/pits/ - Armpit Fetish

Rule 35

Stinky Hitchhiker [F4M][femsub][body odor][armpit]

http://pastebin.com/KkNsTyFr

Hi mister, thank you so much for stopping. I'm headed to New Orleans. That's ok, I'll ride as far as you can take me. <truck door opens> Nice truck. <truck door closes>

Oooo, the air conditioning feels so good. Its so nice to be finally out of that hot Louisiana sun. I can finally let my hair down and air it out. <sounds of hair tie and hair whipping about> Stupid hair tie <sound of disgust> these are the worst when they get wet, but the best at keeping my hair out of my face. There, that's better.

What? What's that smell? Oh, sorry, its probably me. <long sniff> Yeah, it most certainly is me.

Well, I'm sorry, I was standing out there on I-10 in that humid heat for hours and I haven't had a shower in days.

Please don't kick me out, you know you were the first person to even stop and ask where I was going. I promise I'll keep my arms down.

What do you mean that's not the only thing you smell?

I don't believe you. You're just saying that to make me… my pussy does not smell like a dead trout!

You want me to check and see for myself? Fine! <struggles with belt, button, and zipper> Here, is this what you want? Is this what you want me to do? You want to watch me finger my dirty pussy then < long deep sniff> smell it?

<cough><dry heave><catch breath>

Woah, ok, you're right, it is pretty bad. But you really have to be all up in there to smell it.

What? You were lying to make me do all that? You jerk!

Wait, why are you slowing down? No, no don't pull over. Please, mister, please don't kick me out. It's so hot out there. I'll do anything, please! I'll do anything. Anything…

You want me to repeat after you? Ok…

<ashamed reciting> My armpits smell like a skunk died in an onion patch.

<ashamed reciting> My pussy smells like rotten sardines.

<ashamed reciting> I'm a disgusting sweaty pig.

<ashamed reciting> I'm a filthy road-side skank and I'm willing to do anything for a lift.

<timidly> That's it? You… don't want me to do anything else? Really?

Ok… yes… ok… that's fine. Yes, sir, no more lip from me, and I promise to be quiet for the rest of the trip.

The Smelly Cheerleader [F4M][femdom][body odor][armpit][feet]

http://pastebin.com/4xVqCm53

<cel phone rings>

Hey slut! <giggle> No, I haven't left yet, I'm walking into the lockerroom right now.

Yeah, I'm the only one here.

The coach wanted me to stay and work on the routine for regionals.

Well, being head cheerleader, it comes with the title. Besides, I really need to take a shower.

I know, the lockerroom showers are totally gross, but my parents are remodeling the bathroom this month, so I haven't had a shower in days. And to top it off, I used up all my deoderant trying to cover up my BO. So right now, its at the point where it is unbearable.

Yeah, my armpits totally stink right now. <sniff sniff> Whew, my pits smell like onions. I also haven't been able to shave so they are all stubbly and gross.

No, you're the filthy slut! <giggle> Yeah, I know, I'm a filthy slut too…

Ok, as soon as I'm done here I'll come over, alright?

Ok…lates.

<sigh> Finally, I get to wash this stink off me. <sound of disgust> My uniform is soaked and nasty, I'm totally going to have to wash this when I get home. <sniff sniff> Is that…? <sniff sniff sniff> Yep, that's my pussy stinking. My god, I am a filthy whore. Time for a shower…

<pause>

Stupid locker, why won't you open. <grunts> There…

OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK are you doing in my locker???

Well, seeing as how you are tied up and have duct tape over your mouth I'm guessing you didn't sneak in here on your own. Here, hold still…. <tape ripping> There, now stop staring at my tits and tell me how the fuck you got in my locker.

A bunch of guys on the team did this to you. Figures, buncha assholes. Well, I need you to get the fuck out of my locker…

….Yes, so I can take a shower and… Oh, shit, you heard all that didn't you? Oh my god…. Don't you dare tell anyone what you heard! I mean it.

I don't trust you. Listen, if you want me to untie you so that the janitor doesn't find you like this, you're going to have to do something for me.

"What do I mean?" I mean, I want you to lick my armpits clean.

Yes, really…. Because if you tell anyone what you heard, or that you saw me naked, I will tell everyone you licked my dirty armpits. And you will be known as Pit Licker until the day you die.

So here, start licking. Yeah… that's a good boy. Lick my smelly dirty armpit. <groan> Yeah, lick the stink right off. <groan> Mmm… now, make your tongue flat and wide and lick my pit from bottom to top. There you go, nice and slow. Clean off every bit of my sweaty pit with your tongue. Mmm…

Don't forget I have two, the other one is jealous. Here, take a big whiff first. Yeah, breathe it all in. Again. Smell my stinky sweaty armpit. That's a good boy. Now lick it clean. Slow…. slow… yeah, like that. Nice and slow, make sure you get all that pit stank on your tongue. Mmm…

Alright, now I want you to kneel in front of this bench. I'll sit on it over here and you can smell my dirty feet. You heard me. Bring your nose up to my toes and inhale. Again. How do they smell? They smell sweaty… and dirty… One more time. <deep inhale> Yeah…

Now make your tongue flat and wide, and my lick my soles from bottom to top. <groan> Yeah, nice and slow. Clean my stinky feet with your tongue. Mmm…

Now slide your tongue between each of my toes. Every. Single. One.

That's One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

You're a good stink slave. You do everything I say, so I'm going to let you sniff: my smelly pussy. Come here. Put your nose in my muff, its still wet from all my sweat. Take a deep breath. Good boy. Take another one <deep inhale> You like my smelly pussy? <giggle> This is probably the only pussy you've ever smelled, and now I've ruined you forever, Pit Licker <giggle>

http://pastebin.com/EV2E5irH

Amorous Aroma Aboard Airline [F4M][body odor][armpit][french]

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*NOTES*

Setting: Aboard an overseas night time flight from Charles de Gaulle Airport to LaGuardia . The cabin is set for night time / sleeping passengers, so the tone should be kept hushed. Not a full whisper, but trying to keep quiet and secretive.

The character is a French woman in her late 20's and english is her second language. The performer should have a thick french accent.

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Hello. Are you not tired? I can't sleep either. I can never sleep on a plane. It is impossible to get comfortable in these awful chairs.

I see you are travelling by yourself without your parents.

Oh, they are in first class, and you're back here with "the great unwashed".

Is something funny? What is it, you look like there is something you wanted to say?

No? Then why do you keep staring at my armpits?

Does my confidence surprise you? With my hands behind my head, exposing my hairy armpits for all to see?

You've never seen a woman so hairy before? That's because American women try so hard to look like young girls.

What's that? You've never smelled a real woman before either? Does my au natural aroma excite you? Oui?

I knew it. I could tell when you kept walking by me in the terminal at Charles de Gaulle. Of course I noticed, you did it like 10 times.

I can see you're curious, go ahead, mon cher, come closer. Lean in and put your face in my armpit.

Mmmm… now smell it. <small groan> Oui, ma puce.

Again, smell my armpit. <deep sniff> What's that? "It smells really strong" but you like it.

I can see how much you like it, mon poussin.

Because, I can see your pants are becoming uncomfortable. Go ahead, <whispered> pull it out. It looks like it needs to breathe too, mon ange.

Oh my goodness! Already, you are so aroused! Quickly, cover up with your blanket. There, now no one can see you while you rub yourself. Does that feel good? Oui, mmmmmm, nuzzle my furry armpit while you stroke yourself. <groan> Breathe in my strong sweaty scent.

Shhhh, ma petit puce, we don't want strangers to see what you are doing. This is our little secret. <groan>

Yes, please, lick my armpit. You didn't need to ask. <groan> <whispered french sweet talk> Oui, lick it all up and down, mmmmmmm.

You love how it smells and tastes, don't you? You're so excited, you're going to cum! You're going to cum smelling my stinky sweaty armpit.

Oooo.. look at that… look at all that milky cum. <groan> You made such a mess all over your hand. <giggle> Let me help you clean up. <licking slurping sounds> Mmmmm <more licking> So good. You taste so good, mon ange.

<giggle> You're sleepy now? Of course, come here, rest your head in my armpit and drift off. Close your eyes and fall asleep while you breathe my aroma. Fais de beaux rêves, mon ange.

http://pastebin.com/Nu1ivQPb

Stuck in the Stank Elevator (4A) [F4M][body odor][armpit][cock worship]

<ABSTRACT> TL;DR

Hot summer day, elevator going up, running sweaty guy into cab. Lift gets stuck on the way up. Pheromones kick in. Woman loses control and just goes for it. Turns into a complete slut because of the scent of a "real man".

Kinks Involved

armpit licking

armpit worship

body odor worship

smelly cock worship

cum in mouth

If you are OK with the aforementioned, proceed

God, I feel like I've been waiting for this elevator forever. C'mon already!

<DING><ELEVATOR DOOR>

Finally.

<steps in elevator> <drops keys>

Dammit, stupid keys!

<bends to pick up keys>

Oh, shit, someone's coming.

<stands to hit "door close" button>

Fuckin' button never works! C'mon close, close…

<hand slams into elevator door>

Oh, Hi! <giggle> I tried to hit the button but I… I dropped my keys… Oh, yeah, going up. Uh, Floor 11.

<brief pause>

I haven't seen you in this building before.

Really, just last week? Well, nice to meet you, I'm Al-woooaahhhh! <oomf>

I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to fall on top of you. It's just this stupid elevator jams all the time. This is the 2nd time I've been stuck in here this month. <sniff> Woah, I'm guessing you just finished your work out.

Yeah, it's pretty strong.

Well, I wouldn't say "bad"… <inhale> it's.. sexy… <deep inhale> Your armpits are super stinky. <groan> No, don't be shy, its okay… I really like it. <inhale> Mmmmm How do you get them so stinky?

You're allergic to soaps and deodorants? So you don't use soap when you shower?

No? Just hot water.

That's so "Alpha". <inhale> Mmmmm You smell like a man. <deep inhale> Like a real man. <groan> Your armpits stink so good. I could just bury my face in your pits all day.

No, it smells good! <inhale> It smells like garlic and onions <inhale> with a little bit of skunk. It smells like hard work. <deep inhale> It smells like sex. <groan> Ooh, your getting me so wet right now! Mmmm If you're pits stink this good up here…

Then you must really stink good down here…

Stop being so shy! Believe me, when I was a cheerleader in college, and in high-school, I came face-to-face with plenty of smelly cocks. They don't bother me. To be honest, the smell turns me on now. <deep inhale> Mmmm, your cock smells delicious. It's musky, almost like a pussy, but way more manly. <inhale> Oh, and your balls! <groan> Your balls smell amazing. <deep inhale> I just want to rub your manly scent all over my face. <moaning and groaning> Yeah… so good, mmmmmm so good. <inhale> <groan> I love smelling your dirty balls. But, now I'm going to put my nose, right on your taint and <deep inhale> smell your sweaty ass. Mmmmmm <groan>

You've triggered the slut in me …. I can't take it…. let me make your cock come. Please… I'm begging. I'll be a good little cum slut for you. Please… Please, can I be your pit-licking cum slut?

Yeah? Yes, yes.. take your shirt off.

Ooooo, look at your body… oh my god, you are so sexy. Put your arms up. I want to lick your pits clean while I jack you off.

<pit licking noises>

Oooh, yeah, you like that? <groan> Your cock is so hard for me. You like me licking your armpits don't you?

<pit licking noises>

Now to clean the other one.

<pit licking noises>

Mmmmm.. you taste so good. The taste is even better then the smell. <groan>

Are you gonna cum for me? Huh? Have I been a good pit-licking whore? Yeah? OOooo! Yeah! Come on!

Cum in my mouth! Cum down this filthy pit-licking whore's throat! I need it! Make me your filthy cum slut! Come on! Cum!

<MONEY SHOT>

OOOOooooo Yeah!

<cum in mouth noises><cooing><humming>

MMMmmmmm

<swallowing>

Your cum tastes so good… so good…

<deep inhale>

So good…

Confessions of a Pheromone Junkie: I like to Huff Dirty Laundry [body odor][armpit]

http://pastebin.com/SKYgH9bU

I have a bizarre confession: I am mildly addicted to the smell of my boyfriend's unwashed armpits. This is good, as my boyfriend's armpits are usually unwashed.

When we're alone, you will often find me nose deep in his underarms, and I have to consciously stop myself from taking really long awkward pit sniffs while out in public. I am not talking about diggin' the smell of his deodorant or cologne – he wears neither on a daily basis. I love the smell of his sweaty, spicy body odor.

Now let me stress that my boyfriend isn't overly stinky … just a guy who is pretty active and not all that into bathing. Mmmm.

My guy lives in a different city, but is lovely enough to lend me a filthy T-shirt to sniff when he isn't around. I wear this dirty shirt – much to the disgust of my roommates – around the house until it no longer smells like him. Then I trade it in for a new one.

I know that this must be all about pheromones – we are chemically inclined to like the smell of our partners. Now this isn't a new phenomenon – everyone knows all about that stinky T-shirt study. However, it is new to ME.

I'm not sure about how chemically compatible I was with past partners but I do know that my current man is the first guy I have hibernated with since getting off the pill. Flings with my yoga instructor and that guy with all the snakes in his basement don't count as hibernating.

So is it just a coincidence that my guy is the first whose B.O. makes me all sorts of hopped-up like my cat on catnip? 

I have enjoyed the smell of a boyfriend before. You know, that nice personalized skin scent, maybe with a hint of cologne or whatever man-products they use. But I've never enjoyed the peppery hot I-Just-Ran-Around-All-Day-Imagine-What-My-Balls-Smell-Like dirty armpit stench before.

Normally, when a boyfriend smelled like B.O., I would wrinkle my nose and avoid the general area. Now I actually pursue my guy's sweaty pit like some sort of weird sexually excited blind raccoon.

I know I'm not alone. I have a handful of friends who cop to getting sauced on their boyfriend's stink; “Grade A Armpit,” a girlfriend of mine calls it. But most people think I'm sort of weird and a bit gross for preferring my guy a few hours (or days) ripe to freshly showered.

Does the fact that I am sexually adventurous and don't mind talking about balls on the Internet have something to do with me enjoying the rankness beneath my boyfriend's arms? Am I a creep? I don't care. <deep inhale> Mmmm, cuz that is good armpit.

Sweet Smelling Pillow Talk [F4M][SFW][pillowtalk][armpit]

<deep breath/yawn><groan from stretch>

Good morning, sweetie. How'd you sleep? Mmmmm, I slept so good. Last night was amazing. You were amazing. <giggle> Yeah, I did, didn't I. Sssshhhh, don't tell anyone. It's our little secret. <deep inhale> Hhmmm, this is my favorite part of the day. Cuddling here with you. With my head on your chest and your arm around me. You make me feel so safe. So warm and cozy. <deep inhale> You smell so good. You smell like sweat from last night. <giggle> Yeah, I guess I am a little smelly too. It's so cool how you don't care. I mean, we're human right? It's only natural that we smell like humans. <deep inhale> Mmmm, that's good armpit. <giggle> What do I mean? I mean that is grade-A manstink. I mean it! I love the way you smell. My guy should smell like a "real man," and you smell <deep inhale> perfect. I could go back to sleep right now, with my face right here in your armpit. It smells like home.

<a few beats of deep inhalations with humming/cooing/general pleasantness>

Don't shower today, ok? Please? Ok, fine… but don't use soap! Just use hot water. Please?

Mmmm, thank you. <whispered> Yummy yummy yummy yummy. <deep inhale> You're the best.

You Smell Like My Man (4A) [F4M][SFW][sweet talk][body odor]

http://pastebin.com/g5EPJVb6

You smell like my man.

The one I've been searching for.

You smell confident.

An Alpha, who takes command.

You smell like home.

Where I feel comfortable and safe.

You smell strong.

Like hard work and security.

You smell like passion.

Of hot nights with no inhibitions.

You smell like my future.

My one, and only. Forever.