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/pinoy/ migration
Hey, indios. Putang ina ninyo. /pinoy/ is on Infinity Next. Where the fuck are you guys? Time to migrate. Pack up your bolo and your banig. Hurry. Let's gloat at /leftypol/ because they're bigger board and not on Next yet.
look who's the fucking edge lord now?! it's our old friend Allen Severino
Nauso na mga ganitong salitaan sa Faccebook. Sino sa inyo ang nagpasimula nito?
= Why Have Women Been Brainwashed to Think That Marriage And Children Are Life’s Only Goals?=
Link: http://preen.inquirer.net/24094/24094
Archives: https://archive.is/I7qI4 / http://www.freezepage.com/1459145679PZITFGXDAH
And it won't be long before we say hello to demographic decline 25-30 years down the line. God I swear those bossy cunts are trying their best to ruin societies.
Here's a choice quote: "Yet one of the most important skills we need to learn as women is to be alone, self-reliant, self-sufficient, and to luxuriate in our independence."
Good luck with that, future crazy cat lady.
Are we seeing a pattern here? I recently noticed that the government is covering their abuse and malpractices by invoking distractions in the news. I remembered that one time when the various senators and high ranking officials of the government were accused in the PDAF scandal and the FOI bill (Freedom of Information) The next thing that happened was the Mamasapano massacre. Then this happened again, They were killing farmers in Mindanao then after that Several fire accidents happened to distract us, Coincidence? I think not. I ain't tinfoiling you guys or anything.
Myrtle
sarap nito kantutin
Viva Espanya
hindi ba mas maganda kung naging probinsya nalang tayo ng madre espanya kaysa maging isang fucktoy ni uncle sam?
>"The Philippines is a terrible name, coming from Spain. Phillip II was the father of the inquisition, who I believe died of syphilis. It is my great regret that we didn't change the name of our country." -Imelda Marcos
Well, at least King Philip II of Spain didn't die, broken, exiled and hated by his fellow countrymen. He even left the country at its peak, the sun did not set on the Spanish Empire during his death.
Maine Mendoza Thread
Why is she so perfect mga juanons?
/pinoy/ made comics
anyone like some filipino comics/manga?
Trese is still top notch comic for me
RIP in piece "Ang ninja girl ko"
i remembered you two years ago, when a sperg parked his car with "Ang Ninja Girl Ko" decals on it around my neighborhood
feel free to upload some scans of flipino comics
PiliPinas Debates 2016
Debate kicks-off in 3 hours.
Who's your bet, Juanons
Leftards, Y U Do Dis?
Fucking commies making shit up again, as they always do. Luckily, the based comments section called them out for their bullshit.
Archive in case the leftards delete fucking everything: https://archive.is/WJKlU
Nationalism your ass
>Butthurt at a motherfucker that made our national flag as a floor mop
>Brands him as antinationalist by stupid peenoise; UE becomes a shit school because of him.
>What happened to the flag doesn't hurt the flag - what a dumb statement'' - dumb fuck Failipino isn't even reading the statement carefully
>Ask them who the fuck Gen. Malvar or Gen Jacinto are, they will just answer e di wow
Seriously. A flag caused all Filipinos to unite again. It's only fucked up that Filipinos are a bunch of hypocrites. Berating a Filipino because he is not respecting his country, while you, yes all of you that commented on Failbook, is not respecting the country in his/her own way. You are not even patriotic, so you don't have any rights to say that motherfucker that he doesn't belong in the country. All of you aren't.
>Doesn't give importance to every single thing in Philippine history, but instead gives shit on how to get laid
>Not being a good citizen of the country; breaks the laws
>Only knows how to post shit on Failbook
Wow. Failipinos=Hypocrites.
New Pinoy /lit/ thread.
I just realized that Florante at Laura is the most "progressive" shit we churned out, and it was written hundreds of years before being leftist and progressive became a thing. No wonder it's being pushed by leftist academics nowadays.
>starts out introducing the cucked Albanian hero all tied up and emo because he is about to be eaten by lions
>villain is literally Adolph oy vey!
>hero is saved by a dashing Persian prince #notallmuslims
>hero tells the story of how he grew up all awesome and shit
>study in Athenian (heh) university, remove kebab, fall in love, only to be betrayed by a fellow countryman
>moral of the story: do not trust your fellow countryman
>Persian prince tells of how his dad is a pedo creeping on his gf
>gets cucked when he was framed and sentenced to death, but he was spared and given exile instead
>brocucks for life
>meanwhile gf is actually strong Muslim wymyn who can save herself by running away
>strong Muslim wymyn goes to find her Persian prince but saw the hero's gf about to be raped by Adolph
>triggered, she 360 noscoped Adolph
>Muslim couple saves weak Christian couple
Now, how to get this through the Catholic censors?
>Muslim couple converts to the Catholic faith and they live happily ever after
o relly
T O P K E K
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Smart and hysterical fb pages
Putang ina. Sa sobrang galit ko wala na akong masabi. Post niyo yung mga fb pages na napapa-putang ina kayo, hindi lng basta ayaw yung pages na talagang cancer.
If you want to rage just read the other post. https://m.facebook.com/thiscrappygeneration/photos/a.580157072122977.1073741828.579836965488321/688608694611147/?type=3
Btw buhay pa ba c marcelo? Ayaw kong tingnan yung pacebuk nia baka mapatay ko siya
You disgusting CIS male pigs should stop ogling at scantily clad girls it's not even preemptive it's basically fucking RAPE.
Plus, you shouldn't tell girls how to dress because it's fucking RAPE you guys jesus fuck this needs to STOP.
i worked hard on this meme :^)
Miss Universe 2015
Ok guys Miss Philippines won in 2015's Miss Universe Pageant. Proceed to comment how
"Filipinoys are best in the world, no one can beat us" when in truth you aren't
What's the easiest way to get an abortion here? Before you ask, she, her family and my family don't give a shit about the fetus and would prefer to get it out.
>tfw you will never be a handsome /fit/ playboy Catholic priest
Supot Containment thread
>tfw merong mga baklang supot dito.
Mga bading putang ina niyo, nangangamoy mga kupal niyo.
The Squatterverse Thread
Post everything related to the Squatterverse.
Fuck Marry Kill - /pinoy/ edition
Let's do this mga indios.
Failipphines thread
>TFW fucking Failiphinos turned an Anime into a fucking inspirational/relationship advice page.
Tangina lang, sobrang palpak ng mga Pinoy sa internet. Puro kayo mga bobo, normie at fucking sjw.
Bakit ba kayo nandito sa 8ch or any other chans? Tangina lang please, bumalik na kayo sa normiebook. Masyadong makikitid at undeveloped ang mga utak ninyo para dito.
Pinay Cuties
DUMP YA'LL
Manny ''Fuckman'' Fuckquiao
Heard of this latest issue where Manny Fuckquiao gets fucked up by faggots?
> Says all LGBT are worse than animals
> Gets backlash from prominent people from the LGBT community
I just want to tell you that some straight or gay human beings are worse than animals.
> Nigga forgot to use his brain
> Uses bible verses instead of researching before saying anything
> Gets a handful of roasts that he will never forget
RIP in pieces, Manny Fuckquiao.
This nation can be great again
Even the Trump derives inspiration from Marcos.
Philippine Elections 2016: The Vice Presidents
I know, I know, another political post cluttering up /pinoy/, but I came across this.
Setting aside the clown show that is the presidential candidates, what are your thoughts on the VP bids?
Leni Robredo seems to be the better choice compared to a Marcos & a trapo, but she pings off my danger alarms like crazy.
https://www.facebook.com/AnakbayanUsa/videos/945383578884868/
Hello Flips. /pol/ here. I know you guys are very anti-communist, but what is this communist garbage on my facebook feed? Who's funding them and why are they advocating violence and promoting leftist values in your community?
>Marcos government
>turns a blind eye on US nuclear weapons sekretly being stored in Philippines
>Americans are welcomed back
We totally wouldn't turn a blind eye again, if the US does it again. We've signed treaties of course ;^)
>103rd Brigade overrun's Maute group's stronghold and fend off self-proclaimed ISIS group attacks
congratulations lads good work.
Get rekt, rabblerousers
>"…I wasn't asking for it."
Because you faggots caused a ruckus in the campus, you asked for it and you deserve to be charged, tried and sentenced.
To Mr. Zuñiga, banging on doors and deliberately disrupting classes is a very obnoxious way of expressing their sentiments about a specific policy that is being implemented.
>artist group criticizes UP professor for saying that interracial marriages between Cordillera natives and Europeans created a better race.
The UP professor is right though :^)
To chink or not to chink?
Philippine Supreme Court Approves Return of U.S. Troops.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/13/world/asia/philippines-us-military.html?ref=topics&_r=0
Are the Philipines a good place to chill and spend my money? I want to spend my shekels on a country near the micronesia (i was thinking about Tokelau but the internet speed is slow as fuck)
Post your Pinay SJW tumblrina Feminist waifu
>thinks everything is problematic
>hates white ppl
> nigger sympathizer
>pussy whipped bf
Musical.ly scandal
Musical.ly scandal.
Enjoy mga negro
>online petition created to declare "persona non grata" on this guy who influenced Nike to turn down Pacqiuao's sponsorship
Holy shit, I thought the persona non grata thing was just a meme
Kinn Ng: exposed
girl is from admu and saint jude (chinese high school in manila full of sluts) when she got to college her fam got into financial trouble and she went around fucking guys for money and when her batchmates found out she'd fuck them to keep them quite that's how the rumours got spread and now she left home with her pinoy bf cuz she kept complaining about how chi dicks were small. she blocked her fb Kinn Ng but you can email her kinnklariceng@gmail.com or instagram kinnklarice
Fags are ruining everything
From >>13850
>The real threat are the new leftists in media, all those sodomites and feminists on TV.
>They're literally making our boys gay.
And they're starting the purge. First target is Manny Pacquiao with his comments on same-sex marriage. I'm afraid that by the end of this decade, we could be Canada lite in terms of the SJW and feminazi infestation. Some of the influential morons are signalling their hate and their pandering for those faggots. One commie SJW faggot (https://archive.is/1PNUA) even advocated for hate speech laws, which we do not and should not have. Even ordinary folks are showing their hate against someone who was our champion. God, I swear that this country is going down the shitter.
Love won? No. The full fury of anti-straight bigotry was unleashed, and it wreaked havoc on us Filipinos. I'm glad that some people called out on their bullshit. And one more thing,
IF HOMOSEXUALITY IS NATURAL IN ANIMALS, SO ARE PEDOPHILIA AND CANNIBALISM.
So this man is winning big time in America. Considering the Philippines likes to copy America in everything they do, I do hope he becomes President of the United States. It will show people in our country that right wing views are alive and healthy, and people might gravitate towards it if the right candidates show up. I'm not even American but I'm pretty patriotic about Trump's America right now.
The 2016 Philippine Presidential candidates according to #Gamergate
Crossposted to /gamergatehq/
Poe = SJWs
Binay = corrupt journos
Roxas = /v/
Duterte = /pol/
Defensor-Santiago = 3rd party trolls
Feel free to sage to oblivion. Just sharing an observation that amused me.
Stupid Hispachan always advertising ugly things, how do they get money to advertise that anyway.
>ancient aliens tagalog version
This is a suggested youtube search.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
A daily reminder to:
>gas canals
>smoke trees
>report to DOH of huge immobile water
>make sure to close any water reserve
>use mosquito nets and lotions
>don't leave dark damp places
>don't open window when mosquito are around
>urge Barangay officials to smoke canals and woodland areas
>wear long sleeved clothes and shorts during the night
>raise awareness in school to prepare children
We need to prevent any opportunity for Zika, Malaria or Dengue in our local communities. You don't want your newborn kids to end up like pic related, so prepare.
For more information about the virus:
http://www.nhs.uk/news/2016/01January/Pages/Zika-virus-your-questions-answered.aspx
Reminder if you don't vote for this guy this coming Presidential election, you are either a shitstain feminist or a SJW.
>the idiot who used the Philippine flag is from University of the East
>punishment for using our national flag in such a way is P20,000 and a year in prison
>university says they will punish the student, but has not said that they will kick him out
truly shit university.
Manila Centric
parang sa manila nalang lahat pano naman kami dito sa ibang mga rehiyon?
sino diri bisaya
>tagalog nakita
>"pre, san dito yung SM?"
>"ha? wa ko kabalo. Sabihan mo dun sila "palubot ko""
>leaves
>nadunggan nako sila sa duol
>"tol, palubot ko"
>"yawa mga bayot."
>gipangkulata ang duha
KEK
International Meetup Day this Weekend -- Who's Going?
http://www.returnofkings.com/78021/full-city-listing-and-meeting-points-for-international-meetup-day
Shall we show these "men" why we're the most powerful race in the world?
CRINGE THREAD
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
LGBT
G
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tbh we don't really need feminist or LGBT movements in the Philippines. We're ranked top amongst the most accepting when it comes to LGBT and gender equality, depsite not having laws or interventions enforcing tolerance. If they want to endorse people's rights go to Africa or Middle East.
/pinoy/ webm thread
/pinoy/ webm thread
make it pinoy related
mga negrong unggoy
>Emperor Hiroshi and Empress Nagasaki visits Philippines
>Philippines rises 6 notches in global economic freedom
>Philippines hosts biggest Catholicon
>Philippine economy set to be growing at 6.5%
>INC killing themselves
>Americans back in the region
>Stronger relations and possible SEATO alliance with Laos, Vietnam, Taiwan, Japan, US, Australia and South Korea
You smell that? That's the smell of freedumbs
>gagu bazooka!
>mga bugo mo!
>yaw 2x mode
>didto ibutang ang landmine bay
>putang ina mo!
>*backflips missiles and bullets*
>bay naunsa naman ka bay, patyon na lang tika bay
>nay 4 ka ninjang maniniyot!
>nay 3 ka buang, 3 ka pala iyot (sex)+bayot (gay)
>fire the hole
>mao nang gaba nimo
top fucking kek, never laughed so hard. I applause whoever made this. One of the best one liners. It's 100x better than the films our film industry produces.
Why haven't you watched this masterpiece yet?
hi /pinoy/ i'm josh. this is the view from my apartment.
What are your opinions on gay marriage?
**I do not agree with gay marriage, I only support them getting civil unions. My gay mentor told me once, "don't understand why you would want to be married to a religion that condemns you".
Post pics of amateur Pinay girls
Andrea Brillantes
For all the pedos. She has a 27 second video.
Cnu mas masarap sa kanila?
Julia Barreto vs Julia Montes.Cnu gustu mu maging sex slave mu?
>Marcos: Special diploma from Oxford is same as bachelor's degree
AHAHAHAHAHA
RIP PPM
prestigious philippine memes fuckign dies
hello /pinoy/
sa tingin niyo ba kailangan ng diploma sa kolehiyo ang kung sino mang tatakbo sa matataas na posisyon sa gobyerno?
ipaliwanag kung bakit
/pinoy/ fashion thread
What clothes do you usually wear?
sinong may alam na okay na cellphone store sa greenhills? tas legit ba yung iba? naghahanap ako tas parang mura eh advice plox
Metro Manila Film Festival thread
You guys ready to repeatedly watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens until this shit festival passes?
>tfw this will make tons of money simply because the Philippines doesn't have a lot of IMAX screens
Can we spread a rumor that Duterte is the antichrist.
Please dont be a normiephines and just do it for the lulz.
Why aren't you creating vidya, ya Flips?
Or are you waiting for faggots to take over the industry like it did with our cinema. Don't you want a future filled with Vice Ganda videogames?
What's dududuts stance on gun control?
>this is what Filipino Communists actually believe
http://www.manilatoday.net/these-are-what-the-communists-will-do-if-they-win-in-the-philippines/
apupupu
Fucking kids singing the same song every single night everytime. wtf is this is shit. Fucking illiterate fucks only know one song. God damn I hate poorfags, do you hate poorfags /pinoy/? If you're a poorfag or browsing 8chan on an internet cafe and not on a PC then you should kill yourself.
tfw nogf
>tfw no gf
The last woman that showed interest in me, I chickened out. And now she has a boyfriend, I'm now realizing I fucked up.
pr0n
What's your favorite porn site /pinoy/?
If repeated , fuck this
Shit, im back. Happy newyir sana maputukan kayo ng picolo.
>mfw purposely setting picolos on street just for the children to pick it up
Also
>Simbang gabi
>see this
>what do?
Japanese Emperor, Empress set to visit PHL next month
>http://www.mb.com.ph/japanese-emperor-empress-set-to-visit-phl-next-month/
W E W
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For 15 dorrar, would you?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR INDIOS!!
Maligayang Pasko mga Indio.
What are you doing this New Year, if you're fapping high five.
you will never sing with a qt girl in new year's eve
Merry Christmas mga Kababayan
Merry Christmas /pinoy/
How many Magsaysays would it take to fix the Philippines?
I wish he never died in that airplane crash.
MUH DICK
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/192351/filipinos-grandmamma-could-be-russias-anastasia
>I first met Caty Petersen in October 2010 through a mutual friend, who was convinced that I was the right person to write Caty’s story.
>She divulged nothing more than that, asking me to just keep an open mind and join them for lunch, which at least promised to be a pleasant one; Kai was one of my favorite restaurants, and we hadn’t seen each other for months.
>Caty’s grandmother was Russian, but wasn’t someone she really knew that much about, and now she had pieced together a story that was clearly begging to be told. I convinced her to write the story herself.
>So this is the story of her grandmother, but it is as much the story of Caty, whose journey of self-discovery really began over a century ago, in the heart of Russia.
>My Mom identifies the photo I took of a portrait of Russia’s last queen—Czarina Alexandra Romanov.
>Having just discovered an hour earlier that my grandmama’s name, Tasia, is actually a diminutive of the name Anastasia, I start hyperventilating.
TOP KEK!
Why are whites such utter cucks /pinoy/? Someone should post this on /pol/ and feel the rage of a white empress being defiled by shitskins like us.
MISS UNIVERSE 2015
Holy shit, who's the genius who gave a nigger something to read?
LAGI NA LANG UMUULAN
Merry christmas /pinoy/ I hope you all have a nice holiday and get a gf as present, also buy loads of gifts. :^)
Mga Pinoy
Bakit ba napaka astig ng mga pinoy(Sarcasm ba ito o hindi?))
Catholicism is best religion, prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't
>Philippine Navy purchasing multiple frigates next year
Wew, I thought only PAF knows what military equipment to buy. Just pls don't buy a frigate from the US coast guard, buy something modern. It's okay goyums we'll take back our clay and see one day.
The Grace Poe citizenship case just created a massive loophole in the system even bigger.
If your parents abandoned you or if you have been adopted and you still don't know who your parents are biological. Then you're not a natural born Filipino. This also opens a bigger question, because if orphans are not natural born because we don't know who their parents are. Then the ones who did not go through the naturalization process in the Philippines or some other foreign country are technically stateless. The government are not bound to help them, they cannot vote, they do not deserve education, they do not have the right to stay in the Philippines, they are not Filipinos.
Wew, that decision is a huge fuck up. I hope Congress changes the constitution or have the Supreme Court overrule the decision.
Haha oh wow I dreamt about WW3
It was weird, the sides were identity politics.
There were non-whites against whites. We were once spared for being non-whites.
Then I saw a parade of trannies.
At the very start of the war I was innawoods, by a river.
It was a good view since I could see up to the river's waterfall.
The initial missile salvo saw the nearby hut getting destroyed.
We were amazed it had some military importance.
A demolition team with bulldozers got to our location.
I had to help them bury alive a large animal of some unknown species.
I was supposed to pilot a stealth plane with a nuke.
But when the time came there was no plane for me and I got butthurt.
I just wasted running around the bureaucracy.
Eventually I was holed up in a tall building in the city.
Saw helicopters raining missile on the streets below.
I feared them strafing our floor.
I had a bolt action rifle, could be a sniper if only I had scope.
Then I realized I don't know how to fire a gun.
How prevalent is carpool in Philippines? I think that will save Manila.
A carpooling propaganda poster
Martherfucking Roxas
ZEIG FUCKING HEIL MAR ROXAS.
FUCKING VOTE HIM OR ELSE PHILIPPINES WILL EXPERIENCE HOLOCAUST UNDER NOGNOG BINAY.
and oh yeah, fuck him. this is just a joke. Fuck Mar Roxas.
*this girl approaches you*
>Magandang umaga, po. Meron po ba kayong oras para sa batas militar?
wat do?
pope john paul 2 fucked little children
Cringe thread
>newfag
>been lurking 4ching/b/ for 6 months
>still a newfag
>enlighten me
PS. Yung putang inang yan babae na yan sarap ioffer kay Lucifer. Send dick guys
Your part
>they're doing their part by reporting druggies to authorities
Are you?
Pinoy SJW/SJW-like Behavior
ITT: We discuss and ridicule pinoys jumping on the SJW bandwagon as if they're not third-worlders living in a shitty country that has much bigger problems.
It's reaching our shores.
r8 me landing in Sabah armed with a bible and cross.
Guess what's in my mind? :^)
duterts
HINDI RAW TATAKBO SI DUTERTE PUTANG INA PANO NA ANG PINAS
Province Rate thread
don't be a bading,just let it all out
check 'em
Rick Astley Rolls to Manila
> mfw when the biggest rickroll is being planned here
>this is future generation of flip politicians
how do we end it?
to /pol/ frequenters of /pinoy/
i ask you,
halos lahat ng /pol/ nagaagree kay hitler pero kasabwat nya ang imperial japan ng tayong mga pilipino ay inapi nila. gusto ko sana sumangayon sa kanilang paniniwala at salita tungkol sa mga "nacional socialismo" pero ang bataan deathmarch at comfort women ay tunay na nangyari at hindi hindi gawa ng hudyo
how do you cope?
>still carying the aswang repellant in my bag
>my auntie gave it to me
Why aren't you carrying one in your bag
>cartier diamond tiara $100,000
>a total of $7m worth of jewellery was confiscated from Imelda during the 80's-90's
>the value of the jewellery could rise if put in today's price
>barrel shaped diamond worth $5m
>pink diamonds are pretty rare
>tfw it was just listed as "crystal"
>diamond came from India where the crown for the British crown jewels are mined
>gets graft charges
>get acquitted
>let go scot free
>still in government
>still rich as fuck with the wealth they moved out of the country
>Illocanos will defend her
wew
minorities thread
lets talk about our minorities tsongs.
share stories or whatever.
Watch as this show tries to portray a socially awkward person.
http://www.rainiertamayo.com/mrrobot/season-1-episode-1-eps10hellofriendmov.html
Refugees Welcome?
Is anyone else's Facebook/Twitter/whatever feed being bombarded by tons of our fellow countrymen (mostly women) arguing for the plight of refugees?
Napupuno na ako.
It makes me want to start a petition actually asking Pnoy/senate/kung sinusino man to actually take in maybe 500,000 refugees and resettle them in rich, privileged enclaves in Metro Manila and Cebu (where these pro-refugee pinoy actually live).
Tignan natin kung di mag-iba isip ng mga 'yan pag biglang sila na katabi ng kebab.
Wala kang bayag Julius
> be ninong
> commits wedding
> ex gets butthurt when he started talking shit
> triggered.jpg
> begins to make a rant on her fb
> "Isa kang gago"
> "nagawa mong gumawa ng nuptial vows sa babae habang may tinatapakang babae"
> "wala kang bayag"
> "wala kang kwentang tao"
> "goodluck julius"
> "sana hindi ka maghirap"
typical pinoy standard relationship conflicts
can this country get any worse
here his pic btw
Mag paskil ng komento sa posteng ito.
Ayon sa aking pagsasaliksik, marami sa mga Indio channers ay ayaw sa ating tabla sapagkat ang nakararami rito ay mga maka kanan, sa madaling salita karamihan sa mga Indio channers ay baklang commie lel. At ayon pa aking isang pagsasaliksik, ang ating tabla ay napasok na rin ng mga normal na bakla at wala pa sa hustong gulang.
Kung maaari ay mag paskil kayo sa hibla na ito upang malaman natin kung gaano talaga tayo karami rito.
At matanong ko lang, saan napunta ang populasyon ng pnoychan at ng maloloschan?
P.S.
Kung kayo ay kasali sa mga sekrit andergrawnd klab ng mga Indio sa sulok sulok ng net, nawa'y yayain ninyo sila dito.
>no apec thread
USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
http://news.yahoo.com/obama-visit-philippine-navy-flagship-114841973.html
http://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/74593/china-told-dont-bully-philippines
http://learningenglish.voanews.com/content/philippines-welcome-us-military-back/3044221.html
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-philippines-obama-20151115-story.html
>piecemeal of WWIII
What do you think is the Pope talking about? Is he calling for a new Crusade?
Do you know this feel, /pinoy/?
China should heed their own message, they underestimate us too much. :^)
Damnnnnnn our new passport looks fancy
FreedomEagle/10
Save Pedro
So, you know how Spain-senpai is in deep shit right now?
>Catalonia is very close and eager for an independence.
>Spain might need to usurp the autonomy of some of their regions (constitutional, but unpopular) to prevent places like Catalonia to declare independence
>nearly 50% of young Spaniards are unemployed
>huge debnts and unstable economy
>talks of turning into a republic again and remove monarchy
Where do you stand? Are you not bothered that Spain might not exist in the future and that their monarchy will be overthrown? They are our colonizers of course.
>this is considered to be part of the Austronesian language
Flight Plan
>people from other countries will no longer need to land in Manila
>other international airports are getting upgrades to become have more capacity due to scandals in NAIA and its shitty services
>plans to improve NAIA has already been stopped
I hate that airport so much.
>inb4 the flight list only lists me, my men and doctor pavel here
Short-hair Maine > Long-hair Maine
Prove me wrong
Powerful indeed
Most powerful man comes to the land of the most powerful race.
What do you think will happen at APEC? I hope we can achieve something against China and better cooperation between attending ASEAN memebers
India is still not accepted, lmao
How is a pinoy supposed to compete with THIS?
BEE NEIGH
reminder that Binay paid at least 10 billion USD/pesos to the company of the PCOS machines
reminder that Binay is already confident with his victory
reminder that his 10 billion war chest ensures his victory
reminder that he feels obligated no longer to respond properly when being interviewed
reminder that we're fucked anyways
Alright /pinoy/, let's do this.
Go to http://atwar-game.com
Click PLAY AS GUEST
Play the tutorial.
Play the tutorial some more.
Later tonight I'll set up a game for us to play.
It's somewhere around our region so focus on that in the tutorial.
Don't worry, I'm a noob at this too.
mfw this SJW became Hayden Kho's defense lawyer.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/452339/in-the-know-lorna-kapunan-lawyer-of-celebrities
Also, Pasig has junked that whore Halili's complaint since 2010
Despite obvious shit like this (http://www.rappler.com/move-ph/107628-lumad-agusan-npa-responsible-killings), the leftards are still lying and doubling down about the lumads. Don't forget that they claim responsibility for the death of Mayor Dario Otaza (who is an ex-NPA) and his son without any hint of regret (http://www.rappler.com/nation/110516-npa-admits-killing-agusan-del-sur-mayor-son).
JUSTICE FOR THE LUMADS
REMOVE COMMUNISTS FROM PREMISES
RIDO AND PANGAYAW NOW
ATTENTION PEENEENEETS
GOV'T IS GIVING OUT FREE 4K NIGBUX FOR STREET DWELLERS ON ROXAS BLVD. BRING YOUR RAGGEDY CLOTHES AND AT LEAST 6 MONTH OLD NIECES
http://www.mb.com.ph/street-dwellers-to-get-p4000-each-to-rent-homes-during-apec/
EBIN :-DD
Who's up for some comfy midnight doto here?
tang ina rak nato mid ako 2 tango pls XDDD
Add me flips 248812760
I'm 3.8k
So, I learned that Metro Manila is now in Google Streetview.
Finally, we could participate in those streetview games.
What have you guys found so far? Any funny store signs, epal posters, general failipine stuff?
>tfw Mahal has just got married to a 25 year old guy
What's your excuse for being single?
Are you willing to give Popoy, this obsessive, suffocating asshole A Second Chance?
Seriously, fuck this movie, this is the reason why we get nothing but chick flicks 99% of the time.
Okay.. I can't do this alone. Sino active d2 let's hack some hard drives.
http://thebrobrobro1988.blogspot.com/2015/08/how-to-access-unsecured-hard-drives.html
Post results
>pic related hacking some unprotected cams
Can you guys make one for us?
>tfw you will never fight in the Zamboanga Campaign
>tfw you'll never be a sharpshooter in the Zamboanga Campaign
>tfw you'll never be a sharpshooter without a scope in the Zamboanga Campaign
>tfw you'll never no scope separatist that use civilians as meat shield
>tfw you'll never no scope through an entire military campaign
Also manong is really brave or stupid for standing and poking his head out next to the no scope soldier
Tell me what you think cucks
http://mugstoria.com/christianceniza/8-reasons-why-some-filipinas-prefer-white-guys/
Why do Filipinas love white men?
Unli 20mbps is accessible to pinoys
>2015
>Shit internet speed
What is your excuse?
which board do you frequently go to, /pinoy/? cuckchan is acceptable
>8ch
/v/, /pol/, /baph/, /agdg/
>cuckchan
/vg/, /vr/, /jp/, /pol/
Para sa lahat ng nakasubaybay sa board na ito
Bilang sembreak na ng karamihan, wala naman tayong ginagawa, at putangina niyo, inom tayo?
inb4 normiefag
MGA TOL
Kinsay bisaya diri?
They're doing it again.
>got invited to a custom halloween dorm party this saturday
>mfw I want to dress up as Mr Suave with Katipunan hat pic related
>I will sing the 'mr Suave' song to them and tell them that I am proud of my costume
I-I'll make friends, r-right?
>my one of my ancestors who I can't figure out if he was my great great great grand father or just my great great grand father was part of the revolution against /sp/ain
>mfw dad just told me about how there is a statute commemorating the battle that of my ancestors was the commander of
>mfw the battle happened during the Philippine-American war
>my ancestor was the commander of a small force that were just locals and were mostly armed with machete and knifes as there was a severe shortage of guns
>mfw my ancestor died in the battle only one of his troops survived
hold me, I'm going to cry.
>The Hague backs Philippines
PINOY
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http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/735463/philippines-scores-against-china-in-un-arbitration
>Lastikman vs Captain Barbell should be our Batman vs Superman
prove me wrong :^)
pro tip: you can't
Spoops
Do the Philippines have Halloween?
Pinay Galleries
We can all agree that Pinay pornclips are utter shit ranging from lowres scandals to amateur inday garbage. Anyone of you coconut beaters know of sites that showcases pinay beauty (amateur, pinup, sfw, or nsfw) in image format?
Mar Roxas has a natural JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP face. No need to shoop.
So Indonesian haze is coming to Manila as well
http://cnnphilippines.com/metro/2015/10/26/Philippines-will-haze-reach-Metro-Manila.html
>someone reported Pacquiao as a nuisance/troll candidate because he was terrible at being a representative
we should be reporting Pacquiao as a troll candidate tbh
>there will be idiots that will upboat him
3spooky5me
this just surfaced on my wall and it's trending fast. lel this is top kek. do you think this is real?
it's clearly photoshopped in my opinion
funny Filipino names for people/businesses go
>Eddie Wow
>Dr Dick L. Ong
>Mang Inasar
>Manok ng Ina Mo!
>Facebool
>Adobo Putoshop
>Hair Force One
>Ken Afford
>Tang Moo
>Toyota Queen
>Lahing Aswang
>21/21 vision
>Mami Pakyaw
>Batman bin Superman
>Lord Vol Demort
>Dina Fresh Chicken
>Pek-Pek Carenderia
>Libing Things Funeral Parlour
>Scissor Palace Salon
>Soon Fatt takeaway
>
Does anyone have that picture of Noynoy with a gun when he was young?
>mfw this is what Filipino culture passes nowadays
>meanwhile Masons and politicians control our country and get rich at our expense
>all is lost
Just fucking kill me. Shit is depressing. Our collective culture is like those of the niggers in America.
name the gril
looking if she uploaded any other vids
JAV
fellow indios, pretty sure some of you watch JAV here. who's your favorite grill? mine is pic related
>Bong Bong Marcos is running for vice-president
>they're looking for a team up with du-du-duderte
>Marcos' sure they'll get the 'Solid North' vote
>yfw they're going to concentrate their votes in the north
>yfw if you combine Ilocos, Cordillera, and Cagayan valley they would only constitute 4 million or about 4% of the population and it's even lower for those available to vote
>Binay had to get 14 million vote to win his vice-presidency
Marcos' campaign strategist should be sacked tbh their campaign to focus in the north is a terrible idea.
Also, I'm sad to see Imee becoming old and there seems to be something wrong with mouth when she speaks, she too old now :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFgtabNnz4
If Ferdinand Marcos was a moe anime girl, pic related :^)
Leaked
Hi there indios.
Earthquake simulator
in light of all this fear of an earthquake and all of these earthquake drills,I feel that we too at /pinoy/ should do the same in case of an emergency
tldr;
ITT there is an earthquake
Maharlika
>Philippines owned by 1 family
>has documents proving its authenticity
>Where did the wealth of the Marcos came from
>Where did the Ayala's Wealth came from
>Where did the philippine billionaires wealth came from
Watch the whole whole document and research on your own.
>Visual text
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AMaharlika
>video
Online Shopping(import)
Sinu may karanasan sa online shopping d2? Magkanu ang singil ng customs para sa mga produkto. Kakabili ko lang ng items worth 600pesos only galing Hong Kong(via online shopping).
wanted QT
mga tol, paano ba ako makakakuha ng muslim qt?
2016 Elections
Who's your president?
I ordered some medication off the deep web. I have ordered outside the country before, but never in the Philippines. They aren't illegal, but they're prescription meds, and the use is questionable. What are the chances that they actually get through customs?
Help me fellow indios how do I stop myself from lusting after chinese girls?
>Japanese emperor and empress will visit Philippines next year
W-what should we do to greet our Japanese masters? :DDDDDDDD
Tangina nyo mga gago! Nakakahiya kayong mga tarantadong punyeta kayo!
Hanggang dito sa ibang bansa damang dama ko ang pag ka salty ninyo.
Mga di marunong tumanggap ng pag katalo, walang sportsmanship, mga putanginang sarado isipan, mga racist at siraulo.
Minsan nahihiya na 'ko maging Pilipino dahil sa kabobohan ninyo. Puta, para kayong mga undeveloped subhumans. Kaya tayo ginagawang ka tawa-tawa sa internet dahil ki-kitid ng utak ninyo.
>Philippines, saltiest and most racist people in the world.
Pweh!
>He's not a Butuanon
>He's not a descendant of one of the best seafaring people in /sea/
>His people is not known to be one of the best boat makers in /sea/
>His people were not trading with Srivijaya modern day Singapore, Thailand, M'laysia, Indonesia, and Myanmar
>His people didn't raid foreign shores
What are your people famous for? :^)
>yfw you weren't there to defend Philippines from Yuropean explorers to protect your religion, language, and culture
>yfw you weren't there to put down Chinese rebels and fight with the grorious Japanese in combat
>yfw you weren't there to fight for greater rights and autonomy within the everlasting Spanish Empire
>yfw you weren't there to fight to fight the backstabbing, colonizer wannabe America
>yfw you weren't there when Filipinos fought the grorious and fearless Japanese in combat
>yfw you weren't there to fight gommies in foreign lands such as Korea and Vietnam for democracy
>yfw you weren't there to end a dictator's rule, that was originally to combat the spread of gommies, but was corrupted
>yfw you live in an era where poverty is at large and oligarch rule you
>yfw you live in an era where there are not "great man theory"
>yfw you were too late
Quadcopter
Any Quadcopter User here?
Ang hirap humanap ng local store for spare parts. Any hobbyist?
Australia in talks with Philippines to resettle refugees
Prepare to be culturally enriched!
Australia in talks with Philippines to resettle refugees
>Australia said Friday it is in talks with the Philippines to send refugees there, but refused to confirm reports of a Aus$150 million (US$109 million) deal to expand its controversial resettlement policy.
>Under Australia's hardline policy to stop asylum-seeker boats reaching its shores, those arriving by sea are denied resettlement in Australia, even if found to be genuine refugees.
>They are sent to much-criticised camps on the Pacific island nations of Nauru and Papua New Guinea and in recent months Australia has been seeking new countries to settle the refugees in.
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/australia-talks-philippines-resettle-refugees-040352186.html
A front-page report in The Daily Telegraph said Foreign Minister Julie Bishop had agreed the deal with her Philippines counterpart in New York and that it was awaiting sign-off by President Benigno Aquino.
As a proud White Nationalist, this is one way Philippines can save the White Race, by rediverting and absorbing shitskins from Australia so it can continue to be white (and chink) and implement its Fuck Off We're Full policy.
Remember, in the Philippines, any foreigner is actually an upgrade on our economy and on our genetics.
How does it feel for Bagiuofags that K-cops will not be patrolling the streets to protect coreans from crimes and not the locals.
china's apology
Hi guys,
On behalf of us chinese I want to apologize for offending the clearly superior filipino people for the match.
You guy can take solace in knowing you guys have bigger dicks that us anyway and you'll be happy to know I'm doing my god-given duty of being a cuckold and having my girlfriends cheat on me with pinoy bulls.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Manila International Airport tomorrow, August 21, 1981.
happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning
so long space robots
Why did we let this cult grow in flipland?
what the FUCK it's OCTOBER why am I hear christmas music you FUCKERS
Possible countries to procure aircraft carriers
All I hear about the Philippine Navy is that they'll keep getting Patrol boats…why can't they save up those money to buy warships like another frigate, a destroyer or even an aircraft carrier…also where do you think we could buy an aircraft carrier?
Most likely countries where we could get one:
>Spain's Principe de Asturias is being decommissioned (likely, since Spain is decommissioning it and Spain is in deep financial trouble + they're Spain our big bro)
>Thailand's Chakri Naruebet a carbon copy of the Principe de Asturias is nicknamed as a "Royal yacht" since it's only ever used to transport the Thai royal family (maybe, if the Thai people calls for its decommission to cut costs)
>The US' famous Kitty Hawk is old, currently in reserve and could be replaced by newer models (unlikely, it would be expensive to run and buy)
>Philippines defeats FIBA giants Japan and Iran
>there are people in our government that want our country to join a communist based bank
Shamefur dispray, I'd rather lend money to the PIGS (Poortugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain) and not get it back than give it to gommies :^D
>hey, Juanon! do you want to eat some cheesecake with me?
wat do?
cheesecake's dream
s-so you know how Poe is running as an Independent? Wouldn't it be very disadvantageous for her to do so because she would have to rely on her "allies" to control Congress? Wouldn't joining a party or at least create one would be better, as she would have secured support to pass statutes?
Ewan ko kung bakit pero tangina gusto ko durugin pwet ni sam navarro
Ikaw ay isang malaki na tao.
How do you guys feel about your women having such an attraction for white men? When I went to the Philippines I couldn't keep your women off my dick. I would get eye fucked everywhere I went, the dynamics were essentially reversed, I felt like how a hot girl does in a western country.
I even saw some old fat guys with qt pinays, these girls date them purely because of their white skin. They aren't hookers either, many want a white kid.
So do you guys feel like cucks about this or just indifferent?
>be centrist
>attending my first Criminology seminar
>prof states that she is a radical lefty (I can tolerate moderate and centre lefties) and a feminist (but not the all men are pigs type)
>she says the Conservatives want "the poor poorer and the rich richer"
>mfw she partly quotes Margaret Thatcher
>mfw we're going to cover Marxism, which I've done in College already (._ . )
W-what is your opinion on Ash or Bewbs? This video has really made me think to prefer Ash. I know I've made a thread about this once, but I can't find it.
Nigger got toasted in UPLB
This is just the start, folks. We have to keep up the pressure and educate the voters both online and IRL.
Why do cutie filipinas love black men?
I thought the Philippines was obsessed with white skin
PERFECT SATAN (stan)
/sp/ may have been your first…
But I'm going to be your second…
And I have no desire to be….. Gentle
/imperfectsatan/ HYPE
ITT we post a worthier national hero than Rizal
pic related
All right lads time to ch-ch-check your privilege!
Race: /sea/man +10
Sex: Male +25
Orientation: Str8 +20
Europe: Europe- Meh +15
Religion: Non-religious 0
Status: Middle 0
Disability: Able-bodied +25
Attractiveness: Attractive face +10
Size: Normal 0 (for flip standards k)
Profession: None/Other 0
>Mein total: 105
>SJW would nail me on the stake
Where can I find historical photos of filipino people? I need them for my OCs
NTC Hacking
Oi.
Sinong may balita dito? normally tumatambay ako sa /b para sa raids pero busy ako masyado sa games ngayon kaya nakaligtaan ko ito.
merong bang may alam kung sino nag raid call nito at kung saan naorganize?
http://technology.inquirer.net/44422/hackers-deface-ntc-website-over-slow-internet-in-ph
sorry na, huli sa balita
>flip in Singapore calls for a coup by our maid army there
>Singaporean authorities investigate
>flip lies and gets arrested
rip in piece tbh
>mfw planning to signing up for the Filipino student group in my university tomorrow
>mfw I will never be able to talk to them about 8chan or politics (as the flips I saw here are not the type to talk about it)
>mfw I'm re-thinking my option and instead join dodgeball group or law society
Let's talk about how shitty our entertainment is.
>mfw that piece of shit Ikaw Lamang is almost over
If you don't like the local entertainment, do you enjoy our crappy Tagalog dubs of K-Dramas and anime?
HYPE
H Y P E
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>you will never experience this feel
Philippine Special Forces
They do it for free.
>;_;7
y4it
yo this is Josh
anyone going to the tech conference tomorrow morning?
Filipino Gamers Party. Discuss
Do you think this is going to work out?
Context: This person is the owner of Neutral Grounds.
Music
Post stuff you like.
Any Stock Investors here?
How much money needed in order to start investing?
Which broker is good?
GINAGAMIT BA TAYO NG HUDYO? (Jews)
3:40
pls support the JIDF.
Quick question
How can I be an online freelancer when I cant get an debit card for my paypal because the bank requires that I need an employer?
Help me out here, /pinoys/. How do I get aroun this?
Did anyone see that Philippines vs Russia game? Both teams nearly got themselves into fistfights because of the Russians attacking the flip players.
>Russian player elbows one of the flip players despite the ball being quite far away, this causes the flip player's head to bleed
>Russian player hits one of the flip player's face causing him to lose balance
>flip player then takes revenge by kicking the Russian player on the knee causing him to lose balance
>Another Russian then throws a ball on one of the flip player's face
>Russians still lost though
Why are Russians acting like niggers?
Received the following SPAM text:
We saw your photos and you are invited to join our casual sex hookup group for casual sex arrangements. Go to: [REDACTED]
Them spammers are getting more degenerate, but they underestimate my wizard powers.
ded board
What can /pinoy/ tell me about Zamboanga?
I know there's some terrorists there but it looks really nice, and probably no more dangerous than a lot of western cities, how would white or half white people be treated there?
>love that they speak Spanish too
Hey /pinoy/, I asked /pol/ so I'll ask here, is the Philippines a good place for a poor little white boy like me to move to? I need to get as far away from America as possible for reasons I cannot disclose.
I just need a nice secluded place where I can keep to myself and have good internet that'll let me pirate shit in peace.
What parts of the Philippines are good? What parts are shit that should be avoided like the plague?
/bangungot/ - Sleep Paralysis Thread
anyone experience bangungot? I've been experiencing it this year once in 2 weeks now.
embed is the closest thing i have heard at one time while the last image i see has dark red streaks.
It happens to me before I get to sleep and lasts at least 30 seconds. I couldn't wake up at that duration.
Also one time, I was a having a siesta in the afternoon, Something was biting my forearm, I tried to wake up but scared to look at what was biting me while sleeping. Woke up and felt my forearm went kinda numb for 5 hours
INC le haxxors team
https://www.facebook.com/groups/MCADozers/ (pasensya na pala kung jewbook ito may nagbigay lang sa akin ng impormasyon.)
itong group na to puno ng INC supporters at may planong mag DDOS ba yun basta ewan. At saka puro pala mga wannabee "le anonymoose Xddd" ang myembro nito iilan lang may kayang mang hack. paki turuan nga sila ng tamang pang ra-raid. DEUS VULT
Vote d-d-duterte according to ANC.
So, who else knows who our broadcasting companies shill for? I know that:
>PTV: Pro Roxas because it's state-owned
>IBC: Pro Roxas because it's state-owned
>ABS-CBN: Pro Duterte
>GMA: ?
>TV5: ?
>EBC: Owned by INC unknown support
>UNTV: ?
>BEAM TV: ?
University/College Thread
Where do you study?What's your course?
Tell anything about your college life.
Philippine Fail Blog
What do you guys think of this site?
http://philippinefailblog.com/
>"Filipinos keep looking for “heroes”, and they settle for just about anything. Then they magnify the fuck out of it until it doesn’t even resemble the truth anymore."
>Functional cultures have pride that is based on actual success and accomplishments. Filipino culture has pride that is based almost exclusively on just being Filipino. This is why the Filipino standard is so low. When they have that much pride in just being Filipino, they have no incentive to reach a higher standard.
It's written from the perspective of butthurt foreigners in the Philippines. Most of the articles are them bitching about how they got scammed by their girlfriends. (No shit, the kind of dirt poor girl who hooks up with old guys 40 years her senior is a scammer, that's true in ANY country…)
However, despite this some of the articles are true and even funny.
Image from http://philippinefailblog.com/stupidity-innnnnn-spaaaaacceeeee/