/pinoy/ - Most Powerful Race in the World

>>14000

do you even pagpag?

>>14001

are leftovers considered pagpag or do they have to touch the garbage bag to be official?

>>14002

i believe its called pagpag once the leftover was discarded by the consumer. It is pagpag tier 1. Tier 2 pagpag will be freshly thrown in the garbage bin and gets mixed in with other pagpag. Tier 3 pagpag is when the mixed pagpag dissolves each others flavor, creating a new flavor altogether.

>>14003

Hmm, interesting. I think it is also important to note that pagpag must come from the discarded leftovers of a unknown or third-party. Therefore, eating your own pagpag becomes an impossibility because doing so ruins the excitement of not knowing the contents, flavor and aroma. It is literally a surprise with every bite.

>>14004

The finest pagpag cooks can make pagpag taste better than its original state, they soften the bones just enough to be chewy al dente.

>>14005

I wonder if they should sell them according to its quality. Tier 1 must be the most expensive because of the difficulty and risk involved in acquiring it before it gets mixed with others.

Multiply immensely in poor class, mga kapatid.

>>14007

Salamat kapatid. Poverty is the virtue that leads to true riches.

I got squatter friends here they're pretty much cool people and are basically cheap labor/henchmen just be nice to them and don't act like an asshole (though it can't get a little awkward when they invite you for a 'tagay')

>>14009

That's cool. We welcome those who would like to share their thoughts and experience for the sake of cultural and historical enrichment. This is a thread where we can talk about things that we usually can't converse in the real world.

>>14011

Sige lang mga kapatid, tanungin nyo lang ako.

>>14013

are the squats the nigga of the Philippines?

>>14014

Sa mga nakikita ko sa amin mga bata lang ang mga pinapatae nila sa kalye

Kailangan talaga may libreng pa-abortion ang mga putangina kung alam nilang di nila kayang magpalaki na'ng matino

Middle class cuck here, I don't get it.

>>14015

Their skin color may not be as black but their hearts can.

>>14016

Mabuti't ngayon may smartphones. Pwede nila gamiting pamatid-libog.

If RoodyDooty wins will he end the Squatterverse with a Federalistic magic ritual?

>>14024

The Squatterverse will be reboot. It will give rise to a new breed of Squat.

>>14003

>>14004

>>14005

Pagpag should be made illegal and those selling it be hanged for spreading potential diseases all for money at the expense of society. Too bad the leftists and "human rights" groups would shout "anti-poor" and "elitist" to anyone enforcing common sense.

>>14031

Hmm, yes, Tier 3's quality is definitely questionable. Even for cheap, I don't think anyone will pay to have LBM. Literally, not for the weak of stomach.

Oh god, I've been eating chicken skin at hepa lane those are delicious as fuck but are those pagpag though? holy shit.

Squatter Syndicates are a bane to real estate practicioners everywhere.

I pray let them be consumed by the purifying fires for justice and righteousness. Or just fires in general.

>>14039

Don't underestimate them squats, they are really adept in making goblin fortresses out of any plot of land. Today they could even hold out a couple throws of tear gas thanks to their evolved sunog-baga capabilities.

>>14035

I think it's up for debate whether discarded parts from a chicken processing plant (supposing it is the direct source) recycled into street food can be considered pagpag. I would classify them as Class A quality pagpag.

>>14044

These LandSquat class are the most common are the most concerned about their squatus symbol

>>14031

Easy to declare something illegal.

How are you going to enforce it?

>>14044

they mutate to survive? what would be their final form?

>>14062

With enough pagpag and the so called 'empi' they will, eventually

How do you defeat squatter muggers who roam at night? Is their kind weak to ice and fire?

>>14063

They need to harvest more pagpag to build more advanced structures to fully upgrade their abilities.

Explain this "empi," btw.

>>14064

They seem to be vulnerable to elemental area-of-effect damage. The past years have seen the effectiveness of wind, fire and water on their strongholds.

>>14066

'Empi' is the squat's most sought out mead, local sari-sari merchants sell them or rather give them away for free in exchange for being in the 'lists'. They come in 'longnek' and 'lapad', and tastes a little better than a 'kakosa' moonshine.

>>14068

What are these… "lists?" Does the rabbit hole run deep?

>>14089

No, actually they're just a stack of owed sari-sari goods for a particular sunog-baga listed on a disposable ledger. Sassy squat women who usually run these stores are usually uppity about these 'lists' and nag you endlessly about it whenever you visit the store. So it's one squat's best interest to buy from a senile storeowner who usually owns a raggedy shack for a shop with only a handful of 'tsitsiryas' kept in jars for a care-free squat life drowning on 'Empi'.

>>14068

please teach us more of this squatter terms

>>14064

I defeated one who tried to rob me with my umbrella with a tsurugi's grip as its handle. The poor sap was too dumb to aim at me with a knife from a distance. They seem to be easy when you have good AGI and INT (which is a given). Some can be deterred with having better arsenal than they do.

>>14124

How did you know, hombre? Some of them nowadays have found a little haven within the wretched hive known as FB in "R-Breezy", where said haven shits out moving images containing people fornicating.

>>14130

Post pic of this umbrella. It can save lives as an anti-squat arsenal to help fellow anons.

>>14124

Oh shit, it's Squatter-tan! Haven't seen this since pinoychan days. Are you the original artist? Have you come to deliver OC once again? I miss your rule 34 on many pinoy-related things.

>>14154

He has a deviantart and pixiv page.

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1899318

http://viperxtr.deviantart.com/

>>14220

>that dark area

you an assassin or something? a merc? or a renegade squat?

>>14283

Squats wield weapons depending on their level gained from squatting exp. by doing squat things

Squat tier 1 weapons "Hooligan":

'dos por dos' (melee)

broken bottles of empi (melee)

concrete debris from razed squat dwelling (range)

Squat tier 2 weapons "EskiniThug"

tubo (melee)

icepick (melee)

rusty bolo (melee)

PVC made sumpak (range)

Squat tier 3 weapons "Renegade"

balisong (melee)

steel pipe sumpak (range)

Squat tier 4 weapons 'Cheap Hitman in Hiding'

shitty .38 caliber revolver with melted lead bullets (range)

>>14284

Will there be a Mad Max tier weaponry in the future?

>>14283

I doubt, I'm just your friendly neighborhood weeaboo with a day job and crappy lighting at home, although I get paid for doing favors for people at certain times. My inner sanctum is really that dark.

>>14284

Don't forget the specialty classes

Special Class A "Manyakol"

rag soaked in chemicals (melee)

Special Class B "Junk Shop Owner's Best Friend"

acetylene torch (melee)

crowbar (melee)

claw hammer (melee)

Special Class C "Rallying Mercs"

packed excrement (ranged)

rocks and concrete debris (ranged)

pillbox (ranged)

>>14124

>squatter-tan

I am torn.

I notice most people in the Philippines are very disgusting that they don't even cover their mouth when they fuckin' cough. What if they had some fuckin' disease?!?! Seriously, Why can't most people think of others instead of their idiotic selves?!?! FUCKING RETARDS!

>>14321

If you did not experience that in the slums then you just had a "Squatter Moment."

Please explain in detail the causation of your disgust.