tv back then

R: 12 / I: 1 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Thoughts?

R: 18 / I: 5 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Beverages

For me, it's vitasoy

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

IT/CS thread

what's your favorite programming language Juan? and how happy are you in this field?

R: 17 / I: 3 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

I took a stroll inna 4channel/int/ asean thread. One of the anti-bisaya posters posted pic related.

Did Bong Go not know that twatter peenoisetards are mostly the anti-gubmint/SJW/PC/lelbrul-regressive crowd? And anyways, this pic also gave me something to think about:

>What are the accomplishments of the past admin?

I mean, what are these "successes" that made the peenoise crowd inna twatter vote for abnoy?

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

What the fuck is wrong with Flips?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9Wxo8_1547526505

yoo..the fuck?

Anyway, Leez came out first place in that competition xD

R: 15 / I: 10 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

oohhhh nononon

ooooh look at this dude

nonono hahahhahahaha

R: 3 / I: 0 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Help my parents want too make me dance with the retarded kid we all have in your stereotypical Filipino ghetto. Their reasons are "pakikisama" and "nakakahiya pag di mo ginawa". They didn't ask me first, nor did they listen to my plea. Wtf do I do? Did already use the "schoolwork" card to no effect. I fucking don't know what to do. This tard punched me a few years back.

R: 8 / I: 3 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

What do you think of our (((kababayan))) Darren Criss?

Doesn't he just make you *inhales* ==PROUD TO BE PINOY!!!?==

R: 13 / I: 5 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

Ayyy lmao mga indio!

Check this steaming pile of cuckery from (((ANCX))): They can add all of the "X"s that they want, their "muh lelbrul, tolerant, 'n' progressive" bullshit still would not fly.

>http://archive.is/MR3tS

And that is coming from a company that is staffed by dykes, fags, and "muh lelbrul" type of "muh pwogwesib" putos and putas from da pilipenis.

FFS, there is not even a smidgen of subtlety whatsoever.

R: 20 / I: 7 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>meet rich girl in makati

>ref is full of spam

>got in friends high end condo near alabang

>kitchen cabinet has stacks of spam

>rich investor uncle

>house in laguna has fuckton boxes of spam

>coworker lives in 15k a month condo

>serve me a fucking spam with egg

Whats up with spam and rich people?

R: 8 / I: 2 / P: 5 [R] [G] [-]

>What kind of hairline you want bro?

Just fuck my shit up fam.

>Say no more…

R: 25 / I: 4 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

Mga indio.

Opinion sa mga smartphones

*Generally china (oppo,vivo, Huawei)

*Flagship giants (samsung, apple, google)

*"Pinoy" made (skk, cherry lobat, myphone)

Preferred/reason

R: 43 / I: 51 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

PHILIPPINE HISTORY GENERAL

This general is for anything that is related to Philippine history.

My original intent is to create an archive of sorts to compile footage, docs, and pics of our past, present and future be they military or civillian in nature.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 6 [R] [G] [-]

imagine kissing leez.

imagine her little girl beard hairs all wet and clinging to the skin above her lip.

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Millennial indios.

https://youtu.be/mTXECRCQTno

.

I wanna know your thoughts.

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Orignal Board Owner

Kamusta mga Indio,ako nga pala ang original Board Owner nito.

Natutuwa ako at active na yung board kaso nadidiri dahil puro Dutertard Spergs parin ang karamihan dito. Ask me anything.

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People that absolutely sets off your gaydar

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Hey guys, just wanted to ask;

How would I as a mid 20's white male best go about getting a Filipina gf?

What are some tricks and tips to getting along well with them?

Do Filipina like Australian guys?

Thank you and happy new year.

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Jesus fucking christ lads

ig: erikaa.rae

daughter of Ina Raymundo. Erika Poturnak. Holy fucking shit. looking forward for 2019 pinoys!

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Join /Pinoy/'s unofficial New Year Celebration

Since we've been having a series of bad weather, sure ako na hindi kayo makakapagpaputok sa labas to celebrate the New Year's Eve. So come here and celebrate with us now!

Venue: Hotel Sogo Recto Branch

Time: 12:00 mn - 10:00 am

Guys bihira lang ito so ano pa ang hinihintay nyo? Sumama ka na sa malaking pasabog ng /Pinoy/ at makiputok sa kasiyahan dito sa Hotel Sogo!

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Paputok/Firecracker thread

what's your favorite firecracker? Would you invest some firecracker this New Year?

My favorite one is the mini ball that dances when lit up. I also love Crying Cow, PopPop, Roman Candle and Chinese Watusi

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Who is the most competent military leader in PH History?

Literally who? Can you provide some proofs?

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Silent, but deadly.

A ninja navigating the city jungle.

Always ready to strike when you least expect it.

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Disaster General

>earthquake south of Davao

>Mayon Volcano spewing some ash

>landslides

>floods

WTF is happening this weekend?

>8ch down

purecoincidence.gif

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So how is life on those islands?

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White guy here. Our women are terrible, completely ruined, so I'm looking for options. Do Pinoy women make good wifes?

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Did the german autist stopped posting some leez threads?

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So this just happened.

Can we all just admit we've elected a mass murderer already?

I mean, killing commies is one thing, but a guy who's campaign stomped on innocent civilians is just dumb as shit.

You can check the video too, CNN isn't making shit up this time.

Straight from the horses mouth.

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im half pinoy and half Norwegian. im sorry that i dont know much tagalog or stuff. anyway. i dont really feel a connection to the Phillipines. even though my mom still talks to me in cebuano. i understand most of it but im far from fluent in it. i lived most of my life in Norway. how can i be prouder and also get a better connection to the phillipines? also im pretty new here dont bully!

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PC Parts

Anyone here have any experience in Gilmore? My laptop's LCD screen broke and I probably need it replaced, I went to PC express to get a quotation and they estimated it would cost 10k or more which is too steep for me and might as well buy a new laptop at that point. I noticed there's a lot of people harassing me to come to their shop as soon as I got off the train so I just assume those idiots are scammers so I ignore them, anyone got any experience with those? would they offer a better deal?

I can't build a gaming pc because I don't know how to and I'm too scared of getting scammed because I don't know what I'm doing.

>inb4 just build a gaming pc

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Help pls.

This guy wants to hurt me. Not fucking around he already made it clear.

If you don't know him, he's Joaquin Montes. Most of you probably know about him picking fights but he also like to fuck with normies fags and other low lifes. Didn't really care until he shoved me and claimed I wanted to fight him. Paranoid sya kasi celebs and whatnot are heating him publicly.

Advantages

>I'm taller

>I have a weeb sword I ordered online

>I'm faster somehow

Disadvantages

>He's a red belter

>He might bring his brother

>He has ties(or at least his family)with Peping Cojuangco(major disadvantage for a normal ass Indio like me)

I don't want to fight, but im not a pussy. I need help. If it comes down to it, I'll play dirty.

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A filipino just said that people like me and my family who immigrated overseas are losers and trash who couldn't hack it in the Philippines.

Is this really how you see us?

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Flip Hapas / Half-pinoys

Opinions on Flips hapas/half white pinays/mixed pinays

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Flip Actresses

>dalaga na si Jillian Ward

Mga Anon… I…

Alala ko pa dati nung high school, pinapanood ko ung Trudis Liit pag naaabutan ko say hapon 😂

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Weh

Hubarin ko panty mo eh 😈

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Who the fuck is this cunt?

I keep seeing this mickey mouse type cocksucker almost everywhere within the past few weeks, who the fuck is he? Is he like mickey mouse?

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Anyone want an easy 1m?

All you have to is hunt down a lead c:

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MUH BELLS

The bells are back in Balangiga.

On the American side, it was Mattis that approved of the return (with Trump's backing) on the basis of flips and murricans being allies and of course, although left unsaid, to counter all those chink moves. The murrican opposition to the return was due to setting up a precedent to return other war booty.

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Leez Escalona

A warrior.

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The Christmas meme

>be human

>works hard just to pay bills and expenses

>spends extra money for wants

>demands for higher raise

>good boss accepts it

>loans for a new motorcycle

>now works overtime, skips dayoff

>eats siomai rice to save large

>Christmas Season has come

>"Yay, tis the season to be jolly"

>works harder and hard to prevent downsizing

>receives Christmas bonus

>spends it all for Noche Buena, liquor, and shits

>spends it all for New Year's eve

>goes back to work

>RECURSION.jpg

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Weeb rage thread

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What's your current look /pinoy/? I wear different variants of these.

Based or Cringe?

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Pinoy cringe thread.

pic related.

Wish I could leave kikebook.

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Filipina women are a mistake!

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Naughty goy confessions

>ako nung mga 2008 o 09, high school

>di pa uso may sariling computer at internet kada bahay dito sa amim

>Wala pa smartphones

>internet shops malapit sa school lng meron

>tfw cutting sa umaga para maka nuod ng bold o kaya basa doujins

>dun ako mismo nagjajakol sa shop minsan, kasi may mga cubicle kada pc, kek

>One time ako nauna sa shop. (Isa ako say mga suki)

>pili cubicle, ako lng customer

>Bayad ng oras hanggang tanghali sa bantay

>mga isang oras lumipas, may dumating na dalawang nene, 1st year hs

>pinili nilang cubicle katabi ko, pangalawa sa pinaka dulo

>Magreresearch para sa project nila saka friendster

>kalagitnaan ng pagbabasa ko ng doujin na nun, kaya nag ii-stealth jakol na ako, tinatakpan ko lng ng bag ko

>tfw manyak na manyak na me, sinisipat ko sila sa divider na kurtina

>Steath lng para di halata

>came after just a few minutes na sinisilip-silip silang 2

>pinutok ko sa loob ng briefs ko, kaya diretso ako CR, hugas kamay, sabay sabi sa bantay na pa-out na ako

>dunno if the 2 gurls smelled the musky smell of my cum

>dire-diretso me uwi, sabay tulog. di na pumasok buong araw.

>felt pathetic pero gusto ulitin uli 😐

>

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>be me

>mother and father are bisaya speakers

>they always speak to me in fagalog at home since i was young

>i never learned to speak bisaya and/ or camayo

>go to province

>can't speak decent bisaya since i only know few basic words (e.g. pila kabook, mapalit ako ng X, pahatag nito)

I was deprived of my bisaya shit. how do i unfuck my shit up fam?

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Why should I be proud of being a Filipino?

The Spanish were right, we have no culture to call our own. We may have had one before they arrived but, the reality is most of it had been eroded through time. We have nothing to call our own, all we had been are but pawns of the super powers, the Spanish, the Americans, the Japs and the Americans again. Ours is a history of subjugation. There may be stories of rebellion here and there, but we'd still be simply conquered by the next bully. What we have right now is a hodgepodge of things from our colonial masters and called it "our culture". What is there to hold on to? What does it really mean to be a Filipino?

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You go outside your barangay and suddenly see this white dude.

What do you do next?

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White men are the most powerful race in the world

https://youtu.be/gV8GLhJv6ck

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bugsz

do yall have bug problems? cuz i do. I always have bugg problems.

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AITAKATTA GUSTONG MAKITA

AITAKATTA, YES!

AITAKATTA GUSTONG MAKITA

AITAKATTA, YES!

IKAW NGA! 😍

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Does anyone here have pictures of her feet?

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MISS UNIVERSE 2018

Fucking lol. Seriously? She's hot sure but she's not a filipino, she's an Australian!

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Why do you faggots keep worshipping a dead kike on the stick? Daily reminder that cucktianity is a dessert kike death cult force upon us filipinos.

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How does it feel?

How does it feel like to know that three of the most prominent voices that defend Duterte are a fag, a tranny, and a roastie?

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The Communist infiltration of Universities

How do we counter this? Government propaganda and intel seems to be incompetent at fighting this kind of stuff.

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Nice bbpl

Hello /pinoy/

I jjust wanted to say that I've almost never met someone from the Philippines who was't a cunt. Only literally two times in my life have I met someone from this country who was a piece of shit but as in Australia there are so many people originally from Piripinz, Iḿ just wondering why you people are so nice. What is your secret to not being massive cunts. You got somethin goin on in those islands. I mean, I've been there a few times to transfer flights and the humidity was balls but fuck, you guys are chill motherfuckers

also I may or may not be an intoxicated doomer for lack fo bettter words

Also if my flag shows up anything other than Straya, it's because I'm using a VPN.

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Have you ever noticed how filipinos look so distinct compared to other asians? Filipinos can recognize each other easily by looks overseas and even foreigners who've been with flips long enough do as well. I'm not sure there's any other race that you can almost instantly recognize their nationality just by looking at their face.

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Nazifag

Ur typical nazifag tbh

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November 18th, 2015

It's my "second birthday"!!!~

At about 10:45pm three years ago today, I climbed out the window, down the railings and let go. I battle with pretty tough demons (Whoa Liz, who would have known? It's not like you've posted a ton of long posts about it before~*sarcasm*~) I think for the most part, a ton of you have almost no idea as to how bad it got and I just seem like another randomlol girl you find lurking around (I mean, I am to some degree?) Well, a cool fun fact is that I jumped off a building. I wasn't thinking straight (of course not) and just leapt 11 storeys from the ground. Cool right? Wrong. It was in the middle of the night when I'd done it and was obviously aiming for the assured death of the force of impact for a frame like mine to hit the ground at a distance of about 33 meters. You do the math. To be honest, I wasn't saved by the numbers game. I was instead trolled by coincidence.

Wouldn't you know? There was a lovely plank that saved me from the fall? It caught my body for some reason. A single thin sheet of wood had somehow been there that night. Yuhp, I've been finding a phone case of Plank from Ed, Edd n Eddy. Way ahead of some of you who may have thought of that. Anyways, I fractured bones and was bleeding everywhere – like you would after a stunt like that, but to make matters worse, I had air pockets just chillin' in my brain. "A wonderful new way to die," I'd thought once I discovered the risks they possessed. I then had to, you know, face every second of one thing I didn't want to do: live. I know this is tough for some of you to believe, but I can't do a ton of things most people take for granted. During the fall I'd ruined my wrist, along with the right side of my face – my jaw included. I don't know why but I think of necromorphs whenever I say that. And now just saying that, I'm tempted to put uwu on necromorphs and say, "it me."

Terrible jokes aside, I think its important for me to raise this issue again because it's the anniversary of when yah homeghurl believed she could fly. I used to wake up seeing every single thing in the room as a way to kill myself – and some days, I still do. Healing is a constant battle. I had to relearn the dumbest things: my name, my birthday, who people were, you name it… Some days, I fall back into the forgetting what it all means: the mind has its own muscle memory. And, I think I'm learning to fight my demons better. It's been weird…being called a survivor let alone a miracle is still foreign to me. If anything, self-injury is my forte. I'm as baffled as most of you ahaha

That aside, cheers to another ghurl-you-aint-got-no-wings-to-fly-stop-tryna-kill-yourself. Also, will be on hiatus because mental health > everything else

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WELCOME TO LEEZCHAN

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Hoi mga Ulol!

Mag tututawsan 19 na naniniwala pa kayo sa diyos? Mga ungas walang diyos hui!

(pic not related)

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What does a typical Filipino Christmas look like?

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How to learn Tagalog

>be the son of a Filipina in Germany

>never talked Tagalog to me but only German

>visit the Philippines every few years

>Mother passes away

>get back to the Philippines to explore my roots

>be only able to speak to the part of the family who talks English

>big part can't or doesn't want to speak English because of stupid nose bleeding idea

>have so many questions about my mother, her upbringing and her family

>no chance

Okay, is there a way to learn Tagalog properly? The Apps that are available seem to be insufficient and i fail to find proper grammar books.

Do you have school books for tagalog? Have you ever (successfully) tried to teach tagalog to someone?

I have about a year now to learn until i get back to the Philippines.

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Do people like her or hate Du30?

Why do people parade her around as this goddess champion of democracy.

She has 0 charisma, is she only popular because 'muh womanz' and because 'muh dutae'

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This board hasn't seen a DCMA takedown in a while.

Did Lizzy E. khs?

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LTO Driving Licensure Exams

>Fail once

>Wait one month before you can try again

Okay

>Fail twice

>Wait a year before you can try again

>Fail for the third time

>Wait TWO WHOLE YEARS

Why does the wait on retaking the exams take way too long? Is there any proper justification to this or is it just their pure scumbag tactic to entice people into working with fixers?

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Is this guy a hero nor not?

Today, he is often demonized by the Filipinos and the media. But really, what is the truth?

Do note that he won most battles against the Spaniards, while Bonifacio lost "ALL" of the battles that he fought in.

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On Deegong and weed

Do libs hate marijuana now because Duts uses ot?

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hi /pinoy/

ano ba ang mga pwedeng gawin upang maging masaya

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My fucking parents man. I wanted to play violin since 8 and they keep telling me "Anon, mag gitara ka muna" I tried, miserably failed. The only violin I get my hands to is the ones my school provides. I'm not the best but certainly not the worst.

Why are they always like this? I try something that I can manage to do and they want me to do something I don't want to do and horrible at. This fucking sucks.

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Any /sci/entists and /math/ematicians here?

Discuss.

I'm also looking for these books, I can't find them even in Recto.

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why didnt the phillipines just become the fifty first american state?

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Infographic thread

anything that can help, Filipino infographs would be great

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Is she a devout catholic?

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I hate my filipino accent so much. I can deal with being brown. I can even live with being a manlet. But no amount of skin whitening or height surgery could ever fix my natural pinoy accent when speaking english. No matter how hard I try to force an american accent, I still end up speaking like Pacquiao kapag nagagalit ako at nawawalan ng kontrol sa pagsasalita ko.

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Yosi

Do you smoke?

What's ur brand?

Kailan ka nagsimula?

How many fags/pack day?

Plan on quitting?

Yes, Fortune Pula masterrace, 15 when I started, mostly half a pack per day, will quit pag may naramdaman na 😂

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A pinoy lolcow extraordinaire- also a Fascist

I may have literally stumbled upon a goldmine

He admits he is autistic, which is a good thing

The kid has also authored a manifesto for his Filipino Fascism thing

Any thoughts or reactions?

LINKS:

https://filipinofascism.blogspot.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8jkQRZQkw

https://www.reddit.com/user/jcisawesomeguy

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Is he really a great president?

Or was just a bunch of lies? Can someone please provide a "real", "credible", and tangible proof of it.

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White boy here

Guess what… me white boy and got pinoy gf

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10 Greatest Filipino Ever Lived

Here are mine:

Ferdinand Marcos

Andres Bonifacio

Francis Magalona

Mirriam Defensor Santiago

Antonio Luna

Ramon Magsaysay

Jose Protacio Rizal

Rajah Humabon

Leez Escalona

Francisco Balagtas

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TV personality crushes review

Kyline Alcantara

>can sing

>stunning beauty, can't think of sexual thoughts if you look at her

>cute ears and facial structure

>sensual and sexy

>adored by real gents

Andrea Brillantes

>no fucking talent, weeaboo trash

>her name makes you think a lot including her leaked private video

>eyebrows looks like a disgusting pajeet woman's

>sexual norman woman, looks like your typical rbreezy girl

>fantasized by lewds

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Does anyone know this woman?

I think she is Pinay

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ROTC

Duterte wants ROTC back.

Entitled faggots will soon be forced to eat dirt.

Thoughts?

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RIGHT WING DEATHS SQUAD

ARMED CIVILIAN UNIT

MANILA, Philippines — President Rodrigo Duterte said he will create an armed civilian unit that will counter the New People's Army (NPA) "sparrow", slang for Special Partisan Units, which have been blamed for the deaths of former communists and unarmed soldiers.

He said that among the targets of what would essentially be a vigilante squad would be "prospective NPAs", a category that could include members of legal activist groups.

Duterte said the sparrow-like unit would be named "Duterte Death Squad" and would be deployed to transport terminals, eateries and other public places to kill communist rebels.

"I will create my own sparrow. Walang hanapin kundi mga istambay na mga tao, prospective NPAs at bibirahin sila (They will not look for anyone but idlers, prospective NPAs and kill them)," the president said during the turnover of military and police housing units in Bohol.

https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/11/27/1872231/duterte-says-hell-arm-death-squad-take-out-idlers-prospective-npas

"If they resist violently…if you believe your life is in danger, shoot. If you believe in good faith, son of a b****, they will shoot you. If you are behind that animal, shoot him," the president said.

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>pedophilia is Communism

AAAAAHAHGSVWUSBDHSNDHJDH

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So when are you going to move to California? Daly City is so full of filipinos now too who can barely speak english.

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Inspirational Filipino Quotes

“I owe a lot of where I am now to most of my professors. But if i had to pick my most favorite memory, I’d have to say when sir RR was yelling and I just calmly replied, “I think it’s to depict how arbitrary justice can be.”

—Leez Escalona, BFA CW Graduate

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Flip fresh graduates can't code for shit

>be 24 years old

>works at a big tech company in flipland

>one day boss asks me to interview some fresh graduates for the software engineering job

>90% of them failed the interview.

>one of them asked, what is C

What the fuck is wrong with this country?

Most of them don't even know what a recursion is!

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Pedophile Alert

Can someone dox this fucking pig Watkins in your neck of the woods?

https://pedophilechan.wordpress.com/

https://8ch.net/younglove

Political and other discussions of how to as well as making it legal to rape your children

https://8ch.net/bl

Pics and fantasies of raping boys

https://8ch.net/tot

Grotesque board about raping and torturing toddlers

Here’s a sample that is by far the worst thing I’ve

ever seen on the internet. https://8ch.net/tot/res/1312.html

Screenshot in case it’s taken down.

https://8ch.net/in

Celebration of incest

https://8ch.net/delicious

As in “cake” referring to pre-teen girls

https://8ch.net/loli

Cartoons featuring rape, murder and torture of children

https://8ch.net/creep

Stalkers or “Creepers” posting pics, creepy fantasies and personal info of young girls

taken from social media sites.

https://8ch.net/yg

As in “young”. Pedophiles posting pics of girls they wish to molest.

https://8ch.net/8teen

Pics of teens that mostly not 18+

https://8ch.net/ss

Adult women molesting young boys.

https://8ch.net/shota

Topic of Boys being raped by Adult men.

https://8ch.net/waifuist

Creepers posting pics and fantasies of pre-teen and tween girls.

https://8ch.net/b

A “random” board that tolerates frequent pedophile related postings.

And its users think a girl eating live mice is “pretty”.

https://8ch.net/b/res/7763535.html

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What does /pinoy/ think of the Yuumei Cat Ear Headphones?

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Why is crab mentality such a problem with filipinos? Even by human standards, filipinos take it to a completely extreme level that other ethnicities don't do.

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Hola

¿Alguien todavia sabe hablar su lengua superior, el español?

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China Numbawan

What's the score with China gents? Greatest ally material?

Personally very optimistic about their funding of infrastructures here + possible telecommunications deals. All I see are possibilities of economic mobility and more jobs for our countrymen.

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Someone do a Boomer x orc face Pinay meme. Itd be really funny.

sorry for being lazy

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Looking for work abroad

Hey mga bobo, are you going to apply for jobs abroad? Are you a huge weeaboo faggot? You're in luck because Japan is handing out thousands of jobs for us inclusive of free Japanese language, culture, and work ethics.

So what are you waiting for? Sali na and get a chance to be the honorary samurai who will defend the Japanese race and one in a million chance to marry a Japanese girl.

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2019 High-Potential Businesses

what would be the great business (small or large) to invest with in 2019? Not just investing through money, but also time, labor, talent, etc.

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University/College Thread

Where do you study?
What's your course?

Tell anything about your college life.
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Tagalog person

My wife tells me she’s a Tagalog person. What is a Tagalog person?

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Lourd

What do we think of lourd de veyra beshies?

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flip-german bisaya

translate pls :3

hahah

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3rd Telco

http://www.pna.gov.ph/articles/1053240

So a third player is on the horizon, thoughts of our fellow /pinoy/s?

Ang tanong ko lang dito is maapektuhan ba tayo ng Chinese region locks pagdating sa vidya? Pano ba yung mechanics nito mga IT-savvy pinoys?

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Freelance HOW PO? Thread

Hey gays, how do you get into freelancing? I'm a no skill 10 INT commoner with no secondary classes, how could someone like me get foreign clients and shekels? ?

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What do you think about the legend of Yamashita's treasure? Did Marcos already take all of it or is there still some undiscovered treasure left in the Philippines somewhere?

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Pisay hosting former CJ Sereno as speaker

Well, this'll be fun.

Some notes:

- Official school function

- Student-organized panel discussion

- Read poster for some details

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Nahanap ko na ang Metal Gear mga bes

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Any libertarians/anarchist here?

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Anyone here got the links to the Holy Grail google drives

It looks like they got removed everywhere

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are you?

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Which one of you is this? LMAO

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WTF is wrong with filipinos?!

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RAPPLERX

Apparently, Rappler X is a journo for the youth.

Anyone can write articles here.

Someone even made a post BTFOing the commies and quoting Ben Shapiro's "Facts don't care about your feelings."

Anyone else wanna take a crack at it?

https://x.rappler.com/

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Real estate

Tangina ang hirap mag-invest sa properties sa (((makati))) at (((taguig))) dahil sobrang overpriced ng mga units na malapit sa business districts. Insider info ng mga kumpare ay talaga daw tinataasan ang prices kasi willing naman kunin ng mga intsik kahit overblown. Totoo ba to? If yes provinces na lang ba natitirang opportunities for real estate?

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best ideology?

what's the best for our country?

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Flip Slayer

I'm tempted to pay a mangaka for a pinoy version of this.

>set in modern pinas

>edge lord whose parents and older sister was killed by durugsitas

>vows to exterminatus said durugistas

>eventually becomes a cop with a secret vigilante persona

>one day meets happy go lucky liberal catholic nun on the verge of death

>saves nun, helps flipslayer in his quest to rid filth in barangay in hopes of saving him

I will make this happen. Stay tuned /pinoy/

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How secure are payday loans as a business here? First red flag I see in my head is how easy it is to scam them given how everyone mostly uses prepaid phones, IDs are easy to fake, and addresses are constantly changing?

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Fake News

So I see it every day in (((facebook))) where people share blatant fake articles (HTML Edited/shopped from real sites) about PRRD. Last one I saw was an "article" about the best presidents and whaddya know our very own PRRD and Xi Jinping were at the top.

Scoured the entire "source" and it wasn't there.

What's your stance on the pro-du30 fake news? Just another tool to herd the sheep into the cause?

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Today is a glorious day, Juans

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>tfw walang barkada

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Whats up with commies blaming sagay massare to duterte?

its infuriating that i always hear on the radio where they let the commies talk like gabriela, bayan muna, hontiveros blame AFP.

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(((Circumcision)))

Alright, after a long deliberation, I've decided to post this. After seeing all the bullshit stuff that Norman dela Cruz does or likes, this has to be the worst. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who felt deceived in the most flagrant way possible after realizing that circumcision provides no fucking benefits at all. Zero, zilch, zip, nada, nothing. And all the circumcision "benefits" that Normans tell you (like "it will make you taller", "STD protection", "will make you a man") are just pure fucking lies and pseudoscience. I still remembered it like it was yesterday when I was relentlessly bullied by Norman classmates in elementary school when the word got out that I was uncircumcised, which lasted until I gave in to the pressure and have my genitals mutilated.

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WE WUZ

In this thread we share how Pinoys are the most powerful kangz.

WE WUZ JEWGOLDS AND THE TRIBE OF LEVI

>source of the gold in the Temple of Solomon

>lost Israeli settlements

>similar ritual practices

>advanced gold metallurgy

This link contains other links.

http://web.archive.org/web/20170405201911/https://lightofthegentiles.com/2016/08/07/the-gold-of-ophir-the-philippines-in-prophecy-part-3/

They say this is why the Philippines is the richest.

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ooooppppsssss

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The AFP shared it

Does anyone else know any Pinoy anti-commie pages?

The AFP page seems to have a sizeable following.

I managed to send them a few images from a previous thread and they're shared quite a lot.

We should dump all the counter-propaganda we've got on these army groups and let them mass share it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=731241700569485&id=111046055922389

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High End Escorts

Where and how do you come into contact with high end escorts in the philippines? What's the usual rates for the average ones compared to high end ones. Also I heard some celebrities are down for it if the price is right.

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Chinese Mexico

你好 amigo!

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Federalism

Im posting my arguments for federalism.I have only entry level economics and political arguments though.

>corrupt government, pork barrels, government with low to zero merits. With federalism the government will be localized

>Obvious improvement on local communities and the talent of the local people being used locally

>More freedom

>less tribal wars, the government failed to stop these wars as they need these wars to get more money from taxation

>big government growth gets a halt(states are expansionary by nature)

Bad side

>Islam caliphate wars happening in the future. We can only hope they would be happy being left alone woth their culture and tradition. It would solve things for a while though.

>pozzed laws, degenerate states with heretical beliefs or no belief at all

>weak states that relies on hand outs dies

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Another useless bill approved

On the brightside, I can now get some easy money from the hairdressers who go "AY KUYAAAA ANG GWAPO MOO!"

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ssshhhh

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lotto is a meme

PCSO wants you to bet and bet until they get enough shekels and announce the winner-kuno which is a PCSO employee.

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Is this Joma Sisons personal blog?

This looks like a treat to read.

We can see things from their perspective, and analyze this well.

https://www.ndfp.org/tagi/anakbayan/

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EDCA: The "stand-in" for the VFA.

Will duts be able to stop the shenanigans of amboy lorenzana? Or will flips be the ultimate cuckmeisters to amitards?

FFS, I just want them to leave us the fuck alone. They already fucked up majority of the ME, I do not want flipland to be the next Syria.

Any lawfags that can offer an explanation as to how EDCA can be REMUBED.COM, please report in.

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Are pinoys originally hindus(sanatanadharma)?

In bisayan language exists a word for Karma,Gaba.

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Why don't flips know how to speak spanish?

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Red October Fear Mongering?

I'm damn sure the commies can't do anything to oust Duterte by force.

So what's all this talk about Red Oct?

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Grab Your Popcorn

Since we're gonna have front row seats if shit hits the fan, how do you boys think this is gonna play out?

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Why does every filipino who migrates overseas eventually want to go back to the Philippines? I have yet to meet a flip who wasn't raised in the west who didn't want to go back eventually.

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>tfw flips will probably never explore the stars and become space kangs like we were meant to be

I know we have a shitton of problems to fix before we can even dream of becoming space marines, but damn is it depressing. The DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS can do it, why the fuck can't we?

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Philippines-Israel Joint Oil Exploration in Palawan

https://www.manilatimes.net/ph-israel-firm-to-ink-oil-exploration-deal/438298/

Are we slowly yet surely on the process of becoming shabbos goyim? Take note, Palawan is where majority of the U.S. armed forces are stationed inna flipland. Is (((their))) playbook to secure oil explo/devs whilst simultaneously trying to do what they did inna Syria wherein they used the kurds as an illegal entryway into Syria?

I wonder what do the Israelis gave to us in exchange of the oil exploration?

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Political Consensus of /Pinoy/?

Self explanatory title.

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Pepsi Paloma and the Norman Shilling

what is the real truth behind this issue? every norman on the internet jokes about "Pepsi" when they saw something about TVJ or Sotto. and can someone find the clip when Vic Sotto apologizes on air.

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FUCK YES

>DU30 HAS a "Major announcement" tomorrow afternoon

>Marcos' birthday

MARTIAL LAW IS COMING BOYS GET FUCKED LIBSHITS

1:1 PhP to USD again soon

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Crush Thread.

Post cute girls. I'll start with Louis Santos.

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half-pinoy

I'm a faggot who's done drugs in the past. Would I be shot on sight in Duterteland?

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Anyone seen the Redfish NPA Docu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mtusYyzvmo

"The NPA is more Inclusive than the AFP!"

"My child belongs to the party and not to me."

Actual quotes from the documentary.

Redfish seems to be pro Commie.

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Martial Law Rally: The Left Can't Fucking Meme.

Anyone got more pics like this? We need more commie cringe.

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>could be born into better places

>Born here instead

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I need communism hate memes

gumawa ako ng maymay page sa kikebook na anti-communism, can anyone make or send some good anti-communism meme btw the page is a little bait since it is named "UP Diliman Memes". please make sure it is catchy for normans and college commies will bite at the page

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This should be mandatory playing for every patriotic videogaming flip. The only videogame that ever featured the Philippines and filipino characters.

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muh fake news

Really makes you think.

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>visited fb for sometime and clicked on strangers profile, you known people with hundress to thousands of friends

>dude TANDUAY lmao culture, gayculture, bullying, harrasment, and prostitution

>everyones fine with it

Fucking normalfags i swear

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WEBM THREAD: PINOY EDITION

Starting with some fresh OC. Will post more in a bit. Filenames will contain the youtube ID if you want the source (if applicable).

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Where can I find student escorts?

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What does /pinoy/ think about MaxDefensePhilippines?

I liked his page because of his military info, but lately he's been posting non-military related political stuff, especially ever since the Trillanes thing happened.

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>be 1 point below obese level (BMI)

>starts fasting since july

>tfw no carbs ever since

>tfw i feel bad to ricebois due to price hike

>incoming typhoon

>heard some farmer on the radio that they can't harvest their rice yet

>incoming 60 pesos per kilo lul

>lost 12kg and stopped the asian rice meme

>pic related

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Filipino Soy

Anyone got stories of meeting soyfags here in the PH? I haven't seen a lot of Filipino soyfags because most people I know of my age date women that obey them and do not spout out feminist bs every time. The only soy people I know are some rich fags that share whatever they or their female friend found on liberal news sites.

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are there any univs/colleges that teaches functional programming language aside from javascript?

lisp, scheme, haskell and any other functional prog langs are underrated in this country. computer-related courses here teaches about Java/C++ which are the most bullshit languages to start with as a programmer. a 4-year graduate of cs/it doesn't even know what recursion is and its the most important thing to know as a programmer. it is quitely sad to know that our country produces substandard programmers, and they ended up being a call center agent. I dont know if AMA teaches about lambda calculus and functional programming, but in conclusion, we are far behind in the programming competition

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BAGYONG OMPONG

GAANO KA KAHANDA?

It's really fucking strong so you better lube your ass.

>Stocked with canned goods

>LED flashlights ready

>Candles and lighter

>Power banks fully charged

>Phone stocked with anime and porn to weather the storm

>4G internet ready

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I'm a flipam wagie who's tired of life in the west and wants to drop out of society. Is the Philippines still a cheap place to live in and retire for the rest of your life without ever working again? My parents already have a house in the provinces there so all I'd have to worry about are bills for food and utilities. How much could I expect to spend monthly?

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Are you guys white? Don't lie.

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SAUCE

any juanon know sauce to these pics or possibly have moar?

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How does it feel that Whitey steals your best wifes because of your midget sizes (penis and height)